George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Eddie Coyle]

 
           I feel better about myself that such an exceptional man of wealth and esteem can still do something so plebeian as eat pizza rolls. To know that a member of the elite intelligentsia like George is so grounded after all this time milling with the best and brightest makes me think if he ain't Jesus himself, than who the hell is?

         And you all mocked him....
     

[Morgus]

To keep things in perspective, let's not forget Art's incident with the superglue.  Just sayin'

yes indeed, i mentioned that earlier. Noory might be trying to have his own accident story like Art's classic superglue story.
Except in Art's case it happened live on the air...

[Morgus]

Another interesting bit of info we learned is Tommy is like Noory's 24hour assistant - ready to take him to the ER on a moment's notice wherever he might be even at 3AM in the morning. Apparently Noory has nobody else (friend/family) for that?
Doesn't sound like a typical 'producer' more like a 'gopher'

[TequilaMB]

But now George is thinking, "I've eaten hundreds of pieces of pizza which Fat Boy has microwaved for me, and I've never burned my mouth. Why now? Was this...an assassination attempt?"

Funny, when I read that I could almost hear him saying the italicized part in his smushy, 'do you think it was angels,'  slightly lowered, serious voice.

But I do think assassination attempt is a bit of an exaggeration, it would've taken a microwaved jalapeno popper to actually do him in.

[Nucky Nolan]

I feel better about myself that such an exceptional man of wealth and esteem can still do something so plebeian as eat pizza rolls. To know that a member of the elite intelligentsia like George is so grounded after all this time milling with the best and brightest makes me think if he ain't Jesus himself, than who the hell is?

         And you all mocked him....

There's more to the story, but Tommy is too humble to mention it. Noory reached for a second pizza roll after he burned the roof of his mouth with the first one. Tommy snatched it off the plate and plopped it in his mouth, and this happened ten more times. Tommy was the hero who saved his boss's throat and tongue from further burns.

[PortlandDangler]

With the amount of cash noory pulls in, I sure as hell would have someone have a DAMN deli sandwhich ready for me at the end of the show. The pizza roll did what none of us could do...SHUT DOWN NOORY! Well maybe just for a couple of days.

[McPhallus]

Another interesting bit of info we learned is Tommy is like Noory's 24hour assistant - ready to take him to the ER on a moment's notice wherever he might be even at 3AM in the morning. Apparently Noory has nobody else (friend/family) for that?
Doesn't sound like a typical 'producer' more like a 'gopher'

Or more like, "caretaker," since Noory apparently isn't so great at managing his own affairs.

[b_dubb]

can't believe this pizza roll nonsense. i hope that broadcasters everywhere call for the resignation of this idiot

[ziznak]

The Tommy thing is intriguing.  Seems as though Tommy is his only friend out there... hell probly anywhere.  And even Tommy is a bit of a captive audience... probly has something in his contract that states he look after snore-boy.

[PB the Deplorable]

The Tommy thing is intriguing.  Seems as though Tommy is his only friend out there... hell probly anywhere.  And even Tommy is a bit of a captive audience... probly has something in his contract that states he look after snore-boy.

Unless George is his only friend too..

[PB the Deplorable]

With the amount of cash noory pulls in, I sure as hell would have someone have a DAMN deli sandwhich ready for me at the end of the show. The pizza roll did what none of us could do...SHUT DOWN NOORY! Well maybe just for a couple of days.

I once heard George say he doesn't eat any of the food that comes into the office, he was worried it might be poisoned (or something similiarly paranoid, I don't recall exactly what he said). 

I bet I know who does eat most of it.

[RJ]

Less than talented talk show host burns his mouth beyond being able to broadcast ...... "I don't believe in coincidences"!  Well, how about Divine intervention? 

[11angeleyes11]

I joined ancestry.dom and I learned that my great-great grandfather was a radio announcer named, get this, Paul Harvey.

He would have news stories such as this, And now here is the rest of the story.  It seems he was quite famous, so to honor my great-great grandfather, I will try my hand at it.  Radio-jounalism may run in the family.

Applying it to Totinero's with a ~ on the r.  On Monday night George was tired and delusional.  Instead of going into the Hollywood Boulevard Seven-Eleven.  He turned the wrong way on Ventura Boulevard and found himself at an unidentified Siete/Uno-Uno, or as we call them in Beverly Hills Seven/Eleven.  Little did he know that the Siete/Uno-Uno was owned by the Mexican syndicate that has roots in San Cabos, Mexico.  A syndicate secret to distress their victims is to sale defective products with Mexican addresses that do not exist.  That way if they are sued in product liablity actions, they can not be served as there is no physical address or person.

