Art Bell

[Sandra Kristen]

See Sandra, I knew there was some good in your heart.

Shhh don't ruin my rep!

[Sandra Kristen]

Homeless meth addicted care bears are still adorable.

And for my Conservative friends

[AppealPlay]

Intergalactic meth is probably worth it.

[Heather Wade]

This topic just says Art Bell.

I thought so too.   

[GravitySucks]

I thought so too.   

Hey girl... Keep up the good work

[WOTR]

I thought so too.   

You haven't even been here 2.5 years.  Get off my lawn, newbie!

J/K.  Good to see you again- you seem to have retreated a little as the workload increased and I kind of miss your posts.

Anyhow, welcome, and post often. 

[phrodo]

I thought so too.   

Just wondering if you have any anti-Limey-troll spray in your utility belt? Seems the pretentious bitches are way overly-vocal and have wandered out of their usually-tolerated habitat as of late... 

And nice to see your highness amongst us commoners again -- even if just for a moment darlin. 

[coaster]

Homeless meth addicted care bears are still adorable.

And for my Conservative friends

Conservatives wouldn't be caught dead having fun. Charlatans.

[Zenman]

Really... Pulling out the seniority card now?  (Though I do agree that anybody who is new to posting should be relegated to the "meet and greet" thread for at least the first year to 18 months...)  This is crap to be forced to read the posts of newbies who have only been here 3 months. I'm going to petition MV to make some kind of a rule about this for the TOS.


Certainly, at a minimum, we should be allowed to completely disregard those who do not have the pedigree and culture that we long time members have developed.

Perhaps a BellGab Culture competancy test is indicated here.   

[Spinner]

I thought so too.   

Hi there, beautiful. Good to see you around.
Miss you...

And thanks for all the fun and/or interesting guests and topics.

[Oleus]

The forest, the trees ... Some of the people in here are insufferably hopeless.  I'm a tourist here and happy to be one. Some of you need a new hobby.   I'm revolted by even being here and caring.  My lord. 

[Zenman]

I thought so too.   

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah.  It's revealing that how many here profess to like you and yet will turn at the drop of a pin.  That's not coming from you, Art, but is more revealing of them.  Please realize that there are so many of us who are really hoping this comes out well for you and yours.  We love your show and want it to continue, but that's out of our own selfishness and you have to make the best decision for your family.  This entire situation is so disgusting.  I cannot imagine what your daily life must be like. . Please please Art, I want your babies. I'm not worthy to share the same planet as you, but I'd walk over broken glass if you said you liked me. Even a little bit.

FIFY.

[Yorkshire pud]

Really... Pulling out the seniority card now?  (Though I do agree that anybody who is new to posting should be relegated to the "meet and greet" thread for at least the first year to 18 months...)  This is crap to be forced to read the posts of newbies who have only been here 3 months. I'm going to petition MV to make some kind of a rule about this for the TOS.


Certainly, at a minimum, we should be allowed to completely disregard those who do not have the pedigree and culture that we long time members have developed.

Not so much the seniority card as since AB restarted there's (understandably) been an influx of newbees who don't appreciate the irreverence of this site. There are no deities, well other than MV. May his tribe increase. Again.

[effluenza]

Yeah.  It's revealing that how many here profess to like you and yet will turn at the drop of a pin.  That's not coming from you, Art, but is more revealing of them.  Please realize that there are so many of us who are really hoping this comes out well for you and yours.  We love your show and want it to continue, but that's out of our own selfishness and you have to make the best decision for your family.  This entire situation is so disgusting.  I cannot imagine what your daily life must be like. . Please please Art, I want your babies. I'm not worthy to share the same planet as you, but I'd walk over broken glass if you said you liked me. Even a little bit.

FIFY.

Yorkshire pud, are you listening to Art Bell right now?

[WOTR]

Not so much the seniority card as since AB restarted there's (understandably) been an influx of newbees who don't appreciate the irreverence of this site. There are no deities, well other than MV. May his tribe increase. Again.

LOL... Irreverent may be the best description given for BG.

[Dr. MD MD]

Really... Pulling out the seniority card now?  (Though I do agree that anybody who is new to posting should be relegated to the "meet and greet" thread for at least the first year to 18 months...)  This is crap to be forced to read the posts of newbies who have only been here 3 months. I'm going to petition MV to make some kind of a rule about this for the TOS.


Certainly, at a minimum, we should be allowed to completely disregard those who do not have the pedigree and culture that we long time members have developed.

Pardon me, but I was wondering if I might borrow some of your Grey Poupon?

