Art Bell

[jerry]

Dial the number, and hear the show. It's really that simple, I'm gonna do that at work now. No more data useage at work, yea!

A friend was doing that to listen to DMDN.  His cell company cut his service off.  Apparently using the service to listen to broadcasts (not two way phone usage), violated their TOS.

[SredniVashtar]

I have tried, and failed, to enjoy the paranormal news sections of the show. Most of it isn't very interesting (or paranormal) and Leo Asshat's weird robotic delivery doesn't help.

And do they have to cut out the small pauses when he takes a breath? It makes it sound very weird.

[scottydawg]

I think there is a behind the scenes battle with C2C losing a lot of listeners on the east coast when their show starts at 11PM EST.
Considering that's when MITD start on the East coast too. Three whole hours lost to Art.
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to ART WARS!!!!!!!

Episode One: A New Hope.......................... Art Solo and his trusty sidekick Chewhoagie decide that the good folks on Earth have been dumbed down and brainwashed enough by Darth Noory. So they get together and fix up the Pahrump Falcon!
They launch and broadcast over coded frequencies to try to save the wasted and desperate minds of so many.
Up in the cockpit on Art Solo's control panel he keeps a picture of little Princess Asia and Queen Airyndalla.
He knows he must succeed so his little princess will live in a better world.
Soon the people of Earth are surprised, then happy they don't have to listen to Darth NoorY! Some of the terrestrial SW stations even pick up the broadcast and send the signal farther. Success is achieved, but the Darth Noory notices less people are listening to his mindless drivel, and even worse, some of his  advisers are going over to Art Solo's side! Even Emperor Premratine get's wind of what going on and he tells Darth Noory that the need to crush the listeners rebellion!

Art Wars Episode Two:............................The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Noory assembles his dark forces to round up the rebel loving advisers who are trying to join Art Solo and Chewhoagie. he sends out his troops led by General Wiesnheimer to hunt down and remind them they swore an oath to Darth Noory. if they don't come back they will never be heard from again! Art and Chewhoagie are shocked and saddened by the loss of good friends who were loyal to him long before Darth Noory showed up. Some are snatched away after coded contact just as the Pahrump Falcon is just five minutes away!

Art Wars Episode Three:................Revenge of The Gabbers!      Coming Soon to a Forum Near You!

[Lunger]

I think there is a behind the scenes battle with C2C losing a lot of listeners on the east coast when their show starts at 11PM EST.
Considering that's when MITD start on the East coast too. Three whole hours lost to Art.
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to ART WARS!!!!!!!

Episode One: A New Hope.......................... Art Solo and his trusty sidekick Chewhoagie decide that the good folks on Earth have been dumbed down and brainwashed enough by Darth Noory. So they get together and fix up the Pahrump Falcon!
They launch and broadcast over coded frequencies to try to save the wasted and desperate minds of so many.
Up in the cockpit on Art Solo's control panel he keeps a picture of little Princess Asia and Queen Airyndalla.
He knows he must succeed so his little princess will live in a better world.
Soon the people of Earth are surprised, then happy they don't have to listen to Darth NoorY! Some of the terrestrial SW stations even pick up the broadcast and send the signal farther. Success is achieved, but the Darth Noory notices less people are listening to his mindless drivel, and even worse, some of his  advisers are going over to Art Solo's side! Even Emperor Premratine get's wind of what going on and he tells Darth Noory that the need to crush the listeners rebellion!

Art Wars Episode Two:............................The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Noory assembles his dark forces to round up the rebel loving advisers who are trying to join Art Solo and Chewhoagie. he sends out his troops led by General Wiesnheimer to hunt down and remind them they swore an oath to Darth Noory. if they don't come back they will never be heard from again! Art and Chewhoagie are shocked and saddened by the loss of good friends who were loyal to him long before Darth Noory showed up. Some are snatched away after coded contact just as the Pahrump Falcon is just five minutes away!

Art Wars Episode Three:................Revenge of The Gabbers!      Coming Soon to a Forum Near You!

Equating Noory with a Sith Lord is quite a stretch.  Dave is really more a JarJar Binks type character.

[b_dubb]

Equating Noory with a Sith Lord is quite a stretch.  Dave is really more a JarJar Binks type character.

Dave makes Jar Jar look like a brain surgeon

[RoseGirl]

Anyone know who the guest is for tonight, if any?

[cweb]

...his trusty sidekick Chewhoagie...

I just spit out my drink.

I bet Chewhoagie has absolutely bangin' hair.

[Art_s Farts]

Anyone know who the guest is for tonight, if any?

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

[Faustina]

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

Really looking forward to this.  Call me sick, but I get a twisted kick out of Satanists.  I think I've seen just about every horror flick made about these wicked folks.

I hope she doesn't get scared off by a c2c operative or have a bad Skype line.  PLEASE make sure she can get to a landline phone quickly, if so.  Most people have at least one friend or relative that still has a landline phone.  Most of my older relatives do, being Old School types.

[coaster]

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

That bio sounds like such nonsense. Sounds like some hairy potter, dungeons and dragons shit. Chairmistress of the basement dwellers of house of mom. I'll be skipping this one.

[RoseGirl]

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

Oh-oh...better put down newspaper. This could get messy.

[EarthAlien007]

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

I'm generally bored with The Church of Satan, but this might be a good show.

[munbeam666]

Really looking forward to this.  Call me sick, but I get a twisted kick out of Satanists.  I think I've seen just about every horror flick made about these wicked folks.

I hope she doesn't get scared off by a c2c operative or have a bad Skype line.  PLEASE make sure she can get to a landline phone quickly, if so.  Most people have at least one friend or relative that still has a landline phone.  Most of my older relatives do, being Old School types.

