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« Reply #111540 on: October 19, 2020, 05:36:06 AM »
« Reply #111539 on: Today at 03:33:23 »

Ten seconds away, Punylings. Art transmits, that some of you ought to pull your heads out of your asses, while simultaneously exhorting me to encourage a select few to keep them there. This "One Foot In Each World" shit is for the fuckin' birds, I'll tell ya.

This is the same obsequious faggot who said that Snoory "gets it", so, you know--take these messages with a grain of salt. Don't shoot me! My life is already promised to whores!

Art Bell
« Reply #111541 on: October 19, 2020, 07:04:04 AM »
I remember when you turbo-kikes were talking about him like he was a going concern. I remember some of you fucknards actually exhorting me to listen to him! The Ministry Of Truth has clearly dropped the ball on this one.

That's too bad.

Nobody was defending chunga except maybe what later became the annoying Elderly ballhaven cat lady craft circle.

We correctly identified him as 50% failed morning zoo DJ and 50% creepy 35 year old youth pastor With frosted tips trying to 7th season sitcom character addition himself into an established but rapidly decaying Art Bell guest where he couldn’t be more out of place or unwelcome.

 
 
 

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« Reply #111542 on: October 19, 2020, 07:15:39 AM »
We correctly identified him as 50% failed morning zoo DJ and 50% creepy 35 year old youth pastor With frosted tips trying to 7th season sitcom character addition himself into an established but rapidly decaying Art Bell guest where he couldn’t be more out of place or unwelcome.

Is this supposed to be worse than Snoory? Plausible--I guess.

Nevertheless, no one told me that he died a week before I registered here until, like, three days ago. I will be honest--no one tells me anything: not rave locations, wedding invitations, nor tax-saving tips--but, you retcon fags are adorable. Semper fi

Art Bell
« Reply #111543 on: October 19, 2020, 10:28:02 AM »
Is this supposed to be worse than Snoory? Plausible--I guess.

Nevertheless, no one told me that he died a week before I registered here until, like, three days ago. I will be honest--no one tells me anything: not rave locations, wedding invitations, nor tax-saving tips--but, you retcon fags are adorable. Semper fi

Do you ever wonder why?

Art Bell
« Reply #111544 on: October 19, 2020, 12:23:57 PM »
Do you ever wonder why?

Not since I found out that I am a nigger, no. That hidden fact has explained much.


Have fun without me, Kids. You deserve it.

Art Bell
« Reply #111545 on: October 30, 2020, 11:19:33 PM »

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« Reply #111546 on: October 31, 2020, 01:42:41 AM »
Not since I found out that I am a nigger, no. That hidden fact has explained much.


Have fun without me, Kids. You deserve it.

Take a good look at yourself in that mirror that you sniff your tweak off of next time and think about who you are.

Art Bell
« Reply #111547 on: October 31, 2020, 01:46:39 AM »
Take a good look at yourself in that mirror that you sniff your tweak off of next time and think about who you are.

 ;D

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« Reply #111548 on: November 01, 2020, 02:59:32 AM »

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« Reply #111549 on: November 11, 2020, 08:07:38 AM »

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« Reply #111550 on: November 11, 2020, 07:30:12 PM »
Turns out Art is alive and well, and seems to be settling in well at his new job of running Youtube.

Art Bell
« Reply #111551 on: November 11, 2020, 07:30:39 PM »
Turns out Art is alive and well, and seems to be settling in well at his new job of running Youtube.

He's a sly one!

Art Bell
« Reply #111552 on: November 11, 2020, 07:42:43 PM »
Turns out Art is alive and well, and seems to be settling in well at his new job of running Youtube.

This is terrible... I genuinely conflated Arts "awesome but quitty" M.O. with Noorys "consistently fucks up everything he touches" theme.

Art Bell
« Reply #111553 on: November 11, 2020, 11:49:28 PM »
Turns out Art is alive and well, and seems to be settling in well at his new job of running Youtube.

Let me know when he retires in a few weeks

Art Bell
« Reply #111554 on: November 22, 2020, 10:24:31 AM »
I heard a Bell show I'd never heard, or even heard of, last night.  The guest called himself "Single 7" and claimed to be a "Keto ag" time traveler from 2061.  His original mission had been to find heat resistant grains to withstand the increased temperature of the Earth, raised to kill invading space aliens.
His big picture story was global warming was a product of other time travelers from his time, but he had gone rogue for moral reasons.  Bell ate this up.

As time traveler callers/guests go, this guy was the best I ever heard on C2C.  He story was far better than that of John Titor.  A far as I can tell, however, he did not make any return appearances.

Art Bell
« Reply #111555 on: November 22, 2020, 11:54:53 AM »
I heard a Bell show I'd never heard, or even heard of, last night.  The guest called himself "Single 7" and claimed to be a "Keto ag" time traveler from 2061.  His original mission had been to find heat resistant grains to withstand the increased temperature of the Earth, raised to kill invading space aliens.
His big picture story was global warming was a product of other time travelers from his time, but he had gone rogue for moral reasons.  Bell ate this up.

As time traveler callers/guests go, this guy was the best I ever heard on C2C.  He story was far better than that of John Titor.  A far as I can tell, however, he did not make any return appearances.
Listed as 1998-07-30 on the "archive." But on the "list" doesn't show it as that date but other internet archives do. Due to replays and such sometimes the dates get confused.

Anyone know a site to get Dr.Napoleon Chagnon 12-22-97 Amazon Tribes show? Doesn't appear in the archive.

Art Bell
« Reply #111556 on: November 22, 2020, 11:55:52 AM »
I love the smell of calendar & scheduling inquiries in the morning.

Art Bell
« Reply #111557 on: November 22, 2020, 11:57:25 AM »
His big picture story was global warming was a product of other time travelers from his time, but he had gone rogue for moral reasons.  Bell ate this up.

Welcome to Amateur Hour.


I heard a Bell show I'd never heard, or even heard of, last night.

Buckle up, Buttercup.

Art Bell
« Reply #111558 on: November 27, 2020, 02:42:58 AM »

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« Reply #111559 on: November 30, 2020, 12:11:57 PM »
I miss Art Bell.

There. I said it.  F*ck you if you don't like it.

Art Bell
« Reply #111560 on: November 30, 2020, 12:14:35 PM »
I miss Art Bell.

There. I said it.  F*ck you if you don't like it.

Heather killed art bell.... That's what I heard... It could very well be a rumor.