Art Bell

[Auslandia]

Remember, this was a woman who's last job was to talk to old men and get their rocks off.

I never read that she was some sort of phone sex operator

[Richard Groyper]

I have an old Victrola pornograph.  Will that work?

Yes, that works. Do you have an earhorn handy?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Quick, name the positive measures Obama has taken to strengthen the economy?

Early Stage SBIC is much improved under Obama. Better funding, better communication, better loan process, better federal programs.

[coaster]

I never read that she was some sort of phone sex operator

Not my fault. Feel free to peruse her post history.

[starrmtn001]

Yes, that works. Do you have an earhorn handy?

I shur do sonny.  Got one 'o them there new fangled head sets too.

[Value Of Pi]

Daddy knows what he's doing. Trump showed strength by doing what he did. They needed to be punished and so they were.

What if they are not sufficiently discouraged from attending future Trump rallies and decide to come back? Use stronger methods or more of the same?

EDIT:
Oh okay, you were sort of kidding. Hard to read facial expressions on xenomorphs. You can try but it's always fatal.

[Auslandia]

Not my fault. Feel free to peruse her post history.

call in the show and get her to tell you what's she wearing then

[starrmtn001]

Early Stage SBIC is much improved under Obama. Better funding, better communication, better loan process, better federal programs.

Good Monk, but he's asking what obumfuck did for the American economy.  Try again.

[coaster]

call in the show and get her to tell you what's she wearing then

Not interested.

Dude, I work in the fetish dept., and it's all gross to me too.   :

[Richard Groyper]

What if they are not sufficiently discouraged from attending future Trump rallies and decide to come back? Use stronger methods or more of the same?

Rubber hoses. Nothing else will do!

[ge30542]

I have an idea Art, how about if I don't care who you vote for.

Me too.
#BetterEveryDay

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Remember, this was a woman who's last job was to talk to old men and get their rocks off. I'm sure she is a pro at manipulation.

She's a basket case on the same level of Falkie, only without the entertainment value. What a life, listening to old men grunt into a phone after barricading herself in a hallway closet of her section 8 apartment. The makings of the next radio starlet.

[Richard Groyper]

She's a basket case on the same level of Falkie, only without the entertainment value. What a life, listening to old men grunt into a phone after barricading herself in a hallway closet of her section 8 apartment. The makings of the next radio starlet.

I like the dark turn this thread has taken.

[Auslandia]

Not interested.

I'm more concerned that b_dubb finds porn disgusting.

[Value Of Pi]

Thinking for yourself is hard.

Besides, I doubt that Art would even think of giving Heather any warning any time he decides to change course. She's just hanging out, standing at ease, and all of a sudden it's the bridge of the Enterprise during evasive maneuvers. She's so black and blue it"s not funny.  Actually, it's kind of funny.

[akwilly]

She's a basket case on the same level of Falkie, only without the entertainment value. What a life, listening to old men grunt into a phone after barricading herself in a hallway closet of her section 8 apartment. The makings of the next radio starlet.

No need to bring Falkie into this stuff. He's a man of integrity and is not a quitter. I mean he is usually not a quitter but he is at this moment but he will be back.

[coaster]

anus tart.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Good Monk, but he's asking what obumfuck did for the American economy.  Try again.

Hmm. It's much harder to get visas for foreign tech workers than it was in 2004.

[littlechris]

Besides, I doubt that Art would even think of giving Heather any warning any time he decides to change course. She's just hanging out, standing at ease, and all of a sudden it's the bridge of the Enterprise during evasive maneuvers. She's so black and blue it"s not funny.  Actually, it's kind of funny.

He'll totally burn her.

[pate]

I just want all of you to know:  even though Cthulu is not running this year I will write him in on my ballot.  "NO LIVES MATTER!"

Although, the Santa Claus/Easter Bunny ticket is tempting (free goodies, yo!), I am Not Sure that I can forgive Santa for the 'naughty list' debacle of 1987.  My GI Joe(tm) USS Flagg aircraft carrier at #1 on the Dear Santa list was missing that year.  I blame all my adult-life misfortunes and mishaps on this heinous Christmas omission;  if only I had had the USS Flagg my childhood friends would still be friends.

1. The dream of assembling my own personal A-Team to seek out and capture/kill bigfoot would even now be a weekly cliff-hanger series on the History Channel.

2. I would have the Blue Bird school bus converted into a half-track combo tank & Recreational Vehicle (with custom turret, probably from a HumVee).

