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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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GravitySucks

Quote from: ItsOver on July 28, 2016, 07:39:27 AM
No LMH tonight.  She must be on Summer vacation.

Good news for San Fran.  No Jorch, at least for awhile.  Olé!

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Attending her daughter's wedding, if I remember correctly.

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 28, 2016, 11:56:23 AM
Attending her daughter's wedding, if I remember correctly.
Yep.
Leonard Mlodinow is a really interesting. Has some very good, interesting books. So funny when a guy with real education and chops gets on with Norry and callers with their "theories." I enjoyed him replying to "John" caller about we are inside a blackhole and the bang is us observing an event horizon from the inside and various dark energy and expanding blackholes etc  "Well, I, uh, interesting, I couldn't quite follow, the problem is when you have a theory like that you need to write it up with mathematical equations and maybe a few words between them, I, uh, can't really comment on that."  ;D ;D ;D
and Bill the AAA. And putting up with Norry's constant go-to soliloquy about not understanding the "big bang."

Rico999

So my listening to Coast is almost nothing, but tonight I tune in and what does that sick fuck George lead his "news" segment with?  Yet another sad story about some poor little kid halfway around the world who gets killed in some tragic accident in a zoo.  I mean is this guy Noory pathological or what??  What is with this guy and little kids getting killed in weird and tragic ways??  He must come in his pants when he sees news like this on the web so he can "share' it with his audience.

And who the hell would pay more than 3 cents to see this 3rd rate talent asshole?   Damn. 

ziznak

Quote from: Rico999 on July 28, 2016, 11:48:22 PM
So my listening to Coast is almost nothing, but tonight I tune in and what does that sick fuck George lead his "news" segment with?  Yet another sad story about some poor little kid halfway around the world who gets killed in some tragic accident in a zoo.  I mean is this guy Noory pathological or what??  What is with this guy and little kids getting killed in weird and tragic ways??  He must come in his pants when he sees news like this on the web so he can "share' it with his audience.

And who the hell would pay more than 3 cents to see this 3rd rate talent asshole?   Damn. 
Everytime I hear ol Snore's read one of his "little kid gets maimed or killed" story I think of this cartoon and can picture him at this party:

I'm sure jorch has every volume of "the best of little kids screaming"

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Rico999 on July 28, 2016, 11:48:22 PM
So my listening to Coast is almost nothing, but tonight I tune in and what does that sick fuck George lead his "news" segment with?  Yet another sad story about some poor little kid halfway around the world who gets killed in some tragic accident in a zoo.  I mean is this guy Noory pathological or what??  What is with this guy and little kids getting killed in weird and tragic ways??  He must come in his pants when he sees news like this on the web so he can "share' it with his audience.

And who the hell would pay more than 3 cents to see this 3rd rate talent asshole?   Damn.

Yeah. Same shit always happens to me tuning in to that serial-killin' Jesuit baby-rapin' freak Noron too. Coupled with the jerk-wad's fear-porn agenda, his not-so-subtle allusions to an affinity for child-abuse is one of the most sickening "attractions' out there in "the media." 

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 28, 2016, 11:56:23 AM
Attending her daughter's wedding, if I remember correctly.
Oh, that's right.  And Jorch wasn't invited.  ;D

Morgus

Looks like its a 3day Noory-Free weekend since he is taking tonight off and Jimmy Church fills in.
Saturday night its Dave Schrader and Sunday its George Knapp!


Quote from: Rico999 on July 28, 2016, 11:48:22 PM
So my listening to Coast is almost nothing, but tonight I tune in and what does that sick fuck George lead his "news" segment with?  Yet another sad story about some poor little kid halfway around the world who gets killed in some tragic accident in a zoo.  I mean is this guy Noory pathological or what??  What is with this guy and little kids getting killed in weird and tragic ways??  He must come in his pants when he sees news like this on the web so he can "share' it with his audience.

And who the hell would pay more than 3 cents to see this 3rd rate talent asshole?   Damn.

I've said it on here before and I'll say it again. All Snoory cares about is dead people. From NDEs, ghosts and EVPs to dead people in the news. It's dead people all the time.

Granted, I myself find many of the subjects interesting (or would if he knew how to properly interview his guests) but this guy has a morbid obsession with dead people in all of it's forms and facets.

pate

Goofball and THE RAGE Virus has a good ring tuit...

pate

I just don't see the point to future generations.  the one about foolishness..

While I contemplate throwing this hole that deserves NPR out the window.

I cringe a bit when the glass actually makes that breaking sound

zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on July 29, 2016, 03:45:31 PM
Looks like its a 3day Noory-Free weekend since he is taking tonight off and Jimmy Church fills in.
Saturday night its Dave Schrader and Sunday its George Knapp!

Yes Hackers tonite, Bigfoot tomorrow, and Strange Disappearances on Sunday.  All 99% purified of Noory contaminants (that stubborn 1% being various unavoidable Noor-ads).



