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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

coaster

If you saw the amount of people just straight up kissing Art's ass on his facebook page, you'd throw up. It's unreal. It's like they are trying to outdo each other in their ball-gargling lameness. So much cringe.
This is the average post -"I love you Art. I love your family. We are your true friends. You can do no wrong."
Keep believing that you dingbats.. Art is not your family. Art is not your friend. You are there to coddle him. All five thousand of you are strangers to Art. Enjoy the worthless cheer-leading folks. See how far it gets you.

You bellgabbers on the other hand... You open-minded, not afraid to speak your mind bellgabbers. You are such trolls...

Uncle Duke

Quote from: rekcuf on January 20, 2016, 08:11:26 PM
Sounds like a Dilbert moment.

Had more than my share of those....

coaster

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on January 20, 2016, 08:15:57 PM
Astral prostate examination ........ Ahhh, no thanks!
I have to give Strieber some credit. He made up a complete bullshit story and lived that lie for decades just to sell his mediocre novels. That is dedication.

Lilith

Quote from: coaster on January 20, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Whats with Heather trying to stay anonymous? She wants to be a host of a show, but no one knows anything about her. Usually when you get a new host of tv or radio, they talk about their history and who they are. Even Noory did it. If the show was going to work, which it won't, it has no chance if Heather insists on staying anonymous. Perhaps shes worried about something in her past popping up. Its just odd.
"Hey guys, heres a compete stranger taking over my show, one with no experience, and you're not allowed to know anything about her. You can't know anything about her past, even what she looks like. Sounds fun huh?"
Nope. Sounds pretty stupid to be honest. Is it because of those phone sex rumors? If so, a lot of those basement dwelling nerds who listen to the show would probably like that. Imagine the dorito-dust fingered, virgin fanboys Heather could have if she told them she used to get people off over the phone.

What's even sadder, she'll never be able to attend any of the fabulous conferences that Falkie gets to attend.  She'll never be able to make an appearance with all the famous C2C hosts and guests at UFO Conferences, or be in any Falkie Videos with Hello Kathy.  Sad, very sad.  yes, yes it is.

Value Of Pi

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 20, 2016, 08:19:43 PM
If you've never seen it, watch the movie "The Amateurs".  It's about a bunch of small town nitwits who decide to make a porn movie.  One of the funniest lines in the movie deals with the obligatory lesbian scene, which one of nitwits refers to a "two chicks bumping donuts".  It was then I discovered 151 rum shooting out one's nose burns like Hell.

Well, what we have here is a resident expert, not a movie, which carries a lot of weight. Everything is not as advertised, unfortunate as that may be. But as they say, "The movie was better. See the movie."

Quote from: HumanBeing on January 20, 2016, 08:11:26 PM


Joke is on you Mary Lynn Brancato, I'm completely naked when I make biting, hurtful, sarcastic commentary in between going to BellGab and Porn sites. You think about that the next time you Google yourself and find this post.

coaster

Quote from: brig on January 20, 2016, 08:27:42 PM
What's even sadder, she'll never be able to attend any of the fabulous conferences that Falkie gets to attend.  She'll never be able to make an appearance with all the famous C2C hosts and guests at UFO Conferences, or be in any Falkie Videos with Hello Kathy.  Sad, very sad.  yes, yes it is.
sure she can.

Lilith

Quote from: PathoJen on January 20, 2016, 11:36:53 AM
Ok then, perhaps he did create MITD for Heather. But WHY?????

I've had that question in my mind from the very start for some reason.  It might be because of Arts age, and thinking maybe he wanted to pick someone to carry on when he felt like it was time for him to really retire, but why Heather?  I have been asking myself that from the day Art said "I like her voice" or some such statement.  Art surely knows it takes a LOT more than a pleasant voice.

ItsOver

Quote from: HumanBeing on January 20, 2016, 08:22:33 PM
They seem quite eloquent don't they?
:P
There will be hell to pay if Starbucks screws up their latte macchiato order.

Lilith

Quote from: coaster on January 20, 2016, 08:31:30 PM
sure she can.


Silly me, I hadn't thought of that.....very appropriate!  and FUNNY too!!!   ;D :-*

Catsmile

Mary Lynns account sounds so detailed it surpasses conjuring of the imagination, and crosses over into projection. Being fair though, most everyone on the interwebz surfs around awaiting the next rebound.

Lucius Ringwalds comment has moar iron than these guyz...


bateman

Quote from: HumanBeing on January 20, 2016, 08:11:26 PM


"Absolutely no one but them cares or finds it amusing."

Touché, Mary Lynn.

trostol

Quote from: Catsmile on January 20, 2016, 08:35:26 PM
Mary Lynns account sounds so detailed is surpasses conjuring of the imagination, and crosses over into projection. Being fair though, most everyone on the interwebz surfs around awaiting the next rebound.

Lucius Ringwalds comment has moar iron than these guyz...



aww man..dont dis my man War Machine lol

Value Of Pi

Quote from: brig on January 20, 2016, 08:34:06 PM
Silly me, I hadn't thought of that.....very appropriate!  and FUNNY too!!!   ;D :-*

There's also that old standby, the Diana Rigg mask.

