Art Bell

[Nick el Ass]

I will provide the funds to have myself stuffed for your viewing pleasure. It sure is true that I could die at virtually any moment but it will be with a smile on my overstuffed face knowing that Dave could not leave
his computer or this board even when on air, wondering about the new name for my show.

Art

A stuffed, or mummified Art Bell would bring visitors from all over the country if not the universe to your neck of the woods. Someone would have to make a soundboard so people could hear that voice of yours though.

[The General]

How did yeewww become interested in this?

Gawsh.  Is it accurate to say that something happened?

[bateman]

I will provide the funds to have myself stuffed for your viewing pleasure. It sure is true that I could die at virtually any moment but it will be with a smile on my overstuffed face knowing that Dave could not leave
his computer or this board even when on air, wondering about the new name for my show.

Art

Weekend at Art's!

[albrecht]

I want to ensure there will be a fax line to ask question to the new show! I see on my local CL that there are some and I still have a land-line for emergency purposes (who am I kidding. Because TWC bundled it to me for a "deal".) Will Art still accept fax messages?? Or a telex from a ghost ship lost in a triangle (Bermuda or that one in the Pacific?

[Bleefy]

Gawsh.  Is it accurate to say that something happened?

D'yew think it could be a portal?

[Heather Wade]

Gawsh.  Is it accurate to say that something happened?

I don't know, but somethin's definitely goin' on.

[MV/Liberace!]

Gawsh.  Is it accurate to say that something happened?

That's really sumptheeen. To the phones we go, here's Cletus from Missuppi.  Cleet?

[coaster]

I'm still trying to figure out what Dave meant when he said "elongated muzzle for legs to antlers"

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

That's really sumptheeen. To the phones we go, here's Cletus from Missuppi.  Cleet?

Jorch is so hip shortening a caller's name.

[bateman]

I'm still trying to figure out what Dave meant when he said "elongated muzzle for legs to antlers"

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is so hip shortening a caller's name.

The best is when he does it to his one black friend Cornelius by calling him Corny.

[coaster]

thats what I get for playing around with the noory soundboard. Now my head hurts.

[jazmunda]

I think the question on everybody's lips Art is do you still have a working fax machine?

[MV/Liberace!]

Art, do you still own the fax machine you used back in the 90s? I want to buy it from you if so. I'm serious. That goddamn thing will be mounted on the wall above my bed with appropriate lighting.

[Art Bell]

I do. God, you could actually hear that cracking sound as the big ones fell. No more Fax, now all I have to do is hit refresh when I get wormholed (gotta keep that name).

Art

[ItsOver]

The best is when he does it to his one black friend Cornelius by calling him Corny.

Or calling Virginia "Virgin."

[MV/Liberace!]

I do. God, you could actually hear that cracking sound as the big ones fell. No more Fax, now all I have to do is hit refresh when I get wormholed (gotta keep that name).

Art

Would you sell it to me?

[bateman]

I do. God, you could actually hear that cracking sound as the big ones fell. No more Fax, now all I have to do is hit refresh when I get wormholed (gotta keep that name).

Art

"Limit your faxes to just one or two pages"

[Eddie Coyle]

   Show title?

   Killing An Arab.(In the ratings book at least)

[Art Bell]

It is a Museum piece like me.

[coaster]

Would you sell it to me?

edit-

It is a Museum piece like me.

called it

[Heather Wade]

It is a Museum piece like me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.   

[Nick el Ass]

edit-called it

Opening it would make faces melt.

[Art_s Farts]

Would you sell it to me?

You better ask Dave first. He owns all of Art's stuff!

[Art_s Farts]

   Show title?

   Killing An Arab.(In the ratings book at least)

The Cure will provide the theme song

[MV/Liberace!]

It is a Museum piece like me.

That it is.

You know just as well as I do how many great Art Bell moments came about as a result of that fax machine. It is a national treasure.

[phrodo]

Hey Art - found this on facebook .. tried to send it to you there .. but said you don't take shares. Don't blame you. But thought you might get a chuckle out of this ...

[Northern Nights]

For a show name how about "Desert Nights with Art Bell".

Midnight in the Desert sounds about perfect too.  I'm just glad you're coming back Art, so excited about July can't wait.

[jazmunda]

You better ask Dave first. He owns all of Art's stuff!

I don't often lol but when I do I lol.

[MV/Liberace!]

I don't often lol but when I do I lol.

I believe you once admitted to me in a private message that you don't always lol when you type lol... so let's consider cutting the bullshit.