George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

lol...yeah this pic doesn't look awkward at all. I'm sure it's just the timing of the photo that she looks like she's trying her best to lean away from Creeper Dames.

She looks about as happy and comfortable as the women that have their pictures taken with George Noory.

[b_dubb]

oooooh.... a guy just called in to say that HE 'remote viewed' 9/11..... and went to the police about it 3 DAYS LATER. Wow, that was helpful. One of those "brilliant" listeners that George boasts of.

I sure hope the police beat the hell out of this jackass. Btw - I'm not usually for police violence. but I am in this case

[Morgus]

The c2c schedule posted for next week indicates Noory is taking off yet another Friday with George Knapp filling in a week from tonight.
Noory seems to be taking off one or two Fridays a month since the new year - wonder what is behind that? 

[preston]

She looks about as happy and comfortable as the women that have their pictures taken with George Noory.

The photo looks photoshopped to me.

[11angeleyes11]

The c2c schedule posted for next week indicates Noory is taking off yet another Friday with George Knapp filling in a week from tonight.
Noory seems to be taking off one or two Fridays a month since the new year - wonder what is behind that? 

No surprises here.  He always or almost always is off the Friday before the week preceeding the first Sunday of the month.  Check your calendar and you will see.  He will be working the first Sunday in April which is April Fool's Day.  Will you fool us George, and let Richard Hoagland host that show that you promised him years ago that he could host?  Fans have been waiting in years on the edge of their seat for that night. 

[BobGrau]

No surprises here.  He always or almost always is off the Friday before the week preceeding the first Sunday of the month.  Check your calendar and you will see.  He will be working the first Sunday in April which is April Fool's Day.  Will you fool us George, and let Richard Hoagland host that show that you promised him years ago that he could host?  Fans have been waiting in years on the edge of their seat for that night.

Ahh george's special day...
I would love to hear Hoagie host a show. He's full of shit but he does it with style. And he can't be any worse than noory.

[CoastCanuck]

I'm going to call Noory on open lines and say I think a Chupakabra ate my kitty cat cause it didn't come back home and I'm sad.

Have any of you Coast Gabbers called in to open lines, faked your way past the call screener, and then expressed your feelings about Noory's hosting to his face (I mean ear)?  Just curious.... Or do they have enough delay to suppress these types of calls?

[ManiacMatt]

Have any of you Coast Gabbers called in to open lines, faked your way past the call screener, and then expressed your feelings about Noory's hosting to his face (I mean ear)?  Just curious.... Or do they have enough delay to suppress these types of calls?

I would listen to an entire Noory show just to hear one articulate caller confront Georgie.  You could get through, but GN would cut you off with the magic of delay and say, "where is he?  I guess we lost him."
It wouldn't be hard to stay on with some bs story.  Obviously, it's been done before.  Any criticism would get you booted quickly.

[Sardondi]

lol...yeah this pic doesn't look awkward at all. I'm sure it's just the timing of the photo that she looks like she's trying her best to lean away from Creeper Dames.

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when the citizenship comes through...

     Dames: "Veruschka? Why are your bags in the hall?"

     Bride of Dames: "Bikhos khai ham lifvhink hyu."

     D: "Leaving me??! Why?!"

     BoD: "Bikhos khai ham not stahndink hyu."

     D: "But...but...I thought you loved me! What about your promises to be my wife always? For richer or poorer?"

     BoD: "Chust hwait eh meenit. Thir khar prumeesis and theen thir khar prumeesis. Hyu tahut mih thaht, Meester 'ifverybhuddy ghet hreddy furr Kheell Tshut'."

     D: "But where will you go? How will you live? Where will you stay?"

     BoD: "Has nhu Khamireekan tseetitzen, khai hwill be breengink mhai hreel khuzbundt to US frum Ukhraine. Mhai Arkhady weel bih khir knixt wik...and hrunnink Hafghan kheroin to Ist Khost, tso mhunies hno prubleem. Bih huzink hyur 'hreemote phewink' to fhind mih."

     D: "How...How could you do this to me?!"

     Bod: "Izzy - Khai chust leesten-ed to hyu scahm ifverybhuddy. Tso khoodpyes too hyou, Meester Khed Dimz."


(Of course, a Hooked On Phonics could be handy to read a transcript.")

[RecoveringNoorholic]

Did anyone hear the caller who called in during the first hour open lines and said he had been in Gulf War I and George replied ...

"My Public Affairs unit in the Navy was deployed to Iraq during the first Gulf War ... that was a few months after I left the Navy. When they came back they all got a bunch of ribbons and had some great stories to tell. They really had a great time over there!"

I was like WTF?

[b_dubb]

Did anyone hear the caller who called in during the first hour open lines and said he had been in Gulf War I and George replied ...

"My Public Affairs unit in the Navy was deployed to Iraq during the first Gulf War ... that was a few months after I left the Navy. When they came back they all got a bunch of ribbons and had some great stories to tell. They really had a great time over there!"

I was like WTF?

sounds perfectly awful to me.  "Here's a medal for marketing our war Johnny!".  fucking evil

[Scully]

Did anyone hear the caller who called in during the first hour open lines and said he had been in Gulf War I and George replied ...

"My Public Affairs unit in the Navy was deployed to Iraq during the first Gulf War ... that was a few months after I left the Navy. When they came back they all got a bunch of ribbons and had some great stories to tell. They really had a great time over there!"

I was like WTF?

The man is a legend ... 

[punkinpie]

What happened to the studio in Hawaii that George was building?  Why haven't there been shows aired from there?


