George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[DangerousBlossom]

Does George, who spent the better part of the last decade trying to scare people about the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, even mention it anymore?

He says there still may be "something with the Sun", but then again perhaps "nothing that happens."

[DangerousBlossom]

Here is a photo from Nora Gedgaudas' website, you be the judge:

She is not going to be hired for swimsuit ads, but looks more like a pianist than someone eating bugs in the wilderness with her nature friends.

[El Kragen]

Noory was deflated when every attempt to tie the pyramids to aliens was shot down. Even if this expert is wrong, I love the idea of attributing the pyramids to something mundane as a water pump.. No stargate, no starship, no hyper dimensional portal, not even the earthly depository of god.. Nope.. Water pump.

You disagree with George's opinions you get dumped. "There are no coincidences."[attach=1]

Hilarious. No aliens, space ships or stargates? George called shenanigans and dumped the guest. He probably thought he was protecting the audience from hucksters and frauds lol

[Sardondi]

Are you saying that the stones floated?

This was the question that Noory actually asked instead of assuming that they would be floated on barges.  What reality does this man live in where you ask the guest if he believes that a 70 ton rock floated all by itself on the water?

Hilarious. No aliens, space ships or stargates? George called shenanigans and dumped the guest. He probably thought he was protecting the audience from hucksters and frauds lol

Guest: "..and they sent the stones via the Nile."
George: "Are you saying that the stones floated?"
Guest:".......Uh, no, George. They simply put them on boa..."
George: "WHAT?!? Floating stones?! How dare you try to say stones floated!?"
Guest: "Uh, that's not what I sai..."
George: "Okay! We're going to break. Then we'll have an hour of Open Lines, with 'Scary Stories', next!"
(Break - Elvis Bumper)
George: "And we're back. Folks, you know how much I care about you and how I'm always going to protect you from frauds, hucksters and thieves. When I heard that guest say that the Egyptians made stones float up the Nile, well I just couldn't..."
Tom (booth): "Uh, George, that's not what he sai..."
George: "Now remember, tomorrow night we're going to have our good friend Richard C. Hoagland on to talk to you about becoming a partner with him on this fantastic expedition he's planning. Okay, West of the Rockies, what's your scary story?".....

[Sardondi]

Hey, is it like prematurely talking about a no-hitter to mention that MV is getting real close to a milestone for a certain thread beloved of haters and people who need to get a life?

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey, is it like prematurely talking about a no-hitter to mention that MV is getting real close to a milestone for a certain thread beloved of haters and people who need to get a life?

the user who hits post #1 on page 500 will have secured a very special place in the annals of noory suckage.

[b_dubb]

Guest: "..and they sent the stones via the Nile."
George: "Are you saying that the stones floated?"
Guest:".......Uh, no, George. They simply put them on boa..."
George: "WHAT?!? Floating stones?! How dare you try to say stones floated!?"
Guest: "Uh, that's not what I sai..."
George: "Okay! We're going to break. Then we'll have an hour of Open Lines, with 'Scary Stories', next!"
(Break - Elvis Bumper)
George: "And we're back. Folks, you know how much I care about you and how I'm always going to protect you from frauds, hucksters and thieves. When I heard that guest say that the Egyptians made stones float up the Nile, well I just couldn't..."
Tom (booth): "Uh, George, that's not what he sai..."
George: "Now remember, tomorrow night we're going to have our good friend Richard C. Hoagland on to talk to you about becoming a partner with him on this fantastic expedition he's planning. Okay, West of the Rockies, what's your scary story?".....

Dear Premiere Radio
Please fire George Noory. He's an idiot and he can't pronounce words correctly. He is also dull and uninteresting.

Kind regards,

b_dubb and a millions of other folks who think that George Noory sucks

[ChancersAnswer]

Wow, tonight's diet guest is quite Noory-appropriate.  He just recommended people drink 15 glasses of ice water the first thing upon getting up in the morning.  Then he went into something about previously living near the Arctic Circle with a pack of wolves.  I am thinking he might even have said a "tribe" of wolves, but I am probably wrong there.

As I recall last week's diet guy was a pretty sensible "eat less, walk more" type who didn't say anything odd, but was about as interesting as listening to the traffic noise.

This guy also sounds female.  Maybe it is a female, in which case she sounds male.  I am going to the website to check out its photo.

P.S.: The site is down, but the first name is "Nora" so I am guessing female.  That's a slight relief somehow.

Was she the one that was on a while back, going on about an "ice age diet", claiming that anything that had a miniscule amount of sugar was inherently evil to the human digestion system? If so, I think I'll give the latest podcast a miss.

[Sardondi]

Guest: "..and they sent the stones via the Nile."
George: "Are you saying that the stones floated?"
Guest:".......Uh, no, George. They simply put them on boa..."
George: "WHAT?!? Floating stones?! How dare you try to say stones floated!?"
Guest: "Uh, that's not what I sai..."
George: "Okay! We're going to break. Then we'll have an hour of Open Lines, with 'Scary Stories', next!"
(Break - Elvis Bumper)
George: "And we're back. Folks, you know how much I care about you and how I'm always going to protect you from frauds, hucksters and thieves. When I heard that guest say that the Egyptians made stones float up the Nile, well I just couldn't..."
Tom (booth): "Uh, George, that's not what he sai..."
George: "Now remember, tomorrow night we're going to have our good friend Richard C. Hoagland on to talk to you about becoming a partner with him on this fantastic expedition he's planning. Okay, West of the Rockies, what's your scary story?".....