Catsmile

Quote from: VoteQuimby on January 20, 2016, 08:31:00 PM
Joke is on you Mary Lynn Brancato, I'm completely naked when I make biting, hurtful, sarcastic commentary in between going to BellGab and Porn sites. You think about that the next time you Google yourself and find this post.

I've been googling myself before Google was a thing.
I was told I'd go blind googling myself. I told em' I'd quit when i needed glasses... I lied.

EDIT: Rebound tiem... BRB, AFK, FAP FAP

Lilith

Quote from: Value Of Pi on January 20, 2016, 08:41:03 PM
There's also that old standby, the Diana Rigg mask.

Of course!  Yes there is!  I had forgotten about that.

If only Mary Lynn knew how much time Art spent here and surely still spends here...
She could craft a morally indignant post about it because there aren't enough of those on Facebook.

cweb

Quote from: VoteQuimby on January 20, 2016, 08:31:00 PM
Joke is on you Mary Lynn Brancato, I'm completely naked when I make biting, hurtful, sarcastic commentary in between going to BellGab and Porn sites. You think about that the next time you Google yourself and find this post.
Speak for yourself.

I sit around in a suit made entirely of American cheese slices, while my 53 cats take turns stirring a cauldron full of Wormwood-infused Jello.

ItsOver

Quote from: Value Of Pi on January 20, 2016, 08:41:03 PM
There's also that old standby, the Diana Rigg mask.
She could also wear an Art Bell mask.  The two are interchangeable.

whoozit

Quote from: transistor under my pillow on January 20, 2016, 08:48:00 PM
If only Mary Lynn knew how much time Art spent here and surely still spends here...
She could craft a morally indignant post about it because there aren't enough of those on Facebook.
Sometimes I think morally indigent is a more apt description of Facebook posts.

Catsmile

Quote from: ItsOver on January 20, 2016, 08:50:58 PM
She could also wear an Art Bell mask.  The two are interchangeable.

So it would seem... at least in Arts mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVjEcIANv1o

ItsOver

Quote from: transistor under my pillow on January 20, 2016, 08:48:00 PM
If only Mary Lynn knew how much time Art spent here and surely still spends here...
She could craft a morally indignant post about it because there aren't enough of those on Facebook.
Good point.  I'm dying to know what she had for dinner.  If I was only worthy of Facebook.  Sigh.  Maybe Lucias could reach out and have mercy on a poor, unclean soul of BellGab.  Damn!  A man can dream, can't he?

Catsmile

Quote from: ItsOver on January 20, 2016, 08:56:46 PM
Good point.  I'm dying to know what she had for dinner.  If I was only worthy of Facebook.  Sigh.  Maybe Lucias could reach out and have mercy on a poor, unclean soul of BellGab.  Damn!  A man can dream, can't he?

Silly man, hes busy having a life... on FaceBook.

DOH!!

Prior to hearing the latest gabcast, I had no opinion of heather personally, but after listening to her and Bateman go back and forth, it was like watching Lebron dunk on a 5 year old. She sounds completely narcissistic and delusional...if she actually believes anything that she is saying. Hearing people call for some sort of truce between heather and Bateman is stupid. This isn't a difference of opinion , this sounds more like heather slandering Bateman and him defending himself as any rational person would do.

whoozit

Quote from: PseudoSentience on January 20, 2016, 09:00:28 PM
Prior to hearing the latest gabcast, I had no opinion of heather personally, but after listening to her and Bateman go back and forth, it was like watching Lebron dunk on a 5 year old. She sounds completely narcissistic and delusional...if she actually believes anything that she is saying. Hearing people call for some sort of truce between heather and Bateman is stupid. This isn't a difference of opinion , this sounds more like heather slandering Bateman and him defending himself as any rational person would do.
I've heard there is some guy Dave Norrie that could fill in for Art.

ItsOver

Quote from: Catsmile on January 20, 2016, 08:59:05 PM
Silly man, hes busy having a life... on FaceBook.

DOH!!
Do you think..maybe...just maybe, someday, I, too, could have a life...on FaceBook?


so this is what i'm getting from reading the posts
im in negotiations right now with MV  that we do GABCAST about THE LAST GABCAST

we will have 4 co hosts  and we can talk in full detail about what we should or shouldn't have done     
everyone who wants to can call in and contribute   how awesome

who's with me .........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zc0BI7T1LA

Quote from: ItsOver on January 20, 2016, 08:56:46 PM
Good point.  I'm dying to know what she had for dinner.  If I was only worthy of Facebook.  Sigh.  Maybe Lucias could reach out and have mercy on a poor, unclean soul of BellGab.  Damn!  A man can dream, can't he?
Lucias is too busy telling misguided BellGabbers to "Get a frickin' life!" ... on Facebook.  ;D ;D

Lilith

Quote from: ItsOver on January 20, 2016, 08:50:58 PM
She could also wear an Art Bell mask.  The two are interchangeable.

At this point, I have to agree.

Kolchak



Art's average Facebook fans haven't the slightest clue what's been going on.

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