George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

thx dude.  i wish it were me, but it's not.  it's zach galifianakis.

omg I couldnt tell that was him... he's friggin hilarious.  Speaking of hilarious has anybody caught George's Elvis cover on youtube?

[Sardondi]

Oh look, they posted a video of it on the main C2C website. Here is a direct link:....

I...eh...I...wha...uh...I....ah o_O

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh look, they posted a video of it on the main C2C website. Here is a direct link:


Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

I guess ol' George didn't get the embarassment gene.  This pretty much tops all the satires, parodies, photoshopped images ever posted.  Did he really think, yes, what this conference needs is me singing while the crowd sits in stunned silence?  I wonder if lazy George spent much time on sound checks before the show.  Actually, I don't wonder.  My favorite moment is at 1.15 when he points to someone in the audience, just like he's seen real performers do.

About him interrupting Cremo and Stanton and throwing them off, aren't they used to it from him by now, or is that something one never expects no matter how many times it happens.  What a complete turd this guy is.

[ziznak]

the comments on youtube are interesting too... whaddaya say guys should we assault the youtube comments section?

[Sardondi]

I guess ol' George didn't get the embarassment gene.  This pretty much tops all the satires, parodies, photoshopped images ever posted....

You nailed that. I'm serious, you have to feel sorry for a guy as socially tone-deaf and emotionally needy as to think:
1) that was an appropriate venue;
2) that was an appropriate number;
3) that the tepid smattering of applause was a big time appreciation of his mad skillz, and not just a sad spattering of handclaps done out of embarrassment and respect for the show

I literally am embarrassed for the man. That's just sad.

I can't help but notice yer hot ass beach photo-shoot pics... nice boobs <<hides crumpled tissue>>

thx dude.  i wish it were me, but it's not.  it's zach galifianakis.

ziznak, I mean, just gag, man. There are some issues there to work through...

[NoMoreNoory]

the comments on youtube are interesting too... whaddaya say guys should we assault the youtube comments section?

Just made my contribution to the YouTube comments! I say bombard it!

[coaster]

Noory is so dreamy..  :

[MV/Liberace!]

i made it about 15 seconds into the video of noory singing, and i just had to stop it.  i couldn't go on.  i felt so personally embarrassed watching it.

This pretty much tops all the satires, parodies, photoshopped images ever posted.

you said it.  i just don't understand in what universe this is considered to be anything other than embarrassing.

[HAL 9000]

George Noory Sucks
singing Elvis live in Toronto

Just in case the Youtube video gets taken down/deleted, I'll preserve it here for posterity - it's in higher resolution, which maybe makes it worse. Could be useful for those inclined to make Noron spoofs.

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[Morgus]

Uh-oh, Noory's main guest tonight just pushed for stopping using fossil fuels to stop global warming.
That goes against Noory's idea of its all just "a cycle"
The guest also made a negative comment about Bush and Cheney, indicating he is an ultra-liberal.
Noory might drop this guest early now for the final hour? That has happened mysteriously with other guests that suddenly revealed they believe in the opposite of one of Noory's favorite ideas...

[Morgus]

Yep, the guest is suddenly getting mysterious phone line connection problems, and its a landline too.
Thats one of Noory's typical excuses (easy to simulate a bad phone line with the studio equipment) he has used before to dump a guest early that he didn't like for some reason such as disagreeing with his personal positions on issues or politics...

[WOTR]

You nailed that. I'm serious, you have to feel sorry for a guy as socially tone-deaf and emotionally needy as to think:

This is a fine example of what happens when a minor celebrity surrounds themselves with yes men.  Of course, this could also be the result of running out of things to say during a live performance.  Usually he would go to open lines, call Hoagland or put on a re-run of a past show.  During a conference none of those options exist... he improvised and likely managed to kill 5 minutes by the time he sets up, introduces the songs and winds it all down.

Is it my imagination, or deos he introduce his band at the end?

[HorrorReporter]

He's cracking up.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2D_ARQaqT7c%26feature%3Dplcp&feature=plcp&v=2D_ARQaqT7c&gl=US

[Oversoul]

Noory's guest earlier tonight, Rohit Bhargava, discussed the topic of "likeability" as an alleged mysterious force.   Ironic and funny, but practically everything the guest said about "likeability" seemed to be a stab against Noory's own personality and character on C2C.  But thick-faced Noory just enjoyed his guest's ass-licking praise that Noory was "likeable".   What a deluded person Noory is.  He should really learn from the guest's book Likeonomics because he has a huge deficit of it (Likeonomics).   

