Art Bell

[whoozit]

He's weird?  What about the people who clip their toenails in public?

Before I started working from home the woman in the cube next to me used to clip her nails every Monday morning.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Unless she has red hair. If she has red hair, I am cancelling my subscription. I am not going to support a soul-less ginger.

[Value Of Pi]

Greetings, Professor Falken.

You know, there's a reason I faked my death, adopted a new identity and moved to a remote location: I took a good look around.

[Freyja]

....must be the tryptophan....

Hope that you all had a Bellgabulous Christmas!!

Love and best to all you vaguely lovables!

[GravitySucks]

....must be the tryptophan....

Hope that you all had a Bellgabulous Christmas!!

Love and best to all you vaguely lovables!

And to you Frejya

[Value Of Pi]

And to you Frejya

And likewise.

[Ciardelo]

....must be the tryptophan....

Hope that you all had a Bellgabulous Christmas!!

Love and best to all you vaguely lovables!

You too Frejya! I didn't get any tryptophan from the roast beast, but best to you and yours Frejya

[munbeam666]

....must be the tryptophan....

Hope that you all had a Bellgabulous Christmas!!

Love and best to all you vaguely lovables!

Same to you and everyone else!

[trostol]

I don't care what Heather looks like, what her ancestry is, what color her skin is, or what she did in past lives. I just want an interesting alternative to C2C.

Unless she has red hair. If she has red hair, I am cancelling my subscription. I am not going to support a soul-less ginger.

i'd give my soul to a ginger..cept Cthulhu has already taken it...

[PB the Deplorable]

At least if we get it out of the way now, we can move on with our lives. Isn't that how BellGab works?  I mean, we stopped talking about Art ages ago. 

Who?

[Meister_000]

Behave yourselves, kids!

Choo-Choo  Loco-Motive.
And again, God Speed buddy!

[Robert]

Man, how many names do people use around here?

Don't tell me he's also Casio?

Someone around here isn't even sure I'm not Casio.  I'd sure like to have his watch biz, though.

[Robert]

Before I started working from home the woman in the cube next to me used to clip her nails every Monday morning.

Removing shoes: slightly uncouth.
Removing socks: rude.
Clipping toenails: priceless.

[Robert]

Who?

You know,
Art.  Art, great art.

[HumanBeing]

Anyone think Art will be come back in a few days and do the predictions show? 



Will you Art?   

[Lilith]

Anyone think Art will be come back in a few days and do the predictions show? 



Will you Art?   

That would be a huge step in the right direction IMO.

[GravitySucks]

That would be a huge step in the right direction IMO.

I predict Art will do the prediction show. Maybe with Heather. He can call in using Skype from the main house like he did the first night Heather was on.

[gabrielle]

I predict Art will do the prediction show. Maybe with Heather. He can call in using Skype from the main house like he did the first night Heather was on.

I hope you are right.  That would be wonderful.

[Faustina]

Okay.  So what's your prediction for the Heather's first retirement? 

I say March 8th, 2016.

After a month, DMDN will cease to be as Keith Rowland refuses to work for peanuts any longer.  Heather will take MITD to a podcast site, where it will be once a week and likely no longer live.  My prediction.

[Meister_000]

#WoodchippersSolveEverything

[Faustina]

I predict Art will do the prediction show. Maybe with Heather. He can call in using Skype from the main house like he did the first night Heather was on.

That would be great!

[HumanBeing]

I don't think the average MITD listener cares if Heather is Asian, half-Asian, Mexican, white, or whatever. 

What they do care about is whether or not she's a good talk show host, and that's why they're so disappointed.

If she really knows what she's doing, then how come it's been two weeks, and she hasn't quit once?

[HumanBeing]

Art had the same problem.  In the five months he was on, there were probably only about 20 shows with guests that were really interesting. 

And at the end, it seemed like he was having David Jacobs on nearly every other week.  I'm exaggerating, of course, but I know he was on there at least three times in five months.  And, despite his highly provocative subject matter, his shows were boring.  Yet he kept being invited back, despite not offering any more information in his repeat visits than he had in his first.  I took this to mean they were having trouble getting decent guests.

Reported 
hehe

[HumanBeing]

For a week I've been seeing lots of references to Falkie, Jazmunda, Senda, Bella Haven, Casio, and some others.  I have no idea who these people are.

Just a Mexican boy band.

[trostol]

I predict Art will do the prediction show. Maybe with Heather. He can call in using Skype from the main house like he did the first night Heather was on.

what day is that? i assume usually NYE? i'll be drunk lol and not home

[HumanBeing]

I prefer to think that yesterday you crushed dissent under the iron-shod boot of logic but unfortunately it just squooshes out the side.

Some of you guys are like real life authors and shit right?

I bask in your poetic affluence 

[Showroom Dummy]

Anyone think Art will be come back in a few days and do the predictions show? 



Will you Art?   

i asked art if he could come on live during the  prediction new years show with heather when he was here on Christmas  but didn't get an answer in the tread   but i'm hoping he does   

[HumanBeing]

I don't have much more to say.  I'll be using the world's best site blocker/productivity enhancer to keep myself on the straight and narrow starting at midnight tonight. 

From now on I may check in at lunch and break for a few quick posts, and on the weekends some, but I've vented my spleen at Art for his shenanigans, and gotten it out of my system. 

Now it's back to work. 

Time to make money, not enemies!

Behave yourselves, kids!

Could you really be an Angel who've come to bless us this holiday season with such exuberance and wit?
Now you've quietly slipped away into the shadows to admire our adoration for you.

[PB the Deplorable]

Anyone think Art will be come back in a few days and do the predictions show? 



Will you Art?   

I never understood the appeal of those. 

The remote 'viewers', 'psychics', smoker-voiced 'witches', and anyone else claiming they have access to the future are full of it and complete frauds. 

If the shows were about what random callers thought might happen - who cares, they sure didn't seem to put much thought into it most of the time.

[HumanBeing]

Falkie transcends trollhood. He should be living on a mountain in Nepal dispensing wisdom to those who aspire to be shiny objects that the internet looks at. He once utterly fixated his thread people for six months simply by giving updates on a painfully slow cleaning of his apartment. For lack of anything else to call it, it was magnificent.

Reported*