Art Bell

[Fly By Night]

I have a feeling Art may be done posting here. It's getting violent

[Frys Girl]

You're right, I apologise to everyone. I should never have taken his bait, but I was drinking whiskey and listening to Sepultura so the testosterone was flowing.  Obviously they aren't the same person.  While there are unmistakable similarities, such as the overly adorned posts,  age range (late 40's-early 50's), and self appointed sense of superiority, that's probably about it. 

I would guess that Oversoul is female, has 5+ cats and lives in an apt surrounded by crystals, incense, and figurines of moon goddesses.  Hal is obviously male, has 5+ computers and lives in a basement surrounded by his mom's belonging's.

Dumb. You're on a roll.

[Eddie Coyle]

And I think John Mark Karr taught there prior to his gig in Thailand.

     Excellent creep reference! I think that cretin is now "Alexis Reich" and is allegedly living as a female. That son of a bitch was Bruce Jenner/David Gest creepy.

[McPhallus]

Back when he was a he and in the news, I weighed about 130 pounds and people kept telling me I looked like him.  It got pretty irritating after a while.

     Excellent creep reference! I think that cretin is now "Alexis Reich" and is allegedly living as a female. That son of a bitch was Bruce Jenner/David Gest creepy.

[Usagi]

I have a feeling Art may be done posting here. It's getting violent

The internet cesspool always ends up lapping up into everything eventually.  Fort Rock notwithstanding.


Oh well.  Miss you, Art.

[Agent : Orange]

... I was drinking whiskey and listening to Sepultura so the testosterone was flowing. 

It better have been Arise.

[guildnavigator]

Has anyone else made the connection between  Hal9000 and Oversoul?  Same basic forum name, ie they are the behind the scenes master of the ship, whether the rightful owners acknowledge it or not.  And their obsession with displaying their internet/computer prowess is obvious.  Hal lets us know he is awesome by googling someone's name  and oversoul is using all the things that were cool in the late 80's like emoticons,  text sizing, and text colouring.  It's pretty  obvious that some mid 80's wunderkind is multiposting on the sight.  Hate to break it to you guys. Any 10 year old now days can  program circles around you.

hey ButtSauger, are you sure you wanna poke a stick at the HAL dragon? Tee-Hee.

[MV/Liberace!]

I have a feeling Art may be done posting here. It's getting violent

that might be true, and it might not.  however, we were here for 4 years before art posted, and we'll be here long after he stops (if he does).

[morphiaflow]

I actually just got a raft of shit from some woman on Art's facebook page, where she basically posted, "Art, it would be nice if you'd actually say hi to the people on your page". The tone of that comment just really hit me the wrong way...like she was demanding that Art acknowledge her, like he owes her something. So I pretty much pointed out, Art's a busy man, he has a young family (which another poster took as me slamming the age of Art's wife--whatever), and it IS his page, and he will use it, comment on it and communicate with it when HE wants, and on HIS terms. And I pointed out that comments like hers, as well as the dozen-plus-posts from a bunch of people with all their pet conspiracy theories, expecting that they are going to be the ones who draw the "Old Art" out of his shell, are probably having the exact opposite effect, and that maybe she and others might want to cool it. 5000 people posting and screaming "Pay attention to ME, Art!" is probably not going to have a positive effect.


So I was accused of appointing myself Art's "spokesman" (something that was maybe sorta true for about 5 minutes a year or so ago, but not before or since), and when she didn't have a rational comeback to all of my points, she just said "whatever" and gave up. Ironic, that along with many of you I've been calling out certain others *coughFortRockcough* for ACTUALLY appointing themselves as Art's spokesman (I've made certain Art is aware of him btw, and this has been acknowledged). And then I'm accused of doing the exact same thing. Ah well.


There's no particular reason for this rather rambling screed, except to underscore the point that it's probably true: the more bickering, the more spam, and the more "pick ME, Art!" he sees, the less he IS likely to post. Which is a shame. A few people have to ruin it for everyone...

[Seamus Capone]

that might be true, and it might not.  however, we were here for 4 years before art posted, and we'll be here long after he stops (if he does).

I'd bet the bank that it *is* true. I'd be happy to be wrong, but I wouldn't blame him if he got turned off by some of the posts in this thread. JMO

[Blutsauger]

hey ButtSauger, are you sure you wanna poke a stick at the HAL dragon? Tee-Hee.

Hey look! You changed my name to "buttsauger"! Cause it has the word "butt" in it. And that's funny. If you are 12. The amount of cognitive development it took to come up with that pretty much answers my question about why you would fear some frail, inconsequential, shut in, with a link to Google and a credit card like Hal9000. 

I guess I'll ask it anyway. Why would you fear someone who did a quick online Google search and spent $19.95 to have one of the hundreds of search sites spew forth FR's dirty laundry. If you don't have anything on the net you're ashamed of, some amature like him can't expose your dirty secrets.  His most amazing coup was the pic of FR's house downloaded from Google earth.  Pardon me while I swoon in electronic worship.  Cause that's free for you and me to do too if we have the address. Which we could Google. For free.