I wonder how Noory was like in high school, and I wonder what his former classmates thought of him then and think of him now.   :

[michio]

While listening to the replay the guest was talking about the importance of being an "active listener." That's someone who isn't necessarily nodding their head and thinking about asking the next question, but is carefully listening and pondering what the person had said in order to probe further into his words and thoughts.  You know, exactly like Art Bell does when he's hosting. The guest added that you can't learn this from a book, but it must be learned and perfected from experience.   As expected, Noory immediately chided in that he learned early on not to go on to the next question blah blah blah.  :  It's clear the guest hasn't listened to the show or he wouldn't have made the false statement about Simple George who has a peculiar habit of asking questions that were previously answered by a guest a few minutes earlier.  And what have we all been talking about for the last ?? number of years? Yup, Simple George's inability to listen and ask deeper questions. The guy's ego is unbelievable.

[ziznak]

Just made my contribution to the YouTube comments! I say bombard it!

and I threw a coastgab shout in there... see how long that stays up...

[Oversoul]

and I threw a coastgab shout in there... see how long that stays up...

A comment posted there reads:

Utterly shameless! He must be a frustrated cabaret singer.

[Oversoul]

While listening to the replay the guest was talking about the importance of being an "active listener." That's someone who isn't necessarily nodding their head and thinking about asking the next question, but is carefully listening and pondering what the person had said in order to probe further into his words and thoughts.  You know, exactly like Art Bell does when he's hosting. The guest added that you can't learn this from a book, but it must be learned and perfected from experience.   As expected, Noory immediately chided in that he learned early on not to go on to the next question blah blah blah.  :  It's clear the guest hasn't listened to the show or he wouldn't have made the false statement about Simple George who has a peculiar habit of asking questions that were previously answered by a guest a few minutes earlier.  And what have we all been talking about for the last ?? number of years? Yup, Simple George's inability to listen and ask deeper questions. The guy's ego is unbelievable.

George Noory = Brazen, shameless TURD!   




Lonely Turd 

Coast to Coast George Noory singing live in Toronto

Go Away Little Turd

[stevesh]

Last night's show:

As the guest was listing the ingredients of harry Hoxey's cancer 'cure', he mentioned pokeweed.

~28.00 in the first hour -

Noory: "How do you spell that ?"

Guest: "It's just pokeroot - P-O-K-E

Noory: "OK, that one I haven't heard of."

~34:00 (six minutes later)

After warning listeners that pokeweed is dangerous -

Noory: "Because one of the downsides I've heard of pokeweed is that it plays with the electrical circuitry of the heart,
basically."

If you're going to be rude enough to ignore the guest and surf the Web or read emails from your ass-kissing pals like Robin Falcov while he's speaking, you could at least pretend you're a man and admit it, rather than trying to make the guest and listeners believe that you just remembered something about a subject you just said you hadn't heard of. What a turd.

[Oversoul]

If you're going to be rude enough to ignore the guest and surf the Web or read emails from your ass-kissing pals like Robin Falcov while he's speaking, you could at least pretend you're a man and admit it, rather than trying to make the guest and listeners believe that you just remembered something about a subject you just said you hadn't heard of. What a turd.

And the winner of this year's award goes to... GEORGE NOORY!

[Frys Girl]

Imagine if George Noory had a blackberry or iphone. He would be so distracted and unable to handle the urge to read and play.

[cmotors]

Is it my imagination, or deos he introduce his band at the end?

No, he introduced the band at the beginning.  It started freaking me out when out of nowhere he introduces the keyboardist, then the guitarist.  All of this happened before he brought on any guests. His next rendition where he brings the woman on-stage doesn't seem to have made it up. I'm kinda not surprised by that.

[HorrorReporter]

I hope Art Bell watches George Noory singing on stage and decides to return to the air, kick this specimen off the air.. and move on with it.

[Juan]

I really liked the way, towards the end of the show, the guest and sNoory went from agreeing with a caller that global warming was destroying trees, to agreeing with another caller that climate change was a disaster, to agreeing with a third caller that we are in the beginnings of a new ice age.  Reminds me of a political campaign I once saw where a candidate for mayor claimed to be "A Man For All Reasons."

