George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Nabob]

Wasn't StarBright the regular poster to GLP's GNS! thread who was one day hot and the next day cold for sNoory? I never imagined her to be his stalker back then, even with her erratic posts.

Here is a link to one of the court proceedings:

https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2271664/noory-v-grace/

[Izintit?]

Well he's mentioned it many times, but the nat'l news keeps barely missing it.  From the way he tells it, sounded like he just got in the wrong cab and they got lost or something.  The harrowing tale may have inspired thrilling action sequences of daring heroes found in his books.

That`s in the chapter after the one titled "Poisoned Pizza Rolls". Damn,the more things don`t change around here the more they stay the same. I hope you all are well. GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

George will lead off the show tonight with a story of a dead giraffe at the Taipei Zoo

[ItsOver]

He only escaped the clutches of fate by tapping into his inner "Nero Blaze".

And then running away, like Greg Nowell.

[Zetaspeak]

Oh f*cks tonight is the supplements show with Pharmacist Fuchs. skiiiiiiip

Second part with Druids and Atlantas looks interesting, hope I can keep myself interested until then, but it usually doesn't work out when I skip the first part of the show.

[albrecht]

Lately I've noticed that the C2C shows worth even a bit of a listen, even just for an interesting guest, white background noise, or for the laughs have been available on youtube the next morning. Sans commercials and bumpers even. And not even the hit-and-miss games of the past with take down orders, private channels, obfuscation, etc. Sort of weird. Has IHateMedia,Inc fired their interns and paralegals? Has listenership gone down and so they "don't mind" the free youtubes? Or are they deviously trying to over-shadow other shows that might be competition and post stuff on youtube? Who knows.

[zeebo]

That`s in the chapter after the one titled "Poisoned Pizza Rolls". Damn,the more things don`t change around here the more they stay the same. I hope you all are well. GNS

Yes in these times of uncertainty, there are certain things we can always depend on.    Good to see ya, Iz.

[Mizak]

Oh f*cks tonight is the supplements show with Pharmacist Fuchs. skiiiiiiip

Second part with Druids and Atlantas looks interesting, hope I can keep myself interested until then, but it usually doesn't work out when I skip the first part of the show.

I fell asleep but awoke at the beginning of the 2nd part only to hear Dave say that they have A Lot to discuss but that's o.k. we have you on for the next 2 hours. LOL I just thought out of 120 minutes we might actually get 20 minutes of discussion ,80 minutes of commercials and 20 minutes of Dave and Tommy love chatting. GNS so bad I don't know what I would do if I would ever run into that Ignoramus piece of shyst!  I fell asleep right after that and woke up at around 3;30 cst only to hear Dave and Tommy chatting....Perfect...At least Lately  the voice of Dave really has been helping my Insomnia.There is something good in everyone.(I Guess)

[ItsOver]

Oh f*cks tonight is the supplements show with Pharmacist Fuchs. skiiiiiiip

Second part with Druids and Atlantas looks interesting, hope I can keep myself interested until then, but it usually doesn't work out when I skip the first part of the show.

C2C sucks, in general, but I love how they always have the infomercial supplement crap first, and save the remotely better stuff for the second half of Jorch's "shplit" show.  Even PremRat knows the supplement stuff sucks bad.  "Hey, Jorch, make sure you front-load all the really crappy junk."

[Laurakinch]

 

[UFQuack]

Oh this should be posted for posterity in the gallery! haha

[nooryisawesome]

Accurate. The guest hosts of Knapp and Schrader are only reason to listen to C2C.

[michio]

The following was heard on tonight's show (Friday).

Georgie "Tell me about Cecil the lion." "Was he dying?"

Lady dead or alive animal communicator: "Cecil the lion, that was like one of the saddest things I've ever had to do."  "The whole world was mourning his loss and everyone was saddened by what happened to him." She said Cecil gave her a profound message she posted to her FakeBook page where it went viral and in every country in the world (so she said).

Less than a couple of minutes later I hear:
Georgie: "Do you deal with communicating with animals that have also passed on?"

Two things to be amazed by in this discourse. Georgie had no idea who Cecil the lion was or why it should be old news to anyone who doesn't live in a cave without satellite, cable, or Internet access. Georgie, after clearly hearing her talk about talking with Cecil the lion that had passed, then proceeded to ask her moments later if she communicated with deceased animals.

It's truly remarkable, it really is.

[ItsOver]

The following was heard on tonight's show (Friday).

Georgie "Tell me about Cecil the lion." "Was he dying?"

Lady dead or alive animal communicator: "Cecil the lion, that was like one of the saddest things I've ever had to do."  "The whole world was mourning his loss and everyone was saddened by what happened to him." She said Cecil gave her a profound message she posted to her FakeBook page where it went viral and in every country in the world (so she said).

