George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

I always appreciated George's in-depth analysis of the guests' books. "There's some great pictures in it!" and "Tell us about the book title."

That new book of his has to be either garbage or ghostwritten.

All of Noory's books are ghost-written, just ask Nancy Birnes about that... 

[PB the Deplorable]

All of Noory's books are garbage, just ask Nancy Birnes about that... 

[zeebo]

What has been heard cannot be unheard.

Are you speaking of the first 'emerging artist'?  I think I will carry that mental scar for some time.

[michio]

Are you speaking of the first 'emerging artist'?  I think I will carry that mental scar for some time.

I was speaking of the unholy union brought about by unholy forces. I agree that the last submerging "artist" was extraordinarily painful. Oh, and this one, too. 

[zeebo]

I was speaking of the unholy union brought about by unholy forces....

haha yeah it was a strange encounter.  the intent was good but, still was sort of uncomfortable - probably though only for us who know the whole backstory.

[Dateline]

Wearing that crown of thorns tonight, Norry?

[TigerLily]

I just got here. Did Heather speak? How cringeworthy was it?

[Dateline]

You have slaughtered this interview, Norry.  I am truly embarrassed for you.

[TigerLily]

You have slaughtered this interview, Norry.  I am truly embarrassed for you.

I can't bring myself to actually dial it in. From this comment nothing has changed

[zeebo]

You have slaughtered this interview, Norry.  I am truly embarrassed for you.

All he wants to do is berate this guest on how bad the 'wee-gee' board is.

[zeebo]

I just got here. Did Heather speak? How cringeworthy was it?

Heather was ok, she played it straight - basically Art has been through a tough series of health probs but is slowly recovering.  We already know all this but probably news to lots of C2C listeners.  Heather & George together was kinda awkward but it was over fast.

[michio]

haha yeah it was a strange encounter.  the intent was good but, still was sort of uncomfortable - probably though only for us who know the whole backstory.

Exactly, we know the whole sordid tale.  sNoory is confident he's the king of late night schlock talk and this is his way to rub it in.

[TigerLily]

Heather was ok, she played it straight - basically Art has been through a tough series of health probs but is slowly recovering.  We already know all this but probably news to lots of C2C listeners.  Heather & George together was kinda awkward but it was over fast.

About what I expected. So I take it no new news for us on Art except slowly recovering. Thanks for the update zeebie sweetie

[SciFiAuthor]

Well, listening to Noory for the first time in a while. It's gotten way worse. It's like shoving a McDonald's hamburger into your ear. I'm listening to a piece of corporate plastic.

[trostol]

Well, listening to Noory for the first time in a while. It's gotten way worse. It's like shoving a McDonald's hamburger into your ear. I'm listening to a piece of corporate plastic.

so turn it off and listen to some Zep lol

[SciFiAuthor]

so turn it off and listen to some Zep lol

I can't, it would require a trip to the other side of the room and I'm still SICK. Well, sick-ish. Or just being lazy.

[SciFiAuthor]

Jesus, now getting beaten with bamboo is "therapy".

[trostol]

I can't, it would require a trip to the other side of the room and I'm still SICK. Well, sick-ish. Or just being lazy.

lazy ...i agree with that

[TigerLily]

I can't, it would require a trip to the other side of the room and I'm still SICK. Well, sick-ish. Or just being lazy.

Didn't know you were sick Sci.  Best wishes to my Admiral

[trostol]

Didn't know you were sick Sci.  Best wishes to my Admiral

dont baby him

[TigerLily]

I will baby you if you get sick.  Btw I finished the last two episodes of Penny Dreadful. Now I know what you mean.

[trostol]

I will baby you if you get sick.  Btw I finished the last two episodes of Penny Dreadful. Now I know what you mean.

well i would appreciate that lol but he isn't really sick

and yes..entire season 3 just felt ...blah

[ItsOver]

All of Noory's books are ghost-written, just ask Nancy Birnes about that... 

Yep.  Jorch write his own books?    Hell, even he doesn't bother to read his books.

That was it?  HW comes on Snorch's Super Suck Sunday just to tell everyone what they can find with a simple internet search.  Her first contribution of homage to the King of Suckage.  Nice.

[ItsOver]

I can't, it would require a trip to the other side of the room and I'm still SICK. Well, sick-ish. Or just being lazy.

"Am I dolphin?  Am I porpoise?  Am I dolphin?  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

[Robert]

All he wants to do is berate this guest on how bad the 'wee-gee' board is.

From what I recall before I fell back to sleep, it was one of those shows where he was jumping in every few secs. to show "how much he knew".  That's a fault I gather Ms. Wade has had too.

You have to be interested but also restrained.

[zeebo]

From what I recall before I fell back to sleep, it was one of those shows where he was jumping in every few secs. to show "how much he knew".  That's a fault I gather Ms. Wade has had too.

You have to be interested but also restrained.

Yeah I was actually curious about her experiences since usually when the ouija comes up it's portrayed as some kind of demonic tool.  My experiences way back when were quite different, so I was interested in a different view.  But rather than actually explore the topic George felt it more important to repeatedly lecture her and us on how to see things. 

Btw alot of stuff he 'knows', like the other nite when the topic was obscure sci-fi/horror movies, are things which come to him after a few mins. delay, coincidentally about as long as a wikipedia search.

[Mizak]

Noory is such a Walter Mitty ,claiming you'll need binoculars to see his fat AZZ from the balcony of the Diane Worthan Theatre.It only seats 500 people LMFAO....

[Dateline]

Noory is such a Walter Mitty ,claiming you'll need binoculars to see his fat AZZ from the balcony of the Diane Worthan Theatre.It only seats 500 people LMFAO....

That was nother slip of the Norry tongue.  He meant to say you'll need bifocals to see his fat pants from  the balcony of the Diane Worthan Theatre. 

[Robert]

Btw alot of stuff he 'knows', like the other nite when the topic was obscure sci-fi/horror movies, are things which come to him after a few mins. delay, coincidentally about as long as a wikipedia search.

A search done by a producer who hands him the result on a card, you mean.

[Philosopher]

Classic Noory last night regarding CERN:  "That's the Gard Podicle, right?"