3. I would already be "Dictator-for-Life" and would have completed my dream of breaking into the Smithsonian (or Library of Congress, bqwhatever) and threatening to burn the original copy of the Constitution if not elected on LIVE BROADCAST TV, then burning it anyway after I got elected, just for "shits 'n giggles" (shits 'n giggles was the ancient precursor to lol or lulz)...

4. Commodore Business Machines would have vanquished IBM/MS, Apple, Tandy, AND Radio Shack by now under my astute leadership of that fine Fortune 500 company.  I was going to work for CBM, after college and eventually rise to be Chairman of the Board, or CEO or something.  That was where I was going to get my leadership credential for my eventual run for Dictator-for-Life.

I would list more examples of the complete adult-hood dream-crushing I have struggled and dealt with these past 30-odd years in trying to recover from the USS Flagg incident.  But, I don't think I have the thyme, and I believe no-one else has the interest.  Plus it is in keeping with Cthulu's slogan this year, not even my life matters...

Cthulu 2016!

my name is pate, and I approve this message.

[akwilly]

Pates "no lives matter" should go on top right.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I would list more examples of the complete adult-hood dream-crushing I have struggled and dealt with these past 30-odd years in trying to recover from the USS Flagg incident.  But, I don't think I have the thyme, and I believe no-one else has the interest.  Plus it is in keeping with Cthulu's slogan this year, not even my life matters...

I used to have that toy and loved it. Had to get rid of it because dad got stationed overseas.

[pate]

Pates "no lives matter" should go on top right.

I actually plagiarized it from my Google-fu search results, there are already people making bumper stickers, hoodies, mugs &c...

Fuh realz, yo'.  I thought 'twas funny too though!

That's why I shared with the class.

[Value Of Pi]

I just want all of you to know:  even though Cthulu is not running this year I will write him in on my ballot.  "NO LIVES MATTER!"

Although, the Santa Claus/Easter Bunny ticket is tempting (free goodies, yo!), I am Not Sure that I can forgive Santa for the 'naughty list' debacle of 1987.  My GI Joe(tm) USS Flagg aircraft carrier at #1 on the Dear Santa list was missing that year.  I blame all my adult-life misfortunes and mishaps on this heinous Christmas omission;  if only I had had the USS Flagg my childhood friends would still be friends.

1. The dream of assembling my own personal A-Team to seek out and capture/kill bigfoot would even now be a weekly cliff-hanger series on the History Channel.

2. I would have the Blue Bird school bus converted into a half-track combo tank & Recreational Vehicle (with custom turret, probably from a HumVee).

3. I would already be "Dictator-for-Life" and would have completed my dream of breaking into the Smithsonian (or Library of Congress, bqwhatever) and threatening to burn the original copy of the Constitution if not elected on LIVE BROADCAST TV, then burning it anyway after I got elected, just for "shits 'n giggles" (shits 'n giggles was the ancient precursor to lol or lulz)...

4. Commodore Business Machines would have vanquished IBM/MS, Apple, Tandy, AND Radio Shack by now under my astute leadership of that fine Fortune 500 company.  I was going to work for CBM, after college and eventually rise to be Chairman of the Board, or CEO or something.  That was where I was going to get my leadership credential for my eventual run for Dictator-for-Life.

I would list more examples of the complete adult-hood dream-crushing I have struggled and dealt with these past 30-odd years in trying to recover from the USS Flagg incident.  But, I don't think I have the thyme, and I believe no-one else has the interest.  Plus it is in keeping with Cthulu's slogan this year, not even my life matters...

Cthulu 2016!

my name is pate, and I approve this message.

Just remember that there's always something to live for. Look what popped up on my screen while reading through your tears and lamentations. Still thinking about aircraft carriers?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Just remember that there's always something to live for. Look what popped up on my screen while reading through your tears and lamentations. Still thinking about aircraft carriers?

What is a Victoria bride?

[pate]

What is a Victoria bride?

Not Sure, I am standing at attention though.

[Value Of Pi]

What is a Victoria bride?

I don't know but it's a visual ad, not a words ad. They could say anything and it wouldn't matter.

[The King of Kings]

anus tart.

I think we found our new Musky Bottoms.

[munbeam666]

Daddy knows what he's doing. Trump showed strength by doing what he did. They needed to be punished and so they were.

I see. Into the kinky stuff...

[popple]

I'm sure Heather knows what she is doing considering she....

And lets dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama (redacted) Heather doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing...