George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[armyvet8896]

Tonights show sounds interesting but I'm sure the nooron is gonna butcher it and make it unlistenable. 

[mombird3]

I looked on the Internet and could not find any other dislike of Art Bell. There were a few other sites dealing with the total wreckage of the show. I did not always listen to Art, but when it was something that I was interested in I would listen. I am not terribly interested in the Space Aliens or the topics of the ghosts. I did like the talk about life after death. I like George Knapp very much. I could listen to more of his shows.
I found a site that talked of radio hosts and how they need to have a good way of keeping people interested. Noory does not do that. I hope that the ratings go down and they fire him.   

[Longbow]

George Noory must....go. For the children.

Sardoni is the heart and soul of this thread. As the kids say, just sayin'

[UnscreenedCaller]

Those page numbers mean something only to people who have 30-post page breaks. Some people are set for 20 posts per page, and I believe smoe might be set for more than 30. So, literally, YMMV from theirs. But most of us I think are set for 30 posts per page. And for them the magic point will be 20 posts into page 667.

Dang. This is the Mayan Apocalypse Epic Fail all over again. Just when you think you're bearing down on Armageddon, Armageddon moves the goal posts. All I'm asking is that whenever page 666 is reached, and it doesn't have to be a consensus, Beelzebub materializes and drags Jorch out of the studio by his shoe black hair. Is that too much to ask for the children, that they might have a happier, brighter Nooron free future?

[lonevoice]

I see that Art came online tonight at 2235 EST. Hi Art.

He's following me again.  I may need to get a restraining order.

[Sardondi]

Sardoni is the heart and soul of this thread. As the kids say, just sayin'

I appreciate the kind thought and words, but let there be no mistake, MV, Michael Vandeven, is the only heart and soul of this thread or any other here. He's the heart and soul of this forum, without whose generosity and graciousness our nastiness and general bad attitudes would have to find some less socially acceptable outlet. We need to recognize him.

[Immy]

Ol' mushmouth said today we commemorate "Marthin" Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Welcome to another rousing week of butchered English!

[zeebo]

Ol' mushmouth said today we commemorate "Marthin" Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Welcome to another rousing week of butchered English!

I'm not sure, but I think he just said "a professor on genetics" ... anyone else hear that?

[Sardondi]

Ol' mushmouth said today we commemorate "Marthin" Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Welcome to another rousing week of butchered English!

Okay, he says "Marthin", to which the natural and anticipated reversal-to-follow is "Luter" ("looter"). What kind of twisted, freudian brain-hernia has Noory gotten himself into now?

[PortlandDangler]

Still not as bad as "shroud of urine...turin"

[NoMoreNoory]

Ol' mushmouth said today we commemorate "Marthin" Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Welcome to another rousing week of butchered English!

Right out of the gate! I felt it warranted a text: "Way to flub MLK's name, moron!"

[michio]

If sNoory had any sense he'd hand over control of the mothership tonight to Rosemary Ellen Guiley. She's got twice the balls and twice the intelligence of Simple George, even if she is into angels and such things. She doesn't wear her spirituality on her sleeve and flaunt it like bling as Simple George does. Thinking back to the Great Ouija Board Experiment Hoax perpetrated by Simple George (which is never forgotten), I like her.

[Immy]

BTW, if anyone is into a li'l more Jorch torture (Jorture?) once in awhile he'll do a pre-show chat with the Los Angeles affiliate (KFI AM 640) about 10 mins before C2C begins. Spoiler alert: it's just as bad as anything he does. He even sucks at simple patter!

[Sardondi]

...He even sucks at simple patter!

Would being skillful at the easy flow of talk-show chat, being an easy interview or an easy interviewer, is that "being simpatterco"?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I appreciate the kind thought and words, but let there be no mistake, MV, Michael Vandeven, is the only heart and soul of this thread or any other here. He's the heart and soul of this forum, without whose generosity and graciousness our nastiness and general bad attitudes would have to find some less socially acceptable outlet. We need to recognize him.

 
Hear, hear. Thank you, MV!

And thanks go to you too, Sardoni. Your contributions add much to the forum!


Now back to being Crabby: Snorge sucks.

[MV/Liberace!]

I appreciate the kind thought and words, but let there be no mistake, MV, Michael Vandeven, is the only heart and soul of this thread or any other here. He's the heart and soul of this forum, without whose generosity and graciousness our nastiness and general bad attitudes would have to find some less socially acceptable outlet. We need to recognize him.

Nigga please.

Seriously, that's nice, but you guys are the reason this place is worth visiting. I just pay the hosting bill.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Argghh this guest is boring. Or prolix or whatever.

[Immy]

Argghh this guest is boring. Or prolix or whatever.

It's a false perception. He comes off that way because Jorch won't engage him. I think he's well-spoken with a natural curiosity about a broad spectrum of paranormal topics. You're seeing Jorch's acute and chronic mishandling of yet another potentially interesting guest.

