Art Bell

[Nick el Ass]

Who else would?  Ha.

I always had a feeling that Jimmy Church was a pretentious douche, but you never know these days.

[bateman]

I can only imagine the look on Art's face when he sees these.

[WOTR]

Found this one:



The nerve, I tell ya.

Can somebody PLEASE photoshop Church out and photoshop Redacted in?  (Could change some of the text as well, if it is not too much trouble...)

[jazmunda]

I can only imagine the look on Art's face when he sees these.

[aldousburbank]

What a smarmy, vapid prick he is.

That is a slight to vapid pricks everywhere sir!

[PB the Deplorable]

What a smarmy, vapid prick he is.

He may soon be known simply as:  'The Defendant'

[Heather Wade]

Can somebody PLEASE photoshop Church out and photoshop in Redacted?

A great joke, but, I don't need such things.   

[WOTR]

A great joke, but, I don't need such things.   

I know... But I would send the link to Chruch just to help his "healing" process along.  I'm sure that being "chruched" leaves a scar...

We also may have to change "men in black" to "broadcasters in black."

[jazmunda]

A great joke, but, I don't need such things.   

Poems and sonnets will be written about you. 

[aldousburbank]

A great joke, but, I don't need such things.   

It's why I love you (Redacted).
BTW, of all the times Art has said "Wanna take a ride?", I was happiest when he said it to you. You have done well Grasshopper. Congratulations!

PS- Told you so! 

[lonevoice]

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

Art Bell

The majority of Bellgabbers told Church to walk the plank well before the dust-up about his guest host appearance on Coast.   Just like the majority suggested what Dave could do with the plank.  Many here were fairly explicit in their wishes about where John B could go as well when he posted here. 

Art, we have highly developed and discriminating tastes in what we want to hear on the radio.  We learned from years of listening to you.  We don't have much tolerance for pretenders, poseurs, or assholes on our listening devices. 

When you get a lot of enthusiasm from Bellgab about particular personalities, such as Redacted and bateman, it's coming from connoisseurs of the genre.

[Heather Wade]

I know... But I would send the link to Chruch just to help his "healing" process along.  I'm sure that being "chruched" leaves a scar...

Nah, it's cool.  Leave it be. 

[aldousburbank]

Nah, it's cool.  Leave it be.

Listen to the lady.

[Nick el Ass]

Church is on air talking about people going to Chilli's, and taking pics of their food. This dream has now become a full on nightmare.

[morgana213]

Church is on air talking about people going to Chilli's, and taking pics of their food. This dream has now become a full on nightmare.

LOL!  Well said.

[Nick el Ass]

LOL!  Well said.

I was going to Skype him, and ask about his bitchin' photoshops of him and Art... but he stopped taking calls for that nonsense.

[WhiteCrow]

Will this work?

Isn't it fun at times, to witness the stuff we all know and then watch Art get up to speed.

[WOTR]

Will this work?

Should have moved the chair just a little to the left to cover up three additional letters...

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Here we go:

Wow, talk about riding someone else's coattails.

[Catsmile]

A great joke, but, I don't need such things.   

But.. wut about my "needs?"

[lonevoice]

Haha.  The Contact in the Desert event has taken Church's info down:

http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/jimmychurch/

You can still find it using the search function on their site, though:

http://204.152.207.74/~citd2015/?s=jimmy+church

[eddie dean]

What a smarmy, vapid prick he is.

I think the term is "Dick-Turd".
It was invented for Jimmy.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'll have you know that Art and I have posted on the same website and in the same threads.
Myself and Art, we kept the conversation going.

[WhiteCrow]

But.. wut about my "needs?"

Yeah... Ms Redacted fans need to be fed.   

[popple]

You mean you don't have a Church blocker on you browser?

I have the Noory plugin too but it's full of bugs and malware. Taintco make shitty browsers.

For some reason I can't run my Justin Bieber blocker and my Jimmy Church blocker at the same time. I thought since Church had apparently fallen off the face of the earth it would be safe to turn that one off. IDK I guess I'll have to call the spec sheet to see what can be done..... #firstworldproblems

[stevenotero]

https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/603433049439621121

[popple]

Haha.  The Contact in the Desert event has taken Church's info down:

http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/jimmychurch/

You can still find it using the search function on their site, though:

http://204.152.207.74/~citd2015/?s=jimmy+church

I noticed as well ! sumbuddy tryna hide sumptin 

[stevenotero]

I managed to get a BellGab shoutout on Art's periscope test.

[PrairieGhost]

https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/603433049439621121

If Art wanted to do a live video feed of his show that sure would be a very interesting way to do it.

[Nick el Ass]

https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/603433049439621121

What is a Periscope?