[SredniVashtar]

Just wondering if you have any anti-Limey-troll spray in your utility belt? Seems the pretentious bitches are way overly-vocal and have wandered out of their usually-tolerated habitat as of late... 

I'm always fascinated to see your limp attempts at insult humour. I once saw a blind man try to play darts - I could tell him it was never going to be a good idea, and the lady with the punctured cleavage certainly expressed her objections in full and frank terms - but you couldn't help admiring his spirit. So, keep at it, dear boy. I think I'm more likely to see a squirrel play the bagpipes than to read one single memorable sentence from you, but hope springs eternal as always.

At least it gives you something to think about while you're bagging those groceries. Oh, and someone's crapped in a urinal again. You wouldn't mind taking care of it, would you? And we can't afford any gloves, so it's bare hands for you, I'm afraid. How lucky for you that your job is also your hobby.

[SredniVashtar]

Yes, where did the idea Art might have ginned that story up for the ratings start?  The speculation here was never about that.

People are always going to parse his comments for clues that he may be getting ready to quit, which is not a ridiculous concern (and he will at some point, hopefully years in the future).  That said, the rest of the speculation IS silly.

Did someone just say Art had joined IS? Oh, it's all becoming clear now. He's a turban job who's been pretending to be a night-time radio show host all these years, and that little brouhaha the other day was an attempt by Homeland Security to nail him at last. In just a couple of months we will be listening to "Midnight From the Mosque", mark my words. I'm pretty sure if he did turn Turk, jaz would be buying a prayer mat within minutes of hearing the news.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yorkshire pud, are you listening to Art Bell right now?

I'm at work. Some of us have to. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Not so much the seniority card as since AB restarted there's (understandably) been an influx of newbees who don't appreciate the irreverence of this site. There are no deities, well other than MV. May his tribe increase. Again.

Speaking as a relative newbie I enjoy the irreverence very much but it would also be nice to be able to have a bit of a serious discussion or debate about show topics once in awhile too. However, the status quo here most often shoot down any attempt at that pretty quickly and usually with a fair bit of mockery, name-calling, funny pictures, etc.. I'm not really complaining though. I'll take the irreverence if that's all it's about here.

I find on nights when I'm not really that interested in the topic I really appreciate the crazy conglomeration of misfits on the island of lost toys that is Bellgab. However, if I'm really interested in what's being discussed on the show, sometimes I find the thread can be a bit too distracting and so I'll read and post much less. However, there are other times when a bunch of the usual suspects here are all into it and psyched, and there's a good balance of screwing around and topic discussion. It's a grab bag depending on the night and what you want out of it. Anyway, sorry if you feel encroached upon by my presence here in any way but I'm not trying to spoil anyone's party. Sometimes it takes awhile to figure out the nature of a forum.

[Lilith]

I thought so too.   

Hi Redacted 

[Lilith]

You haven't even been here 2.5 years.  Get off my lawn, newbie!

J/K.  Good to see you again- you seem to have retreated a little as the workload increased and I kind of miss your posts.

Anyhow, welcome, and post often. 

Understood.  It can take quite a while to understand bellgab.  I took the "Quick Initiation" route.  I started on "Falkie Page 1".

[phrodo]

I'm always fascinated to see your limp attempts at insult humour. I once saw a blind man try to play darts - I could tell him it was never going to be a good idea, and the lady with the punctured cleavage certainly expressed her objections in full and frank terms - but you couldn't help admiring his spirit. So, keep at it, dear boy. I think I'm more likely to see a squirrel play the bagpipes than to read one single memorable sentence from you, but hope springs eternal as always.

At least it gives you something to think about while you're bagging those groceries. Oh, and someone's crapped in a urinal again. You wouldn't mind taking care of it, would you? And we can't afford any gloves, so it's bare hands for you, I'm afraid. How lucky for you that your job is also your hobby.

Oh look -- it's my limey stalker. I don't know what your obsession is with me vagtard, but it's really getting creepy. Quit stalking me you faggot. I don't do queers. So leave me alone and go do something constructive like get your teeth fixed. And you are indeed an expert on limp insult humor -- you prove it post after post while attempting to be funny.

What I don't find funny at all is you claiming Art has a mental condition or is a terrorist. You are indeed one sick, twisted fuck. If that is another attempt at limp humor you are way more ignorant than anyone on this forum. Please just quit.

[ziznak]

Speaking as a relative newbie I enjoy the irreverence very much but it would also be nice to be able to have a bit of a serious discussion or debate about show topics once in awhile too. However, the status quo here most often shoot down any attempt at that pretty quickly and usually with a fair bit of mockery, name-calling, funny pictures, etc.. I'm not really complaining though. I'll take the irreverence if that's all it's about here.

I find on nights when I'm not really that interested in the topic I really appreciate the crazy conglomeration of misfits on the island of lost toys that is Bellgab. However, if I'm really interested in what's being discussed on the show, sometimes I find the thread can be a bit too distracting and so I'll read and post much less. However, there are other times when a bunch of the usual suspects here are all into it and psyched, and there's a good balance of screwing around and topic discussion. It's a grab bag depending on the night and what you want out of it. Anyway, sorry if you feel encroached upon by my presence here in any way but I'm not trying to spoil anyone's party. Sometimes it takes awhile to figure out the nature of a forum.

we discuss the topics... you just need to learn how to Bellgab.  it involves skipping a lot of walls of text, ignoring what you know is BS, and finding those diamonds in the mounds of pooh

[chefist]

we discuss the topics... you just need to learn how to Bellgab.  it involves skipping a lot of walls of text, ignoring what you know is BS, and finding those diamonds in the mounds of pooh

+1

So true...

[starrmtn001]

I thought so too.   

Hey there (Redacted)!  It's so good to see you here!  You are doing such an excellent job, it almost makes up for your absences, almost.

Seriously,  keep up the grand work.  You are the wind beneath his wings (meant as a compliment).

[Ms. C]

Hey there (Redacted)!  It's so good to see you here!  You are doing such an excellent job, it almost makes up for your absences, almost.

Seriously,  keep up the grand work.  You are the wind beneath his wings (meant as a compliment).

+1   

[GravitySucks]

I'm always fascinated to see your limp attempts at insult humour. I once saw a blind man try to play darts - I could tell him it was never going to be a good idea, and the lady with the punctured cleavage certainly expressed her objections in full and frank terms - but you couldn't help admiring his spirit. So, keep at it, dear boy. I think I'm more likely to see a squirrel play the bagpipes than to read one single memorable sentence from you, but hope springs eternal as always.

At least it gives you something to think about while you're bagging those groceries. Oh, and someone's crapped in a urinal again. You wouldn't mind taking care of it, would you? And we can't afford any gloves, so it's bare hands for you, I'm afraid. How lucky for you that your job is also your hobby.

I tried to tell you that putting in my prosthetic wouldn't help me see the dart board any better, but you persisted.  In my defense, the lady with the cleavage kept strutting back and forth at the prodding of her friends. The dart didn't actually penetrate the sternum.  The trickle of blood that resuted might have turned PBS on, but it did nothing for me, That limp-wristed technique you taught me for throwing probably saved her life.

I offered to kiss her booboo - the big chap misunderstood and thought I said boobie.  Thanks for getting me out of there before I embarrassed them.  They would have had to tell their mommies that they got their arses thoroughly thrashed by a blind Hayseed.

[SredniVashtar]

Oh look -- it's my limey stalker. I don't know what your obsession is with me vagtard, but it's really getting creepy.

A healthy sexual interest in another dearly esteemed poster is not necessarily "stalking", darling. I don't blame you for getting confused, though; I can't imagine you get much interest from anybody, so no wonder it gets you all flustered.

Quit stalking me you faggot. I don't do queers.

So you keep on saying, sweet cheeks. Some might suggest you are being a teensy bit too defensive, but I'm not one of them. Anyway, if (despite strong hints to the contrary) you are straight, the change might do you good. While we are on the subject, perhaps you could also try changing your posting style to something that isn't so crashingly dull and obvious?

So leave me alone and go do something constructive like get your teeth fixed.

Now, madam, this is where you go too far. You know anything that suggests I may be dentally challenged hits a nerve (do you see what I did then?) and leaves me in a tearful ball on the floor. Next you'll be going thermonuclear on me and busting out a 1776 reference. It's my Kryptonite, you bastard! Stop, I'm melting, I'm MEEElllllttiinng!

And you are indeed an expert on limp insult humor -- you prove it post after post while attempting to be funny.

If it's limp, think of it as a kind of tribute. I expect the only time you manage to get a moderate stiffy is when your sister comes to visit you in prison. I shall obviously take your criticism fully on-board, however. I mean, a guy/girl who can come up with lapidary stuff like calling me "Vagtard" is obviously one to watch.

What I don't find funny at all is you claiming Art has a mental condition or is a terrorist. You are indeed one sick, twisted fuck. If that is another attempt at limp humor you are way more ignorant than anyone on this forum. Please just quit.

Nobody called him either of those things, you hapless muppet. With reading comprehension skills like that you can easily win a position in either the trash collection or glory hole/jizz-mopping industries.

Don't try and start on me, because you are not very good and you make yourself look silly. All you have is bargain basement bullshit insults that would make a 4 year-old blush. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, moron.