Will JC show up?

[gabrielle]

did anyone else here the news report this morning stating that Samsung's new phone is bigger than previous models.  They assert that Bigger is better...remember the time traveler that called into Art saying cell phones would get bigger in the future...(hmmmmm).

[BellBoy]

Thu Aug 13 â€" Blanche Barton (Church of Satan)

Website: ChurchOfSatan.com

Bio:

Born and raised in San Diego, Blanche Barton graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Redlands College with a degree in journalism and literature.  She met Anton LaVey the day after the previous High Priestess left The Black House. Barton became LaVey’s companion and mother of his only son. She became High Priestess of the Church of Satan, holding this title until April 30, 2002, when she assumed the role of Chairmistress of the Council of Nine. Her biography of LaVey, The Secret Life of A Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey, was originally published in 1990 and an expanded edition is now available. Blanche also wrote The Church of Satan: A History of the World’s Most Notorious Religion.

Ooooooooo, The Church of Satan... all "shocking" and "scary" and "edgy"... in 1966 



Sorry, but there are far more controversial and menacing "actual things" out there in the world, than this pile of contrived, narcissistic bullshit.

[onan]

Sorry, but there are far more controversial and menacing "actual things" out there in the world, than this pile of contrived, narcissistic bullshit.

You obviously have not seen To the Devil a Daughter.

[TigerLily]

sNoory  had an interesting Satanist on a while back.  Anyone remember his name?

[chefist]

The "little devil" girl with the horns makes her look like a Satanic Playboy Bunny! Imagine a HellBoy Club! I would go to that!

[DesertFox]

The subject--Satanism--with Art's touch should be fun.  There will ALWAYS be some who don't like something Art does...Art just needs to do his thing and ignore the yappers bloviating their critiques.  No one's perfect but way, way more than not, Art will put on a fine show.

[TigerLily]

The "little devil" girl with the horns makes her look like a Satanic Playboy Bunny! Imagine a HellBoy Club! I would go to that!

Ahhh....Hellboy!  Now here's some horns, ladies!

[PB the Deplorable]

The other night when Art had the "top" remote viewer on, did you hear him reference the "other" remote viewer?
The one who "predicted all kinds of horrible things which never happened"
Sounded to me like The Major was thrown towards the underside of the bus.

So Remote 'Viewers' aren't all a bunch of scammers and fear mongers, just Ed Dames?

[coaster]

The subject--Satanism--with Art's touch should be fun.  There will ALWAYS be some who don't like something Art does...Art just needs to do his thing and ignore the yappers bloviating their critiques.  No one's perfect but way, way more than not, Art will put on a fine show.

So anyone who thinks the subject of satanism is lame is a yapper? Strong argument. I am not criticizing Art, just the  topic. Get over yourself.

[DesertFox]

So anyone who thinks the subject of satanism is a yapper? Strong argument. I am not criticizing Art, just the  topic. Get over yourself.

Yapping is what we all do...including myself.   And my yap is Art makes any subject worthy most of the time.

[aldousburbank]

So anyone who thinks the subject of satanism is lame is a yapper? Strong argument. I am not criticizing Art, just the  topic. Get over yourself.

Why do you hate Satan?

[BellBoy]

The subject--Satanism--with Art's touch should be fun.  There will ALWAYS be some who don't like something Art does...Art just needs to do his thing and ignore the yappers bloviating their critiques.  No one's perfect but way, way more than not, Art will put on a fine show.

...on the "I was impregnated by Satan line"... You're on the air!


I agree, Art WILL make this topic interesting, as only ART can... but let's not pretend that The Church of Satan is, in any way, "cutting edge"... or even relevant. I say, GIVE these simpletons a soap box to expound their bullshit... and let them relegate themselves to the proverbial dustbin of history. ANY TOPIC on Art's show is A RIDE 

[Faustina]

The subject--Satanism--with Art's touch should be fun.  There will ALWAYS be some who don't like something Art does...Art just needs to do his thing and ignore the yappers bloviating their critiques.  No one's perfect but way, way more than not, Art will put on a fine show.

So agree with this.  Not all people are going to dig the topic represented by each guest.  There have been a number of guests so far on MITD whose area of expertise has been of no interest to me.  Sometimes I listen anyhow, and often find myself interested despite myself due to Art's ability as an interviewer.  And the show's interest level always picks up when he goes to calls due to the free-form spontaneity that thereon ensues.  Sooner or later, usually sooner, a guest comes along that jives with my own areas of interest, like tonight.  The fact that there have been, and still are, people out there who worship the devil seriously is intriguing (to me).  Other people are going to find it poppycock or downright immoral.  To each their own.  As an entertainer, one can only satisfy some of the people some of the time, especially on a radio show that covers such a myriad of esoteric topics such as Art's does.

[DesertFox]

I do agree Satanists are idiots but Art will wring out a fun show out it...you need 4 guests a week, week after week--so they all won't be wonderful or even okay but what Art always does and did is put on a good show regardless.

[trostol]

Equating Noory with a Sith Lord is quite a stretch.  Dave is really more a JarJar Binks type character.

i think Jar Jar, though i hated the character, is even a stretch for Dave...i think he is a Jawa..they were always selling junk

[BellBoy]

I do agree Satanists are idiots but Art will wring out a fun show out it...you need 4 guests a week, week after week--so they all won't be wonderful or even okay but what Art always does and did is put on a good show regardless.

...so chill dude! We're just being "vaguely loveable" 

(yap, yap, yap)

[coaster]

Maybe that troll JC will call in.