Art Bell

[norland2424]

I'd like to get to bed now, but I can't turn it off so easily after expecting to be up for MITD.  So I'll "gab" a little more.

Presumably the lights to be installed would be to blind people attempting to shoot from the direction of the public land.  Unfortunately that'd be fighting the last battle.  What else could you do about a sniper?  Run in a serpentine manner?

Have you ever tried shooting at anything with bright lights in your face?

[trostol]

Who?

i shant say his name...but he has a thread in other shows/podcasts what ever thread

[Catsmile]

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I'm new here, can someone translate this for me?

FIFY. Moar better nao?

[anunnaki]

Wow. That's one hellava IF THEN thing you got going on there. I'm impressed sir!

He said "If then" ?  Where? Show me ?

[Robert]

Have you ever tried shooting at anything with bright lights in your face?

Do you mean it's easier than I think?

All I know is, the next time it'll be from up the street, or who knows where?

[Ciardelo]

He said "If then" ?  Where? Show me ?

Oh how cute. Look everybody! I picked up my very own pet troll!

[norland2424]

Do you mean it's easier than I think?

All I know is, the next time it'll be from up the street, or who knows where?

No being blinded by a bright light makes it harder to get a shot off, have you ever seen after a police chase at night that they flash there high beams at the existing suspect, its for that reason.

[norland2424]

Oh how cute. Look everybody! I picked up my very own pet troll!

Ill leave a shovel out for ya if ya need it lol.

[PrairieGhost]

So they use Art's bumper music also huh?  :

[anunnaki]

Oh how cute. Look everybody! I picked up my very own pet troll!

Oh look it's the "Liberal personal attack game- AKA- LPAG" when confronted with fact.

Your reading comprehension is getting worse. First you were missing things, now you're reading what isn't there, then when confronted it's LPAG.

This is what happens when you smoke too much Arctic Chaga

[Ciardelo]

Ill leave a shovel out for ya if ya need it lol.

ha. Just a garden trowel ought to do it thanks.

[Ciardelo]

Oh look it's the "Liberal personal attack game- AKA- LPAG" when confronted with fact.

Your reading comprehension is getting worse. First you were missing things, now you're reading what isn't there, then when confronted it's LPAG.

This is what happens when you smoke too much Arctic Chaga

Oh, I'd say following me around is very troll-like behaviour. If you don't like the label, quit doing the action.  Oh sorry, that a conditional statement. You don't understand common terms for a conditional statement do you?

[Robert]

No being blinded by a bright light makes it harder to get a shot off, have you ever seen after a police chase at night that they flash there high beams at the existing suspect, its for that reason.

Then how does it contradict what I 1st wrote?  And how does it contradict the need for the beam to be aimed at the shooter?  Hence fighting the previous battle.  Last time the sound came from the public land to the west.  Next time the shooter could be elsewhere.

[norland2424]

I'd like to get to bed now, but I can't turn it off so easily after expecting to be up for MITD.  So I'll "gab" a little more.

Presumably the lights to be installed would be to blind people attempting to shoot from the direction of the public land.  Unfortunately that'd be fighting the last battle.  What else could you do about a sniper?  Run in a serpentine manner?

this is what made no damn sense

[VtaGeezer]

Never mind, it's OK, just because Oates is still pushing his reverse speech garbage has no bearing on Art. Any one can have him on at any time.

Didn't Oates and Art have a rather serious beef back in the old days after Art made him a C2C regular (and probably quadrupled his income)?

[Robert]

this is what made no damn sense

I meant "last" in the sense of previous, not final.  What I meant was that just because the last threat seemed to come from the direction of the BLM land, that doesn't mean the next one will be, therefore it may not be worth the time & expense to install lights aimed in that direction, as Art's recent update indicated they would.  What might one do under the threat of sniper fire not knowing which direction it would come from?

[Roswells, Art]

Didn't Oates and Art have a rather serious beef back in the old days after Art made him a C2C regular (and probably quadrupled his income)?

Yes, Oates reverse speeched Art. I don't want to repeat it here but it wasn't pretty. There was a lawsuit I think, Art won, I think .

[trostol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_speech

[Ciardelo]

Yes, Oates reverse speeched Art. I don't want to repeat it here but it wasn't pretty. There was a lawsuit i think Art won.

Oh snap. That explains so much. Thanks.

[Roswells, Art]

Oh snap. That explains so much. Thanks.

Also i guess Art told him not to present a certain  reverse speech on his show but he did anyway so Art never let him on again. That is when Oates came up with the Art reverse speech.

It's late, i think that's how it went though

[Ciardelo]

Also i guess Art told him not to present a certain  reverse speech on his show but he did anyway so Art never let him on again. That is when Oates came up with the Art reverse speech.

I just had heard the first part and assumed the falling out was over Oates overstepping his bounds on the air. Man that Oates is a real piece of work.

[VtaGeezer]

Also i guess Art told him not to present a certain  reverse speech on his show but he did anyway so Art never let him on again. That is when Oates came up with the Art reverse speech.

It's late, i think that's how it went though

Thnx.  I never bought the Oates thing and got pretty sick of him being on so often.  Good riddance afaic.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Didn't Oates and Art have a rather serious beef back in the old days after Art made him a C2C regular (and probably quadrupled his income)?

Yeah...and also that fake Navy Seal guy, Robert A.M. Stevens, the "reap the whirlwind" jackass.

Heh. Then again, maybe it's J.C. out there.

ART...two words, buddy: LAND MINES

[norland2424]

Yeah...and also that fake Navy Seal guy, Robert A.M. Stevens, the "reap the whirlwind" jackass.

Heh. Then again, maybe it's J.C. out there.

ART...two words, buddy: LAND MINES

[Gumby, Dammit]

lol

If it bleeds, we can kill it

[Lilith]

I'm new here, can someone translate this for me?

Welcome to bellgab!  Post Often! 

[whoozit]

true. it is also true that everyone that wears shoes, puts their left shoe on last. amirite? 

I put on my middle shoe last.

[GravitySucks]

I put on my middle shoe last.

I put my penultimate shoe on first.

[CornyCrow]

I'm new here, can someone translate this for me?

Yeah.  I couldn't figure it out, either. 

[onan]

I'm new here, can someone translate this for me?

It means:

I like to think, when I'm drunk.