George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

Yes!! There are others out there! Others who realize that Georgie Snorry has ruined C2C! 16+ year listener here......

*sniff* I get all choked up when I see another one's eyes open. Pretty soon they start walking and then whole new worlds are opened up to them! *sniff*

Welcome!

[George Noory]

I'm doin' pretty good so far. Yeah, I know, I should have been able to figure out omniology but words are hard.

[Immy]

haha. I havent heard that show, but that sounds like classic Noory. Do you remember the guests name?

Going thru the C2C past guests it appears to be Paul Rimmasch. A fascinating guest and Snorry dropped the ball so often I invented a new dance called The Face Palm.

*sniff* I get all choked up when I see another one's eyes open. Pretty soon they start walking and then whole new worlds are opened up to them! *sniff*

Welcome!

Thank you! Validation feels so good. I may force myself to recall some hilarious/frustrating soundbites from Gorgeous George.

One off the top of my head - any, and I mean ANY guest that is a dream interpreter will always receive as their first question..."What are dreams?"

[Immy]

Ah, catharsis is wonderful!

George's problems are also evident in the basic structure of the show. He actually describes the lineup in reverse.

After his intro spiel ("Good morning, good evening...") is "Welcome to Coast to Coast AM, I'm George Noory. Next Hour..."

Next hour?? Why would you intro the 2nd hour of programming first? You start with your opening guest(s) then build to the main guest(s).

Also, have you noticed how antsy he gets if one of the opening mini-interviews goes beyond the allotted time? He practically shoves his prefunctory thanks down their throats as he ends the segment.

[Morgus]

Noory keeps having these literal bible guests on like the first 2 hours tonight.
This guy was asked how old the earth is and he thinks only 6000 years old...
Just like Steve Quayle he believes in giants too.
Probably was read too many fairy tales as a kid, like Jack in the Beanstalk.
Fe, fi, fo, fum...

[ziznak]

from last nights first hour....
"if a dolphin had a thumb, god knows what they would be doing!"

[BobGrau]

from last nights first hour....
"if a dolphin had a thumb, god knows what they would be doing!"

They would be fast-blasting "You SUCK, george!" like everyone else.

[Sleepwalker]

Hey there, Sleepy, how are yewwwwwwwwwww? Glad to see you here. That's super. You are a valued C2C listener. I love it. O.K.,Sleeps, thanks for postin'.

I'm good, George, how are yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?  Man, I shure enjoyed that good show you had last night about them giants.  You know, I was wonderin how come there aint no 30 foot tall skeletons fer us to look at in the museums.  But yer gest answered it by sayin there are lots of them but the guvermints been hidin them from the public.  They also been hidin those giant swords and body armor the giants used.  It figgers.   First the guvmint lies to us about the annanookie and now their lyin about them 30 foot tall giants and hidin there skeletons so we can't see for ourselves.  I also liked the part where yer gest said the story of David and Goliath was a hisorically proven event.  I always new it was but it was good to here you and yer intelligent guest confirm what I alreddy new.  Thanks fer always tellin us the trooth George and fer having grate gests like that giant feller.  Okay well I got to git to werk now at the taxidermy shop.  We got lots of wombats and roadkill to stuff today.  I'll be lissnen again tonight.

[Sardondi]

Ah, catharsis is wonderful!...

Immy, you're so right. Which is the great value of this site. You'll find that as you give virtual voice to your pent-up frustration at the gross incompetence and intense self-satisfaction of George Noory, endorphins will flood your brain. You'll unleash the story of the hundreds of irritants which have long festered in you. You'll see it's all been said before, which is perfectly fine, because you'll know that we here know exactly what you're talking about - and you'll know you've found a home. "♫♪ Where everybody knows your naaa-a-aaame...♪♫"

Okay, it's not like that. But it is familiar and comfortable. Enjoy.

[driton]

Figured theres not enough photoshopped noory pics out there,heres another![attach=1]

[ItsOver]

from last nights first hour....
"if a dolphin had a thumb, god knows what they would be doing!"

I know what message they'd be sending Nooron if they had a middle finger.

[ItsOver]

.......He related a story about an officer who was filling out a report near a lonely cornfield at night, when he heard the sound of children giggling, which unnerved him. George's first instinctual question? "What were they laughing at?" HUH??? .....

I'm surprised he just didn't say "Der's Sumptin go on out dere!!!" and then cut into a Carnivora commercial.

[Immy]

It's tonsorial twosome Thursday - Mr Moustache and Mr Loony Locks.