[Doomed]

The guest more or less prattled on because noory just sat there. A good host (Art) wouldve steered him away from the crapola and kept him on message.
BTW...noory did screw the pooch with MLKs name at the top of the show. He actually said "M-Marthin". Proving yet again, noory sucks.

[Falkie2013]

Agreed that Friday night's first hour guest sounded like he could have provided the first program of real paranormal  interest  in a looong time.  I can only assume that's why George gave him only one hour.  It didn't really matter, though, because as usual Noory was subpar with everything he did.

As for the painful 3 hours to follow, you've already told how bad it was.  One point, though -- I get the distinct impression  that Noory is reacting to all the criticism he's been getting, both here and elsewhere.  Even the playing of Art's Area 51 flier seemed to me like an effort to show that "all the good stuff" is still a part of C2C.

How 'bout them callers, though?  Hasn't George fished them up from somewhere special?

One more thing:  as I listened to George sign off once again invoking Art  Bell's name as part of the cast, it occurred to me that it's always just a replayed tape so that he can be out of the studio asap.  What a solid gold slacker he is. IMHO 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ASP3aKVj4


I just listened to it again. The guy makes on error. He talks about an area called area 54.


Did you think this was real or fake ?




Same goes for the frantic Area 51 caller and the subsequent call seemingly intended to debunk the call.

[Treading Water]

Would being skillful at the easy flow of talk-show chat, being an easy interview or an easy interviewer, is that "being simpatterco"?

"Simpatterco"...snork, snark, bwaaaahahahahahahaha.

Did anyone notice Jorche talk over Paul Kimball tonight when he was trying to explain the connection he had with one of the callers?  Of course, it was to ramble on about his own personal experience that ended with, "What do you think about that?" 

[valdez]

...I think he's well-spoken with a natural curiosity about a broad spectrum of paranormal topics...

     In another universe George Noory never came back to to the show, but chose instead to live naked in the woods pretending to be an owl.  In this universe George returns to shovel the schlock with cohort and flunky, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, on miracles.  Was she selling something?  What was the point?  Canadian Paul Kimball, on the other hand, was smart and articulate and I found his ideas about the paranormal possibly being some sort of other worldly artistic expression interesting and different.  So even if Bubba and his pals in the bed of the pickup went out to do the crop circle thing who's to say they weren't inspired by some "other" beings?  And I enjoyed his "shadow person/wizard castle/Czech Republic" story, and I normally hate shadow people stories because they usually go like this:  "I saw a shadow."  Really?  What Kimball needed was someone to engage on the big ideas of life and it's mysteries, not index card boy.
 

Kimball

[expat]

FWIW I agree, Kimball's ideas on what paranormalities might be were worth listening to. I've had 4 experiences in my life that come under that general rubric, so I like to hear about the stuff as long as it's not from  breathless New Age totty with verbal diarrhea.

[Falkie2013]

Mispronouncing Martin ?

Maybe Snoory got even more confused than he usually is and thought he was supposed to be talking about this guy.

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[ItsOver]

I'm surprised Jorch didn't follow up with music by "Martin" Gaye.  :

[Bmassie]

im listening to the jan 16 ufo show wow snoory just asked a question for a change and caugth the ufo scammer tim beckly off gaurd he said who are THEY? and the guy had to scramble to mention the lumanti or something  : then the first caller talked about some group ufo abduction he went thur and they reacted as if he had gone to the movies i loved how they didnt seem to caree nor believe him and just moved on as if he never called.

[Sardondi]

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I just listened to it again. The guy makes on error. He talks about an area called area 54....

Not to be confused with Studio 51, Where the aliens do miles of coke and disco the night away....

I'm surprised Jorch didn't follow up with music by "Martin" Gaye.  :

You remember how sometimes big hits were followed up by one of those"answer songs" which no-name groups sometimes did to try to cash in on somebody else's hit? Well, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" was "answered" by "Somethin's Happenin' (Out There)" by somebody called "The Nighthawk". It sold a total of 37 copies in St. Louis and Dearborn, Michigan.

[ItsOver]

Not to be confused with Studio 51, Where the aliens do miles of coke and disco the night away....

Hahahahah... .  I'd love to hear Jorch do a show about Studio 54, just to hear him butcher everything with his Nooryisms.


"Sho tell me..... What exacshly did they do there?  Were there portals?"

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm surprised Jorch didn't follow up with music by "Martin" Gaye.  :

"The last 45 heard by Marvin Gaye?"

      "His father's"

       George Noory Sucks.

[ItsOver]

You remember how sometimes big hits were followed up by one of those"answer songs" which no-name groups sometimes did to try to cash in on somebody else's hit? Well, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" was "answered" by "Somethin's Happenin' (Out There)" by somebody called "The Nighthawk". It sold a total of 37 copies in St. Louis and Dearborn, Michigan.

Sounds like another album photoshop opportunity for Ziznak, with Elvis Noory on the cover.  Jorch looks so good in his leisure suit, with a turned-up collar and a pompadour, belt'n out "Shumpn's happ'n!........."