One of the product that the San Cabos syndicate produces is Totinero's with a ~ on the r pizza rolls, or as they are advertised on the label, taco rolls.   If you cannot read, then you would not catch this.  To fool their victims instead of showing pictures of pizza tacos, they show the internationally famous pizza rolls, but in reality they are pizza tacos, with extra-extra hot sauce, plus they are made not to cook properly in the microwave.  Our secret chef tested them to see.

The pizza rolls that George purchased were San Cabos syndicate produced pizza tacos.  Using DNA from the saliva on the pizza taco, slobbers from George's moustache the Calfornia secret secuity has begun an investigation.  The results released at 2:00 p.m. Pacific time on the steps of the Wishire show that definately there is a San Cabos connection and the pizza tacos have been traced back to an old beaten old van, that when California secret security as undercover informants, attempted to obtain a ride in, did not have any door handles.  They were entertained with a tale about some American hombre with an intense black moustache that matched his eyes who got in the van last winter.  Almost a year ago the story began.  .. .He demanded to get out. .. and paid them a thousand dollars, the best tip the driver ever received.  He had a companion with him who he referred to as Tomas.

It was found by informants that the rickety van was a transporter for Tortinero with a ~ on the n to Siete Uno/Uno stores in the Los Angeles area.   The driver as he was hauled away muttered his only words in English over and over. . .There are no coincidences, there are no coincidences. .  .

And that is the rest of the story. . . I hope I did my great-great grandfather proud.

Angel Harvey.

[b_dubb]

noory is in the running for most pathetic person on earth.  noory = 0, pizza roll = 1.  fucking sad.  i can't believe he hasn't been fired.  can't. believe. it


he's going on and on and on about how he was defeated by a pizza roll

[Sardondi]

..... Little did he know that the Siete/Uno-Uno was owned by the Mexican syndicate that has roots in San Cabos, Mexico.....

Revenge is a dish best served cold....

[Immy]

LOL, sNoory screws up another country name. Benin (pronounced beh-NEEN) he dubs "buh-nin".

[DeeElf]

"Well, that's true too," is one of the most annoying and obviously distracted/out of context phrases GN uses--a number one clue he's not following.  Is he bored, lazy, stupid?  WTF?  Is there a thread here about his use of this phrase?

This place is such a great way to waste my precious time.  Thanks.  I really dig it so far.

[bud2112]

Two days ago wrote Art Bell on Facebook complaining about all the Self-Help shit on CoasttoCoast and now this-There truly are no coincidences

George Noory: Next week I will announce an exciting new weekly TV project taped before a studio audience. It's Internet subscriber based. Stand by. In addition to the show, subscribers will have access to thousands of self-help videos at a low monthly fee. In a few months I'll also be providing details about a not-for-profit foundation that will help needy Coast to Coast listeners once we get to a certain subscriber level for the TV show. So stand by for the exciting news!

[El Kragen]

I just saw this posted on the C2C Facebook page:

"George Noory: Next week I will announce an exciting new weekly TV project taped before a studio audience. It's Internet subscriber based. Stand by. In addition to the show, subscribers will have access to thousands of self-help videos at a low monthly fee. In a few months I'll also be providing details about a not-for-profit foundation that will help needy Coast to Coast listeners once we get to a certain subscriber level for the TV show. So stand by for the exciting news!"

The responses:

i was hoping he was announcing he was retiring or leaving..

Hot Pockets

Carnivora - The Show

And how quickly will this thing follow C2C down the drain?

How very uninteresting...so where is Art Bell?

GN, you money grubbery has no limits!! Can't wait for you to retire. You have sucked the soul from C2C!!! Art!!! where are you!!!!!

[MV/Liberace!]

Two days ago wrote Art Bell on Facebook complaining about all the Self-Help shit on CoasttoCoast...

what specifically did he say?  you think you could post a screenshot?

[MV/Liberace!]

our first thread.  ever. 


sigh.  all of those memories...  it really does make the eyes water.

[DeeElf]

what specifically did he say?  you think you could post a screenshot?

I could not substantiate this from his Facebook page.

[Nucky Nolan]

"Well, that's true too," is one of the most annoying and obviously distracted/out of context phrases GN uses--a number one clue he's not following.  Is he bored, lazy, stupid?  WTF?  Is there a thread here about his use of this phrase?

