George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

You know, folks, this is where and why I think I'm going to bow out of this forum for a while. It never fails - I join a forum in order to discuss, share some laughs, have some fun, consider others ideas and opinions regarding the forum's respective subject matter, and without fail, the forum always morphs into utter toxic waste. I can not even imagine myself, for one second, conducting "a little research" on a forum member (and I question as to how one would even go about such a thing, but I politely digress). That alone blows me utterly away; I have neither the time, the inclination, nor the passive-aggressive element residing in me in which to do such an inane thing. I've seen posts by members that I particularly don't personally care for - that's my prerogative. On the flip side, I'm sure some (or who knows, perhaps all) of my posts do not resonate with forum members here - that is, of course, their prerogative. In terms of myself and posts and members I don't care for (albeit I don't know them on a personal level) I choose the high road - I simply ignore. Yet to come onto a forum and announce that one has spent precious time "researching" a member...wowza...that's another kettle of fish. It's disturbing (yet sadly comical) on so many levels.

To the great members who inhabit this forum, thanks so much for your thoughts and the sharing of your (often times wacko yet very entertaining) humor. It's been a blast blasting George Noory and C2C with many of you. I've very much enjoyed your on-line company. I'll come back to this site should I discover that a little humanity and decency prevails and resides here.

i think you're being a bit of a woman here.

[MV/Liberace!]

i wish when someone is trolling the forum everyone would just shut the fuck up and ignore them rather than respond to and QUOTE every fucking thing they fucking say.  FUCKING FUCK!!!  all you do is create THREE OR FOUR TIMES as many posts for me to delete.  go fuck yourselves.

[Jasmine]

I think you're overreacting to a couple of juvenile assbags. Most of the content here is intelligent and funny, and the hatred is almost always aimed directly at Noory, Wells, C2C production staff and the lamer guests, where it belongs. Don't feed the trolls and don't let them decide what forums you're going to frequent.

Well, I for one don't think you're being a "woman here" - THANKS, MICHEAL! LOL! ;-) - but yeah, I agree with these guys, just chill and don't acknowledge and feed em', and they'll eventually starve and die. Look, there's a certain passive-aggressive psycho bunny on here...me thinks it's filled with all kinds of obsessive batshit crazies, and I just refuse to feed it any morsels.

Besides, you introduced me to Blossum Dearie and fish eating lesbians...or is that lesbian eating fishes?  Anywho, what more could a WOMAN ask fer? ;-)

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

God bless all the damn lesbians...the heart and sole of seafood "lovers" everywhere.

[Jasmine]

Ye gods and little fishes - those poor equines. My Little Pony is ruined for me forever.

Don't fret. Size isn't everything, and besides, nothing that a little Viagra won't fix, darlin'. By the way, what's your Social Security Number, honey? I'm...uh...takin' a survey...yeah...a survey.


Last night, George Noory took me to a whole new level of existence. Listening to him, I experienced photosynthesis.

[BobGrau]

Listening to him, I experienced photosynthesis.

I'm... green with envy...sorry.

[RealCool Daddio]

i wish when someone is trolling the forum everyone would just shut the fuck up and ignore them rather than respond to and QUOTE every fucking thing they fucking say.  FUCKING FUCK!!!  all you do is create THREE OR FOUR TIMES as many posts for me to delete.  go fuck yourselves.

I take it the wanderer has been given his walking papers, then?

[MV/Liberace!]

I take it the wanderer has been given his walking papers, then?

yes.  that guy obviously has issues he needs to resolve.

[RealCool Daddio]

I'm not quite sure what the accepted vernacular is regarding bisexual women and lesbianism - if you are a bisexual female does that also make you lesbian?

The reason I mention this is, some time ago a little research yielded a CG member and her sexual proclivities - some of which were quite bizarre I must say - but did include females. It was yucky to say the least. I certainly won't out her here. She tends to be a "one-trick pony" (whoa - poor choice of words) when it comes to post topics... I'll leave it at that. (Besides - this is way off topic)

Sweet Jesus, don't leave us hanging Hal - is she hot?

[RealCool Daddio]

yes.  that guy obviously has issues he needs to resolve.

Oh yeah.  Still, I think in all the years I have been coming here, I can count the bans on one or two hands, which is pretty good for a forum of this size and longevity.  Speaks pretty well to the overall quality of members.

[MV/Liberace!]

..I think in all the years I have been coming here, I can count the bans on one or two hands, which is pretty good for a forum of this size and longevity.  Speaks pretty well to the overall quality of members.

oh yeah, i agree completely.  usually this place runs its self quite well with very little "maintenance."  i can be away for days without looking at a single thing and feel comfortable that the forum hasn't been destroyed while i was away.  it also helps that there is only one moderator.  the big mistake in the past was having too many moderators because mods are like hammers; to them, everything looks like a nail.  it causes far more problems than any trouble making user can cause.

