Art Bell

[ACE of CLUBS]

Let's brainstorm here. Midnight In The [x]. In the what? Midnight In The H.U.D.? Midnight In The Closet? She used to do her previous job from her closet.  Let's do this. Let's brainstorm and rename her show.

Midnight in Merced ??

[Étouffée]

In the not too distant future
Not at MITD
There was a guy named Art
Not to different from you or me

He worked at C2C Institute
Just another face in a Premier jumpsuit
He made great shows we can't forget
But his bosses didn't like him
So they sent him to the Net

Will send him cheesy guests
The worst we can find
He'll have to interview them all
and we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Art can't control
Where the topics begin or end
Because he used those special parts
to make his host-bot friends

Hostbot roll-call:
Dave-bot!
Connie!
Tom Churcho!
Gaaaaaarrr!

If you're wondering what he ate for lunch
and other science facts
Repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For C2C Theater 3000!

As a MISTie (and former MITDie) I love this!
Gaaaaaarrr!

Thank you, zeebo; you made me smile today. 

[Donald Noory]

Twat with Flaming Sword

[Dyna-X]

Yes, Art did confirm they are the source.  He also confirmed they are not cheap.

About $800 last I checked. Art likes things that are "not cheap!" but that is to his advantage.

[Element 115]

About $800 last I checked. Art likes things that are "not cheap!" but that is to his advantage.

Downside: Not cheap
Upside: It really works.

[Value Of Pi]

The Witching Hours 

Shtupping It with Heather Wade

(Madelaine Kahn would approve.)

[Lil Godzilla]

In the not too distant future
Not at MITD
There was a guy named Art
Not to different from you or me

He worked at C2C Institute
Just another face in a Premier jumpsuit
He made great shows we can't forget
But his bosses didn't like him
So they sent him to the Net

Will send him cheesy guests
The worst we can find
He'll have to interview them all
and we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Art can't control
Where the topics begin or end
Because he used those special parts
to make his host-bot friends

Hostbot roll-call:
Dave-bot!
Connie!
Tom Churcho!
Gaaaaaarrr!

If you're wondering what he ate for lunch
and other science facts
Repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For C2C Theater 3000!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Excellent! Well done!

[Tinfoil_Helm]

Yeah everybody! Art chose Reducted, so you should respect his choice! Whether she sucks or not! Whether she can pronounce simple words or not! Whether her voice is smug and annoying, or not! Whether she subjects listeners to constant vocal fry or not! Whether she's a delusional self-professed "witch" or not! Whether she asks uninteresting questions or not! Whether she does next to no research on her guests or not! Whether she gives air time to Nazis (Winter Laake)then refuses to comment on the issue when asked about it, or not! (Yes, I know Art had some unsavory guests, but Heather just ignored the issue when brought to her attention).

Art has made his choice! Everyone must like her! Because she used to post on Bellgab! Ignore the fact that she's a talentless, rank amateur who never should have been given a radio show!

Ha.

Man, Art said some more goofy shit, eh?

[zeebo]

Thank you, zeebo; you made me smile today.

Then my work is done.   

[effluenza]

I think the fact that Art said that Heather gets better everyday means that even Art thought she sounded like shit at some point.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think the fact that Art said that Heather gets better everyday means that even Art thought she sounded like shit at some point.

Lately it's as if he just says whatever seems expedient at the time.  People don't like her, so Art decided to say she's getting better every day.  It doesn't mean anything.

About the 'COPD', anyone else think it odd he'd continue to use the photo of himself smoking as an avitar?

[littlechris]

Lately it's as if he just says whatever seems expedient at the time.  People don't like her, so Art decided to say she's getting better every day.  It doesn't mean anything.

About the 'COPD'.  Anyone else think it odd he'd still use this photo of himself as his avatar after getting that diagnosis?

Doesn't he still smoke?

[norland2424]

Doesn't he still smoke?

i think he vapes now

[Auslandia]

Doesn't he still smoke?

Just gnarly gravity bong hits using his barracuda tank.

[Auslandia]

Downside: Not cheap
Upside: It really works.

Well if you're REALLY into telling time you should get one.

[ziznak]

i think he vapes now

He uses the bellgab E-cig link

[VictoriaPandora]

It's become apparent that All of Art's bullshit is about keeping Heather in the big man's seat.

All he does is dangle the carrot......Art needs to drop his  name from MITD , or make a commitment . He can't have it both ways.....

Yeah, crap like this is just disappointing.

[scottydawg]

  Oh yes, what a wonderful Trickster Art is! Last night at 1:30AM CDT I switched on my Tun-In radio app and there was some of Art's bumper music playing as Art was announcing the numbers for the call in lines. I was really happy
Then Heather's voice came on!
I was like "What the Hell? He's doing the prerecorded voice-overs that Ross Mitchell used to do. Real classy, say that you'll be on a couple times a week, then when people do tune in to see if your really on all they get is a "Art Bell 30 second Ear Job!"

[Hollow Man]

Bwahahaha. Do you suffer from severe mental retardation?

