Art Bell

[malachi.martini]

Man, you're not getting this whole thing quite right. What's up with that?

[Mild Bill]

What a waste of 5 pages or so of a thread dedicated to a great man. Not surprised it was derailed by two guys who dedicate their time trolling a despicable man. I hope MV sees how toxic these two are to this website.

You must be sober, sir. It's the wee hours of Sunday morning...after a few drinks you'll realize there's nothing at all toxic about these threads...just a disagreement...a difference of opinion...besides...who made you a moderator?

[ItsOver]

Can someone update me on the last eight hours of this thread? Possibly in BASIC programming form?

How about in Bit form?  0 

[wr250]

How about in Bit form?  0 

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[Yorkshire pud]

Okay; can someone tell me who loves Art Bell the most, and who is the most precious over being accused of being 'disrespectful' towards him? I thnk it's hilarious how disciples get so prissy and delicate about their deity. Bless you all.

[SredniVashtar]

Okay; can someone tell me who loves Art Bell the most, and who is the most precious over being accused of being 'disrespectful' towards him? I thnk it's hilarious how disciples get so prissy and delicate about their deity. Bless you all.

Good luck with that. I expressed similar thoughts the other week and was repeatedly raped for my trouble. Now I know how Salman Rushdie must have felt. You look to the sky and see it darkening with clouds of flying monkeys. Not a pretty sight. I have a feeling this piece of impertinence will get your Striebered before too long, and it couldn't happen to a nicer chap! 

[Mild Bill]

Okay; can someone tell me who loves Art Bell the most, and who is the most precious over being accused of being 'disrespectful' towards him? I thnk it's hilarious how disciples get so prissy and delicate about their deity. Bless you all.

Don't know...don't care. What is hilarious is how we kicked your limey asses twice...and twice saved your unappreciative asses from German superiority. This time we're not saving your prissy and delicate asses from the muslim invasion currently overwhelming your little island which is...speaking of deity...the will of Allah

[malachi.martini]

I thnk it's hilarious how disciples get so prissy and delicate about their deity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqrafe46B8

[ItsOver]

Okay; can someone tell me who loves Art Bell the most, and who is the most precious over being accused of being 'disrespectful' towards him? I thnk it's hilarious how disciples get so prissy and delicate about their deity. Bless you all.

Eh, have you seen how we treat Satan?

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.0.html

[inuk2600]

Don't know...don't care. What is hilarious is how we kicked your limey asses twice...and twice saved your unappreciative asses from German superiority. This time we're not saving your prissy and delicate asses from the muslim invasion currently overwhelming your little island which is...speaking of deity...the will of Allah

Ladies and gentleman that's 10 solid hours of hard drinking, and only now is he starting to show cracks.

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't know...don't care. What is hilarious is how we kicked your limey asses twice...and twice saved your unappreciative asses from German superiority. This time we're not saving your prissy and delicate asses from the muslim invasion currently overwhelming your little island which is...speaking of deity...the will of Allah

Ouch! Did I touch a nerve? Much?

You need a history lesson though.. 1940... B of B...Remind me again who was saving who's ass then? Roughly. Bless you though. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Good luck with that. I expressed similar thoughts the other week and was repeatedly raped for my trouble. Now I know how Salman Rushdie must have felt. You look to the sky and see it darkening with clouds of flying monkeys. Not a pretty sight. I have a feeling this piece of impertinence will get your Striebered before too long, and it couldn't happen to a nicer chap! 

You were only raped at first though. Probing is only disgusting if conducted by aliens....Trust me, I know.

[malachi.martini]

You showed your ass tonight Chris in a really bad way, but yeah, it's time for bed. We shall continue later.

Is this Bellgab erotic fan fiction?

[Mild Bill]

Ouch! Did I touch a nerve? Much?

You need a history lesson though.. 1940... B of B...Remind me again who was saving who's ass then? Roughly. Bless you though. 

You're a good sport. The Battle of Britain did not a war win...we weren't in it then, of course...although there was a squadron of American volunteers...as Wellington said of Waterloo...it was a close run thing. Bless you too, Yorkshire

[onan]

Lots of pages since last night.