[Immy]

Linda Moulton Howe in hour 2...so Snoory can take a nap for 98% of the rest of the show.

[George Noory]

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[Morgus]

noory just asked the ancient aliens guy how he gets his hair to stand up all the time, his 'look'

[Immy]

"Bull, come, Bull come" Oh Linda...

George's reply after all that? "Good point."  :

[George Noory]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[Morgus]

Sounds like Linda Howe has a guest on now that is promoting global warming effects from too much carbon dioxide and methane.
Noory however has an opposite view...

[ziznak]

"Bull, come, Bull come" Oh Linda...

George's reply after all that? "Good point."  :

lol I couldnt help but laugh hearing her say that... got all the freaks on tonight.

This one is a lil bigger.... love that meme...
Did you notice that for once Suckalots actually said that some ancient hieroglyphs were actually just superimposed and misinterpreted and not actually pics of ancient helicopters n shit!?!!? almost soiled my pants.

did somebody say there arent enough photoslopped noory pics???









dear lord I didn't realize how much time and energy I've put into these.... and thats only one page from my imageshack acct...

[b_dubb]

lots of mangled english last night.  and the "amazing" ufo sighting made me think of flares.  wonder if dude lived next to a base or something

[ItsOver]

lots of mangled english last night.  and the "amazing" ufo sighting made me think of flares.  wonder if dude lived next to a base or something

And, of course, his camera just happened to foul-up.  :  At least Noory got to catch-up on his sleep, with LMH droning on.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

 

Greatest picture ever.

[Bmassie]

Lmh makes me sick.dont know whats worse her horible interviews or number ladys bullshit.

[Agent : Orange]

Lmh makes me sick.dont know whats worse her horible interviews or number ladys bullshit.

Yeah, have to say I second this. Just her voice grates on me, nevermind some of the senseless bullshit she "reports" on.

LMH, Ed Dames and Richard Hoagland are among the guests I could never understand why Art always gave a free pass to.

[Bmassie]

Lmh would still be a better host then noory,he truely does suck.lmh should give george some pointers at this point shes had more real interviews on c2c over the years then good girl noory ever will with those pussy questions of his.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah, have to say I second this. Just her voice grates on me, nevermind some of the senseless bullshit she "reports" on.

LMH, Ed Dames and Richard Hoagland are among the guests I could never understand why Art always gave a free pass to.

Eveyln Paglini is as annoying and as full of shit as any of them

I actually don't mind Linda that much, at least she goes places and interviews people and has an interest in the world around her - a rare thing for the current hosts and guests of C2C.  And she's not an idiot like the Numbers Lady, Whitley or Richard C, and she's not sitting around making shit up to scare people like the remote 'viewers' and 'predictions' people. 

[Bmassie]

The quality of her interview in the art days audio wise was almost unbearable white noise all these years later all i rember besides cattle bees and ufo's is her falling for very bad photo shops she called dragonfly drones in california.makes u wonder how much other bogus info this smart lady falls for.

[PB the Deplorable]

The quality of her interview in the art days audio wise was almost unbearable white noise all these years later all i rember besides cattle bees and ufo's is her falling for very bad photo shops she called dragonfly drones in california.makes u wonder how much other bogus info this smart lady falls for.

Yeah, the terrible tape quality, the quiverng voice, the crop circles and mutilated cattle - ugh!, even the bees and bat colony collapses got to be old.  I liked her more recent reports on Gobekli Tepe and that she actually went there.

Team Noory and all the regulars are pretty Sucky, each in their own way.  George wouldn't have it any other way. 

[Meggini]

Yeah, have to say I second this. Just her voice grates on me, nevermind some of the senseless bullshit she "reports" on.

LMH, Ed Dames and Richard Hoagland are among the guests I could never understand why Art always gave a free pass to.

Talk about having a voice for print.... I can't listen to her. I tried her website and can't get into that either. Poorly drawn conclusions and reaches worthy of a game of twister. I love these topics, but if you don't have the goods (or haven't put some work into building a mystery), then at least present your "finds" tongue-in-cheek so we're all entertained.

I don't understand why they have Ed Dames on, either. Hoagland is at least entertaining. Back in Art's day, I used to like that he spent so much time pouring over Mars images finding "artifacts". It gave me a chance to see interesting images of the Mars landscape without having to put a lot of work into it myself. And, I like the idea of an ancient Martian civilization. That's just fun. I haven't listened to him lately, though.