[RealCool Daddio]

Also, that wanderer clown ripped of my avatar.  I am once again the only forum member who's avatar is a popular singer flipping off the world.  All is as it should be.

[McPhallus]

yes.  that guy obviously has issues he needs to resolve.

I noticed he didn't respond when I directly asked him if he'd ever received a psychiatric evaluation.  That's telling.

[McPhallus]

You know, folks, this is where and why I think I'm going to bow out of this forum for a while. It never fails - I join a forum in order to discuss, share some laughs, have some fun, consider others ideas and opinions regarding the forum's respective subject matter, and without fail, the forum always morphs into utter toxic waste. I can not even imagine myself, for one second, conducting "a little research" on a forum member (and I question as to how one would even go about such a thing, but I politely digress). That alone blows me utterly away; I have neither the time, the inclination, nor the passive-aggressive element residing in me in which to do such an inane thing. I've seen posts by members that I particularly

I used to be friends with a guy, a real scumbag, who would constantly spy on his real life friends just so he could spread rumors and delight in what he saw as their shortcomings.  He was a deeply insecure individual who was never very successful at anything and somehow felt that keeping tabs on people gave him some sort of upper hand. I finally cut ties with this person, so I know what you're saying. 


However, I don't thnk what Hal did really falls in that category.  If someone acts in a deliberately provocative manner and takes no attempt to hide their persona(s) on the Internet, they should know they'll get found out eventually.

[Camazotz Automat]

i wish when someone is trolling the forum everyone would just shut the fuck up and ignore them rather than respond to and QUOTE every fucking thing they fucking say.  FUCKING FUCK!!!  all you do is create THREE OR FOUR TIMES as many posts for me to delete.  go fuck yourselves.

Priceless.

[HAL 9000]

Sweet Jesus, don't leave us hanging Hal - is she hot?

That would be a nooooooooooooooooooo...

[HAL 9000]

I take it the wanderer has been given his walking papers, then?

Looks I missed something...

[preston]

i wish when someone is trolling the forum everyone would just shut the fuck up and ignore them rather than respond to and QUOTE every fucking thing they fucking say.  FUCKING FUCK!!!  all you do is create THREE OR FOUR TIMES as many posts for me to delete.  go fuck yourselves.

What I love the trolls post and the repleys.It gives me time to eat my sandwich 

[The General]

I take it the wanderer has been given his walking papers, then?

yes.  that guy obviously has issues he needs to resolve.

Aw, Christ, I never got to judge his art that he said he would post but didn't.  Hey, if it was good, I'd admit it.  But I would have been surprised.  I know a LOT of people that think they are artists.  The truth is, they just don't have anything better to do. Out of the scores of 'artists' I know, only one was actually really talented.  She was absolutely certifiably insane though.

[HAL 9000]

However, I don't think what Hal did really falls in that category.  If someone acts in a deliberately provocative manner and takes no attempt to hide their persona(s) on the Internet, they should know they'll get found out eventually.

I gave some answers in a different thread, so as not to pollute this one any further - more info can be found here:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2023.msg68738.html#msg68738

no biggie.

[tmock00]

Yes, KSFO 560AM.  I was shocked it was gone.  There was no annoucement ahead of time, but that is the way of radio.  C2C isn't on any of the other Bay Area talk stations I checked either.  And that Red Eye Radio is horrible!  I am listening to c2c on the KFBK live stream now.

I was looking for the "c2c no longer in ____"  thread, but I couldn't find it.

Thanks Dangerous Blossom and Oversoul.  I thought it was KSFO, but wasn't sure.

According to this article, Coast may be moving to AM 910 KKSF.

http://www.ntsmediaonline.com/?p=43868

[sleeplessinca]

I also responded it was KSFO after i posted about Coast leaving the SF area. 

Also, I like Red ICE Radio - not the Red EYE Radio that they replaced coast with.  It is very different.  I listened to about 5 minutes of Red EYE and couldn't stand it.  I have listened to Red ICE Radio on You Tube and really enjoyed it.  It comes out of Europe and has a very different flavor.  It's open minded yet discerning.  balanced with a lot of oak and berry - but I digress.

Maybe the best example was when Hoagland was interviewed by these level headed types and  - well  - it's just so funny when he trots out his "physics theory" and fails to mention that he calls it "hyperdimensional physics".  Hysterical when he drops all these names to give himself credibility.  Anyway they do lots of interesting interviews on subjects I like regarding consciousness and ancient history and stuff like that.

You have to wonder about a fringe show that couldn't cut it on the west coast.  We are fringe central out here.  KSFO is going very right wing so maybe it was time for Coast to exit stage right.  Maybe it will reappear on the other station the other poster mentioned.

[Madcow101]

Just reintroducing myself. Signed up, but got called away by work. Oh yeah, George Snoory sucks ass.