Two things: One, I had a case of food poisoning last night. After reading several pages this morning, I think my evening was more pleasant.

Two, Spinners on tits are not attractive.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Leo wasn't paid a large amount of money like Art said he did, even if you take into account the ad revenue. Money aside, why wasn't Dark Matter News showcased on the website other than a small link under his name? I believe it when he says that Rowland saw him as competition because that's the kind of person that Keith is - a petty, self important guy with daddy issues that hitched his wagon to Art's long ago. It seems as though people enjoyed the news segments enough to have it included in the Time Traveler podcast, yet most here are tearing the guy down. He certainly wouldn't lash out like he has on Facebook if he didn't feel undervalued or after getting into screaming matches with Keith that should have been stopped immediately (and it was mentioned that it's been going on for a month or more). Why were those two talking at all if there was such a problem? Poor management all around from a lean, mean team that sounds more like a group of arguing children than anything. Stop the drama and get on with the show, because this last week was stellar. If Keith is causing problems, cut the guy loose and get someone with technical chops not out of the mid-90s in there.

[Skunk Ape]

Lots of pages since last night.

Two things: One, I had a case of food poisoning last night. After reading several pages this morning, I think my evening was more pleasant.

Two, Spinners on tits are not attractive.

I try to look past the spinners

[boxman]

At least his website works. I mean, you have no idea how many news articles I read each day and about half of them are a bitch to load for various reasons. Switching browsers etc. to find the one that works the best, I even have issues on my Mac. But I get it, Rowland is your white whale.

That is actually a damn good point. At very least his website does not realy on thousands of scripts just to load the damn page like what is the case with "modern/hip" sites today even though they are not necesarry at all. I rather take something a little less aesthetically pleasing to the eye than something that hardly even loads or does not load at all if you use something like noscript to protect at least some of your privacy.

Anyone who has ever used noscript knows what a pain those scripts are.

[MV/Liberace!]

Art Bell is KING, there is NO disputing that. But his affiliations with the toxic posters here, specifically the owner of this forum just does not benefit him or his vision.

What in the hell did I do?

[SredniVashtar]

What in the hell did I do?

I didn't notice you protesting when you were being worshipped as a deity.

Consider that as bringing balance back to the Force.

[inuk2600]

Lots of pages since last night.

Two things: One, I had a case of food poisoning last night. After reading several pages this morning, I think my evening was more pleasant.

Two, Spinners on tits are not attractive.

Two words: Ribbed Pumpkins

[Mild Bill]

What in the hell did I do?

Your affiliation with toxic posters does not benefit the KING nor his vision.

[bateman]

It appears there was a prison riot in here while I was asleep.

[nooryisawesome]

What in the hell did I do?

You sir were not only born, but continue to spread your seed.

[eddie dean]

Lots of pages since last night.

Two things: One, I had a case of food poisoning last night. After reading several pages this morning, I think my evening was more pleasant.

Two, Spinners on tits are not attractive.

How dare you sir! Nipple spinners are the most important part of my busness casual outfit.

[nooryisawesome]

It appears there was a prison riot in here while I was asleep.

Indeed, I wish there was a cliff notes version of what happened.

[wr250]

It appears there was a prison riot in here while I was asleep.

yes and a regression into a falkie type thread.

[ItsOver]

It appears there was a prison riot in here while I was asleep.

Well, Jaz started it.

[GravitySucks]

I can't help but imagine that in some parallel universe or alternate timeline, someone named Amanda gave someone named Leo the best blowjob ever on Friday morning and all the vaguely lovable people on a forum called BellGab spent a nice weekend playing with family and friends and had dreams of unicorns and world peace.

[MV/Liberace!]

I can't help but imagine that in some parallel universe or alternate timeline, someone named Amanda gave someone named Leo the best blowjob ever on Friday morning and all the vaguely lovable people on a forum called BellGab spent a nice weekend playing with family and friends and had dreams of unicorns and world peace.

Hey, that actually does pretty closely describe my weekend. You're not far off the mark.