Art Bell

Ciardelo · December 21, 2015, 10:16:09 PM

Quote from: Donald Noory on December 21, 2015, 10:13:58 PM
We can all rest assured that the real stalker will be caught soon, as Annie From Alabama, that well known bounty hunter, is undoubtedly on the case. She can surely use the money, as her fund-me campaign for her alleged bird sanctuary currently has $0 funded out of the $1,000,000 being sought.

http://rkthb.co/64134

Still? Why is the world so hard? Didn't she blow through three mil?

Night Train · December 21, 2015, 10:16:42 PM

Quote from: onan on December 21, 2015, 10:15:36 PM
One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One more guy: oh yeah, you're stupid.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

Is that about it?

Here is the deal, if after three responses, there isn't any conciliation, it becomes a waste of time.

You're not helping.

Element 115 · December 21, 2015, 10:17:04 PM

Quote from: Donald Noory on December 21, 2015, 10:13:58 PM
We can all rest assured that the real stalker will be caught soon, as Annie From Alabama, that well known bounty hunter, is undoubtedly on the case. She can surely use the money, as her fund-me campaign for her alleged bird sanctuary currently has $0 funded out of the $1,000,000 being sought.

http://rkthb.co/64134

lol "Two of the sweetest, most beautiful little songbirds were lost to the severe cold and snow in January 2010."

Richard Groyper · December 21, 2015, 10:17:52 PM

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 21, 2015, 10:11:20 PM
Look at that cute punim. I'd pinch your cheek if I could figure out where it was.

Which cheeks, sailor? Fresh!

WOTR · December 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM

Quote from: onan on December 21, 2015, 10:15:36 PM
One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One more guy: oh yeah, you're stupid.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

Is that about it?

Here is the deal, if after three responses, there isn't any conciliation, it becomes a waste of time.

You forgot the other voice...
"I really don't care one way or the other..."

Value Of Pi · December 21, 2015, 10:22:14 PM

Quote from: BobGrau on December 21, 2015, 10:07:16 PM
I thought the idea with history is that we rehash it over and over, frantically scrabbling not to be the one left holding the Blame when the music stops?

Right, the latest approach to problem-solving. It helps if you've never learned about history in the first place.

Ciardelo · December 21, 2015, 10:23:13 PM

Quote from: WOTR on December 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
You forgot the other voice...
"I really don't care one way or the other..."

"I'm above all this but I'm going to tell you how above all this I am"

Night Train · December 21, 2015, 10:24:29 PM

Quote from: WOTR on December 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
You forgot the other voice...
"I really don't care one way or the other..."

And, "that fucker owes you."

It's a team effort.

BobGrau · December 21, 2015, 10:24:36 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 21, 2015, 10:09:34 PM
Apparently BellGab owes him along with that fucker Art.

Bellgab owes us all. No, wait- I mean owns. Paste MV

Soylentblue · December 21, 2015, 10:24:45 PM

So when the bounty hunter catches the stalker, Art Bell will return? Again?

onan · December 21, 2015, 10:25:09 PM

Quote from: WOTR on December 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
You forgot the other voice...
"I really don't care one way or the other..."

Obviously I need a PR person and an editor.

bateman · December 21, 2015, 10:25:41 PM

Richard Groyper · December 21, 2015, 10:25:50 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 21, 2015, 10:23:13 PM
"I'm above all this but I'm going to tell you how above all this I am"

I saw headlights in the drive way!

False alarm. It's not Daddy...

Ciardelo · December 21, 2015, 10:25:57 PM

Quote from: Night Train on December 21, 2015, 10:24:29 PM
And, "that fucker owes you."

It's a team effort.

You mean he doesn't??? Who the fuck owes you then?

PrairieGhost · December 21, 2015, 10:26:04 PM

I'll just put this here for some entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_H3_g9PhnM

ItsOver · December 21, 2015, 10:26:18 PM

Quote from: onan on December 21, 2015, 10:15:36 PM
One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One more guy: oh yeah, you're stupid.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

One guy: yeah, But I believe Art.

Another guy: Art is lying.

Is that about it?

Here is the deal, if after three responses, there isn't any conciliation, it becomes a waste of time.

Some guy: Dave Noorie sucks!
Another guy: Man, does he ever!

onan · December 21, 2015, 10:26:31 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 21, 2015, 10:23:13 PM
"I'm above all this but I'm going to tell you how above all this I am"

It's sad that I have to come down off the mountain to set all of you straight.

Richard Groyper · December 21, 2015, 10:26:34 PM

Quote from: BobGrau on December 21, 2015, 10:24:36 PM
Bellgab owes us all. No, wait- I mean owns. Paste MV

Pwns?

Dr. MD MD · December 21, 2015, 10:27:48 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on December 21, 2015, 10:26:18 PM
Some guy: Dave Noorie sucks!
Another guy: Man, does he ever!

but, really, doesn't he?

Richard Groyper · December 21, 2015, 10:28:34 PM

Quote from: onan on December 21, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's sad that I have to come down off the mountain to set all of you straight.

Moses, was 'the burning bush' a euphemism?

Ciardelo · December 21, 2015, 10:28:59 PM

Quote from: onan on December 21, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's sad that I have to come down off the mountain to set all of you straight.

Bless you--I hope the journey went well. It's dark out--I think you may have to spend the night here.

Dr. MD MD · December 21, 2015, 10:30:25 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on December 21, 2015, 10:28:34 PM
Moses, was 'the burning bush' a euphemism?

No, it was literally a DMT containing shrub. Get it now?

onan · December 21, 2015, 10:31:08 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on December 21, 2015, 10:28:34 PM
Moses, was 'the burning bush' a euphemism?

The actual description was "the burning itch", goddamned history and translations.

BobGrau · December 21, 2015, 10:31:47 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on December 21, 2015, 10:26:34 PM
Pwns?

Depends on your donation.

Chronaut · December 21, 2015, 10:31:59 PM

Quote from: morgana213 on December 21, 2015, 10:15:30 PM
I'm more concerned that the real Art has been abducted by the black eyed children or maybe even hubrids. Or maybe even a mean baby....

Yep - all of which are more likely than "Art & Co. devised and executed an elaborate false flag operation centered on a fictional gunman because Art didn't have the backbone to just say 'Heather's going to fill in for awhile.'"

I'm putting my money on the "abduction by the black-eyed children" theory, because damn that would make for a great story.

onan · December 21, 2015, 10:32:03 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 21, 2015, 10:28:59 PM
Bless you--I hope the journey went well. It's dark out--I think you may have to spend the night here.

It's ok, I needed another bottle of hootch.

Richard Groyper · December 21, 2015, 10:32:20 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 21, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
No, it was literally a DMT containing shrub. Get it now?

I was hoping the answer would be, "a saucy redhead."

Element 115 · December 21, 2015, 10:33:49 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 21, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
No, it was literally a DMT containing shrub. Get it now?

It was indeed acacia. Moses was tripping balls when he saw the burning bush and was channeled the commandments.

Dr. MD MD · December 21, 2015, 10:33:56 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on December 21, 2015, 10:32:20 PM
I was hoping the answer would be, "a saucy redhead."

Well, inhale enough and you'll probably see a few of those too

Donald Noory · December 21, 2015, 10:35:04 PM

Has anyone considered the possibility that the person Art saw crouching down on his property was the shadow person that he said he saw in his garage a few weeks earlier?