Next thing you know, some poster calling  himself McPhallus will out himself as a skinny, crossdressing, pedophilic teacher.  This is one crazy forum.  I love it.

[McPhallus]

Hey Buttsucker!  Go fuck yourself, you tryhard, wannabe troll.

Hey look! You changed my name to "buttsauger"! Cause it has the word "butt" in it. And that's funny. If you are 12. The amount of cognitive development it took to come up with that pretty much answers my question about why you would fear some frail, inconsequential, shut in, with a link to Google and a credit card like Hal9000. 

I guess I'll ask it anyway. Why would you fear someone who did a quick online Google search and spent $19.95 to have one of the hundreds of search sites spew forth FR's dirty laundry. If you don't have anything on the net you're ashamed of, some amature like him can't expose your dirty secrets.  His most amazing coup was the pic of FR's house downloaded from Google earth.  Pardon me while I swoon in electronic worship.  Cause that's free for you and me to do too if we have the address. Which we could Google. For free.

Next thing you know, some poster calling  himself McPhallus will out himself as a skinny, crossdressing, pedophilic teacher.  This is one crazy forum.  I love it.

[Frys Girl]

Hey look! You changed my name to "buttsauger"! Cause it has the word "butt" in it. And that's funny. If you are 12. The amount of cognitive development it took to come up with that pretty much answers my question about why you would fear some frail, inconsequential, shut in, with a link to Google and a credit card like Hal9000. 

I guess I'll ask it anyway. Why would you fear someone who did a quick online Google search and spent $19.95 to have one of the hundreds of search sites spew forth FR's dirty laundry. If you don't have anything on the net you're ashamed of, some amature like him can't expose your dirty secrets.  His most amazing coup was the pic of FR's house downloaded from Google earth.  Pardon me while I swoon in electronic worship.  Cause that's free for you and me to do too if we have the address. Which we could Google. For free.

Next thing you know, some poster calling  himself McPhallus will out himself as a skinny, crossdressing, pedophilic teacher.  This is one crazy forum.  I love it.

I agree with McPhallus. Youre a buttsucker. Its funny that you found the butt pun lame after your 'youre good at computers so u gotta be a fat guy in a basement.' real original.....buzz off. I hope HAL finds your kiddie porn account.

[guildnavigator]

If you are 12. The amount of cognitive development it took...

Your breath smells like a sack of man-weiner. Shut up.


Also, F YO MAMMA.

[b_dubb]

A few people have to ruin it for everyone...

are you saying that people who are needy are a turn off? naahhhhhhh

[Blutsauger]

I agree with McPhallus. Youre a buttsucker. Its funny that you found the butt pun lame after your 'youre good at computers so u gotta be a fat guy in a basement.' real original.....buzz off. I hope HAL finds your kiddie porn account.

You hate me because I speak plainly and truthfully. Your lack of self confidence makes that threatening, but it doesn't have to be. Once you find your place in life you can relax and stop being so sensitive.

As for the kiddie porn account. He won't find one, because I don't have one. I am actualy attracted to tall, curvaceous blondes and dark haired goth chicks with well paying jobs. 

Hal9000 is the perfect candidate for the whole pedo thing. Lives with his mother, most likely a virgin ( I don't consider paying for it losing your virginity), and became super computer savvy in the 80's.  Let's face it. No one gave a shit about computers and the internet back then except UO fanatics and pedophiles searching for the bulletin boards with their kink. Yes, I do find it  a bit ironic that he is so against Fort Rock, since they share a common passion. I wouldn't be surprised if Hal9000 and Fort Rock were in some kind of relationship, and Hal was trying to destroy him now because it failed.

HAL outed himself in his first posts by joyously bouncing around and declaring that he knew how to zip files and convert them to mp3, etc. The things that people figured out how to do back then to share porn. Also, the fact that he had hundred's of gig's worth of info, meant that he was surrounded by external drives back then. In those days, you could only afford that if you lived in a structure other people were paying for.  I bet Hal9000 is the person who perfected the "tab out" so his mom wouldn't catch him whacking when she came down to put the clothes in the dryer.

As for McPhallus.....seriously, his name is McPhallus. If the best thing he could come up with for his forum name is Penis then I have a hard time believing he has anything intelligent to say. Ever.

I've got a few more shots of Jameson's to do. I hope you all have a safe and fun St Paddy's weekend.  Up the irons!

[Blutsauger]

Your breath smells like a sack of man-weiner. Shut up.


Also, F YO MAMMA.

Are you as
king me out? I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams, but I'm not gay. Nor would I play my beloved guitars thru a crappy ass Marshall.

[Frys Girl]

 

You hate me because I speak plainly and truthfully. Your lack of self confidence makes that threatening, but it doesn't have to be. Once you find your place in life you can relax and stop being so sensitive.

As for the kiddie porn account. He won't find one, because I don't have one. I am actualy attracted to tall, curvaceous blondes and dark haired goth chicks with well paying jobs. 

