Art Bell

[Chronaut]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best... intentions?  What's the matter?

Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

What?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs

[zmbabwe]

Soaps that don't have chemicals or artificial scents in them

Gross!

[phrodo]

You know the way to the door.

I sure do -- been thru it a few times lately - whereas for the last few years I have basically had a BellGab tab open in my browser all the time... bet that helped your retention stats a bit on Google Webmaster tools. Sad that "the door" is your usual reply. Also puzzling that you get peeved when you're criticized .. but you don't feel the same when Art Bell -- you know .. the radio LEGEND that this forum is supposed to be a FAN forum for (at least that's what it claims in the header) -- when Art is endlessly slammed over and over and OVER with the same bullshit. You DO realize that without Art you would be an ex-trucker, barely adequate drummer that's trying college again.... right?

Seems you would be more supportive of those that have contributed to your nice Adsense living for the past few years or
more.

Remember? ... your friend and GabCast co-host (Redacted)? Haven't seen Jaz post in quite a while... gee .. wonder why? Aldous.. hmm he's not here much either...

[Imconfused]

Wait a minute. 

We're allowed to make fun of MV?

Maybe I'll stick around!

Only special members,  like for example - me.

You - NOT allowed.  Sorry.

[MV/Liberace!]

I sure do -- been thru it a few times lately - whereas for the last few years I have basically had a BellGab tab open in my browser all the time... bet that helped your retention stats a bit on Google Webmaster tools. Sad that "the door" is your usual reply. Also puzzling that you get peeved when you're criticized .. but you don't feel the same when Art Bell -- you know .. the radio LEGEND that this forum is supposed to be a FAN forum for (at least that's what it claims in the header) -- when Art is endlessly slammed over and over and OVER with the same bullshit. You DO realize that without Art you would be an ex-trucker, barely adequate drummer that's trying college again.... right?

Seems you would be more supportive of those that have contributed to your nice Adsense living for the past few years or
more.

Remember? ... your friend and GabCast co-host (Redacted)? Haven't seen Jaz post in quite a while... gee .. wonder why?

I'm peeved? Hardly. Enjoy your butthurt.

[ItsOver]

Well, if he wants a show, let's give him one!

The Art Bell thread.  From organic soap to Joe Nuxhall.

[Auslandia]

The Art Bell thread.  From organic soap to Joe Nuxhall.

I'd like to wade into a soaking pool full of melted chocolate & coat my naked body in the goodness.

[MV/Liberace!]

By the power vested in me, as the Great EmmVee, I demand that from this point forward all posts conform to the sensibilities of random internet user "Phrodo." You've all been warned.

[GravitySucks]

I'd like to wade into a soaking pool full of melted chocolate & coat my naked body in the goodness.

Remember to keep the temp up to at least 165f to kill all the germs.

[GravitySucks]

By the power vested in me, as the Great EmmVee, I demand that from this point forward all posts conform to the sensibilities of random internet user "Phrodo." You've all been warned.

Praise MV

[ItsOver]

I'd like to wade into a soaking pool full of melted chocolate & coat my naked body in the goodness.

It's delightful.

[phrodo]

I'm peeved? Hardly. Enjoy your butthurt.

Oh .. of course. you're totally laughing all the way to check on your latest Adsense direct-deposit notice. They come around this time of month. How'd you do this month? Down any since Art stepped away? Is baby gonna get some more diapers -- maybe pay your tuition? Oh .. and BTW -- since you show interest in my ass -- it feels and looks fine. Thanks.

[Auslandia]

Remember to keep the temp up to at least 165f to kill all the germs.

Right my human fondue warmers a heating  up

[Camazotz Automat]

MV "owes" any financial gain from the site directly to the colossal inadequacy of George Noory.

If Noory hadn't sucked in such measures of magnitude when he took over C2C, none of us would be here.

Thanks, George!

Jackass!

