Art Bell

[ponyboysunset]

I think it is time to take a break from this thread.  It has caused me to develop delfiniphobia.  Whenever I see a dolphin I think it Is hoping I will die from painful ass cancer.   

Well I hope you don't quit, but I completely understand if you do. I simply was posting and having some fun. I wasn't even saying anything except about  myself and how I needed to get a life. LOL. I'm still working on that, and explaining bellgab to a woman I am going to date, no way. I have to save that bombshell for six months in.

And SV

I'm pretty sure it was me, but then I am used to that. Not that I'm bitter or anything, that ratfucking bastard. And we are not forgetting about Heather, even if the listeners probably have by now.

Edit: on further consideration (in the light of further evidence) I withdraw the 'ratfucking', although he's still a doubledyed bastard.

My deepest apologies :

[ziznak]

By the way, someone said Howard Hughes talked about the deal Art made him on his recent show. Has anyone heard it? I asked this once, but no one answered.

I heard this yesterday and was gonna post... but then sleep.  Anyways, yeah hughes claims he was made an "offer" although he had to finance it which is why he turned it down... the offer was for a 3 hour slot before Art.  not that it matters now .

I really like HH podcasts very tightly run interviews.

[Richard Groyper]

You're forgetting about Heather. What are you, sexist man? LMAO!!!!!!

And true dat Bellboy, who I believe started the original you da man Art campaign but I could be wrong.

Oh, yeah... Heather's getting better everyday! bateman is a bad man! I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male. *self flagellating w/ a cat of nine tails*

[ponyboysunset]

Oh, yeah... Heather's getting better everyday! bateman is a bad man! I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male. *self flagellating w/ a cat of nine tails*

Hahahahahaahaha. That is some funny stuff. I've missed you guys.

And ziz HH is great. I love his show.

[Richard Groyper]

Hahahahahaahaha. That is some funny stuff. I've missed you guys.

And ziz HH is great. I love his show.

And I've missed you, too!

[BellBoy]

I'm pretty sure it was me, but then I am used to that. Not that I'm bitter or anything, that ratfucking bastard. And we are not forgetting about Heather, even if the listeners probably have by now.

Edit: on further consideration (in the light of further evidence) I withdraw the 'ratfucking', although he's still a doubledyed bastard.

Hello. I am BellBoy and I am a ratfucking bastard. For me it all started with "George Noory Sucks". From there, it was all down hill. You eat one tiny rat here, you eat a few larger rats there. Before you know it, it's a full-on rat fuckfest.

[Richard Groyper]

Hello. I am BellBoy and I am a ratfucking bastard. For me it all started with "George Noory Sucks". From there, it was all down hill. You eat one tiny rat here, you eat a few larger rats there. Before you know it, it's a full-on rat fuckfest.

I prefer rat fink. Rolls of my forked-serpent tongue. 

[ziznak]

Let me double check. I'm going by what someone said to me in a PM. I already know Art is intentionally misleading because of what Heather and bateman have said on this message board. But I was told Howard said the same thing today.

Howard said he didnt have the capitol required... but all the talk was for his show to come over to the network to open for Art.  it's in the last unexplained podcast... guest was peter robbins

[ziznak]

Howard Hughes is the shit... I can definitely hear the Art influence with him and his style.

[ziznak]

mind flayer puts it a lil better than me in the gabcast thread:

Thank you.
Starts at 6:15 in the show. HH first time hearing of Bellgab and the Gabcast. Question/email came from a Bellgabber.
The offer was for the show 3 hours before Art. HH said he couldn't afford to set up and run the show.

Worth listening to, I don't think Howard is rolling in the dough.
HH: "I would have needed to have given up  any other work that I've got- which is just about enough for me to eat and pay my bills at the moment-
and got involved in this venture I couldn't afford to set up and run-its a great sadness to me but there was absolutely nothing I could do...so Art said "Howard wasn't going for it" but the explanation for that I have to give you here is that I couldn't afford to go with it."
HH says he holds Art in the highest esteem.

