Art Bell

[paladin1991]

I honestly can not say what my path is for air work. The first consideration is security. After that I might do a little bit and see how it goes. At the moment everything is in the air. I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work. I can see myself doing a day or two a Week IF we feel secure about it.

It would be a stART.

[ItsOver]

    I'd be tempted to steal this as a signature line if we used those around here.

You're welcome to use it as you see fit, Dyna.  I'm thinking epitaph for me.  Hell, I always loved Art's Halloween show and "Dreamland," when it was Art's, so it's in character for me.  "Boo!" and dreaming, that's me.

[WOTR]

Trump has a lot more to lose than to gain when running for president, just look at the business he has already lost due to his stance on things. 

Source?

[WOTR]

Let's not be hasty. Fresh back from her Maldives modelling assignment (she was May for the 2017 edition of the 'Over-70s Spankstravaganza' calendar) she's now returned, bronzed and fit, to grace us with her presence. The little slut.

Damn- she looks... Healthy for 70.  I am having trouble picking her out of the line up and may need a clue.  Can you tell what colour her bikini bottoms are in the pic, or not?

[WOTR]

...I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work.

Finally... The answer as to where the millions went.

I have two crowns to get replaced at $1350 a pop...  My dentist probably takes his private jet to his yacht in order to reach his private island in the Bahamas.

[Art Bell]

Finally... The answer as to where the millions went.

I have two crowns to get replaced at $1350 a pop...  My dentist probably takes his private jet to his yacht in order to reach his private island in the Bahamas.

Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art

[gabrielle]

Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art

Can't wait to hear you again Art!

[coaster]

The price for Dental work is nuts.

True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo. I couldn't do it. Theres a reason why dentists are on the top of the list when it comes to suicide rates per profession.
While I am on the subject of disgusting professions, podiatrists have to be miserable. Touching people's stinky feet all day. No thanks. Humans are pretty gross.

[ge30542]

True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo. I couldn't do it.
While I am on the subject of disgusting professions, podiatrists have to be miserable. Touching people's stinky feet all day. No thanks. Humans are pretty gross.

What about gynecologists? They usually see the unhealthy and diseased ones.

[SciFiAuthor]

True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo. I couldn't do it. Theres a reason why dentists are on the top of the list when it comes to suicide rates per profession.
While I am on the subject of disgusting professions, podiatrists have to be miserable. Touching people's stinky feet all day. No thanks. Humans are pretty gross.

Performing colonoscopies would be the nightmare job for me.

[coaster]

What about gynecologists? They usually see the unhealthy and diseased ones.

Yeah, thats a bad one too. Imagine being a gyno and having, say..Rosie O'donnell walk through your door. Bullet to the brain please.

[ge30542]

Yeah, thats a bad one too. Imagine being a gyno and having, say..Rosie O'donnell walk through your door. Bullet to the brain please.

LOL. Open wide Ms. O'Donnell

[ItsOver]

Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art

I don't even look forward to teeth cleanings, let alone any type of dental work.  I've had surgery that was more bearable.  I hate it when the hygienist jabs me in the gums.  I'm more tensed-up than when I'm squeezing the armrest on a flight through turbulence.

[coaster]

LOL. Open wide Ms. O'Donnell

Whoopi Goldberg pap-smear.
You're welcome for that visual.

[WOTR]

True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo.

I don't know.  Cleaning public toilets,mopping out the back of your cab when a drunk spews and sucking sewage from outhouses while cleaning up after those who "missed" unintentionally or otherwise- $12- $20 / hour.  Having to look at a rotting tooth- $500+ / hour.

Don't get me wrong- my dentist also works as a MD in a hospital emergency room and teaches medical students.  He has spent his life getting an education and I understand that he has office expenses, pays accountants and assistants and has to buy new gadgets... But it does not make my bill (or my dental experience) any less painful to understand these realities.

[GravitySucks]

What about gynecologists? They usually see the unhealthy and diseased ones.

Just think how close they came to being proctologists.

[ItsOver]

Performing colonoscopies would be the nightmare job for me.

Having a colonoscopy WITHOUT anesthesia is my nightmare.  Thank God I can't birth a child.  God's probably pretty happy about that, too.

[GravitySucks]

Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art

There is no compensation for the GabCast, sir.

[coaster]

We need to get Mike Rowe to do a dirty jobs episode about dentists, gynos, proctologists, and cab-barf removal. Thems the dirty jobs.

[WOTR]

There is no compensation for the GabCast, sir.

I understand that the "diva demand" for doing the cast was to trade in the skittles and have almonds and macadamias delivered, instead that could be bartered to any self respecting dentist.

[ItsOver]

There is no compensation for the GabCast, sir.

But Art doing the GabCast.  Priceless.  Praise MV.

"We who are about to listen salute you!"

[SciFiAuthor]

Having a colonoscopy WITHOUT anesthesia is my nightmare.  Thank God I can't birth a child.  God's probably pretty happy about that, too.

I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, but I did recently undergo my first prostate exam. Eyes the size of saucers. This middle age business is for the birds.

[ge30542]

We need to get Mike Rowe to do a dirty jobs episode about dentists, gynos, proctologists, and cab-barf removal. Thems the dirty jobs.

He puts on thick, oversized gloves, boots, goggles and bodysuit, grabs a hose, (one of those big ones they use to clean out the elephant cage), and says " Ms. O'Donnell, right this way please"

[CornyCrow]

I don't even look forward to teeth cleanings, let alone any type of dental work.  I've had surgery that was more bearable.  I hate it when the hygienist jabs me in the gums.  I'm more tensed-up than when I'm squeezing the armrest on a flight through turbulence.

Yeah.  I think I could manage most doctoring work, but if I always caused pain it would upset me.  Some dentists are painless, some not.  Depends where you go.

[WhiteCrow]

Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art

But ..More importantly Mr Bell, do think MV will ever want to dream again, of mowing your lawn?..  that is if you actually have a lawn.

Love Art.. Please come back..

[creepygreenlight]

I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, but I did recently undergo my first prostate exam. Eyes the size of saucers. This middle age business is for the birds.

Dental work... "first" prostate exams... fat chick pics...

I think I miss the trolls already, this thread is becoming downright depressing.

[SciFiAuthor]

There is no compensation for the GabCast, sir.

It actually cost me. MV downgraded me from crackhead mode to meth lab mode because he felt my criticisms of St. Louis were lukewarm and wishy washy.

[ItsOver]

I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, but I did recently undergo my first prostate exam. Eyes the size of saucers. This middle age business is for the birds.

Ha!  Don't worry, it only gets better.    As it is said, growing old is not for sissies but I'll still take it.  Oh, for the colonoscopy?  Crap, go with anesthesia, SciFi.  My insurance won't cover the anesthesia but I've had it with and without and I'll GLADLY pay for the anesthesia.  One is like being hit with a cattle prod for an unbearable amount of time and the other is a piece of cake.  The SS couldn't have devised better torture.  Maybe it's improved with time but I don't want to personally find out.  Thank you very much.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Fair enough.

Time to get back in the saddle Art. Being off air is a waste of material. You made a big impact on broadcasting, and should continue doing so. Get 6 months or a year in and all the offers will flow again.

You being off the air, beyond security issues, is kind of a mistake.

Dammit. I'm still a fan boy.

Hey Coz - you're back in the thread.
Kick ass, man.

Yeah, good point.

[ItsOver]

Dental work... "first" prostate exams... fat chick pics...

I think I miss the trolls already, this thread is becoming downright depressing.

Not to worry, sir.  I'm sure BellaHaven is just around the corner.  Tea and crumpets, anyone?