Art Bell

[SredniVashtar]

It is quite apparent to all and sundry that Night Train is a veteran cock gobbler from way back. If he isn't having his dinner vigorously probed from behind by several truckers, he is orally pleasuring senile old men at the nearest retirement home.

[Night Train]

Are you an imbecile?

With "men" like you in our military, it's no wonder we lost the Vietnam war.

[paladin1991]

I think we have already established that you like to roll on another man's sweaty nutsack. It's not disgusting, just admit to it and be yourself, like the semen-slurping old queen you so undoubtedly are.

Yeah, I'm a faggot, etc etc.

Perhaps so, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if you were.  I thought you just sounded like one, being British and all.  But whatever, even if you are....you're kinda like our mascot faggot around here. 

It's a subtle distinction.  But a telling one. 

[Night Train]

50 years?  Try by next summer.

I don't think it's quite that bad, but you're probably closer than my target of 50 years.

[Yorkshire pud]

With "men" like you in our military, it's no wonder we lost the Vietnam war.

Well it's fortunate he was born in time to go to the Middle East then isn't it?  On your marks.....Go!  Bet he'd skin and eat you before you had chance to pull your boots on. He's Marine; I know from an old friend they're, well, not what you'd call reticent.

[ge30542]

I think we have already established that you like to roll on another man's sweaty nutsack. It's not disgusting, just admit to it and be yourself, like the semen-slurping old queen you so undoubtedly are.

Yeah, I'm a faggot, etc etc.

Faggot here also. BUT, I got the Joe Nuxhall reference.

[SredniVashtar]

Perhaps so, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if you were.  I thought you just sounded like one, being British and all.  But whatever, even if you are....you're kinda like our mascot faggot around here. 

It's a subtle distinction.  But a telling one.

I used to be robustly heterosexual, but you turned my pretty little head with all your talk of armed conquests and one-armed push-ups, so what's a girl to do? If you weren't married to Falkie's sister I'd roofie your gin and ginger and carry you off to Las Vegas myself, you firm-thighed little minx, you!

[Yorkshire pud]

Perhaps so, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if you were.  I thought you just sounded like one, being British and all.  But whatever, even if you are....you're kinda like our mascot faggot around here. 

It's a subtle distinction.  But a telling one.

Oh that stings.

Reported.

[Yorkshire pud]

I used to be robustly heterosexual, but you turned my pretty little head with all your talk of armed conquests and one-armed push-ups, so what's a girl to do? If you weren't married to Falkie's sister I'd roofie your gin and ginger and carry you off to Las Vegas myself, you firm-thighed little minx, you!

Invoice in the post for yet another screen I've ruined.

[paladin1991]

With "men" like you in our military, it's no wonder we lost the Vietnam war.

Were you there?  What's this 'we' shit?

[Night Train]

Faggot here also. BUT, I got the Joe Nuxhall reference.

LOL

[Auslandia]

Were you there?  What's this 'we' shit?

More cock gobbling less war!

[Night Train]

Somehow, I didn't envision my last full day on Bellgab for a while descending into a cesspit of sodomitical depravity.

What was I thinking?

[paladin1991]

I used to be robustly heterosexual, but you turned my pretty little head with all your talk of armed conquests and one-armed push-ups, so what's a girl to do? If you weren't married to Falkie's sister I'd roofie your gin and ginger and carry you off to Las Vegas myself, you firm-thighed little minx, you!

Save the roofie, we might need it for some fresh, and I'll try to say this without a NightPulls a Train All Night Long smirk, .....meat.

[BellBoy]

I don't mean to sound racist or something, but why would anyone think that Heather is even remotely Asian? Not that I care if she is or not. (It doesn't matter, nor should it).. and I know full well that many people born first-generation anything can sound "American". But I don't pick up on that vibe at all.

She stated on MITD that she is of half-Asian ancestry.

[paladin1991]

She stated on MITD that she is of half-Asian ancestry.

I must have missed it.  *shrug* 

[Yorkshire pud]

Somehow, I didn't envision my last full day on Bellgab for a while to descend into a cesspit of sodomitical depravity.

What was I thinking?

No idea. What were you thinking? Go get a cuppa and reflect on things.

[Auslandia]

I must have missed it.  *shrug*

I also think she mentioned having a glove box full of traffic tickets

[SredniVashtar]

What was I thinking?

Oh, I expect you were thinking along your usual lines: about taking it deep and hard from total strangers in truck stops.

[Night Train]

She stated on MITD that she is of half-Asian ancestry.

No wonder she got the job. Those people are very good with electronics.

[SredniVashtar]

She stated on MITD that she is of half-Asian ancestry.

I was reliably informed by Barfly that she is the half-sister of Dr Woks Wong.

[whoozit]

Somehow, I didn't envision my last full day on Bellgab for a while descending into a cesspit of sodomitical depravity.

What was I thinking?

Your scintillating wit and gift for witty repartee have elevated the conversation to such lofty pinnacles of grandeur.

[munbeam666]

Fuck off, faggot.

I'm really sick of your juvenile, 15-yo-homophobic rants. Can't you express creative insults?

[Night Train]

Your scintillating wit and gift for witty repartee have elevated the conversation to such lofty pinnacles of grandeur.

That's true! 

So, whoozit, for the new listeners out there, how did you first get interested in sodomy? 

Could it have been an angel?

[Night Train]

I'm really sick of your juvenile, 15-yo-homophobic rants. Can't you express creative insults?

I think you've lost the plot, bunbeam.

[whoozit]

That's true! 

So, whoozit, for the new listeners out there, how did you first get interested in sodomy? 

Could it have been an angel?

FFS get some new material. It is getting old and boring.

[ge30542]

Somehow, I didn't envision my last full day on Bellgab for a while descending into a cesspit of sodomitical depravity.

What was I thinking?

That's how it begins. Next thing you know, you're singing along with a Judy Garland recording of The Man That Got Away.

[Night Train]

FFS get some new material. It is getting old and boring.

Well, I thought it was funny...

Besides, they've been using this very same material on the GNS thread for years.  Have you ever told them to find some new material?

[whoozit]

I don't read the GNS thread very often but it is titled George Noory Sucks.   Why don't you create an Art Bell Sucks thread and ply your trade there?  Please refrain from battles of wit until you are more than half equipped.

[Night Train]

I don't read the GNS thread very often but it is titled George Noory Sucks.   Why don't you create an Art Bell Sucks thread and ply your trade there?  Please refrain from battles of wit until you are more than half equipped.

Ouch. 

Tooshay.