[ziznak]

nice avy bro! lol

[MV/Liberace!]

Just reintroducing myself. Signed up, but got called away by work. Oh yeah, George Snoory sucks ass.

hey there.

[Sardondi]

You know, folks, this is where and why I think I'm going to bow out of this forum for a while. It never fails - I join a forum in order to discuss, share some laughs, have some fun, consider others ideas and opinions regarding the forum's respective subject matter, and without fail, the forum always morphs into utter toxic waste. I can not even imagine myself, for one second, conducting "a little research" on a forum member (and I question as to how one would even go about such a thing, but I politely digress). That alone blows me utterly away; I have neither the time, the inclination, nor the passive-aggressive element residing in me in which to do such an inane thing. I've seen posts by members that I particularly don't personally care for - that's my prerogative. On the flip side, I'm sure some (or who knows, perhaps all) of my posts do not resonate with forum members here - that is, of course, their prerogative. In terms of myself and posts and members I don't care for (albeit I don't know them on a personal level) I choose the high road - I simply ignore. Yet to come onto a forum and announce that one has spent precious time "researching" a member...wowza...that's another kettle of fish. It's disturbing (yet sadly comical) on so many levels.

To the great members who inhabit this forum, thanks so much for your thoughts and the sharing of your (often times wacko yet very entertaining) humor. It's been a blast blasting George Noory and C2C with many of you. I've very much enjoyed your on-line company. I'll come back to this site should I discover that a little humanity and decency prevails and resides here.

Since this was posted I've been thinking that it sounds familiar, that I've heard it before. And I have. It's in the 18th Chapter of Luke when the self-righteous Pharisee loudly prays that he is thankful that God made him better than a low, common sinner like other men:

10Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, "God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess..."

[Grimace]

"You're a vegetarian?"

"Yes."

"Do you eat chicken?"

Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu George Noory.

Hello everyone, the Grimace is new here.

But back to the discussion at hand, I seriously just sat with my mouth agape in bewilderment when I heard Noory's little idiotic vegetarian quip. Though it may be naive of me, I'm going to give the man the slightest benefit of the doubt - I'm sure in his 60+ years living and breathing, he realizes that chicken is not part of a vegetarian's diet. Maybe he even knows that those who make the exception of fish are referred to as pescetarians. What he, in this bizarre ill-timed moment did was perhaps try to be [shudder] funny. I was actually half-enjoying the show thus far since we were spared from him droning on as much as usual, but he made sure to leave his mark with that one.

Please Noory, I don't think you're a sadistic man at heart. Spare the listening audience the torture of your bullshit. Cleverbot could do your job ten times better than you already do...maybe Premiere should think of that before handing you money to be a complete dolt.

[ziznak]

Hello everyone, the Grimace is new here.

But back to the discussion at hand, I seriously just sat with my mouth agape in bewilderment when I heard Noory's little idiotic vegetarian quip. Though it may be naive of me, I'm going to give the man the slightest benefit of the doubt - I'm sure in his 60+ years living and breathing, he realizes that chicken is not part of a vegetarian's diet. Maybe he even knows that those who make the exception of fish are referred to as pescetarians. What he, in this bizarre ill-timed moment did was perhaps try to be [shudder] funny. I was actually half-enjoying the show thus far since we were spared from him droning on as much as usual, but he made sure to leave his mark with that one.

Please Noory, I don't think you're a sadistic man at heart. Spare the listening audience the torture of your bullshit. Cleverbot could do your job ten times better than you already do...maybe Premiere should think of that before handing you money to be a complete dolt.

Soooooo I take it you download the shows and listen when they're available on certain unnamed torrent sites??? cause tonight we had a different idiot on the air... I download and listen as well as tune in when the show is on the air... anywhooooo... welcome to my fav forum at 3am

[Grimace]

Soooooo I take it you download the shows and listen when they're available on certain unnamed torrent sites??? cause tonight we had a different idiot on the air... I download and listen as well as tune in when the show is on the air... anywhooooo... welcome to my fav forum at 3am

Noory's buffoonery was so acute that it has stuck in my head for days. Some nights I listen on air but otherwise I find pretty much all the shows are uploaded to Youtube the next day in their entirety.

A brief continuation of my Cleverbot experiment:

Just hook it up to a text to speech program and you've got AI arguably more perceptive than Noory. Although it did kind of fail by asking Noory to tell a story. Noory likes nothing more than to tell his god-awful stories.

[ziznak]

ah cmon??? everybody loves to hear about his lil youthful romps in St louey pa pa pa paleeeeeze!

[Grimace]

ah cmon??? everybody loves to hear about his lil youthful romps in St louey pa pa pa paleeeeeze!

Like the one where he "pushes the bully into the pool?" Or was that Detroit? Half the time I can't resist descending into that fugue state of near-sleep once he really gets going. I wonder if he's ever soiled his pants on air.