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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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stevesh

Quote from: WOTR on July 18, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
At the risk of loosing my haters card... The show was actually pretty good last night (at least the second half that I really heard.  The guest talking about Watergate, JFK and Hoffa was interesting.

Where I usually say that the interviewer (such as Knapp) really brought out the best in the guest I have to say that the guest really helped Noory along.  Every time the guest was trying to say something and Noory would interrupt it seemed the guest would answer the question and go back to where he was, make a comment that he was basically continuing his story where he was interrupted and carry on.  Even Noory was O.K (I believe this is the highest praise I have ever uttered in connection with George.)  I do not know if the facts were correct (I was born long after these events and have very little understanding of them as I have never taken the time to look into them.)  Having said that, the guest seemed to be informed, know the answers, was engaging and was either a really good BS artist or had done his research.  (Either is perfectly acceptable as a Coast guest...)

While George did work in his personal story about being the last to interview Hoffa and the likes a number of times I think he is actually, genuinely interested in the story surrounding Hoffa and was not as disruptive, rude, or uninformed as usual.  He may even have pulled the show off using only a few of the cue cards that were prepared.

The guest made the show as much as Noory- but at least Noory did not ruin it.

I was thinking the same thing. It seemed like Noory was actually interested in the guest's presentation (beyond Noory's personal 'involvement' with Hoffa), and his infrequent questions mostly weren't as stupid as we've come to expect. It was weird.

stevesh

Last night's show was three, three, three shows in one.

First hour of Katherine Albrecht's appearance was all about her breast cancer. Some past C2C guest said that there are few things in life less interesting than other peoples' dreams. One of those few things is other peoples' medical problems. Anyone who has heard any of Albrecht's appearances in the last year or so knows all the gritty details of her disease and treatment. Important thing is that she now takes a lot of turmeric. Please, let it go.

Second hour was about the topic she allegedly came to discuss - privacy. A little discussion about the evils of Google (Albrecht has a financial interest in a Google search competitor - love to see HAL 9000 go research-medieval on her ass) and a lot about Macy's using RFID to track inventory, which is apparently going to bring down civilization.

Third hour went completely off the rails and descended into a lot of blather (including from most of the callers) about End Times, the book of Revelation, and the Mark of the Beast. When you have a Harvard PHD reading scripture on the air, you know you're in for a rollicking good time.

Even the guests I used to enjoy have begun to suck.

WOTR

More high praise!  Perhaps MV could submit CG for a shout out on air from Geroge?  Between these two statements I feel that we might almost qualify.
Quote from: stevesh on July 19, 2012, 03:33:41 AM
I was thinking the same thing. It seemed like Noory was actually interested in the guest's presentation (beyond Noory's personal 'involvement' with Hoffa), and his infrequent questions mostly weren't as stupid as we've come to expect. It was weird.
Quote from: WOTR on July 18, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
Even Noory was O.K
...I think he is actually, genuinely interested in the story surrounding Hoffa and was not as disruptive, rude, or uninformed as usual. 

Sardondi

Quote from: WOTR on July 19, 2012, 04:04:56 AM
More high praise!  Perhaps MV could submit CG for a shout out on air from Geroge?  Between these two statements I feel that we might almost qualify.

Listen to George Noory on CoastToCoastAM - Not Quite As Sucky As He Has Been

Zircon

I agree. He is gradually interjecting comments and directing the flow of the conversation. Not a lot but he is acting a bit more like a "moderator".

Morgus

Quote from: stevesh on July 19, 2012, 03:47:39 AM
Third hour went completely off the rails and descended into a lot of blather (including from most of the callers) about End Times, the book of Revelation, and the Mark of the Beast. When you have a Harvard PHD reading scripture on the air, you know you're in for a rollicking good time.
Yeah the last hour turned into a bible thumper's hour, the guest revealed she believes in the Mark of the Beast and so they got a lot of callers who were all into that. One even proposed everybody destroy all of their computers across the country.