I think he had a love shack with Linda Moulton Howe there and she finally dumped his ass.  They've been trying to keep it professional.

[Eddie Coyle]

Did anyone hear the caller who called in during the first hour open lines and said he had been in Gulf War I and George replied ...

"My Public Affairs unit in the Navy was deployed to Iraq during the first Gulf War ... that was a few months after I left the Navy. When they came back they all got a bunch of ribbons and had some great stories to tell. They really had a great time over there!"

I was like WTF?

So Noory was "in the Navy" as recently as 1990 or 91? My bullshit detector just exploded.

[Nebraska888]

Looking forward to Sunday night with Peter Davenport, an unsung hero in UFO reporting, and Knapp.

[RecoveringNoorholic]

           So Noory was "in the Navy" as recently as 1990 or 91? My bullshit detector just exploded.

He has said he was in the Navy Reserve for 8 years and left as a Lt.-Commander. I don't know for a fact but I suspect he was commissioned through the "Direct Commissioning Program." There are (IIRC) 4 specialties that the Navy can't fill with career military so they offer "direct commissions" to people in the civilian work force who possess these skill sets (Public Affairs, Intelligence, Medicine and Law IIRC). Once selected you go to a 10-day, 9AM-5PM class where you learn how to wear a uniform, salute, what the various rank insignia mean, etc., and then - voila - you're an Ensign. There's no basic training or weeks or months of advanced training or shipboard deployments or anything like that. George, being he had experience as a TV news director, could probably have received a direct commission into Public Affairs.

George W. Bush's nephew, Prescott Bush, was direct commissioned into Naval Intelligence a few years ago (presumably for the benefit of a future political career). He's an attorney of some type in Miami so I'm not sure how that translates to intel but it will probably look better/sexier on a campaign brochure than saying he was a navy lawyer.

[misssirveaux]

"For years, Linda Moulton Howe has been ripping on disappearing columns of bees."

Wow, George is off to a great start tonight...

[Shockwave]

This show is already a winner tonight with these ouija board hacks.

George "You guys know how I feel about ouija boards...."    Facepalm.

[testpattern]

He has bad memories of ouija boards since that regretful childhood event... when someone stuck the planchette up his a$$. it resulted in irreversible brain damage.

[punkinpie]

"For years, Linda Moulton Howe has been ripping on disappearing columns of bees."

Wow, George is off to a great start tonight...

George wants to make his column disappear when he thinks about her.

[testpattern]

Oh my GOD this show sucks. Train wreck. Does George have any internal barometer... a turd sensor so speak? Apparently not.

[DangerousBlossom]

That annoying frequent caller just made it on again to talk to Dr. Kaku -
its Bill from West Hartford, Conn - as always starting with a long introduction of  describing himself as an amateur astronomer and atheist.

I was listening to a show from 2009 (don't remember the guest) in which Bill called and expanded on his usual comments.  Namely, he said that he lived in Section 8 housing and would still be a virgin if he hadn't visited a certain message parlor in his youth...

Bill, you really need to work on calling less.  I also bet that other "Williams" who live in West Hartford feel somewhat embarrassed.

[Zelig]

Ed Dames couldn't remote view his way into a paper sack if his lunch depended upon it.

[beckettm]

Here is an email I sent to george@coasttocoastam.com today, Friday, March 16, 2012.

TOPIC:  Your phone-screened show compared to Art Bell unscreened...

George,

Why do you have calls screened on your show?  Art Bell didn't, and he was such a captivating radio presence.  I treasured listening to him, but often find your show dull and simplistic by comparison.  Sadly, I find your guest hosts more interesting than you with the possible exception of when you have good guests.  At the very least, you should not have your show screened.

One thing I don't like about your show is your generally simplistic reaction to callers, some of whom explain profound experiences they have had with ghosts or other paranormal experiences.  You don't generally ask probing questions.  You generally give a dull, obvious reaction like, "Well, that must have been scary."  Then you thank the caller and move on.  You generally leave behind so many questions you could have asked that were far more probing and intriguing.

Sometimes your show is interesting if the guest and subject matter are strong, but even Art Bell's choice of music were infinitely better than your entire show.  Art had such charisma and depth, even if he wasn't saying anything and just playing an ABBA song. The way Art segued into a great song was part of his absolute charm, but when I listen to your show, I often turn the radio off or way down during the songs.

I also don't like that you're always selling your podcasts and trying to get more people to like you on Facebook.  You can't change your personality, but if you were more of a captivating person on-air, you would have Facebook followers in droves.

Anyway, just wanted to get some things off my chest.

[DangerousBlossom]

Ed Dames couldn't remote view his way into a paper sack if his lunch depended upon it.[/size][/font]

Not only that, he doesn't even sound convinced of his dire predictions any more.  When he seemed to believe in imminent catastrophe he was entertaining.  Now: dull, dull, dull.  This last appearance was his worst ever.

[testpattern]

George: "I don't mess around with ouija boards anymore... does that make me a wimp?"........

[Zelig]

Please let Phil Hendrie be on somewhere this evening...

[Zelig]

Please let Phil Hendrie be on somewhere this evening...

Yay... found Phil.  "The secularization of Saint Patrick's Day".  Currently interviewing Doug Dayer...

[EnterDragon]

Terrible show tonight, but I'm sticking around for that surprise Noory had mentioned. I wonder what it is...

[Zelig]

Terrible show tonight, but I'm sticking around for that surprise Noory had mentioned. I wonder what it is...

Oh yeah... I'll pop back in for that... I sure hope it's UFO Phil.