Art Bell

[Nick el Ass]

Punnett claims to have some sleep disorder. I think some of the other people could have had stroke's or something serious. Punnett was just drunk.

He got into the church wine.

[rzr1911]

A buddy of mine sometimes turned gay when he was drunk.
That was quite strange. I just ignored his advances and pretended he was joking.

[HK-50]

Maybe it was just Dave. I think he has a way of making those around him dumber.

I agree.

The normal human mind just isn't wired to comprehend Dave's level of crazy.

[Lt.Uhura]

Ian is at about 2:45. I've always felt uncomfortable listening to this, almost sounds like he's having a stroke.  The vid contains other extreme flubs, sounding like the announcers are suffering TIAs

6 news reporters found speaking gibberish. What is going on! NEW March 2012

Severe sleep deprivation can do this, dreaming while awake.  I once had a roommate who occasionally talked gibberish.  They thought she had some form of epilepsy.

"threaten the Hoover"...I think that's someone's user name here, lol.

[nooryisawesome]

Starting small doesn't bother me a bit.

Art

I think this is actually going to really fun when it starts small. It will quickly grow. But the ultra hard-core Art fans who have followed Art for years after his show ended will be able to get on the phone lines and talk to Art. I hope Art does a few open early open lines shows just so he can talk to these people. The audience will build quick enough because Art is fantastic and puts on a great show.

Not all of us were able to utilize the "Andy" line on Dark Matter.

[jazmunda]

may have been that. I definitely  called the 1800 as my dad would have killed me If i called Nevada 100 millions times at 3am or later long distance.  It was definitely the East of the Rockies line. I have the torrent I will have to give it a listen. I know you could hear something in the background but it was not very clear. I think Art actually said something like I guess that was it, so they may not have been that. Ill find the show, i meant to put on the Lear episodes on my mp3 player but I woke up late before work.

I think I've found it now. This has got to be it.

[jazmunda]

Not all of us were able to utilize the "Andy" line on Dark Matter.

Muhahahahaha.

[WOTR]

I think I've found it now. This has got to be it.

How do you track down a single call into a radio show with thousands of hours of archive that quickly?  I'm beginning to think that you have some sort of filing system that would scare the average person if they saw it.

[jazmunda]

How do you track down a single call into a radio show with thousands of hours of archive that quickly?  I'm beginning to think that you have some sort of filing system that would scare the average person if they saw it.

It was simple really. Nooryisawesome mentioned that the show was in the mid 90s and that he was in the 5th grade. He also mentioned that he heard it on a stream so it had to be one of the shows that is "out" there from the torrents. Most of my Lear shows are either early 90s or 00s. There was a 1998 episode so I put it on while I was working away and was listening in the background. I fast forwarded to the calls and it was in the second lot of calls after a bottom of the hour break.

It was a bit of luck really. I doubt if it wasn't on this show whether I would have continued searching. Needles in a haystack are hard to find.

Now to find MV's embarrassing call.

[WhiteCrow]

Not sure it could be done, seems like there would be conflicting games? I want a NFL team in Las Vegas!!

Art

No, please no, your a Packer Cheese Head, Vegas has  just about everything. We got next to nothing in Wisconsin, except the Packers.
Damn air conditioning ruined our State.

[nooryisawesome]

It was simple really. Nooryisawesome mentioned that the show was in the mid 90s and that he was in the 5th grade. He also mentioned that he heard it on a stream so it had to be one of the shows that is "out" there from the torrents. Most of my Lear shows are either early 90s or 00s. There was a 1998 episode so I put it on while I was working away and was listening in the background. I fast forwarded to the calls and it was in the second lot of calls after a bottom of the hour break.

It was a bit of luck really. I doubt if it wasn't on this show whether I would have continued searching. Needles in a haystack are hard to find.

Now to find MV's embarrassing call.

Lol I don't think that was the call.  Because arts reaction was differnt and you could hear something in the background.I am almost positive what you described wasn't it. But I do appreciate you looking. But I listen to art bell 7 plus hours a day. Primarily at work. I will find it 

I wish we had all the past shows or at least more. I just wish there was some way to get them.