[cmotors]

About him interrupting Cremo and Stanton and throwing them off, aren't they used to it from him by now, or is that something one never expects no matter how many times it happens.  What a complete turd this guy is.

I suspect in some respects the radio guests kinda figured he was just slow in the head, since they are usually unable to see George during a typical interview. It could get chalked up to a number of things, I know I used to try and look past it and would chalk it up to other things when listening.  It's another thing entirely when the guest can see George immediately shift his attention somewhere else as soon as the guest starts speaking.  It's a bit harder to chalk that up to other things, other than the host just not paying attention. It's more immediate feedback, rather than 5 minutes later George is asking about something already said, etc.. which can be attributed to anything depending on the listener's personal views/disposition.

It's kinda telling in how approaches the interview process.  It's like a cook who puts a pot to boil. He put's it on the stove and triggers the process by turning on the flame.  Since that process is now started and doesn't need attending to, the cook walks away to do some thing else.  When George received the note, he didn't read it right away. When he posed his next question, he basically triggered the guest to start talking.  As soon as that process started, he then immediately started reading the note. Since his role was now done in getting that process started and he could then deal with other things. Like a pot to boil it doesn't need attending. The inflection and delivery of his voice was of complete curiosity and interest, but didn't reflect the true intent, which was to get the guest started on the next topic so he could take some time to read the note. Obviously, he's trained his voice in delivery over the years, so people just pick up on that and assume he is actually interested and engaged.

[Jasmine]

It's kinda telling in how approaches the interview process.  It's like a cook who puts a pot to boil. He put's it on the stove and triggers the process by turning on the flame.  Since that process is now started and doesn't need attending to, the cook walks away to do some thing else. 

COOK! WHERE'S MY SNORRYHOSSENFEFFER!?

Personally, It would have been great if Snoory was on that Greece, NY school bus instead of that poor, sweet Karen Klein. Imagine...Noory on a school bus with all his "fans" here, who would tell him a thing or two.

[Jasmine]

By the by, did anyone else catch George's wacko "news item" on a recent show (I forget which one exactly; at this point, all his shows are morphing into one fucktarded blur for me). Anyway, he mentions a domestic situation where the boyfriend and the girlfriend are having an argument...the boyfriend grabs their pet parrot and is about to throw said parrot at the girlfriend,in a fit of rage, then hurls the parrot to the floor, killing it. WTF??  In Noory's sociopath head, THIS is a viable news item to read on the air? Like we all needed to know this?

Children and animals...Noory wants their population downsized to 500,000,000...give or take a few toddlers and cocker spaniels.

[Jasmine]

Last night's show:

As the guest was listing the ingredients of harry Hoxey's cancer 'cure', he mentioned pokeweed.

~28.00 in the first hour -

Noory: "How do you spell that ?"

Guest: "It's just pokeroot - P-O-K-E

Noory: "OK, that one I haven't heard of."

~34:00 (six minutes later)

After warning listeners that pokeweed is dangerous -

Noory: "Because one of the downsides I've heard of pokeweed is that it plays with the electrical circuitry of the heart,
basically."

If you're going to be rude enough to ignore the guest and surf the Web or read emails from your ass-kissing pals like Robin Falcov while he's speaking, you could at least pretend you're a man and admit it, rather than trying to make the guest and listeners believe that you just remembered something about a subject you just said you hadn't heard of. What a turd.

Noory is so fucking obvious whenever he claims he KNOWS what the guest is talking about/alluding to, when it's more than obvious he's oblivious to the subject matter.And as for his barf-inducing singing of Elvis up in Toronto...oh sweet Buddha...my wonderful Canadian comrades, I am SO SORRY he crossed the border and polluted the stage there. Perhaps the Mounties can round him up and send him to the Canadian arctic to perform...and leave him there.

[cmotors]

COOK! WHERE'S MY SNORRYHOSSENFEFFER!?

Lol, nice!

[ziznak]

he mentions a domestic situation where the boyfriend and the girlfriend are having an argument...the boyfriend grabs their pet parrot and is about to throw said parrot at the girlfriend,in a fit of rage, then hurls the parrot to the floor, killing it.

I don't think you were the only one that had a "WTF" moment after this story... I remember when I heard him read this one off I looked away from the game I was playing and visualized some asshat in a wifebeater spiking a parrot like a scoring football.  total WTF.  Really didnt need to hear that story and NO it's not friggin news either.