George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... He must have contempt for his fans.

We all do

[WOTR]

I was happy to walk into my kitchen to realize that I had left "late night political talk coast to coast with your host Jorch Noorie" on.  I just had not had my fill of political BS yet today and was relieved to find that he is willing to remedy that with some deep insights. :

[WOTR]

Is he depressed?  Should we do an intervention (heh, beyond the helpful comments on this thread)?

Perhaps a comic book like those for children.  Curious George goes to the zoo... goes to the beach... goes to the amusement park.  Naturally, we would need to find an illustrator with experience depicting Jorch (and maybe even Tommee?)

[Robert]

I always found that to be odd. He did a bunch of shows about the pyramids, yet he never wanted to see it himself (when Egypt was safer) What about Europe with Stonehenge or Lochness. There is so much great paranormal and cryptids around the world, places some  of his guests have referenced on the show. Doing a show like this (well some of the time) it's just strange he never felt the need to take a few weeks off and check it out himself.

It's odd if you assume he was sincere about his interest.

[Astrid Galactic]

Perhaps a comic book like those for children.  Curious George goes to the zoo... goes to the beach... goes to the amusement park.  Naturally, we would need to find an illustrator with experience depicting Jorch (and maybe even Tommee?)

Curious George Goes to the Cemetery would be more like it! Or maybe Curious George Goes to the Murder scene. Things like that. We all know how obsessed he is with death.

[ItsOver]

Curious George Goes to the Cemetery would be more like it! Or maybe Curious George Goes to the Murder scene. Things like that. We all know how obsessed he is with death.

Jorch has lots of interests.  We all know about his fascination with certain, ahem, "aspects" of animals and kids.  He loves finding and playing choice smooth musical selections for his favorite lady guests.  He enjoys serenading huge crowds of his admirers.  His lifetime fascination with the paranormal.  Didn't he claim to have read "Chariots of the Gods," even before it was released?  Now that's dedication!

[Donald Noory]

What is Jorch's book Night Talk about anyway? Is it a record of the post-coital conversations between himself and Tommy?

[JesusJuice]

This is what winning looks like:

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/765605884097540096

Congratulations on your continued successes, George.

[ShayP]

This is what winning looks like:

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/765605884097540096

Congratulations on your continued successes, George.

Holy fuck.  The header is "Spook yourself into love."

Bahahahahahaha!!!!!

[ShayP]

Maybe Greg Noory could reach out to another demographic.   What about Paranormal Catfish Noodling?  Annie from Alabamee could join.

[Laurakinch]

Notice no matter the entity, they all look uncomfortable.  Even 'lil Jorch with Jorch looks unhappy.

[ItsOver]

I'm looking forward to Jorch's release of CreepyDate.com



Jorch has his profile photo ready to go.

[Laurakinch]

Why should Noory do all the heavy lifting? Let the callers do the work while he eats a sandwich.

[Dateline]

Just found this out, a leak in the system.  Tomorrow it will be released.  CREEPERDATE.COM

Here is the plug on this one.

You enter all of your characteristics you are looking for and they will match you with the pic of your ideal date. 

Everyone will be matched with A NORRY.

He was in photo sessions all weekend, such dedication, posing for an endless suction of NORRETTS.  You can date  a Norry with a dog, you can date a drunk Norry, you can date a Norry with fake hair, you can date a Norry with no hair, you can date a Norry and a Producer, you can date a Norry and a crypto, you can date a Norry with pigtales, you can date a Norry in a dress, you can date a Norry naked, you can date a Norry with a jock strap, you can date a Norry any way you choose, all based on your unique search criteria. 

It is Norry dating hell.  Anyone and everyone will be matched with Norry in some shape, form or fashion. 

You get a discount when you enter the code word GAG!

[PB the Deplorable]

This is what winning looks like:

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/765605884097540096

Congratulations on your continued successes, George.

I think they meant Ghastlydate

[136 or 142]

Noory just said "Android Devoices"

[loveslibraries]

What is Jorch's book Night Talk about anyway? Is it a record of the post-coital conversations between himself and Tommy?

Pretty much.  Story of a late night radio show host.

[zeebo]

Noory just said "Android Devoices"

Last nite I'm pretty sure he said "The Illinois".  Kinda like The Hague I guess.

[JesusJuice]

The guest just referred to Mexico as a "toilet"! 

[loveslibraries]

Has anyone heard this story before?  Noory just said he almost got kidnapped when visiting Mexico a couple years ago, and it almost made national news.  Huh!?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/03/08/radio-talker-george-noory-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-in-mexico/

https://www.google.com/search?client=tablet-alps-full_alco8127_6720-us&hl=en-US&oe=utf-8&safe=images&q=george+noory+almost+kidnapped&source=browser-type&qsubts=1471420997821

[loveslibraries]

Last nite I'm pretty sure he said "The Illinois".  Kinda like The Hague I guess.

Lol!

[loveslibraries]

Ever noticed how excitedly he announces when the show is nearing the last segment?!

Busted!
Or, bust the bed! 🍒

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Is Linda M Howe back this month?

[PaulAtreides]

Is Linda M Howe back this month?

If so, that will cause 'ole Jorch to cream his jeans.

[Donald Noory]

Is Jorch a member of Mensa?

[PB the Deplorable]

Is Jorch a member of Mensa?

George is a member of Densa

[Little Hater]

Is Jorch a member of Mensa?

No, Menses.

[ItsOver]

Is Linda M Howe back this month?

Tommee has Chris ready to go.

[AZZERAE]

I gotta agree with Albrecht, ol' Georgie has been a great source of amusement of late.

I find myself tuning in to Coast for a good laugh. What a pick me up!

[21st Century Man]

This is what winning looks like:

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/765605884097540096

Congratulations on your continued successes, George.

I found this story associated with the new venture.

I'm a 23 year old female and have just had a terrifying experience with an incubus. I've suffered from sleep paralysis in the past with occasional intense, sexual presence.

One time I felt my trousers being pulled down and another time I felt someone lick my arm while I was unable to move.

I haven't had these experiences in years but about an hour ago I was asleep on the couch and I had a sleep paralysis episode. I woke up but couldn't move. I was used to this from before so I was relaxed and told myself it would pass in a few seconds. I even felt quite proud of myself for being so calm but was tired so was like 'ugh just hurry up so I can get back to sleep!'

Then I felt a sudden angry presence which held on to my ankles. I had limited movement at this point and could no longer open my eyes but I was in a foetal position so reached down to try to remove the grip. I felt the hands but no one will ever convince me it didn't happen. I pulled and clawed and the being bit my hands not hard but more of a warning. I was terrified at this point and could not speak but I thought maybe he could read my thoughts so I started apologising repeatedly in my head. He softened his grip and started stroking me. Then I felt him enter me and his fingers massaging me. He wasn't very gentle. I was so scared of him getting angry again that I let it all happen until he was finished. After struggling for 10-15 minutes trying to open my eyes they just opened so peacefully like he'd left.

I don't have any experience of this site, and literally woke up and went online to try to find help. I found this site and thought I would put this to people who know more than me.

This happened at 9.30pm and it is currently 11pm and I'm too scared to go back to sleep. Is there any way of getting rid if this demon without angering him again?

I really need your experiences, should I expect a return visit?

I've heard these spirits are usually mild and gentle, does this mean mine is evil?

Any help greatly appreciated


P. S.   He just visited me again and this time I caught a glimpse of him.  He looked alarmingly like that terrible host of Coast to Coast AM, George Noory.  I feel so dirty and ashamed.   I let that creep touch me!!  Oh!  What will I do?