Morgus

Quote from: WOTR on July 19, 2012, 04:04:56 AM
  Perhaps MV could submit CG for a shout out on air from George?
Nah, Noory  makes big demands of any forums he gives an endorsement onair shoutout to, including becoming a pro-Noory site that prevents any negative comments about him.
Don't think MV would agree to Noory's terms and sell your soul to the devil Noory in exchange for shoutouts, like the sites Noory plugs every week such as FF2 did...  :P

Besides its been proven Noory's onair plugs are worthless, his endorsed sites are pretty much dead while CoastGab's activity and membership keeps growing in comparison...  ;D

stevesh

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2012, 12:08:27 PM

Besides its been proven Noory's onair plugs are worthless, his endorsed sites are pretty much dead while CoastGab's activity and membership keeps growing in comparison...  ;D

Good point. Does the Sorcery IRC site even exist anymore, and does anybody do 'chat' these days ?

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2012, 12:04:29 PM
Yeah the last hour turned into a bible thumper's hour, the guest revealed she believes in the Mark of the Beast and so they got a lot of callers who were all into that. One even proposed everybody destroy all of their computers across the country.



That was for thuh lissners that actually have computers.

Does George, who spent the better part of the last decade trying to scare people about the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, even mention it anymore?

How about that phony Hawaii studio - still going to be finished 'soon'?

stevesh

Dr. Albrecht also announced that her 'secure' search engine is planning a 'secure' (SSL) email service to compete with Hotmail, GMail and Yahoo, which they were planning to charge money for.

Good luck with that, and no IPO shares for me, thanks.

Even Noory knows enough to ask her about the vast majority of Web users who don't care about privacy.

Morgus

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 19, 2012, 12:28:27 PM
Does George, who spent the better part of the last decade trying to scare people about the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, even mention it anymore?
From time to time he still asks guests about the Mayan Dec 21, 2012 date.
Noory has planned for years a big special live show on that date with lots of special guests to ride out the Mayan apocalypse, its on a Friday I believe...  8)

analog kid

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2012, 01:58:44 PM
From time to time he still asks guests about the Mayan Dec 21, 2012 date.
Noory has planned for years a big special live show on that date with lots of special guests to ride out the Mayan apocalypse, its on a Friday I believe...  8)

I hope David Wilcock is there, so he can explain to his followers why they didn't transform into light beings.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WOTR on July 19, 2012, 01:38:56 AM
That is Tommy?!?  I picture some young kid when I hear Tommy.  On the bright side, get him to drop a few pounds and Noory is well on his way to attaining the weight loss goal for the nation.

I recall hearing George say that he would come into LA and when he and Tommy went to dinner they would just share the food.  I now have to assume that he meant that they only ordered one of everything on the menu and shared rather than two of each dish...  The day that man had half a serving at dinner would be the day he ate at McDonalds on the drive home.

I wonder how Tommy likes hearing George spout off about fat Americans during the broadcast?


you reminded me of this post.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2012, 12:08:27 PM

Besides its been proven Noory's onair plugs are worthless...


that's exactly it.  i don't understand why these other forums want to compromise themselves like that because there is literally no payoff.  who wants to use a forum that won't let people say what they really think? 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 19, 2012, 12:28:27 PM



That was for thuh lissners that actually have computers.


lol, i just noticed when you type in your patented noory phonetics, my reading slows waaaaaay down.  i almost sound really stupid in my own mind, haha.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: stevesh on July 19, 2012, 12:30:00 PM
Dr. Albrecht also announced that her 'secure' search engine is planning a 'secure' (SSL) email service to compete with Hotmail, GMail and Yahoo, which they were planning to charge money for.

Good luck with that, and no IPO shares for me, thanks.

Even Noory knows enough to ask her about the vast majority of Web users who don't care about privacy.


i'll trust google in both ethics and expertise LONG before i trust my email to some chicken little broad appearing as a guest on c2c.