This place is such a great way to waste my precious time.  Thanks.  I really dig it so far.

He likely utters that phrase while he clips his nails and surfs the web, and it sometimes sounds nonsensical in the context of the conversation. It's like "good point".

Guest: "How many people believe in ghosts?"
(Not) George Noory: "Well, that's true too."

[PB the Deplorable]

Two days ago wrote Art Bell on Facebook complaining about all the Self-Help shit on CoasttoCoast and now this-There truly are no coincidences

George Noory: Next week I will announce an exciting new weekly TV project taped before a studio audience. It's Internet subscriber based. Stand by. In addition to the show, subscribers will have access to thousands of self-help videos at a low monthly fee. In a few months I'll also be providing details about a not-for-profit foundation that will help needy Coast to Coast listeners once we get to a certain subscriber level for the TV show. So stand by for the exciting news!

Why doesn't George just follow his heart.  He could host that TV show as sort of a creepy alternative news program - the stuff he actually is interested in:  mangled animal stories, children dying under the most ususual circumstances, doomsday predictions, home remedies that people should be embracing while tossing their medication away, personal stories confirming him as the strangest person in entertainment.  He could fill it all with commercials catering to the paranoid for useless overpriced end-of-time products.  Only a handful of the cheesiest most obvious frauds would be invited and would come on as regular guests.

Geroge has claimed many times that his years in broadcasting have provided him with a singular insight into what news stories and types of show programming appeal to people.  Let him prove it - get off the crutch of being handed a successful show built by someone else and go build sumpthin' truly his own on the new media of internet video.

[Nucky Nolan]

Why doesn't George just follow his heart.  He could host that TV show as sort of a creepy alternative news program - the stuff he actually is interested in:  mangled animal stories, children dying under the most ususual circumstances, doomsday predictions, home remedies that people should be embracing while tossing their medication away, personal stories confirming him as the strangest person in entertainment.  He could fill it all with commercials catering to the paranoid for useless overpriced end-of-time products.  Only a handful of the cheesiest most obvious frauds would be invited and would come on as regular guests.

Geroge has claimed many times that his years in broadcasting have provided him with a singular insight into what news stories and types of show programming appeal to people.  Let him prove it - get off the crutch of being handed a successful show built by someone else and go build sumpthin' truly his own on the new media of internet video.

There's already a show just like that. I forget the name of it. Well, I *wish* that I could forget the name of it and its main host. More than a few listeners actually long for amnesia. Like you, I hope and pray that Noory starts a new career. I want to win the lottery too. Do you recall his Syfy infomercial? Let's hope that his new project lasts longer than that one.

[Corona Kitty]

Two days ago wrote Art Bell on Facebook complaining about all the Self-Help shit on CoasttoCoast and now this-There truly are no coincidences

George Noory: Next week I will announce an exciting new weekly TV project taped before a studio audience. It's Internet subscriber based. Stand by. In addition to the show, subscribers will have access to thousands of self-help videos at a low monthly fee. In a few months I'll also be providing details about a not-for-profit foundation that will help needy Coast to Coast listeners once we get to a certain subscriber level for the TV show. So stand by for the exciting news!

I agree, can you screen cap his post for us sir?

[Nucky Nolan]

Why do many of Noory's callers sound like they just stepped out of some comic book by Jack Chick? Their calls sound like the plots of the campiest and cheesiest satanic films from the 1970s. I thought that panicking, of the satanic kind, went the way of Big Audio Dynamite. Where is Geraldo Rivera when you don't need him?

[PortlandDangler]

I heard a rumor that noory pulled ufo-phil's song for awhile? Is this true, and why?

P.S. I don't like the song or phil just wondering what he did to anger the GREAT george noory.

[misssirveaux]

Some woman is talking to George and complaining about the "end of the world" shows that come on before Coast.  Is she talking about Ground Zero?  George responds: "Some stations play those shows, but they're good people."  Yeah, good people that make a good show that is better than yours.

He is also putting on a ridiculous voice to demonstrate what he would sound like if he had swallowed the notorious pizza roll.  That's entertainment?

[misssirveaux]

I heard a rumor that noory pulled ufo-phil's song for awhile? Is this true, and why?

P.S. I don't like the song or phil just wondering what he did to anger the GREAT george noory.

Interesting.  I am a Facebook friend of UFO Phil.  Earlier today he posted the song and wrote on the post that George Noory is his "best friend."  Maybe George is pissed because Phil wasn't there to rush him to the emergency room the other night.