Nah, I'm not the one that haunts single threads on forums [and prettymuch ONLY those threads] dedicated to people I've always despised, making nothing but completely negative posts about those people, day after day after day, using two different accounts within a span of two years of each other, yet bitterly denying that that's the case, despite the obvious, striking similarities in profile theme, tone of posts, and speech patterns [albeit your current one is more narrowly focused]. You wanna talk mental retardation? That's you, Donald Noory/Jorch Einstein. Now, if I were you, I'd hurry out to the store before the show tonight. You're gonna need more vaseline so you can fap to Heather with wild abandon once again, as is your wont. 

BTW, I applaud you for leaving your comfort zone. I know you rarely leave the warm confines of the Heather Wade thread you love so much. Must be a big step for you. Congrats, little buddy! 

[Hollow Man]

Why are you so peevish? Try to look on the bright side of life. If Art ever wants someone to suck his ass, you'll be at the top of the list.

I'm peevish? LOL. Dude, all you do on here is get pissed. I'm not all that nice either, necessarily, don't get me wrong, but when it comes to being negative, you got me beat. I'm not even moralizing, just stating the facts. Hell, I don't moralize period.

Sucking ass? Ha, what the fuck's that got to do with anything?? It's not about my personal opinions. I'm just telling you what he thinks and how it is, you fucking retard. It's all about that; it's got nothing to do with whether he's "right" or "wrong". That's irelevent.  That's how he sees it, and he doesn't really give a fuck what you think. Now try reading it again, maybe you'll get it this time. Probably not, though.

And as far as sucking ass itself goes, nah, I think I'll pass. I worship nothing and no one. Not my type, either. Just a fan of the guy. I know that sort of thing is lost on you, but that ain't my problem. Tell you what, though, I'm hearing Falkie's got an open position for a new fluffer, however. Something tells me you got just what it takes, little buddy! I'll pass that along and make a good reference for ya. No need to thank me. 

[bobo17]

Heather
Please quit.....think of the children
quit now
bobo

[norland2424]

Heather
Please quit.....think of the children
quit now
bobo

So your her ex makes alot of sense now.

[Element 115]

Well if you're REALLY into telling time you should get one.

True... It was in reference to his lumen therapy spoken word ad.

[scottydawg]

BTW, if anyone wants a lower cost alternative to that expensive I.R. Heat pad that Art pushes here's one from eBay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/261216294406?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[henge0stone]

I'm just now learning that Art came back and did a show.

[Dr. MD MD]

BTW, if anyone wants a lower cost alternative to that expensive I.R. Heat pad that Art pushes here's one from eBay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/261216294406?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

but do you have a bad back too? I mean, a really bad back? 

[Wonderlust]

I'm just now learning that Art came back and did a show.

Apparently ^. It must have been his stalker's night off

I guess you need to tune in nightly, just for the off chance that noncommittal Art  will  be hosting  for Heather "just filling in for Art" Wade.

[Donald Noory]

And as far as sucking ass itself goes, nah, I think I'll pass. I worship nothing and no one. Not my type, either. Just a fan of the guy. I know that sort of thing is lost on you, but that ain't my problem. Tell you what, though, I'm hearing Falkie's got an open position for a new fluffer, however. Something tells me you got just what it takes, little buddy! I'll pass that along and make a good reference for ya. No need to thank me. 

Nah, it's pretty obvious you want to suck his ass. Your hysterical rants against anyone criticizing meh Heather is proof.

[Donald Noory]

Nah, I'm not the one that haunts single threads on forums [and prettymuch ONLY those threads] dedicated to people I've always despised, making nothing but completely negative posts about those people, day after day after day, using two different accounts within a span of two years of each other, yet bitterly denying that that's the case, despite the obvious, striking similarities in profile theme, tone of posts, and speech patterns [albeit your current one is more narrowly focused]. You wanna talk mental retardation? That's you, Donald Noory/Jorch Einstein. Now, if I were you, I'd hurry out to the store before the show tonight. You're gonna need more vaseline so you can fap to Heather with wild abandon once again, as is your wont. 

BTW, I applaud you for leaving your comfort zone. I know you rarely leave the warm confines of the Heather Wade thread you love so much. Must be a big step for you. Congrats, little buddy! 

Wow, it seems like I have a stalker. You should let this Jorch Einstein person know you're stalking them too. Maybe you're really Art's stalker too, and just put up hilarious ass-kissing posts on here to throw people off the scent. You seem like the kind of mentally unbalanced person that would stalk people in real life, not just on forums. But anyway, keep posting your overlong, obviously brain-damaged, ass-kissing rants against critics. Their hysterical tone is quite amusing.

[Donald Noory]

Lately it's as if he just says whatever seems expedient at the time.  People don't like her, so Art decided to say she's getting better every day.  It doesn't mean anything.

About the 'COPD', anyone else think it odd he'd continue to use the photo of himself smoking as an avitar?

Yeah he's been telling people about the dangers of smoking. I already commented that still using a picture of yourself holding a cigarette isn't the smartest move, if you want to point out the dangers of smoking. But then, Art isn't exactly the sharpest pencil in the box, and neither are his fans.