I may have been remiss in not having made clear that the above "transcript" is not an actual representation of the show, and is, in fact, a fiction created as humor. But it does bring up an interesting point that a satire may have been indistinguishable from reality. That is indeed what they mean when they say Noory is "beyond parody", and it is the equivalent of jumping the shark. So, Premiere, you can't go wrong if you fire him.

[VtaGeezer]

Are you saying that the stones floated?

This was the question that Noory actually asked instead of assuming that they would be floated on barges.  What reality does this man live in where you ask the guest if he believes that a 70 ton rock floated all by itself on the water?

Noory even had a hard time assimilating the barge idea. For a man who spent nine years as a USN officer to think 70 tons can't be supported on water is pretty telling about Noory's thru a soda straw view of the world.  His ignorance and inability to even frame reasonable questions dealing with the a topic common on C2C since the 90s is f'ing unbelievable.  I'm surprised Noory gets on airplanes...surely they're kept aloft by only by magic!

I suspected he was out of gas after Hour 2 and would cut the guy loose early (though he was a rather dull one).

C2C should book a guest who's researched how blithering idiots can succeed and become wealthy in American society. It's point would go right over GN's head.

[MV/Liberace!]

Dear Premiere Radio
Please fire George Noory. He's an idiot and he can't pronounce words correctly. He is also dull and uninteresting.

Kind regards,

b_dubb and a millions of other folks who think that George Noory sucks

please get those millions of other folks over here to coastgab so i can make more money.


thank you.

[Nebraska888]

Last night's (Thursday) program with Noory was so cringe-inducing I put my pillow over my head!  I had my radio on a timer....and was too lazy to turn it off.  So, I continued to listen to what has to be (if this is even possible) one of THE MOST IDIOT interviews Noory has done to date.  The guest was fine......his theories may be odd, strange, bogus......but no more bogus than other theories presented concerning the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. 

I honestly thought Noory might have had a mini stroke....or, as usual, he's busy on his computer while he interviews.  Whatever, the case.....last night's performance was surreal......I kept thinking, "He can't be asking these questions.....he can't be making these statements.......he JUST ASKED THAT SAME QUESTION two minutes ago....."

[coaster]

Guest: "..and they sent the stones via the Nile."
George: "Are you saying that the stones floated?"
Guest:".......Uh, no, George. They simply put them on boa..."
George: "WHAT?!? Floating stones?! How dare you try to say stones floated!?"
Guest: "Uh, that's not what I sai..."
George: "Okay! We're going to break. Then we'll have an hour of Open Lines, with 'Scary Stories', next!"
(Break - Elvis Bumper)
George: "And we're back. Folks, you know how much I care about you and how I'm always going to protect you from frauds, hucksters and thieves. When I heard that guest say that the Egyptians made stones float up the Nile, well I just couldn't..."
Tom (booth): "Uh, George, that's not what he sai..."
George: "Now remember, tomorrow night we're going to have our good friend Richard C. Hoagland on to talk to you about becoming a partner with him on this fantastic expedition he's planning. Okay, West of the Rockies, what's your scary story?".....

It wouldnt surprise me at all If Noory pulled something like that.

[ItsOver]

Guest: "..and they sent the stones via the Nile."
George: "Are you saying that the stones floated?"
Guest:".......Uh, no, George. They simply put them on boa..."
George: "WHAT?!? Floating stones?! How dare you try to say stones floated!?"
Guest: "Uh, that's not what I sai..."
George: "Okay! We're going to break. Then we'll have an hour of Open Lines, with 'Scary Stories', next!"
(Break - Elvis Bumper)
George: "And we're back. Folks, you know how much I care about you and how I'm always going to protect you from frauds, hucksters and thieves. When I heard that guest say that the Egyptians made stones float up the Nile, well I just couldn't..."
Tom (booth): "Uh, George, that's not what he sai..."
George: "Now remember, tomorrow night we're going to have our good friend Richard C. Hoagland on to talk to you about becoming a partner with him on this fantastic expedition he's planning. Okay, West of the Rockies, what's your scary story?".....

Pretty good.    I could tell it wasn't actually Snoory.  There wasn't any mention of how he'd be continuing the Friday night closing tradition of UFO Phil, for our listening pleasure.   

[WOTR]

I'm surprised Noory gets on airplanes...surely they're kept aloft by only by magic!

I suspected he was out of gas after Hour 2 and would cut the guy loose early (though he was a rather dull one).

That is exactly WHY Noory can get on an airplane... magic is something he can believe in.

When he said goodbye to the guest he thanked him for his interesting theories (or some such thing).  It was so forced and insincere that I could call Noory up to thank him for his years of dedicated service and be more convincing.