Hal9000 is the perfect candidate for the whole pedo thing. Lives with his mother, most likely a virgin ( I don't consider paying for it losing your virginity), and became super computer savvy in the 80's.  Let's face it. No one gave a shit about computers and the internet back then except UO fanatics and pedophiles searching for the bulletin boards with their kink. Yes, I do find it  a bit ironic that he is so against Fort Rock, since they share a common passion. I wouldn't be surprised if Hal9000 and Fort Rock were in some kind of relationship, and Hal was trying to destroy him now because it failed.

HAL outed himself in his first posts by joyously bouncing around and declaring that he knew how to zip files and convert them to mp3, etc. The things that people figured out how to do back then to share porn. Also, the fact that he had hundred's of gig's worth of info, meant that he was surrounded by external drives back then. In those days, you could only afford that if you lived in a structure other people were paying for.  I bet Hal9000 is the person who perfected the "tab out" so his mom wouldn't catch him whacking when she came down to put the clothes in the dryer.

As for McPhallus.....seriously, his name is McPhallus. If the best thing he could come up with for his forum name is Penis then I have a hard time believing he has anything intelligent to say. Ever.

I've got a few more shots of Jameson's to do. I hope you all have a safe and fun St Paddy's weekend.  Up the irons!

Every single post by you has sucked. Drink yourself blue. Stop obsessing about hal. Get a life. Go meet Fort Rock while youre at it.

[MV/Liberace!]

i don't understand the attacks on hal, to be honest.  what he's done is to illustrate to fort rock that he should rethink his idiotic online tactics.


fort rock (a.k.a. douglas stingley) deserves everything he's getting here.  this douche has been playing games with people on this forum for quite some time, and it's finally blowing up in his dumb pumpkin face.  as a side note, fort rock has reported hal's posts, requesting that they be removed.  they will not.


i have a plane to catch tomorrow.  i shall now retire.


p.s.  a simple google search for "douglas stingley" now brings this thread up on PAGE ONE.  way to go, asshole.  that should help on your next job search.

[McPhallus]

 
You hate me because I speak plainly and truthfully. Your lack of self confidence makes that threatening, but it doesn't have to be. Once you find your place in life you can relax and stop being so sensitive.

Cool story, bro.

No, it's because you posted a goofy theory about two other posters and got all butthurt when people shot you down.  And this whole thing started when you got pissy because Hal bashed one of your posts.  Get over it.  You're the one who needs to chill out.

And the thing about asshole computer guys?  I've met more than my share of them, but you obviously have issues in that area and are projecting that onto other people.

So, quit being a douche.

[guildnavigator]

Are you as
king me out? I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams, but I'm not gay. Nor would I play my beloved guitars thru a crappy ass Marshall.

How about the row of distressors, la-2as and the studer 2"? 1176? API legacy console? Would you play your "beloved" guitars through those? Do you even know what those are? You will probably never be in the same room as any of that shit.

I PLAY ON RECORDS BITCH.


"up the irons?"


Next time I'm engineering a record for Warner Brothers I'll let everyone know that buttsausage from the art bell thread doesn't play HIS beloved guitars through marshalls! You fuckin idiot.


"up the irons..."


You moronic douche toucher.



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[YNOT]

I have a theory...maybe fortrock has multiple personality disorder..buttsausage is his protective alter ego. Just a thought.

[BobGrau]

I have a theory...maybe fortrock has multiple personality disorder..buttsausage is his protective alter ego. Just a thought.

I think it was aliens.

[Harmness]

The internet is like junior high school.

[Marc.Knight]

You're right, I apologise to everyone. I should never have taken his bait, but I was drinking whiskey and listening to Sepultura so the testosterone was flowing.  Obviously they aren't the same person.  While there are unmistakable similarities, such as the overly adorned posts,  age range (late 40's-early 50's), and self appointed sense of superiority, that's probably about it. 

I would guess that Oversoul is female, has 5+ cats and lives in an apt surrounded by crystals, incense, and figurines of moon goddesses.  Hal is obviously male, has 5+ computers and lives in a basement surrounded by his mom's belonging's.

Quit cryin' like a baby.


Boy George The Crying Game - Copyright: Capitol Records (1992)

[Eddie Coyle]

The internet is like junior high school.

        Except junior high schoolers get laid more than "keyboard kommandos"

[Fly By Night]

        Except junior high schoolers get laid more than "keyboard kommandos"

I'm just shocked that no one has used the word "poopy" yet in some sort of insult.

[guildnavigator]

I'm just shocked that no one has used the word "poopy" yet in some sort of insult.

poopy-butt-slauber

[heater]

 
...dark haired goth chicks with well paying jobs.

If there was any question of your grip on reality I think the above quote clears that up nicely.  You saved HAL all kinds of work with it.  You might as well have said you were attracted to the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus.

[Eddie Coyle]

If there was any question of your grip on reality I think the above quote clears that up nicely.  You saved HAL all kinds of work with it.  You might as well have said you were attracted to the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus.

Higher likelihood of Santa or Easter Bunny appearing than "dark haired goth chicks with well paying jobs". Believe me, I've looked long and far...goth almost always automatically means "underemployed"