Art Bell

[ManiacMatt]

O   M   G
Art Bell
I love you so much I personally don't care what you do!  Interview dry paint and I'll be in heaven.  Just be there because from the time you began to taper off through the announcement that YOU WILL return I have had a huge gaping unhealing hole in my heart that was also exacerbated years ago trying to listen to Dave who transmitted a virus that inflamed my heart to the point of a NDE where I met you out beyond the ozone and you said to me, "Go Back For One Day Shall Return," and I heard you and I listened and I'm here for you and for ANY monthly fee or any interview that you may get negative comments on or any break you need to rest your weary back just make sure you fill a pillowcase with 5 lbs. of uncooked rice and nuke it for 3 minutes, no more, just pull the bag out and shake it up and nuke it again for 30 second intervals until it feels hot enough and then place it behind your lower spine and butt and I think you'll find the chronicity of this condition responds well to the lovely moist heat though alternating with ice cold, soft gel packs can be effective as well.

Reported for giving Art advice about his back. 

[Northern Nights]

PROCESS DaveNot
BEGIN
IF Dave Or Snoory THEN
ArtBell = ArtBell+'1';
ELSIF ArtBell THEN
ArtBell = ArtBell;
END IF;
END PROCESS;

Good to see another old time computer programmer here.

[FortRock]

FROM SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA CONTROL

TO PAM J.

SUBJECT: ENTHUSIASM

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR VALUE THROUGH ENTHUSIASM, YOU HAVE BEEN MADE COLONIAL IN THE SCORPION ARMY.

[WOTR]

FROM SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA CONTROL

TO COLONIAL WOTR 1

SUBJECT: PREPAREDNESS

THE FIELD MARSHALL LIKES TO SURPRISE, JUST HOW READY IS THE HAWAIIAN STUDIO, REALLY?

Latest surveillance flights show nothing more than a gaping, unquenchable pit of suckage that defies all logic.

Translation: He could start broadcasting any moment...

[bateman]

FROM SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA CONTROL

TO PAM J.

SUBJECT: ENTHUSIASM

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR VALUE THROUGH ENTHUSIASM, YOU HAVE BEEN MADE COLONIAL IN THE SCORPION ARMY.

A what now?

[Pam J]

Reported for giving Art advice about his back.

😳

[Skunk Ape]

A what now?

Duh

[Pam J]

FROM SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA CONTROL

TO PAM J.

SUBJECT: ENTHUSIASM

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR VALUE THROUGH ENTHUSIASM, YOU HAVE BEEN MADE COLONIAL IN THE SCORPION ARMY.

😍😍😍
Colonial or Colonol < pronounced kurnell, Sir?

[jazmunda]

Duh

I actually think he was referring to someone from the 12 Colonies of Kobol.

[Pam J]

Just don't make me a descending Colon please Sir!?

[bateman]

Just don't make me a descending Colon please Sir!?

You get a free bottle of Colon Blow with membership though.

[b_dubb]

Laxibrew

[trust_no_one]

Now I see why we are called "vaguely lovable"...

[Northern Nights]

Anyone listening to U7 alternate stream?  It's a repeating loop and it's making me dizzy.

[Pam J]

You get a free bottle of Colon Blow with membership though.

mmmmm alright then!  I all over Colon Pam!🌟🌟🌟🌟
Love you Bateman!!! You my darling 😚 have an awesome radio personality

[WildCard]

Malachi Martin and Terence McKenna.
Guess I'll have to die to hear them again. Totally worth it!

Speaking of Christians and psychonauts, C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley died the same day. That's another conversation I'd die to hear.

I know a-lot of you don't like LMH, but she's a real journalist. Same deal with Jim Marrs.

Last but not least, Whitley. Don't judge him based on the DM interview alone. I know that sucked. He's was way too thin-skinned. But some of Art's best shows were him and Whit just talking like old friends.

Edit #17 - Peter Lavenda and/or Simon. 

[Paradox]

. . . Dare I say that ANYTHING that contains a combination of an engaged/knowledgeable host and a subject matter that allows us to "take a ride" into areas that constantly demonstrate that we live in a Universe of searching questions and infinite answers/possibilities. These are my favorite shows....   

Yah, that. 

[bateman]

mmmmm alright then!  I all over Colon Pam!🌟🌟🌟🌟
Love you Bateman!!! You my darling 😚 have an awesome radio personality

Thank yeeewwww, Pam. Your pair of J.P. Mucklestone brand Dark City bootyshorts are in the mail.

[Pam J]

Thank yeeewwww, Pam. Your pair of J.P. Mucklestone brand Dark City bootyshorts are in the mail.

🙈🙉🙊

[Pam J]

Mr. Bell meet Mr. Paulides 👍
Mr. Bell meet Mr. Carlson 👌
Mr. Bell meet Mr. MV 👏

[jazmunda]

🙈🙉🙊

What is this? Witchcraft?

[phrodo]

What is this? Witchcraft?

Maybe some special gif or emoticon that only shadow people can see?

[Pam J]

What is this? Witchcraft?

It's the Monkey Religion simply done.
🙈🙉🙊
See no evil
Hear no evil
Speak no evil

[Pam J]

Maybe some special gif or emoticon that only shadow people can see?

laughingMFAoff

[Pam J]

FROM SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA CONTROL

TO PAM J.

SUBJECT: ENTHUSIASM

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR VALUE THROUGH ENTHUSIASM, YOU HAVE BEEN MADE COLONIAL IN THE SCORPION ARMY.

I hope I can live up to the hat Sir.

[phrodo]

It's the Monkey Religion simply done.
🙈🙉🙊
See no evil
Hear no evil
Speak no evil

Reported for using illegal emticons!!

[Pam J]

Reported for using illegal emticons!!

Damn you people!!!
I had to log back in again just to say laughingMFAoff!!  Now I'm going to be late to return something to Walmart dammit!!!

[ItsOver]

It's so good to see the Art Bell thread dominating BellGab.  Dave Noorie who?

[HorrorReporter]

What in the world ever happened to Art Bell's Pizza Punch?

The product is almost unrecognizable today.

http://artbellspizzapunch.com/

This is how I remember it .. https://web.archive.org/web/20070320201200/http://www.artbellspizzapunch.com/

[cweb]

Favorite shows:

If he's still around Wayne Green, and his list of "50 books you're crazy if you don't read" updated for 2015 hopefully.
Bonnie Crystal (caves)
That guy with the Chronovisor machine for talking to the dead.

I believe Mr. Green passed away a couple years ago, sadly. I enjoyed his talks with Art too.

May the Flmjirgindy be with him.