[michio]

Open lines can be fun when the callers add their own interesting stories and contradict Simple George's crazed ideas. But after he dumped the guest and it converted into George's grandfatherly moron-side chats where he dishes out his life's collection of wisdom, it was too much to handle.  To top it off, he has to use his "I'm a thoughtful guy who cares" voice that makes it ten times worse because you know he's an intellectual fraud and a manipulator of people's emotions.

As I'm sure many have heard, he wants to use his mass mind control experiment to create a "deluge of storms in the Midwest" and "heavy rainfall," as he's done how many times before.  George is on another power trip.  Art stopped the experiments out of concern for what he couldn't control and the damage it could do. George blindly plows ahead with no concern for anything but his success and to hell with everything else.  But we should be relieved in the FACT he said he'd "take responsibility" for anything that went wrong.  Right, Simple George, add drought conditions and flash floods and nothing bad will come out of it.  It will be harmless in your warped and disconnected mind.

del·uge/ˈdel(y)o͞oj/
Noun:   
A severe flood.
Verb:   
Inundate with a great quantity of something

[Morgus]

Noory had Richard C. Hoagland on tonight for a few moments to talk about the 43rd anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing today.

[Sardondi]

...But after he dumped the guest and it converted into George's grandfatherly moron-side chats where he dishes out his life's collection of wisdom, it was too much to handle.  To top it off, he has to use his "I'm a thoughtful guy who cares" voice that makes it ten times worse because you know he's an intellectual fraud and a manipulator of people's emotions....

"You folks know how much the Coast audience means to me - it's like we're family. And I feel like I can talk to you like family and tell you my innermost thoughts. And that's why I feel I can make my opinion known to you. My opinions may be controversial, but I don't care. What I want to tell you is...I don't think they should show executions live on TV. And I don't think you should be able to openly urinate in public. Nor do I believe in child sacrifice....at least not before school-age.

I don't mean to shock anyone, but I'm a man of strong opinions, and I let the chips fall where they may..."

[Morgus]

Noory went quickly to open lines tonight after having a guest on only for the first hour.
But he mentioned later tonight there will be a visit with Oliver Williams about time traveler John Titor again.
Probably Noory is cutting out early tonight and the last hour will be a replay of the many past visits with Oliver Williams...

[PB the Deplorable]

... after he dumped the guest and it converted into George's grandfatherly moron-side chats where he dishes out his life's collection of wisdom, it was too much to handle...

Sometimes one can almost hear Tommy chewing in the background..

[Designx]

Hoagland's photoshop work is getting worse and worse....

[MDL5676]

Holy F*CK...

George just said that he beleives that people "are acting weird" lately because.... get ready now... because "there's something weird going on with the sun" and he "truly believes" that the sun is having some sort of "electromagnetic effect on people's personalities"... What. The. Fuck.  

[Morgus]

Noory seems to be mentioning a lot of his good samaritan stories tonight.
First he told of earlier today saving a sparrow's life by giving it some water.
Then he mentioned he opened a door for some woman who was amazed he did so...

[Oversoul]

In response to a caller, Noory just stated in the show tonight that "It's always been a bad time."  He was implying that life's condition has always been stressful for people all the time.  So, why is the moron Noory still asking why are people behaving strangely these days?  The man's reasoning abilities seem to be short-circuited.  :

[Oversoul]

Holy F*CK...

George just said that he beleives that people "are acting weird" lately because.... get ready now... because "there's something weird going on with the sun" and he "truly believes" that the sun is having some sort of "electromagnetic effect on people's personalities"... What. The. Fuck.  

Noory probably thinks that the sun's radiation is literally frying people's brains inside their skulls.     What a turd.

[SnoorysStache]

Noory probably thinks that the sun's radiation is literally frying people's brains inside their skulls.     What a turd.

Well...sNoory's "brain" certainly is fried shit.

[Morgus]

Noory is attracting fundamentalist bible thumpers again.
This guy calling in now thinks the universe is only 8000 years old...

[DangerousBlossom]

Was she the one that was on a while back, going on about an "ice age diet", claiming that anything that had a miniscule amount of sugar was inherently evil to the human digestion system? If so, I think I'll give the latest podcast a miss.

Not sure, but it seems quite possible.  I thought she said she previously promoted a "paleolithic diet" but no longer thinks that is good enough and now promotes a "neo-paleolithic diet."  But she did seem to be quite into ice.  She recommended people putting an ice pack between their shoulder blades as a weight loss aid.

[ziznak]

In response to a caller, Noory just stated in the show tonight that "It's always been a bad time."

I heard that too and was like ok George... we all know you been down the rough side of life... that George Noory!!! Ahhh life has never met such a weathered man as George Noory... what a scrapper that fellow!!!

[ZombiePoppa]

George just said that he beleives that people "are acting weird" lately because.... get ready now... because "there's something weird going on with the sun"

He said this in response to a caller who suggested hype over the 2012 bullshit, among other things, was causing people to feel hopeless & act out violently. Of course Snoory dismissed the idea... God forbid he take responsibility for the nonstop fear mongering.

I really tried to listen to the show tonight while working but the armchair commandos calling in, telling us how they would have single-handedly saved the day, pissed me off to no end.