George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Not to be confused with Studio 51, Where the aliens do miles of coke and disco the night away....

This made me lol.

[NoMoreNoory]

Those page numbers mean something only to people who have 30-post page breaks. Some people are set for 20 posts per page, and I believe smoe might be set for more than 30. So, literally, YMMV from theirs. But most of us I think are set for 30 posts per page. And for them the magic point will be 20 posts into page 667.

Always possible, too, that the page to fear will be 668, the number of The Beast's next-door neighbour.......

[popple]

BTW, if anyone is into a li'l more Jorch torture (Jorture?) once in awhile he'll do a pre-show chat with the Los Angeles affiliate (KFI AM 640) about 10 mins before C2C begins. Spoiler alert: it's just as bad as anything he does. He even sucks at simple patter!

Is this a part of the "show prep" he talks about? Nothin like a practice run to get warmed up.

[Sardondi]

Always possible, too, that the page to fear will be 668, the number of The Beast's next-door neighbour.......

It's only fair that this made me lol, but then so did Eddie Coyle's dead-Marvin-Gaye joke...which I immediately counseled myself was inappropriate, and hereby promise to submit to group therapication for niceness.

[ziznak]

    "The last 45 heard by Marvin Gaye?"

      "His father's"

       George Noory Sucks.

hehehe good one.

[ItsOver]

BTW, if anyone is into a li'l more Jorch torture (Jorture?) once in awhile he'll do a pre-show chat with the Los Angeles affiliate (KFI AM 640) about 10 mins before C2C begins. Spoiler alert: it's just as bad as anything he does. He even sucks at simple patter!

Is this a part of the "show prep" he talks about? Nothin like a practice run to get warmed up.

10 minutes of "show prep" sounds about right.  Doesn't Jorch say it's around 8 hours of "show prep" for each show?  In "Noory time," 10 minutes must seem to be 8 hours or longer.  At least it is for anybody listening to him.

[lordofinsanity]

10 minutes of "show prep" sounds about right.  Doesn't Jorch say it's around 8 hours of "show prep" for each show?  In "Noory time," 10 minutes must seem to be 8 hours or longer.  At least it is for anybody listening to him.

LMAO!! I know exactly how that feels! We all do 
BTW, my new avatar is kinda freakin' me out....what ya'll think?

[Kaiborg]

BTW, if anyone is into a li'l more Jorch torture (Jorture?) once in awhile he'll do a pre-show chat with the Los Angeles affiliate (KFI AM 640) about 10 mins before C2C begins. Spoiler alert: it's just as bad as anything he does. He even sucks at simple patter!

You ever get the feeling that Tim Conway jr. also knows how much of a nincompoop Jorch is?  I definitely get the feeling that Wayne Resnick (the Sunday guy), gets it.

[mombird3]

I just looked at my Facebook page. There is a Cost to Coast general post about suggestions for the show. There are three people who clearly state that they do not like what the show has become under George Noory. This is the first time in 2 years that this has ever happened. I thin all of you have rattled George's cage? I have never seen anything like this before.

[zeebo]

10 minutes of "show prep" sounds about right.  Doesn't Jorch say it's around 8 hours of "show prep" for each show?  In "Noory time," 10 minutes must seem to be 8 hours or longer.  At least it is for anybody listening to him.

Maybe he's caught in some kind of personal black hole where a short amount of time for him is experienced by us relativistically as an interminable duration.  It would also help explain the weird slow-motion garbled sounds we hear him speak.  Perhaps too many pizza rolls eaten at extreme temperatures caused a collapse in spacetime.

[Immy]

Whoa! The KFI pre-show chat was about Art. IIRC Conway asked Jorch if he was friends with Art, which sounded like it caught him off guard. He said "Well...we're different." He went on to say Art gave him "one word" of advice when he took over - "Don't copy me." One word, huh Jorch?  : Conway then asked if he ever visited Art's place in Pahrump and he said no. Then Jorch said Art's version of the show had a more limited scope, which is why he's taken it in the direction he has, adding "You can't just talk about the paranormal every night." Huh??

Then Conway and another guy chatted in awe about Jorch always showing up at 2pm everyday. The ol' 8 hours of prep line came out again and he said Jorch was his favorite C2C host. But in a great Freudian slip moment, Conway accidentally called him Art as the segment ended.   

[somatichypermutation]

Whoa! The KFI pre-show chat was about Art. IIRC Conway asked Jorch if he was friends with Art, which sounded like it caught him off guard. He said "Well...we're different." He went on to say Art gave him "one word" of advice when he took over - "Don't copy me." One word, huh Jorch?  : Conway then asked if he ever visited Art's place in Pahrump and he said no. Then Jorch said Art's version of the show had a more limited scope, which is why he's taken it in the direction he has, adding "You can't just talk about the paranormal every night." Huh??

Then Conway and another guy chatted in awe about Jorch always showing up at 2pm everyday. The ol' 8 hours of prep line came out again and he said Jorch was his favorite C2C host. But in a great Freudian slip moment, Conway accidentally called him Art as the segment ended. 

Wow, we have to find that on youtube or online somewhere, it is not posted yet.

[Morgus]

Then Jorch said Art's version of the show had a more limited scope, which is why he's taken it in the direction he has, adding "You can't just talk about the paranormal every night." Huh??

that just shows that Noory never listened to Art's shows over the years.
Art had far more variety and many non-paranormal topics, plus lots of open lines.
Art had lots of politics on in the early 90s too.
Plus Art did 5 full hours a night during the week unlike Noory who can't even handle 4 hours on many Fridays.

