Art Bell

[NXOEED]

Keith needs several assistants to handle all the work

First order of business should be to build Art a fake message board that he can post to every time shit hits the fan so that it doesn't go out to thousands of people.

[RoseGirl]

But first: a serious question, and some music for listening while you read back into the thread.

I heard last night that 30 seconds (or less) of music is still free forever for anyone to use in any way. If that's so ... I could easily pick the perfect 29 seconds from my favorite songs! Short-attention-span is my new DJ.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLBhxZUkmU

hey good to see ya nbirnes. *big smile*

Don't you think Angel would be perfect to help out Art and Keith???

rosie

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

First order of business should be to build Art a fake message board that he can post to every time shit hits the fan so that it doesn't go out to thousands of people.

Art's new website is here:

www.artthoughts.gov.www/artthoughts

[nextgen.fm]

Art, we need you now more than ever...the country has gone insane...i'm glad you're coming back and glad you and Keith were able to keep things going!

[DesertFox]

You go away from this place for a little while and things blow up!  Then they don't.

[Dena81]

I've created a countdown clock.
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/art-bell-returns-20-july-2015-countdown-clock-0

To when the show starts or the next road block?

[nbirnes]

hey good to see ya nbirnes. *big smile*

Don't you think Angel would be perfect to help out Art and Keith???

rosie

Unclog your antennae and/or get on Skype right now. We have things to talk about. Such good things.

[aldousburbank]

FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:

REMEMBER THE FIELD MARSHALL AND THE COMMANDER OF THE SCORPION ARMY
CORP OF ENGINEERS GENERAL KEITH ROWLAND ARE UNDER A GREAT AMOUNT OF
STRESS! EXPECT SOME SPEEDBUMPS IN THE HIGHWAY TO THE DESTRUCTION OF
DAVE TWINKLETOES! THE VENOM IS LOADING ONTO UNITS AS WE SPEAK!

Is it just me or is the commander making a hella sense in this here post?

[RoseGirl]

Unclog your antennae and/or get on Skype right now. We have things to talk about. Such good things.

k....as long as you aren't live an on air. lol

be right there

[Coz]

Nice try. But I've got the resume to back that up.

[aldousburbank]

You go away from this place for a little while and things blow up!  Then they don't.

Man I hope they don't or do again. Or not.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Nice try. But I've got the resume to back that up.

It was a joke, Coz. Jeez.

[Diabhal]

Guys call me a realist but there's real problems in the world so I think Keith and Art should man the fuck up and do their internet stream podcast about shadowpeople.

[Coz]

It was a joke, Coz. Jeez.

I know.. I'm a little on edge worried about friends in Baltimore.

[DesertFox]

Man I hope they don't or do again. Or not.

Or something like that.

[aldousburbank]

Guys call me a realist but there's real problems in the world so I think Keith and Art should man the fuck up and do their internet stream podcast about shadowpeople.

May I suggest a good old fashioned game of Twister(tm)? Not the naked version. PJ's. It always helps me and mine get over little spats.

[chefist]

May I suggest a good old fashioned game of Twister(tm)? Not the naked version. PJ's. It always helps me and mine get over little spats.

Drunken Twister is even more fun and challenging!

[aldousburbank]

Drunken Twister is even more fun and challenging!

I thought that was a given. I mean otherwise, why would you be playing twister?

[lonevoice]

@Coz - You must admit that the avatar doesn't instill much confidence. 

Good thing Art had more information to rely on than what avatar someone chose on BellGab. Unlike the rest of us bomb throwers.

[nextgen.fm]

Art can you do a show tonight?

Thanks

[malachi.martini]

Ed Dames makes a prediction that actually comes true
Terrence McKenna comes back from the dead claiming that he was just on an extended DMT trip
JC starts drinkin' and pornicatin'
Richard Hoagland speaks a sentence that is not centered around him

Art does a show.

Nancy Birnes goes more than 20 minutes without telling you about the dumbest things her husband did and everything he's wrong about.

George snaps out of his waking coma, apologizes for being negligibly sentient and blanketing the night with incompetence, and retires.

[chefist]

I thought that was a given. I mean otherwise, why would you be playing twister?

Easy, playing with the Swedish womens bathing suit team! Hello...LOL

[Diabhal]

I have removed my pants since we last spoke. Let's twister.

[malachi.martini]

k....as long as you aren't live an on air. lol

be right there

[aldousburbank]

I know.. I'm a little on edge worried about friends in Baltimore.

Where's Zoo when you don't need him?

[MV/Liberace!]

This ride has done nothing, but make me wanna' barf... so far.

heh heh

[FortRock]

FROM THE SCORPION ARMY ARCHIVE IN TONOPAH, NEVADA:

MANY OF YOU ARE SO STRESSED OUT, YOU NEED TO CHILL!
AS YOU KNOW, I'M A STAR TREK FAN, HERE'S SOMETHING TO
HELP YOU MEDITATE THAT WORKS FOR ME! HERE ARE THE
WARP ENGINES OF THE USS-ENTERPRISE NCC-1701D IDLING
FOR 24 HOURS!! THIS LASTS FOR 24 HOURS! FUN, AMAZE
YOUR FRIENDS!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA

[aldousburbank]

THIS LASTS FOR 24 HOURS!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[ge30542]

I am glad that Keith has changed his mind, but I don't think I can take much more of this.

Agreed.

[kingotnw]

Friendship aspects aside.... Art would be better off without Rowland. Cyberspace has passed him by unfortunately. Art should hire someone who can do an outstanding job by 2015 standards, not by 1995 standards like Keith does. Art's horrifically outdated website design is practical proof of this problem.