George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Still better than MitD.

[loveslibraries]

Such a shame, George was so close to getting Fidel Castro on as a guest. According to George anyway.

I can only imagine how that would have gone.

George: Fidel, thank you and welcome to the show my friend.
Castro: Buena noches - hello.
George: You're in Havana aren't you? Great town.
Castro: Of course I am in Havana.
George: You know Fidel the Cuban people are great people. I'm here in St. Louis, spending some time with the family and I have a friend, Tomas, he owns a little shoe repair shop here, he's Cuban. Great guy. Do you know him?
Castro: No, how would I know this person. Is this a serious question? Muy loco.
George: How about Ricky Ricardo? When I was a little boy growing up in Detroit I would sit with my mother and we would watch the Lucy show.
Castro: Please proceed with serious questions only. I don't have time for silly things.
George: Fidel we hear you're not in good health. Have you considered using Carnivora?
Castro: I am 90 years old of course my health is not good but I don't wish to speak about this.
George: ... ... ...

Cute!

[loveslibraries]

Thanks for posting this. 

i wonder how much fox news will have to pay?

[CornyCrow]

As I recall, he did some time.

"It was not long before the stolen transformers were discovered, and he was arrested by the police. He was released from jail on probation shortly before appearing on Art Bell, and said that he intended to continue his experiments, albeit legally."

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread882101/pg1

This is the sort of thing that should be crowd-funded, I think.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

This is the 2nd time Fr. Thomas has been rescheduled, those exorcisms must be keeping him really busy or something.

[zeebo]

George is disappointed in JPW for using the wee-gee board again. 

[Kidnostad3]

Last night Jorch reported that two men had died aboard the Holland America Line ship  "Anaheim of the Seas."  The name of the ship is the "Anthem of the Seas."  This admittedly minor mistake would not be noteworthy but for the fact that he makes such errors so frequently and never ever corrects himself. 

[21st Century Man]

This is the 2nd time Fr. Thomas has been rescheduled, those exorcisms must be keeping him really busy or something.

WTF!  I missed the show but was going to listen to it tonight.

[Dateline]

Last night Jorch reported that two men had died aboard the Holland America Line ship  "Anaheim of the Seas."  The name of the ship is the "Anthem of the Seas."  This admittedly minor mistake would not be noteworthy but for the fact that he makes such errors so frequently and never ever corrects himself.

His audience is mostly sleeping through it and he is, too. 

[21st Century Man]

The Florida Evergrades?  Our Jorch mangling the language on a daily basis.

[Dateline]

I give him an EVERGRADE of a F.

[zeebo]

Surprisingly good segment with Bryan Fry, the venom dude.  Great guest, fascinating topic.  George seems genuinely interested in the topic - something must be up since he isn't bothering me tonite and I'm not even buzzed. 

[chefist]

Surprisingly good segment with Bryan Fry, the venom dude.  Great guest, fascinating topic.  George seems genuinely interested in the topic - I know something's up since he isn't bothering me tonite and I'm not even buzzed.

And no mention of babies with the venom?

[zeebo]

And no mention of babies with the venom?

Oh it came up of course.   :

[Dateline]

Norry's idea of a hooker is someone that can embroidery a doily for him to lay his pizza rolls on.

[zeebo]

So did I get that right, someone else is writing George's *autobiography*? 

[zeebo]

George recounts the animals he's been bitten by.

hamster
turtle
dog
spider
bee?

[Étouffée]

That POOR LITTLE TURTLE.  I hate hearing that turtle story again and again and again.

[21st Century Man]

Just saying CyberGeorge gives me nightmares.  Just imagine George hosting this show for eternity.

[Morgus]

They are playing Noory singing a christmas song .
Sounded terrible like he was yelling!

[21st Century Man]

Uggghhh.  Even Jesus would want earplugs listening to the Noory version of Oh Come All Ye Faithful.

[Morgus]

Noory just said he didn't think anyone would listen to a 4 hour radio show on their smartphone because the battery wouldn't last that long.
He thinks AM radios are better.

[21st Century Man]

Noory just said he didn't think anyone would listen to a 4 hour radio show on their smartphone because the battery wouldn't last that long.
He thinks AM radios are better.

Heck, I can listen to my smartphone for like 10 hours before it needs to be recharged.

[michio]

Noory just said he didn't think anyone would listen to a 4 hour radio show on their smartphone because the battery wouldn't last that long.
He thinks AM radios are better.

Jeebus Crust he's pitifully clueless, and not only about technology.

[Morgus]

Heck, I can listen to my smartphone for like 10 hours before it needs to be recharged.

Yep me too.
Plus you can always use a small external battery pack for 4x the time too.

[Morgus]

I just found a christmas music channel on the tunein app on my phone to hear o come all ye faithful sung by a REAL singer!

[21st Century Man]

Yep me too.
Plus you can always use a small external battery pack for 4x the time too.

Have several of those too.  Noory must not listen to radio much in his free time.

[zeebo]

That POOR LITTLE TURTLE.  I hate hearing that turtle story again and again and again.

After Tommy asked him about it he just told it again.   

[pate]

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[21st Century Man]

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