[somatichypermutation]

that just shows that Noory never listened to Art's shows over the years.
Art had far more variety and many non-paranormal topics, plus lots of open lines.
Art had lots of politics on in the early 90s too.
Plus Art did 5 full hours a night during the week unlike Noory who can't even handle 4 hours on many Fridays.

Absolutely.  Art's first hour many nights had more variety than George's whole show most nights.

[McPhallus]

I would expect more such comments from Noory (and perhaps even Ian and John B.) now that Art has made his feelings known about the current state of the show.

Whoa! The KFI pre-show chat was about Art. IIRC Conway asked Jorch if he was friends with Art, which sounded like it caught him off guard. He said "Well...we're different." He went on to say Art gave him "one word" of advice when he took over - "Don't copy me." One word, huh Jorch?  : Conway then asked if he ever visited Art's place in Pahrump and he said no. Then Jorch said Art's version of the show had a more limited scope, which is why he's taken it in the direction he has, adding "You can't just talk about the paranormal every night." Huh??

Then Conway and another guy chatted in awe about Jorch always showing up at 2pm everyday. The ol' 8 hours of prep line came out again and he said Jorch was his favorite C2C host. But in a great Freudian slip moment, Conway accidentally called him Art as the segment ended. 

[Morgus]

Weird - It sounded like some morse code there for a minute, but Noory didn't mention it and went on talking with his guest...

[michio]

Weird - It sounded like some morse code there for a minute, but Noory didn't mention it and went on talking with his guest...

It was Morse code, but what the message said I couldn't tell you.  I'd bet Art could.

[ManiacMatt]

It was a message to Art, as they knew he would understand the morse code.  It said Art please come back, George Noory sucks.

[popple]

Then Jorch said Art's version of the show had a more limited scope, which is why he's taken it in the direction he has, adding "You can't just talk about the paranormal every night." Huh??

Yes, the masses were begging for more turmeric & angel talk! Art deprived us for so long.

It was Morse code, but what the message said I couldn't tell you.  I'd bet Art could.

I didn't hear these beeps, but it probably translates into something like "YOU'RE GOING DOWN SNOORGASM!"

[ziznak]

BYAAAAND BLEEEF on my smartphone and then on my BIG SCREEEN??? say it ain't sooooo!!!!  I can hear the cat lady's at the best buy tech counter now.

[mombird3]

 George Noory thinks Angels and termeric and the Numbers Lady are what is a cutting edge in radio broadcasting. Boring!
That R F I D person is a quack too. I saw a magazine artical about them, there is no spying. I do not care who knows what brand I buy at Wal Mart or the Supermarket. So I buy jeans at WalMart, who cares if they are blue or black. Real paranoid if you ask me.

[NoMoreNoory]

Another burst of beeps.....

[PB the Deplorable]

... Then Conway and another guy chatted in awe about Jorch always showing up at 2pm everyday. The ol' 8 hours of prep line came out again...

So George shows up at 2 for his 10pm show.   Is he claiming he punches in at 2 and spends every moment prepping for the show until 10?

After subtracting a couple hours for dinner, there's the typical time wasting corporate staff meetings, review of ratings, checking in with his agent, kissing up to execs, reading emails, getting coffee, small talk with the various staff members, catching up on celeb gossip, however much effort he puts into his other endeavors like Ancient Aliens, Bee On Bleef, trying to get other shows and probably movie roles, personal calls and bathroom breaks, reviewing and voicing commercials, doing interviews and attending to the business end of Coast - doesn't that leave about 10 minutes for show prep?  If that?

If he were actually somewhat prepared for the shows, he wouldn't feel the need to lie about it.

[mombird3]

In his dreams he gets to prep 8 hours.

[somatichypermutation]

He thinks showing up his prep. He has talked previously that his only prep was over dinner with his producer, so he contradicts himself one more time.

Fine Art stream has a great story on transplants on now.  Proof Noory is wrong again, Art had a broad show.

[ziznak]

this guest just suggested that coast to coast be available in the middle east??? seriously??? lets give them even more reasons to hate on us.

[NoMoreNoory]

How many times did Doughboy ask his guests directly if they thought the State Department was planning to release Rahman? Each time, he got the same answer. No. Yet right to the end of the show, he continues to insist that this is the 'huuuge' story he's breaking tonight. His capacity for self-delusion is truly limitless

[GuerrillaUnReal]

What was I listening to tonight? Is the Nooron trying to do right-wing radio because he realizes he'll never be as popular as Art was in his format? God damn, tuned in for a few minutes tonight and heard the same shit that's regurgitated 24 hours in every other form of media. Only it was done poorly as George is too slow and too stupid to be able to competently talk about politics or world affairs. This is the first time I've tuned into Noory in awhile as I usually only listen to Knapp or Welles but god, C2C is awful now.

[gandalf50]

Wow, we have to find that on youtube or online somewhere, it is not posted yet.

Here it is. 
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What a pompous prick. "We're different"  Yah Right.  How about, Art was a skilled radio show host and you George just plain 'ol SUCK.

[Maxwell]

Okay, I think I figured out that morse code the caller played early in the show.  The best I can do is 3TWFL or FTWFL or KTTWFL.  Maybe a ham radio call sign?  Like everyone else, I was hoping for GEORGE NOORY SUCKS.
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