Less than a couple of minutes later I hear:
Georgie: "Do you deal with communicating with animals that have also passed on?"

Two things to be amazed by in this discourse. Georgie had no idea who Cecil the lion was or why it should be old news to anyone who doesn't live in a cave without satellite, cable, or Internet access. Georgie, after clearly hearing her talk about talking with Cecil the lion that had passed, then proceeded to ask her moments later if she communicated with deceased animals.

It's truly remarkable, it really is.

Yes, but not surprising.  Jorch is just reading from his 3x5's.  If Tommy had passed him a card that had "So, tell me.  Do you thing I'm a complete moron or just a brain-dead idiot?," Jorch would have dutifully read it.  No comprehension or conversation either required or implied.  Thanks, PremRat!

[ShayP]

Beside Norry's typical crap, I cannot stand hearing Tommy chime in with tweets or their little segments.  I dislike Tommy and his bitch voice.

[Mizak]

Yes, but not surprising.  Jorch is just reading from his 3x5's.  If Tommy had passed him a card that had "So, tell me.  Do you thing I'm a complete moron or just a brain-dead idiot?," Jorch would have dutifully read it.  No comprehension or conversation either required or implied.  Thanks, PremRat!

Don't you mean to thank art bell for dave !! he's the idiot that handed CTC to dave!

[ItsOver]

Don't you mean to thank art bell for dave !! he's the idiot that handed CTC to dave!

"Thank yeeewww, Art!   And all thuh uther little people."

[albrecht]

Yes, but not surprising.  Jorch is just reading from his 3x5's.  If Tommy had passed him a card that had "So, tell me.  Do you thing I'm a complete moron or just a brain-dead idiot?," Jorch would have dutifully read it.  No comprehension or conversation either required or implied.  Thanks, PremRat!

Is he in the process of planning to strangle that poor dog?  He has a history of "accidents" with animals.

[pate]

Is he in the process of planning to strangle that poor dog?  He has a history of "accidents" with animals.

heh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gBV-Nzq7Pg

[AZZERAE]

Ever noticed how excitedly he announces when the show is nearing the last segment?!

[albrecht]

Ever noticed how excitedly he announces when the show is nearing the last segment?!

Almost always. Even way before the show ends he makes statements like "wrap this thing up" "last segment coming up" and etc.

I also wonder if that is why he always introduces segments, upon return from commercial breaks, with statements like "indeed, indeed" "of course we are with" (when the guest has yet to be introduced or announced) and other weird phrasing. He is trying to get the show done as fast as possible and get out of there for a turkey sammich (why he likes making Tommie do banter and callers ramble on or play weird 'contests' or even, during some painful shows, folks singing to win prizes of his unread books.)

[Izintit?]

Almost always. Even way before the show ends he makes statements like "wrap this thing up" "last segment coming up" and etc.

I also wonder if that is why he always introduces segments, upon return from commercial breaks, with statements like "indeed, indeed" "of course we are with" (when the guest has yet to be introduced or announced) and other weird phrasing. He is trying to get the show done as fast as possible and get out of there for a turkey sammich (why he likes making Tommie do banter and callers ramble on or play weird 'contests' or even, during some painful shows, folks singing to win prizes of his unread books.)

At some point this week or last night Tommie Hillfigure must have pissed off that horses arse Noory because when Tommie asked the thin-skinned one what animal he thought he would be boorish George replied a "weasel". I almost felt sorry for him. George,of course, said he himself would be a lion.  GNS

[UFQuack]

The following was heard on tonight's show (Friday).

Georgie "Tell me about Cecil the lion." "Was he dying?"

Lady dead or alive animal communicator: "Cecil the lion, that was like one of the saddest things I've ever had to do."  "The whole world was mourning his loss and everyone was saddened by what happened to him." She said Cecil gave her a profound message she posted to her FakeBook page where it went viral and in every country in the world (so she said).

Less than a couple of minutes later I hear:
Georgie: "Do you deal with communicating with animals that have also passed on?"

Two things to be amazed by in this discourse. Georgie had no idea who Cecil the lion was or why it should be old news to anyone who doesn't live in a cave without satellite, cable, or Internet access. Georgie, after clearly hearing her talk about talking with Cecil the lion that had passed, then proceeded to ask her moments later if she communicated with deceased animals.

It's truly remarkable, it really is.

I was half listening to some of this, but it really is a perfect example of his not being there. I don't understand how it is possible for him to keep the job and the network not get fed up with him?