[Zenman]

Severe sleep deprivation can do this, dreaming while awake.  I once had a roommate who occasionally talked gibberish.  They thought she had some form of epilepsy.

"threaten the Hoover"...I think that's someone's user name here, lol.

Wow. That's scary.

"Threaten the Hoover" was actually about the only things that sorta made sense if you think in terms of Hoover Dam terrorism or something along those lines. I think you're right tho about sleep deprivation. That might explain it. That or traveling thru a quantum singularity too fast.

[jazmunda]

Lol I don't think that was the call.  Because arts reaction was differnt and you could hear something in the background.I am almost positive what you described wasn't it. But I do appreciate you looking. But I listen to art bell 7 plus hours a day. Primarily at work. I will find it 

I wish we had all the past shows or at least more. I just wish there was some way to get them.

Look up thread. I posted a link to audio. Did you listen to it?

[WhiteCrow]

I doubt it, we had some pretty serious disagreement, I do not hold any grudges, it just did not work out. I would be a good business move for them but they say they only want exclusive content even though they do in fact do that with other shows as you point out. Again I now know more about what went on during the period they were talking to "them" behind the scenes. I may at some time choose to talk about it. If you have enough money you can do about anything.

Art

Like how much money would it take Art,  to be my football buddy for a day, at a Packer Game, Lambeau Field.  :
Hmmm Brats good (Homer voice)

[nooryisawesome]

Look up thread. I posted a link to audio. Did you listen to it?

That was it! Thank you 

I wish we could get Mvs question but I've listened to the achieve an insane amount of times and I didn't hear it.

However, I vaguely remember hearing it live. Because I recall thinking what a stupid question. When MV talked about it on the gabcast it jogged my memory of the call.

But stil I think his call was better than mine because he could at least manage to say something.

[PB the Deplorable]

My favourite part is how at the end of the gibberish George just says "Yeah, exactly"

I like how Ian speaks in his usual breathless, pompous, know-it-all manner, but it's all gibberish

Wow. That's scary.

"Threaten the Hoover" was actually about the only things that sorta made sense if you think in terms of Hoover Dam terrorism or something along those lines...

I assumed he meant a Hoover vacuum cleaner

[Lt.Uhura]

I assumed he meant a Hoover vacuum cleaner

And then there's J. Edgar.  Maybe it's some sort of code? 
Weirdness prevails.  I can't wait for Art to return and sort it all out.

[phrodo]

I like how Ian speaks in his usual breathless, pompous, know-it-all manner, but it's all gibberish


I assumed he meant a Hoover vacuum cleaner

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

[WhiteCrow]

A buddy of mine sometimes turned gay when he was drunk.
That was quite strange.

Now that's is quite strange. When I'm drunk I get straight.

[Eddie Coyle]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

   Get blackmailed by the Mafia for being a homosexual?

[Lt.Uhura]

   Get blackmailed by the Mafia for being a homosexual?

I love how these seemingly disparate bellgab discussions ultimately coalesce...

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[FightTheFuture]

A buddy of mine sometimes turned gay when he was drunk.
That was quite strange. I just ignored his advances and pretended he was joking.

[Zenman]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

Promote the philosophy of self-reliance and free-market economics?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

We had a girl we called The Roosevelt because, um, well, she was really into 20th century American history.

Ha!  You thought I was going to make a joke about the hotel.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

We had a girl we called The Roosevelt because, um, well, she was really into 20th century American history.

Ha!  You thought I was going to make a joke about the hotel.

Ok. Nobody tell me about the girl nicknamed "Johnson" and how "she" got that nickname.

[Daggit]

We had a girl that we called George Noory for obvious reasons.

[Skunk Ape]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

Provide power for Arizona, Nevada, and California?

[cweb]

We had a girl we called The Roosevelt because, um, well, she was really into 20th century American history.

Ha!  You thought I was going to make a joke about the hotel.

I thought maybe she spoke softly but carried a big stick.

[Skunk Ape]

I thought maybe she spoke softly but carried a big stick.

LOL

There we go. It took a while but we got the best out of this joke.

[aldousburbank]

Back in high school there was a girl we called The Hoover because she could really ... well you know...

She was so dam good?