Art Bell

[Danger!UFO]

That's not a bad idea, since the Philadelphia Weekly article is nearly ten years old. I'll reach out to Vincent and Lisa (and possibly Kevin Bell from the comment section, though it's going to take some digging to substantiate his claim) to see if either one would be willing to be interviewed, on Gabcast or whatever feels most comfortable.

This.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dude, there is no tooth fairy, easter bunny, or stalker.

What?! So who's been leaving the chocolate Easter eggs in the burning paper bag on my front porch?!

[coaster]

Dude, there is no tooth fairy, easter bunny, or stalker.

Makes one wonder.

[Value Of Pi]

Dude, there is no tooth fairy, easter bunny, or stalker.

This doesn't change the fact that I found dimes, nickels, and even a quarter once, under my pillow whenever I lost a baby tooth. A huge increase over my weekly allowance. I had no interest then, and still have no interest, in questioning the existence of the tooth fairy.

[RoseGirl]

What?! So who's been leaving the chocolate Easter eggs in the burning paper bag on my front porch?!

Ha! Not me...I've been pre-occupied with exercising the hags. Bored now, though.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

This.

I'm trying to hitch a ride with Aldous Burbank so I can interview the pair in person. He has already asked me to participate in the reality of his personal and home life, whatever that means, but we plan to keep things on a professional level and see where it goes after the trip.

[littlechris]

participate in the reality of his personal and home life

Lol.  I soo dig that line!!!  Aldous Burbank is such a pimp!! Ya can't knock him for trying!!

[BellBoy]

Lol.  I soo dig that line!!!  Aldous Burbank is such a pimp!! Ya can't knock him for trying!!

Pimpin' ain't easy, my friend...

[Roswells, Art]

Lol.  I soo dig that line!!!  Aldous Burbank is such a pimp!! Ya can't knock him for trying!!

I wouldn't mind being part of his reality. He seems like a fun person to hang out with. But you never know, text can hide some serious flaws.

[Value Of Pi]

I find it interesting that people have popped up to respond to the assertion that the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy don't exist. However, nobody has yet reasserted their firm belief in an actual, dyed-in-the-wool, no-beating-around-the-bush stalker.

Is this not also an enduring belief or legend? Maybe not.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Pimpin' ain't easy, my friend...

"Rinsing" is easier

[Sean92008]

If Airyn is smart she'll go see a lawyer as soon as possible.

...or make that stalker-thing real.  The last wife gets all the money!

[Value Of Pi]

...or make that stalker-thing real.  The last wife gets all the money!

So what are you saying, walk don't run to marry that guy over there, pick 'em old and sick, make sure you hire a good poisoner (like Livia or Caligula in "I,  Claudius")? Ooh, that's nasty stuff.

[Roswells, Art]

...or make that stalker-thing real.  The last wife gets all the money!

Your avatar grosses me out. It looks more like a corpse than an alien.

[Mr. Fidget]

I thought you were homeless or something. Do a lot of homeless people dabble in graphic design? I had no idea that photoshop was available to them. thats nice. I think it's great that someone who has to "sing for their supper" has the available tools to create. (computer, photoshop, internet). high five.

Homelessness is not what it used to be.
Do you need a band-aid?
brb

[Mr. Fidget]

Here.

[GravitySucks]

Your avatar grosses me out. It looks more like a corpse than an alien.

I'm still trying to figure out which one is him.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ha! Not me...I've been pre-occupied with exercising the hags. Bored now, though.

[ge30542]

This doesn't change the fact that I found dimes, nickels, and even a quarter once, under my pillow whenever I lost a baby tooth. A huge increase over my weekly allowance. I had no interest then, and still have no interest, in questioning the existence of the tooth fairy.

That was the Democrats redistributing the wealth of your rich neighbor.

[Chronaut]

I find it interesting that people have popped up to respond to the assertion that the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy don't exist. However, nobody has yet reasserted their firm belief in an actual, dyed-in-the-wool, no-beating-around-the-bush stalker.

Is this not also an enduring belief or legend? Maybe not.

How many times do rational people have to state that they believe that Art was actually harassed at his home?  Weekly?  Daily?

I think it's idiotic to believe otherwise, but I realize that anyone dumb+paranoid enough to keep questioning it aren't going to be convinced unless the perpetrator is caught, and that's not going to happen.

And this whole business of digging into the man's personal life, and even talking about contacting his kids to feed the hate porn around here, is just creepy and contemptible.  Have some dignity, for chrissakes.

[GravitySucks]

How many times do rational people have to state that they believe that Art was actually harassed at his home?  Weekly?  Daily?

I think it's idiotic to believe otherwise, but I realize that anyone dumb+paranoid enough to keep questioning it aren't going to be convinced unless the perpetrator is caught, and that's not going to happen.

And this whole business of digging into the man's personal life, and even talking about contacting his kids to feed the hate porn around here, is just creepy and contemptible.  Have some dignity, for chrissakes.

I agree, but SixWeekTenure is still pissed off about buying that SiriusXM radio, and he is going to extract his pound of flesh every chance he gets.

[Roswells, Art]

Come on people. I think it's time for a group hug. Everyone gather 'round.

AND NO ASS GRABBING!

[littlechris]

Come on people. I think it's time for a group hug. Everyone gather 'round.

AND NO ASS GRABBING!

(BIG HUGS AND TONGUES)

[Chronaut]

I agree, but SixWeekTenure is still pissed off about buying that SiriusXM radio, and he is going to extract his pound of flesh every chance he gets.

That kind of obsessive resentment is why maladjusted freaks shoot their supervisor five years after being passed up for a promotion.  It sickens me to see others supporting that kind of trash - that's how you get blood on your hands when things go sideways.  People want to dredge up the painful childhood memories of his innocent children, trotting them out on the GabCast so they can rubberneck at a family tragedy?  Are you fucking serious?  Some people aren't worth the oxygen they breathe.

[ge30542]

#BetterEveryDay!

[Danger!UFO]

That kind of obsessive resentment is why maladjusted freaks shoot their supervisor five years after being passed up for a promotion.  It sickens me to see others supporting that kind of trash - that's how you get blood on your hands when things go sideways.  People want to dredge up the painful childhood memories of his innocent children, trotting them out on the GabCast so they can rubberneck at a family tragedy?  Are you fucking serious?  Some people aren't worth the oxygen they breathe.

[SciFiAuthor]

That kind of obsessive resentment is why maladjusted freaks shoot their supervisor five years after being passed up for a promotion.  It sickens me to see others supporting that kind of trash - that's how you get blood on your hands when things go sideways.  People want to dredge up the painful childhood memories of his innocent children, trotting them out on the GabCast so they can rubberneck at a family tragedy?  Are you fucking serious?  Some people aren't worth the oxygen they breathe.

+1

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I agree, but SixWeekTenure is still pissed off about buying that SiriusXM radio, and he is going to extract his pound of flesh every chance he gets.

Quiz time! SixWeekTenure(tm) was...

A) Joking
B) Serious
C) Joking but also serious
D) Rattling Art's cage
E) Doing it "for the lulz"

Get it right and win a prize.

[SciFiAuthor]

D) Kick him while he's down Rattling Art's cage.

Prize?

[Gruntled]

Quiz time! SixWeekTenure(tm) was...

A) Joking
B) Serious
C) Joking but also serious
D) Rattling Art's cage
E) Doing it "for the lulz"

Get it right and win a prize.

C) Joking but also sirius