Art Bell

[elbee]

The problem with un-moderated forums, where losers like Falkie and White Crow can ruin every thread is, very much like some other forums I have know,

People LEAVE

[CampsieNP]

falkie... if you're going to post images, use the [img] tag or don't post images at all.  there's no need for you to attach two random and useless images at the end of every post you submit.  you used to attach far more than two images at the end of each post until i lowered the limit, so i'm guessing if you could do 30, you would.  i've asked you multiple times now NOT TO DO THIS.  these images take up space on the server and then get included in weekly backups of the forum which is already a huge amount of data every week.  i'm now going to go delete every attachment you've ever submitted ever ever.

also, you are SILL FUCKING REPLYING TO THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CUNT ASS FUCKING SHIT STAIN PM NOTIFICATION EMAILS YOU DUMMY!  I AM SO TIRED OF FINDING THESE IN MY EMAIL INBOX.  YOUR THICK SKULL IS BEGINNING TO SEVERELY AGITATE ME AND FROM NOW ON I WILL PUBLICLY POST EACH OF THESE SO PEOPLE WILL SEE BOTH THE MESSAGE THAT WAS SENT TO YOU AND YOUR REPLY TO THAT PERSON.  THIS MAKES THE FOURTH OR FIFTH TIME I'VE ASKED YOU TO STOP.  i don't know what else to do.  you're just so fucking thick skulled and oblivious to anything that might deviate from muscle memory.

heh heh.

[CampsieNP]

Popple, I'm concerned about Falkies future lucrative music/singing career. These accusations are concerning but not uncommon to rising stars in the industry. Rattling the cages, that's an Art Bell move.

In all seriousness MV, kick him or don't. My vote would be NO. Falkie should stay. You own the site...

My God, you people are funny.

[pyewacket]

I think Falkie may be the greatest troll the internet has ever seen. I mean seriously, no one is that fucked up.

You don't get out much, do you Coaster? 

[elbee]

EMVEE is too soft, which is nice, but fat fuck heads like falkie take advantage of that

Dont feed the trolls

Ignore him

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The problem with un-moderated forums, where losers like Falkie and White Crow can ruin every thread is, very much like some other forums I have know,

People LEAVE

If they leave, sadly they weren't Bellgab material in the first place.  The Scorpion Army needs some sort of weeding process.

[wr250]

If they leave, sadly they weren't Bellgab material in the first place.  The Scorpion Army needs some sort of weeding process.

fixed

[MV/Liberace!]

If they leave, sadly they weren't Bellgab material in the first place.

That's how I've always seen it. To those who leave in a flurry of butthurt, I say SEE YA.

[MV/Liberace!]

EMVEE is too soft, which is nice, but fat fuck heads like falkie take advantage of that

Dont feed the trolls

Ignore him

I never really saw falkie as a troll so much as just a mindnumbingly frustrating shut in who has no life skills.

[wr250]

I never really saw falkie as a troll so much as just a mindnumbingly frustrating shut in who has no life skills.

at least hes not a mindnumbing fumblegums hosting a national radio show , oh wait that one posts  here too...
trying again
at least hes not a mindnumbing ,socially inept, neckbeard with no people skills. oh wait thats me ...

[elbee]

There's no butthurt Michael. Just boredom.  You see, unlike Falkie, a lot of us bellgab users have real lives and hobbies that dont involve sitting in our hoarder state funded pizza nest waiting for the next attention score.  No offence to your lifestyle falkie, there are some (deranged) women who would love to go out on a date, I mean, be beaten and tied to a radiator while a fat guy masterbates in his own shit to an art bell post.

Fuck you falkie

[FightTheFuture]

   My PTSD from being a shop steward is flaring up. Having to deal with roughly 3 dozen Falkies on an hourly basis. The USPS was a magnet for that type of idiosyncrasy.

  "What day does Memorial Day fall on next year? Will I be forced in?

   "A monday, it's always a fucking monday.If you want that day off, bid to an area where you'd have seniority. But it's August, now-why are you asking?   Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzus"

     Imagine what Art's fan mail looks like?

LMAO ^^^^

Man, can I ever relate! Many years ago, in another life, in a universe far far away, I ran a very successful strip club, which entailed having to deal with roughly three dozen prima donnas, who may, or may not, be on drugs at any given time.

Typical for a night, I'd have 3 girls threaten to quit -- after making about a grand each that night -- because the toilet paper in the bathroom was too rough. 

It was either go insane, or find Jesus. I, thankfully, chose the latter. Although, there are those that would disagree and swear it was the former lol. 

[wr250]

LMAO ^^^^

Man, can I ever relate! Many years ago, in another life, in a universe far far away, I ran a very successful strip club, which entailed having to deal with roughly three dozen prima donnas, who may, or may not, be on drugs at any given time.

Typical for a night, I'd have 3 girls threaten to quit -- after making about a grand each that night -- because the toilet paper in the bathroom was too rough. 

It was either go insane, or find Jesus. I, thankfully, chose the latter. Although, there are those that would disagree and swear it was the former lol. 

not both?

[FightTheFuture]

not both?

That camp does exist.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Please post all of them, MV.

I need this. We need this.

Poll ?

[ACE of CLUBS]

Popple, I'm concerned about Falkies future lucrative music/singing career. These accusations are concerning but not uncommon to rising stars in the industry. Rattling the cages, that's an Art Bell move.

In all seriousness MV, kick him or don't. My vote would be NO. Falkie should stay. You own the site...