[BellBoy]

I prefer rat fink. Rolls of my forkred-serpent tongue.

I can only be thankful that with the help and support of all my fellow BellGabbers, I can now say that I am getting better every day!

One day at a time, you ratfucking bastards! Keep coming back, it works!

[MV/Liberace!]

Capital letters! What's going on, MV?

heh heh, depends on whether i'm posting from a mobile device or not.  keyboard is always no caps, but mobile drops in the auto-caps.

[MV/Liberace!]

Art dindu nuffin!

[MV/Liberace!]

But there's nothing wrong with wishing you had learned more from and about Art as regards his latest life events.

fair enough.

[Richard Groyper]

heh heh, depends on whether i'm posting from a mobile device or not.  keyboard is always no caps, but mobile drops in the auto-caps.

Ah, I can add that mystery to the 'solved' file.  Phew! I was concerned about a "corporate/business MV" being unleashed on (us) the unwashed masses.

Glorious!

[MV/Liberace!]

fuck the fuck off. Kissing mv's ass so much I want to start hating MV too

If we researched the first response to each of MV's last 200 posts, you would appear the most.

Maybe we should investigate this further... Why is Gravity sucks obsessed with approval and or friendship from MV? Is it really a modes thing?

he's just trying to keep his job squeegeeing windshields back behind the vandeven enterprises headquarters in muncie, indiana.

[ItsOver]

he's just trying to keep his job squeegeeing windshields back behind the vandeven enterprises headquarters in muncie, indiana.

I thought he was at least the BellGab Press Secretary and Shoe Shine Boy.

[ponyboysunset]

he's just trying to keep his job squeegeeing windshields back behind the vandeven enterprises headquarters in muncie, indiana.

So what does it take for a promotion?  OMG is it like Scientology where you have to pay your way up?

[MV/Liberace!]

So what does it take for a promotion?

one must enter my office and close the door to find out.

edit:  that's office, not orifice, but either will suffice.

[ponyboysunset]

one must enter my office and close the door to find out.

edit:  that's office, not orifice, but either will suffice.

Oh you...LOL...

Edit: Praise MV?

[ziznak]

Oh you...LOL...

Edit: Praise MV?

penetrate MV!

[bateman]

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-11/the-adult-diaper-market-is-about-to-take-off

[Jackstar]

Edit: Praise MV?

I'll allow it.

[MV/Liberace!]

penetrate MV!

mmmmmm, now you're speaking my language.

[Ciardelo]

You spent the entire month of January passive-aggressively shitting on Art Bell and (Redacted) all over the board and you're now taking the high ground? Fuck it, I'm getting stoned. It's 8:21 in the morning. You in Ciardelo?

lol if I did i surely would. 

[paladin1991]

Oh, yeah... Heather's getting better everyday! bateman is a bad man! I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male. *self flagellating w/ a cat of nine tails*

Yeah.  You.  YOu....FUCKER!

[paladin1991]

Hahahahahaahaha. That is some funny stuff. I've missed you guys.

And ziz HH is great. I love his show.

I've missed you too.  Now go make me a sandwich.

[paladin1991]

I thought he was at least the BellGab Press Secretary and Shoe Shine Boy.

https://youtu.be/sqPLHv0PREU

[Khameleon808]

I know this might be a bit off topic.

Last night I was standing in the checkout lane at Target.
I looked over at the wall of trading cards/collectible toys.  I noticed there were some Garbage Pail Kids cards sittin up there.   
Now I was aware they reprinted these some time ago, and I used to collect the shit out of these when I was younger.  So I walked out of the lane, giving the lady behind me my space, to go grab these cards. 

I bought about 5 packs.  I get home open them up and this is the first one I see.  So I thought I would share it with you guys

[onan]

Fuck, I am gonna gouge my eyes out, but I am gonna do it with my dick. It's gonna take a good deal of time or much more flexibility.