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« Reply #111510 on: September 08, 2020, 11:52:16 PM »
Just for funz I read the first 15 pages of the live thread from Art’s return to the air on MITD. It was a different time my friends.
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=8168.0

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« Reply #111511 on: September 08, 2020, 11:57:45 PM »
Otis, the town drunk, was.  Go figure.

I’m pretty sure Ernest T had a wife as well.



He might’ve fit in pretty good in Portland too. ;)

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« Reply #111512 on: September 09, 2020, 12:01:00 AM »
Just for funz I read the first 15 pages of the live thread from Art’s return to the air on MITD. It was a different time my friends.
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=8168.0
It almost seems like a different dimension.




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« Reply #111513 on: September 09, 2020, 12:16:40 AM »
I like it! MV though has already his AI who has copywritten- and submitted- our plots. And a certain joo, untainted by #metoo, has secured funding by some more tainted #dontchoppeopleupforoil funding for this movie. That apparently will be a franchise.  :( They liked the idea of targeting older audiences with youthful ideals for retirees with expendable income. Since no more economy in kids who don't want to drive, work, or go to movies and to whom everything will offend.

I suppose you are right but it will still have to be a reality-tv show, marketed as senior fantasy, starring us -- who else would they get for this unlikely scenario?  My dad can be the petty king of Portage Bay, Halfdan the Wooly-Headed, Trumpet Man will be Heimdal of course, and I will be the bard Olav the Silken-Thighed.  And these vikings will have horns!

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« Reply #111514 on: September 09, 2020, 02:44:34 AM »
Haha I have no idea Dad has never touched a drop in his life.

I have great admiration in my head and my heart for such individuals--and not merely because their teetotal vigilance has left just that little bit more available for me. Hopefully he isn't touching any CBD-RSO 90d either, because I'd like all that for myself. I'd like that now, please.

And not merely because I'm going to shoot it up my ass--no, I really would like to give to a friend. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT NOW. ROLL THE DICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR FATHER'S DRUGS. WHERE ARE THEY? FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY, I'LL FIND THEM MYSELF. WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? DO YOU KNOW I CAN FIND A PLACE ALONG THE WAY WHERE I CAN GET SOME COUGH SYRUP?

WAIT, WAIT--DOES YOUR DAD HAVE ANY COUGH SYRUP?

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« Reply #111515 on: September 09, 2020, 05:09:06 AM »

;D

Good Lord. lol

Hot.

Thelma Lou was one happy lady.


You think she's happy, I finally just saw a whole bunch of people use the Quote button correctly in a row. I'm ecstatic. Some folks said it couldn't be done, but I say: hammer that fucker.


Also, just today, that was the exact same guy that checked my ID at the weed store. Except more ink and a different face. Well, head, really, but that was Barney, I'd spot him anywhere. He got an "aw, shucks" grin on his face, because I was honestly complimenting the work--dude had ink from eyelids to knuckles, it was wicked--and he could tell I wasn't shitting around or trying to hit on him, which is nice, because he really was tatted up like a Taco Bell burrito wrapper and I just couldn't take him home to Mom, or to the library without making lil' ol' ladies clutch at their pearls lest they fall over in a dead faint.

Small world.

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« Reply #111516 on: September 09, 2020, 05:12:09 AM »
Use them to help the alert elders to escape the "nursing home."

I was thinking, lose all the bags on a hazy Thursday afternoon in a tragic, slow-motion, unmanned hot air balloon targeting system accident somewhere over Dallas. Or anywhere, really, just not where Grapefruit may or may not be sunbathing--rumours to the contrary, I do not wish her to come smelling of piss.

That's not just company policy, it's a personal ethics choice. Watersports are best kept fresh.

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« Reply #111517 on: September 09, 2020, 05:26:26 AM »
neat things like grab-hand and soft voice:" when are you going to marry her" (when married a long time but still thought girlfirend not wife.)

Moments like these are amongst those that make Life worth living and why I'm still around.

4) the aluminum thing I've heard before. Also that certain anti-cholesterol drugs and 'fake butter' etc actually is bad because the brain needs 'good' cholesterol. So eat your sardines and eggs.  ;)

Wilcock was talking about something called "Activator X" that exists in greater concentrations in certain food stuffs, and he rattled off a list of things that I have come to subsist as exclusively as possible on over my years of reading food labels. I know nothing about "Activators"--*cough cough*--in this context, but the idea seemed sound to me at that point, and then because it came from Wilcock: INTO THE WOODCHIPPER IT WENT. As far as getting rid of aluminum--it's in fucking everything. It's in the air. Who thought that was a good idea? Assholes, that's who. Anyway since we're swimming in a soup of aluminum and not instantly dying, it must be something we can tolerate a fair amount of. Neverthless, I want that shit gone, so I've been filtering it out of the water I drink for several years now. That can't hurt, likely is going to help, and ought be done by anyone with a pulse. Fluoride I have found to be less of concern because I traded some fingernail clippings to a wizard who hooked me up with an anti-fluoride talisman. A worthwhile investment, and one that I wished I'd had back in 'Nam.

5) [...] This is important for everyone, actually. Avoid less mess or family troubles after death or if incapacitated.

Also--and this might be hard to arrange--but if you have any notion that your surviving relatives might be incredibly, obscenely, blisteringly stupid and are going to end up costing you $146 million dollars, assume that they will. Some people are always trying to keep the half-blood mongrels down, and even if they aren't, it's good practice in contingency planning.

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« Reply #111518 on: September 09, 2020, 05:38:19 AM »
Art “ate a lightbulb” on MITD one night. It was riveting radio.

Not the best way to get rid of evidence, but--back in 'Nam, it was all we had.

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« Reply #111519 on: September 09, 2020, 11:50:05 AM »
Otis, the town drunk, was.  Go figure.

 :o

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« Reply #111520 on: September 09, 2020, 03:46:00 PM »
Hot.

You could use that as a template for those tats you were considering a few weeks ago.  Still recommend Henna Ink for it though...

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« Reply #111521 on: September 14, 2020, 08:52:13 PM »
It seems like someone should produce a documentary on Art Bell.

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« Reply #111522 on: September 14, 2020, 08:58:07 PM »
It seems like someone should produce a documentary on Art Bell.

It seems like there aren't enough sniper bullets available. Rounds are gettin' scarce.

Art Bell
« Reply #111523 on: September 15, 2020, 02:02:49 AM »
My money is on bisexual chicks.




... how am I doing, Robert?

This is exciting, isn't it? PPFGASickTET