I understand that for many years now people have said that commercial-paid terrestrial (over-the-air broadcast) radio is dead and everything is either service or podcast and online or whatnot but all the more reason for traditional radio to shoot for more quality not having to put up with this mediocrity.

[Kidnostad3]

Seddique Mateen my ass!  That's George Noory with a fro.

[Morgus]

Noory was still trying to give away books guests have given him again last night by playing the theme song from old 50s-60s TV shows he liked as a kid.
But the callers still were clueless just like a week ago, and unable to guess the right TV show name.
For reference, if he plays the same ones again you can win Noory's books with these answers:
Captain Kangaroo was one, and another was The Rifleman...

[Robert]

I was half listening to some of this, but it really is a perfect example of his not being there. I don't understand how it is possible for him to keep the job and the network not get fed up with him?

Got a thread going on that in General Discussion now.  Got some partial answers, not completely satisfying but interesting.

[Robert]

Noory was still trying to give away books guests have given him again last night by playing the theme song from old 50s-60s TV shows he liked as a kid.
But the callers still were clueless just like a week ago, and unable to guess the right TV show name.
For reference, if he plays the same ones again you can win Noory's books with these answers:
Captain Kangaroo was one, and another was The Rifleman...

Unable, or just unmotivated?

[UFQuack]

Yes, but not surprising.  Jorch is just reading from his 3x5's.  If Tommy had passed him a card that had "So, tell me.  Do you thing I'm a complete moron or just a brain-dead idiot?," Jorch would have dutifully read it.  No comprehension or conversation either required or implied.  Thanks, PremRat!

Haha, I really wish somebody would get in there and put that to the test! You know this idea about 3x5's, is it literal 3x5's or just any way of prompting toward getting our mustachioed monkey to do something? I mean 3x5's are sort of old-school technology for 2016, there are other ways of getting this done like visual cues, signaling from behind the production booth glass, teleprompters or computer screens, whispering his next line through his headphones, or dangling food stuffs just out of his reach. Possibly even an electrostimulus device just to keep him out of deep sleep. I can't be sure that he doesn't come equipped with a set of puppet strings attached.

Almost always. Even way before the show ends he makes statements like "wrap this thing up" "last segment coming up" and etc.

I also wonder if that is why he always introduces segments, upon return from commercial breaks, with statements like "indeed, indeed" "of course we are with" (when the guest has yet to be introduced or announced) and other weird phrasing. He is trying to get the show done as fast as possible and get out of there for a turkey sammich (why he likes making Tommie do banter and callers ramble on or play weird 'contests' or even, during some painful shows, folks singing to win prizes of his unread books.)

It's so inexcusable! And I know it's been said many times before but it bears repeating indefinitely (or as long as he stays), even on Jorch free weekends.

[Uncle Duke]

The following was heard on tonight's show (Friday).

Georgie "Tell me about Cecil the lion." "Was he dying?"

Lady dead or alive animal communicator: "Cecil the lion, that was like one of the saddest things I've ever had to do."  "The whole world was mourning his loss and everyone was saddened by what happened to him." She said Cecil gave her a profound message she posted to her FakeBook page where it went viral and in every country in the world (so she said).

Less than a couple of minutes later I hear:
Georgie: "Do you deal with communicating with animals that have also passed on?"

Two things to be amazed by in this discourse. Georgie had no idea who Cecil the lion was or why it should be old news to anyone who doesn't live in a cave without satellite, cable, or Internet access. Georgie, after clearly hearing her talk about talking with Cecil the lion that had passed, then proceeded to ask her moments later if she communicated with deceased animals.

It's truly remarkable, it really is.

The second guest the night before was goofier than the gal who got the message from the lion.  He was, among other things, a mental health counselor, an actor, a medium, a dog trainer, a motivational speaker, and a radio host.  I couldn't decide if I was more amused or offended when he played the song he claimed was given to him by the military working dog whose handler was allegedly killed in Afghanistan.

The first guest that night was world class shyster LA Marzulli.  I can't believe George, the former news journalist, allows this guy to repeatedly say he has people who insist on remaining anonymous but have gone "on the record" to give him inside information supporting his outrageous claims.  His can anyone who refuses to be identitied go "on the record"?

[ItsOver]

Noory was still trying to give away books guests have given him again last night by playing the theme song from old 50s-60s TV shows he liked as a kid.
But the callers still were clueless just like a week ago, and unable to guess the right TV show name.
For reference, if he plays the same ones again you can win Noory's books with these answers:
Captain Kangaroo was one, and another was The Rifleman...

I'm surprised 'ol "always trying to scam a buck" Jorch just doesn't have Tommee sell the books on eBay or Half Price.  At least Tommee could earn so more Twinkie money.  I guess it's just not worth the 10¢ a book.