Dateline

Norry should be the starter or founder of the WAFFLE party.  First he was going to be a Democrat and Hillary was the winner.  Then, he did his little drafting deal where he would step in and help the Republicans, run for the Presidency as a Republican.  Then, this week he says he is a Libertarian.  What this means that Norry has no solid beliefs, no core, no values.  Next, he will be an Independent.  He is on Alex Jones talking politics.  Don't you think he is gonna shade Coast in the direction of Trump?

I can think of only one other person that waffled as much as Norry.  That was Bill Clinton. 

OK, Norry run under the WAFFLE party.  Senda can be your VP, and  your platform can all of the items that Senda is known for.  You both have so many cases in common, referring to the Falkie thread.

Rico999

Quote from: Dateline on July 30, 2016, 10:11:41 AM
Norry should be the starter or founder of the WAFFLE party.  First he was going to be a Democrat and Hillary was the winner.  Then, he did his little drafting deal where he would step in and help the Republicans, run for the Presidency as a Republican.  Then, this week he says he is a Libertarian.  What this means that Norry has no solid beliefs, no core, no values.  Next, he will be an Independent.  He is on Alex Jones talking politics.  Don't you think he is gonna shade Coast in the direction of Trump?

I can think of only one other person that waffled as much as Norry.  That was Bill Clinton. 

OK, Norry run under the WAFFLE party.  Senda can be your VP, and  your platform can all of the items that Senda is known for.  You both have so many cases in common, referring to the Falkie thread.


I think the real George is the one that's on Alex Jones.   I'm pretty sure George is way more weird than he likes to portray himself as a "personality."

Check out the classic 1957 film "A Face in the Crowd," starring Andy Griffith and Patricia Neal.  It's a spoof on the big TV personality of the day, Arthur Godfrey, who in real life, wasn't such a nice guy as the public thought.....

Rico999

Quote from: ziznak on July 29, 2016, 03:21:03 AM
Everytime I hear ol Snore's read one of his "little kid gets maimed or killed" story I think of this cartoon and can picture him at this party:

I'm sure jorch has every volume of "the best of little kids screaming"

Hilarious.  Hadn't seen that one yet.  Thanks.

Quote from: Rico999 on July 30, 2016, 01:23:21 PM

Check out the classic 1957 film "A Face in the Crowd," starring Andy Griffith and Patricia Neal.  It's a spoof on the big TV personality of the day, Arthur Godfrey, who in real life, wasn't such a nice guy as the public thought.....

Great film! Strangely, both dated and timeless. Definitely worth watching. They show it on cable every now and then.

Dateline

Quote from: Astrid Galactic on July 30, 2016, 03:53:10 PM
Great film! Strangely, both dated and timeless. Definitely worth watching. They show it on cable every now and then.

But, is it on Netflix?

Little Hater

Quote from: Dateline on July 30, 2016, 04:17:31 PM
But, is it on Netflix?

No, but neither is any other movie anyone recommends to you, ever.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Astrid Galactic on July 29, 2016, 09:58:52 PM
I've said it on here before and I'll say it again. All Snoory cares about is dead people. From NDEs, ghosts and EVPs to dead people in the news. It's dead people all the time.

Granted, I myself find many of the subjects interesting (or would if he knew how to properly interview his guests) but this guy has a morbid obsession with dead people in all of it's forms and facets.

It all started when Aunt Caligula fried herself in the tub when he was a boy.

That's a good point, childhood trauma often influences pathological behavior later in life.

Dateline

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2016, 05:11:02 PM
It all started when Aunt Caligula fried herself in the tub when he was a boy.

She is rumored to have had his rubber ducky.

Has he told the story of his father stomping the baby hamsters to death lately?

UFQuack

Q: What does Jorch like to do on the weekends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nChyRZx3wY

A: Jorch brings boring to shows other than his own.


zeebo

Quote from: UFQuack on July 31, 2016, 12:05:01 AM
Q: What does Jorch like to do on the weekends?

A:Jorch brings boring to shows other than his own.

Jorch likes to share the blandness.  He used to horde it, but realized he's always got a surplus.

UFQuack

Quote from: zeebo on July 31, 2016, 12:16:01 AM
Jorch likes to share the blandness.  He used to horde it, but realized he's always got a surplus.

haha, yeah plenty to spread around



"Honor and Intechrity"


Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2016, 05:11:02 PM
It all started when Aunt Caligula fried herself in the tub when he was a boy.

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on July 30, 2016, 05:14:54 PM
That's a good point, childhood trauma often influences pathological behavior later in life.

So, in other words, are you saying that he found the pizza roll incident a pleasurable experience?

All kind of freaks in this world.

Haven't listened to George in forever.  Put on a random show with him and a TWA800 guest  and of course the very
first thing is a dead child story................  *sigh*

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