You aren't even trying!  Still!  After all these years!

[Night Train]

Only special members,  like for example - me.

You - NOT allowed.  Sorry.

Dang it!

[Auslandia]

Oh .. of course. you're totally laughing all the way to check on your latest Adsense direct-deposit notice. They come around this time of month. How'd you do this month? Down any since Art stepped away? Is baby gonna get some more diapers -- maybe pay your tuition? Oh .. and BTW -- since you show interest in my ass -- it feels and looks fine. Thanks.

Listen dude, nobody here cares about your lifestyle.  I'm sick of all your defensive posts.  We won't turn you away because of all that.  This is an open forum and all lifestyles are welcome here. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh .. of course. you're totally laughing all the way to check on your latest Adsense direct-deposit notice. They come around this time of month. How'd you do this month? Down any since Art stepped away? Is baby gonna get some more diapers -- maybe pay your tuition? Oh .. and BTW -- since you show interest in my ass -- it feels and looks fine. Thanks.

I apologize for starting a forum and running it in such a way that it eventually became profitable. Will that do?

[phrodo]

By the power vested in me, as the Great EmmVee, I demand that from this point forward all posts conform to the sensibilities of random internet user "Phrodo." You've all been warned.

Bravo! Your use of the 'one extreme to the other' ploy has drawn a smattering of approval. Nice. But juvenile and way too obvious. Come on ... you can do better. Or maybe not.

[Element 115]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs

Best scene in history.

[MV/Liberace!]

Come on ... you can do better. Or maybe not.

Probably could.

[Auslandia]

I apologize for starting a forum and running it in such a way that it eventually became profitable. Will that do?

Ok now that you're sorry can you change the curtains & maybe get brand name shampoo in the showers?

[Imconfused]

By the power vested in me, as the Great EmmVee, I demand that from this point forward all posts conform to the sensibilities of random internet user "Phrodo." You've all been warned.

Sir,  Yes,  Sir!

[norland2424]

By the power vested in me, as the Great EmmVee, I demand that from this point forward all posts conform to the sensibilities of random internet user "Phrodo." You've all been warned.

did you just gay marry phrodo to noory?

[Value Of Pi]

Second. So mote.

Okay, then. There's plenty of mud for everyone, so dive right in. This bout is unofficially sanctioned. No eye-poking or tushy-grabbing. I just realized I have an appointment. I'll be back later to check on you all, see who's still standing, who I can still recognize, etc.

[Night Train]

Buh-bye, phrodo.

[phrodo]

MV "owes" any financial gain from the site directly to the colossal inadequacy of George Noory.

If Noory hadn't sucked in such measures of magnitude when he took over C2C, none of us would be here.

Thanks, George!

Jackass!

You aren't even trying!  Still!  After all these years!

True. But without Art Bell -- George Noory would likely still be schlepping around the StL area trying to earn a living butchering local late-nite radio. I doubt there'd be much interest in a forum for that.....

[ItsOver]

MV "owes" any financial gain from the site directly to the colossal inadequacy of George Noory.

If Noory hadn't sucked in such measures of magnitude when he took over C2C, none of us would be here.

Thanks, George!

Jackass!

You aren't even trying!  Still!  After all these years!

If I'd only known what I was getting into when I typed "George Noory sucks" into Google.

[Jackstar]

Bravo! Your use of the 'one extreme to the other' ploy has drawn a smattering of approval. Nice. But juvenile and way too obvious. Come on ... you can do better. Or maybe not.

https://youtu.be/d3_DjiLLDfo

[phrodo]

Ok now that you're sorry can you change the curtains & maybe get brand name shampoo in the showers?

And some Irish Spring ... it's like taking a shower in Ireland.

[Night Train]

did you just gay marry phrodo to noory?

Noory and phrodo
Sittin' in a tree
B-U-T-T-F-U-

You know what?

It's Christmas. 

I'm not gonna go there.