George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nbirnes]

Bottom fell out meaning?

Art stopped broadcasting. 

[albrecht]

It's the same for the universe they like to believe is orderly and tamely designed. sNoory loves to point out how the planets orbit the Sun, yada yada. Sort of, but only because of billions of years of collisions and destruction, but not really because the universe is a violent, unforgiving place that could kill us in an instant. There are rogue black holes and stars speeding through it.  We know that GRB's have wiped out life on Earth in the past and is likely to do the same in the future. They leave out the five miles wide asteroid that has our name(s) on it.  Even a smaller asteroid or comet exploding in an air burst at the right altitude and blast pattern (think Tunguska) has incredible energy that could wipe out a metropolitan area with little or no warning.  The guest mentioned we routinely take out insurance for things that have a lower probability of happening than an asteroid impact. I suppose to him the immaculate decimation of the majority of life on Earth from an asteroid is a part of his creator's beauty and majesty. Strange but true.

My take away from the Zimmerman show was that Norry still has problems with the simple, basics of gravity. Almost every questioned he ask Zimmerman was answered by gravity. It was sort of funny. Zimmerman would explain in some detail and Norry would ask his inane question and Zimmerman would explain again about gravity.

re: Space-X blowing up. I saw a car fire the other day. My lawnmower sometimes won't start and I have to spray in some starter-fluid or replace gaskets etc. Gee, I wonder how a MUCH more complex machine like a high-tech rocket might have a problem? Actually I'm impressed there are not MORE failures.

[WOTR]

Still hanging in there -- just put show #313 with Bruce Maccabee up for download. Live Monday nights on PSN and re-broadcast Tuesday nights on DMDN.

Enjoying it less, ever since the bottom fell out. Rocky Road.

Wow... I actually did not know that you continued after the whole... Um, debacle. I will have to look it up.  Thanks.

[zeebo]

My take away from the Zimmerman show was that Norry still has problems with the simple, basics of gravity. Almost every questioned he ask Zimmerman was answered by gravity....

And the far more interesting question which he doesn't ask is What is gravity?   

[NevadaGuy2011]

George just asked if being stoned makes you a safer driver.

[Morgus]

George just asked if being stoned makes you a safer driver.

and Jesse Ventura replied "it makes you drive slower, which is safer"

[NevadaGuy2011]

Jesse Ventura said that a woman named a lawnmower after him and George responded by asking "What was it called?" 


Maybe George got high before the interview.

[Corona Kitty]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

Rock Stars still exist?

[Corona Kitty]

Jesse Ventura said that a woman named a lawnmower after him and George responded by asking "What was it called?" 


Maybe George got high before the interview.

I would gladly get high with noory or Ventura.

[ItsOver]

Rock Stars still exist?

"Are they dim?  Do any of them have planets?  Whut about angels?"

[Astrid Galactic]

"Are they dim?  Do any of them have planets?  Whut about angels?"

Do they have gravity?

[Corona Kitty]

"Are they dim?  Do any of them have planets?  Whut about angels?"

Is it Angels?

[21st Century Man]

Is it Angels?

Are they evil?  Why are they evil?

[ItsOver]

Are they evil?  Why are they evil?

"...and do any of these rocky stars have mean babies?  Whut about hamsters?  Yuh know I used to have sum."

[albrecht]

Are they evil?  Why are they evil?

I like when Norry has one of these new-agey "life is just about reaching a higher plane through reincarnation" folks on who speaks for a half-hour about there being no good/evil or "god" but we all are one who will eventually become one with the universe, blah, blah, blah and then Norry chimes in "what about evil?" or "what about the devil? Some people are just evil." And the new-agey guest sighs.

His joking with Jesse really fell flat. Everytime Jesse tried to tee on up or make a joke Norry just blanked. I think he was getting very uncomfortable with the fact that some people would use marijuana for fun and kept trying to steer the subject on to medical use but Jesse wouldn't let him. I did find a bit interesting how some of 'legalization' laws aren't liked by aficionados, no surprise that bureaucrats and lobbyists for industries would ruin those laws.  Also these arguments from Jesse and pro-pot libertarians about revenue from taxes. Since when do libertarians want MORE taxes and regulation?
-GNS

[ItsOver]

"Do Rock Stars have rock monsters?  Whut about rock lobsters?  How 'bout turtles?"

[PaulAtreides]

"...and do any of these rocky stars have mean babies?  Whut about hamsters?  Yuh know I used to have sum."

Have any of them ever been buttfucked by a Martian?

[GravitySucks]

And the far more interesting question which he doesn't ask is What is gravity?   

The bottom line is that it sucks.

[zeebo]

The bottom line is that it sucks.

Actually I think it bends ... it's just that it feels like it sucks.   

[zeebo]

Ok so I really don't have it in me anymore to go after George.  But, dammit, I tuned in tonite because I really like the guest  Hakeem Oluseyi - he's frequently on cool Science channel shows.  And what do I get .. the same old:  "What's the single-most amazing thing about the universe?" and "How could all this start from nothing?" and "I just don't get the Big Bang Theory!". 

C'mon George, I'm begging you, get some new material for these astronomy guests.  On a positive note, I did like that question about his doctoral thesis, that was kind of a different/cool topic (something about sun energy waves).

[zeebo]

Lol .. Bill the AAA just scolded George for bringing up Genesis vis-a-vis cosmology.

[Morgus]

Bill the AAA just called into Noory again just now, twice in the same week!

[Morgus]

Lol .. Bill the AAA just scolded George for bringing up Genesis vis-a-vis cosmology.

yep and Bill made sure to proclaim proudly that he is an atheist of course!

[Donald Noory]

Another one-line drivel 5 star review for Jorch's shitty book Night Talk, by "some guy" on Amazon:

"nice Goerge book even my yak likes it"

Jorch must be busy setting up all the fake Amazon accounts. "some guy" has done no other reviews, obviously there to boost Jorch's ratings.

[pate]

George just asked if being stoned makes you a safer driver.

Nooronical.

Mithras, then years.

Penalty.

[Dateline]

He's rowdy tonight.  The bumper music got switched.

[WOTR]

I wish it were not a Noory night.  The guest sounds interesting (and possibly even a little honest.)  I think this is the first guest who says that he has not personally had an experience with his subject matter.  Usually a guest would lie to sell things (sure I have experience with bigfoot- I have a standing lunch appointment every Tuesday to meet with one.)

Also, Davenport gave a funny update.  "there was a disk in the sky- and the guy grabbed his phone- because it has a compass on it and the object was due North and then the disk just took off."  Why the hell do you bring up your compass app rather than camera when a UFO appears directly to the "north" of you. :  Funny stuff.

Noory even sounded somewhat engaged tonight.  I just can't do it to myself.  I know the questions that are likely to come up.  "Can you imagine what would have happened if Bigfoot had access to a computer.  Are there bigfoot guardian angels?  Is it a mean baby bigfoot?

[pate]

I am really Nooried 'bout Annie from Alabama, she is almost BG fambly.

Haven't herd from her inawhile, what gives?

[zeebo]

...Also, Davenport gave a funny update.  "there was a disk in the sky- and the guy grabbed his phone- because it has a compass on it and the object was due North and then the disk just took off."  Why the hell do you bring up your compass app rather than camera when a UFO appears directly to the "north" of you. :  Funny stuff.

lol he wanted to get the direction right for his picture-less ufo report

[Uncle Duke]

I am really Nooried 'bout Annie from Alabama, she is almost BG fambly.

Haven't herd from her inawhile, what gives?

She called last week on open lines.  She waited over an hour to warn George to be careful, clothes being imported from China are being mislabeled, sizes are wrong.