Poll ?

[aldousburbank]

LMAO ^^^^

Man, can I ever relate! Many years ago, in another life, in a universe far far away, I ran a very successful strip club, which entailed having to deal with roughly three dozen prima donnas, who may, or may not, be on drugs at any given time.

Typical for a night, I'd have 3 girls threaten to quit -- after making about a grand each that night -- because the toilet paper in the bathroom was too rough. 

It was either go insane, or find Jesus. I, thankfully, chose the latter. Although, there are those that would disagree and swear it was the former lol.

Random awesome post of the month?

[Eddie Coyle]

LMAO ^^^^

Man, can I ever relate! Many years ago, in another life, in a universe far far away, I ran a very successful strip club, which entailed having to deal with roughly three dozen prima donnas, who may, or may not, be on drugs at any given time.

Typical for a night, I'd have 3 girls threaten to quit -- after making about a grand each that night -- because the toilet paper in the bathroom was too rough. 

It was either go insane, or find Jesus. I, thankfully, chose the latter. Although, there are those that would disagree and swear it was the former lol.

       In my case, insanity found me first. As somebody who attended mostly unsuccessful strib clubs, I imagine the diva behavior at a successful one would be annoying as holy hell. But we're talking Massachusetts and Rhode Island, where these broads had few other options. A "9" in Boston or Providence is probably a 4 in California or Florida. Or a 7 in Afghanistan.

       Falkie's mind in the body of a Hawaiian Tropic girl. Dear Lord.

[WhiteCrow]

The problem with un-moderated forums, where losers like Falkie and White Crow can ruin every thread is, very much like some other forums I have know,

People LEAVE

Oh my... that's a bit of an exaggeration, I'm very selective with the threads that I choose to ruin.
I don't go stink'in up the Political and Dave threads, they seem to be offensive enough without me.

[WhiteCrow]

As somebody who attended mostly unsuccessful strib clubs, I imagine the diva behavior at a successful one would be annoying as holy hell. But we're talking Massachusetts and Rhode Island, where these broads had few other options.

Broads...  A+  context and useage

[Daggit]

Oh my... that's a bit of an exaggeration, I'm very selective with the threads that I choose to ruin.
I don't go stink'in up the Political and Dave threads, they seem to be offensive enough without me.

How much did you actually pay MV to get unbanned?

I'll contribute to banish you again. You've actually posted in here more than Falkie with posts all about Falkie and hence you are perpetuating this off topic bullshit. Falkie's not a troll he just attracts them and you sir are the leader of the pack.

[WhiteCrow]

There's no butthurt Michael. Just boredom.  You see, unlike Falkie, a lot of us bellgab users have real lives and hobbies that dont involve sitting in our hoarder state funded pizza nest waiting for the next attention score.  No offence to your lifestyle falkie, there are some (deranged) women who would love to go out on a date, I mean, be beaten and tied to a radiator while a fat guy masterbates in his own shit to an art bell post.

Fuck you falkie

So what exactly was going through your head, when you posted the above? ...To degrade yourself or Falkie?
OK I got the message, enough with the world of Falkie in Art's thread, the e-tards can't cope with juxtapose postings.

Art, please throw us a bone, we're dying here tonight.
(smiley face with handgun pointed at temple) 

[Art Bell]

No news yet. The deal is actively being worked on by both sides, I will let you all know the moment we have a deal because until that time THOSE PEOPLE would screw with it. For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

[WhiteCrow]

How much did you actually pay MV to get unbanned?
I'll contribute to banish you again.

Now that's a marvelous idea... A way to raise funds for Bellgab!!! 
Start a separate thread and see if you get any donations from Bellgab members, to get me banned again... I'm all in!

[b_dubb]

LMAO ^^^^

Man, can I ever relate! Many years ago, in another life, in a universe far far away, I ran a very successful strip club, which entailed having to deal with roughly three dozen prima donnas, who may, or may not, be on drugs at any given time.

Typical for a night, I'd have 3 girls threaten to quit -- after making about a grand each that night -- because the toilet paper in the bathroom was too rough. 

It was either go insane, or find Jesus. I, thankfully, chose the latter. Although, there are those that would disagree and swear it was the former lol.

There were other options:
1) Upgrade the toilet paper
2) install a bidet

A stripper needs to know that they've gotten ALL the mud off their bumper when the curtain rises and the panties drop.

[wr250]

No news yet. The deal is actively being worked on by both sides, I will let you all know the moment we have a deal because until that time THOSE PEOPLE would screw with it. For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

ARt thanks for the update

[WhiteCrow]

No news yet.  For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

Thanks Art. 

nan nana nanna... Falkie gets another Art endorsement... 'I'm ALL IN' with Falkie again!

Yikes... I call... a no fair, if Art donates to send me to the cornfield me again     

[Heather Wade]

No news yet. The deal is actively being worked on by both sides, I will let you all know the moment we have a deal because until that time THOSE PEOPLE would screw with it. For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

Thank you for the update.  Our weirdness shall never fade. 

[jazmunda]

No news yet. The deal is actively being worked on by both sides, I will let you all know the moment we have a deal because until that time THOSE PEOPLE would screw with it. For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

Thanks for the update. Save us.

[IcicleTrepan]

No news yet. The deal is actively being worked on by both sides, I will let you all know the moment we have a deal because until that time THOSE PEOPLE would screw with it. For all I know they have already tried to steal Falkie away for their bumpers.

I love this board, never change.

Art

Hear that guys?  Art loves us!