George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Anarchist]

I did hear that his dog signed on to write a tell all book and I got a sneak peek at the cover.


I sorta kinda like this post...

[The Anarchist]

re: GN, I once lived in a different dimension called the 70s and was in NYC on 42nd street and saw a movie called The Fourteen Inch Beirut - little did I know...

[pate]

He got a call?

Imagine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FixQE61iSDg

Eye keed, Euclid, we all kid...

eyediot:  Jorch is the new black>?

[pate]

a turkee sammich in deutshesland!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbCHW-Kni0

Hawaii, Dave?

[Morgus]

Near the end of the show last night, Noory tried to give away books guests have given him (that Noory never bothers to read) by playing a clip from an old TV theme song.
Unsuspecting callers had to try to guess what the TV show was that the theme came from, but most were clueless.
They were easy though: the first one was "Captain Kangaroo" probably one of Noory's favorites as a kid and the second one was "The Rifleman" another of Noory's childhood favorites.
The only caller that got one right and won a book though was frequent caller Cornelius (or Corny as Noory calls him) who correctly guessed one.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Near the end of the show last night, Noory tried to give away books guests have given him (that Noory never bothers to read) by playing a clip from an old TV theme song.
Unsuspecting callers had to try to guess what the TV show was that the theme came from, but most were clueless.
They were easy though: the first one was "Captain Kangaroo" probably one of Noory's favorites as a kid and the second one was "The Rifleman" another of Noory's childhood favorites.
The only caller that got one right and won a book though was frequent caller Cornelius (or Corny as Noory calls him) who correctly guessed one.

LISTENED TO BY MILLIONS!!!

That's quite delightfully hilarious.

[PB the Deplorable]

Near the end of the show last night, Noory tried to give away books guests have given him (that Noory never bothers to read) by playing a clip from an old TV theme song.
Unsuspecting callers had to try to guess what the TV show was that the theme came from, but most were clueless.
They were easy though: the first one was "Captain Kangaroo" probably one of Noory's favorites as a kid and the second one was "The Rifleman" another of Noory's childhood favorites.
The only caller that got one right and won a book though was frequent caller Cornelius (or Corny as Noory calls him) who correctly guessed one.

I remember Eddie Coyle from time to time would mention that he never receiving the books the Snorge promised to send him

[Morgus]

I remember Eddie Coyle from time to time would mention that he never receiving the books the Snorge promised to send him

Noory apparently sometimes seems to mess up the address he sends stuff too.
He sent me a DVD of "Mr. Wizard" years ago, but it ended up delivered at a house on another nearby street, fortunately the people at that house got it to me eventually...

[ItsOver]

Near the end of the show last night, Noory tried to give away books guests have given him (that Noory never bothers to read) by playing a clip from an old TV theme song.
Unsuspecting callers had to try to guess what the TV show was that the theme came from, but most were clueless.
They were easy though: the first one was "Captain Kangaroo" probably one of Noory's favorites as a kid and the second one was "The Rifleman" another of Noory's childhood favorites.
The only caller that got one right and won a book though was frequent caller Cornelius (or Corny as Noory calls him) who correctly guessed one.

Hey, Jorch!  Tune to Comet TV today for one of your favorites, The Thunderbirds!  We know you love those hot marionettes.

6 PM THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO
6 pm EST/PST
In this puppet adventure, the crime fighters known as the International Rescue team, led by the heroic Jeff Tracy (Peter Dyneley) and his equally brave sons, are managing security during the launching of the first manned flight to Mars. Jeff and the boys foil some crooks who want to sabotage the mission, and the craft takes off successfully. But later, as the astronauts try to return to Earth, they encounter grave technical difficulties, and the Rescue team must fly into space to save them.

8 PM THUNDERBIRD 6
8 pm EST/PST
In this animated adventure, International Rescue scientist and inventor Brains (David Graham) creates a high-tech airship, dubbed Skyship One, designed to circle the world. On its maiden launch, villains hijack the aircraft and a fierce gun fight breaks out, endangering a group of Brains' I.R. colleagues who are on board, including beautiful secret agent Lady Penelope (Sylvia Anderson). The Skyship is left in dire straits, forcing Brains himself to join the rescue attempt.

Sorry.  No Fireball XL5 for yeeewww, though.

[Zetaspeak]

Noory apparently sometimes seems to mess up the address he sends stuff too.
He sent me a DVD of "Mr. Wizard" years ago, but it ended up delivered at a house on another nearby street, fortunately the people at that house got it to me eventually...

What's more embarrassing having your neighbors know you got a package from Jorch or the neighbors accidentally receiving some "marital aids" addressed to you  I personally would consider it a PUSH.

This caller is clearly another of the JC impersonators - his voice is very different, too bad Noory is clueless...

Yeah, there was something about it that just didn't seem genuine. It wasn't the worst impression every, but I didn't get the feeling it was the real thing.

[ItsOver]

What's more embarrassing having your neighbors know you got a package from Jorch...

Despite Jorch's best efforts to become a well-known celebrity, the neighbors probably have no idea what a "Noory," is, fortunately.  Keep trying Jorch!