ItsOver

Quote from: MV on July 19, 2012, 06:48:52 PM

lol, i just noticed when you type in your patented noory phonetics, my reading slows waaaaaay down.  i almost sound really stupid in my own mind, haha.

Snoory as ANY kind of radio host completely baffles me.  He sounds as if his mouth is partially filled with mush when he speaks and, even with the electronic enhancement, has a voice tone and cadence that is far from great for radio.  He obviously didn't make the grade in mental department.  Just living proof of the Peter Principle, I guess.  I should be thankful for small favors.  At least he didn't have and fulfill the desire to be a short-lived airline pilot.

Wow, tonight's diet guest is quite Noory-appropriate.  He just recommended people drink 15 glasses of ice water the first thing upon getting up in the morning.  Then he went into something about previously living near the Arctic Circle with a pack of wolves.  I am thinking he might even have said a "tribe" of wolves, but I am probably wrong there.

As I recall last week's diet guy was a pretty sensible "eat less, walk more" type who didn't say anything odd, but was about as interesting as listening to the traffic noise.

This guy also sounds female.  Maybe it is a female, in which case she sounds male.  I am going to the website to check out its photo.

P.S.: The site is down, but the first name is "Nora" so I am guessing female.  That's a slight relief somehow.

Morgus

Quote from: DangerousBlossom on July 19, 2012, 11:57:58 PM
Wow, tonight's diet guest is quite Noory-appropriate.  He just recommended people drink 15 glasses of ice water the first thing upon getting up in the morning.  Then he went into something about previously living near the Arctic Circle with a pack of wolves.  I am thinking he might even have said a "tribe" of wolves, but I am probably wrong there.

As I recall last week's diet guy was a pretty sensible "eat less, walk more" type who didn't say anything odd, but was about as interesting as listening to the traffic noise.

This guy also sounds female.  Maybe it is a female, in which case she sounds male.  I am going to the website to check out its photo.

P.S.: The site is down, but the first name is "Nora" so I am guessing female.  That's a slight relief somehow.

Here is a photo from Nora Gedgaudas' website, you be the judge:

ziznak

Now there's a carpet muncher if I ever seen one!!... her nicknames gotta be "BUTCH" and I'm sure she wears pants most of the time.

Sardondi

Yep, got a pretty good idea of what's going on there...not that there's anything wrong that!

VtaGeezer

Noory tonight demonstrates how modern society allows stupidity to flourish. All time dumbest statements ever made by a C2C host are being made by Noory in this discussion about the Pyraminds. What a jackass!

Morgus

Looks like Noory ran out of questions for his pyramid expert guest already after only one hour.
He is going to caller questions already this hour.
Maybe Noory is cutting out an hour early tonight or dropping the guest for somebody else or open lines?

Designx

Noory was deflated when every attempt to tie the pyramids to aliens was shot down. Even if this expert is wrong, I love the idea of attributing the pyramids to something mundane as a water pump.. No stargate, no starship, no hyper dimensional portal, not even the earthly depository of god.. Nope.. Water pump.

Morgus

As suspected, Noory is dropping the pyramid guest an hour earlier and going to stupid open lines with scary stories or something.  :P

ziznak

OH god whats this crap? He let the guest go to report this shooting at a "batman" screening?

WOTR

Are you saying that the stones floated?

This was the question that Noory actually asked instead of assuming that they would be floated on barges.  What reality does this man live in where you ask the guest if he believes that a 70 ton rock floated all by itself on the water?


michio

Quote from: Designx on July 20, 2012, 01:37:55 AM
Noory was deflated when every attempt to tie the pyramids to aliens was shot down. Even if this expert is wrong, I love the idea of attributing the pyramids to something mundane as a water pump.. No stargate, no starship, no hyper dimensional portal, not even the earthly depository of god.. Nope.. Water pump.

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