"Mommy, why is Shamu in a car, setting next to some strange guy with a 'stache?"

[Étouffée]

Tonight on Coast, retired chiropractor Troy Lawrence will discuss: 'what environmental conditions allowed the dinosaurs to thrive?'

I'm in.

[zeebo]

Tonight on Coast, retired chiropractor Troy Lawrence will discuss: 'what environmental conditions allowed the dinosaurs to thrive?'

Don't forget the first guest ... "Certified life/dating coach, author, and motivational speaker, Marla Martenson joins George Noory for a discussion about mystical energy, attracting abundance and all things spiritual, paranormal, and the occult."

Throw in some sweet emerging artists, and you've got another classic in the making.

[K_Dubb]

Don't forget the first guest ... "Certified life/dating coach, author, and motivational speaker, Marla Martenson joins George Noory for a discussion about mystical energy, attracting abundance and all things spiritual, paranormal, and the occult."

Throw in some sweet emerging artists, and you've got another classic in the making.

I am not such a credentialist snob that I am unwilling to concede that an enthusiastic amateur may have interesting things to say about dinosaurs, but that Marla chick is frightening.

[PB the Deplorable]

Don't forget the first guest ...

Isn't Redacted making her debut appearance on Coast tonight as well?

[PB the Deplorable]

''How didyoo get innereshted?''   ''How didjuh get your start?''. 

[PaulAtreides]

Isn't Redacted making her debut appearance on Coast tonight as well?

Only if she returns from her continuing education seminar at Hogwarts in time.

[PB the Deplorable]

Does George know Heather and Redacted are the same person?

[K_Dubb]

Does George know Heather and Redacted are the same person?

It would have been pretty hard to miss considering he is still active on here reading his messages.  Haven't you ever met someone in daylight you previously encountered in less-than-savory circumstances -- that awkward recognition thing you see them do with their eyes?  Sometimes it's best to pretend you just met.  I am imagining it will go something like that.

In case he missed anything, I am sure our resident troublemakers have sent him a reading list of post links.  God bless you for your efforts.

It's a forlorn hope, though.  These are two of the most boring, predictable people on radio.  To expect either of them to bust out of character and react like a real human being is foolhardy.

[zeebo]

''How didyoo get innereshted?''   ''How didjuh get your start?''.

"You're just great at doing what you do."

[albrecht]

"You're just great at doing what you do."

"You really like this stuff, how uh did you uh get involved in this stuff and do what you do?"
"Wow, you really like this stuff! How do you do what you do?"
quickly followed up, to keep the subject being Norry:
"I was the last person to interview Jimmy Hoffa" or name drop some Hollywood stuff like seeing an actor in a restaurant.

[ItsOver]

I am not such a credentialist snob that I am unwilling to concede that an enthusiastic amateur may have interesting things to say about dinosaurs, but that Marla chick is frightening.

Uh, oh.  Jorch may break-out a submerging artist rendition of "Lady in Red."  Get searching, Tommee.

[PB the Deplorable]

It's just wrong that Falkie wasn't invited to join George and Redacted. 

Each of them loathe the other two.

[Dateline]

It's just wrong that Falkie wasn't invited to join George and Redacted. 

Each of them loathe the other two.

Maybe if they take questions, he could call in. 

Or, there could be a round-table discussion, Norry, Falkie, and Redacted.

Or, maybe Redacted is going to unseat Falkie and give a one-minute video each month.

Or, maybe, just maybe all Bellgabbers should e-mal and tweet Norry about the issue.

The night is young and the possibilities are endless..

[Richard Groyper]

Uh, oh.  Jorch may break-out a submerging artist rendition of "Lady in Red."  Get searching, Tommee.

Turkee sammiches on standby...

[PB the Deplorable]

My favorite paranormal talk show topic is trolls, no discussion involving George Noory would be complete without quotable troll commentary.

That reminds me, I'd better head over to ma's basement, and hook the cord up to the neighbors electricity box, so I can hear thuh show.

[Richard Groyper]

My favorite paranormal talk show topic is trolls, no discussion involving George Noory would be complete without quotable troll commentary.

That reminds me, I'd better head over to ma's basement, and hook the cord up to the neighbors electricity box, so I can hear thuh show.

If you see Amy Martin bound and gagged down in the basement; please don't ask any questions. It would be a shame if the police had to be involved. I'm a nice fellow. She's being watered and fed regularly. I even put some straw down.

[Maxwell]

Near the end of the show last night, Noory tried to give away books guests have given him (that Noory never bothers to read) by playing a clip from an old TV theme song.

I always appreciated George's in-depth analysis of the guests' books. "There's some great pictures in it!" and "Tell us about the book title."

That new book of his has to be either garbage or ghostwritten.

[PB the Deplorable]

... That new book of his has to be either garbage or ghostwritten.

Or both. 

Heather followed a report of a girl who died from brain eating bacteria ''she was out swimming just a month ago, gawsh'', and was followed by some weird story about some donated organs

[michio]

What has been heard cannot be unheard.