George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BellBoy]

From Art's FaceBook page:

Brian D. Schultz - George Noory is such a passive aggressive nutless douchebag. He just mocked Art Bell on C2C. Was bragging about getting some attendance award in grade school for never missing a day and how he only missed two days in thirteen years of C2C. I knew what was to follow. Then, he said "some talk show hosts will miss a couple days on-air for stubbing their toe." I just shut him off...dickwad he is.

Art Bell - Well if he really said that, I would say he gets a "A" for attendance! However Spelling, English, Grammar and Content Retention as well as Presentation must have at best been incomplete.



LMAO

[ziznak]

Art's got some good ones!

Jorchyboy stacks up all his attendance awards while his reports cards read:


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[PB the Deplorable]

'Tis the Winter Holiday Season again, and with it traditional heartwarming classhics...


How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Every Who
Up in Who-ville
Liked the Coast show a lot...
But the Snorge,
Who lived somewhere down in a Cave,
Did NOT!

The Snorge hated Coast! The whole Art Bell show!
Now, please don't ask why â€" even he doesn't know
It could be his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His brain or his shoes,
He stood in his Cave, hating the Who’s,
Staring up from his Hole with a sour, Snorgy frown,
At the warm lighted windows above in their town.
For he knew every Who up in Who-ville
Was busy now, waiting for Art's show to come on.

"They’re turning it on!" he snarled with a sneer.
"It’s almost 10 p.m.! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Snorgy fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep it from coming!"
For, precisely at 10, he knew...

Then he had an idea!
An awful idea!
THE SNORGE
HAD A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Snorge laughed in his throat.
As he quickly put on a black t-shirt and coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, and said with a start!
"With his mic and his throne, I'll be just like Art!"

"I do need a career..."
The Snorge had checked ‘round.
Good hosts are scarce, there were few to be found.
Did that stop the old Snorge...?
No! The Snorge simply said,
"If I can't make a career, I'll take one instead!"
So he called his friend Tom. “Let’s load up the sled,
Out to Hollywood, ‘tis there we will head”.

THEN
He loaded his bags
Borrowed money from mom.
To a ramshackle sleigh,
He hitched up fat Tom.

The Snorge said, "Giddy-up!",
And the sleigh started off,
While the Who’s lay a-snooze in their lofts.

On the way, the Snorge spoke slowly to Tommy.
“It’ll be rough my boy, I know I’ll miss mommy.”
But “we’ll do it” he cried,
“Soon those Who’s will learn their show has now died.
We’ll dumb it down, one day after another,
We’ll sicken the Who’s, soon they won’t bother”

“We’ll program lame guests, then listen not a word.
I’ll sit while they're talking, polishing a turd.
I’ll interrupt, mispronounce, and say stupid stuff.
When they call to complain, you can tell ‘em ”That’s Tough!””

As the Snorge thought it through, he chuckled with delight,
“We’ll get the worst guests. It wouldn’t be right,
To steal Art’s show, then not turn it to Blight.

All those Who’s out there will have to give up the fight,
And find something else they can do every night.
Just what can they do when we Suck?
They’ll bitch and complain, and we won’t give a F___”

... And so it was done, the Snorge took Art’s place,
And all over the website, the Snorge plastered his face…

[BellBoy]

'Tis the Winter Holiday Season again, and with it traditional heartwarming classhics...


How The Snorge Stole Coast...

That is just awesome.

[Northern Nights]

'Tis the Winter Holiday Season again, and with it traditional heartwarming classhics...

How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Classhic! 

[wr250]

how he only missed two days in thirteen years of C2C. I knew what was to follow. Then, he said "some talk show hosts will miss a couple days on-air for stubbing their toe."

all it took was a flaming pizza role.
Art has some moron firing a gun near his house, and stalking him...

[bateman]

Paper Boy wins.

[whoozit]

How The Snorge Stole Coast..

Well done!

[Dateline]

How the Snorge Stole Coast. ..

Should be immediately added to the Coast Holiday CD.  It would be read by Falkie.  That would become a new Christmas tradition.

[21st Century Man]

'Tis the Winter Holiday Season again, and with it traditional heartwarming classhics...

Brilliant!!!

Send it to george@coasttocoastam.com, paperboy.

Might I suggest a sequel,

Twas The Night Before Christmas.

[michio]

A 'Holiday Magic Coast Style' album is great to have around the house....for trap shooting.  PULL!

Robby Davi was on 'The Georgie sNoory Show' talking about this and that.   My what a singing voice the man commands.  The sNooron was talking about something and uttered the word "cantapult." Davi, remembering the sNooron had permanently skipped English class and as one who refuses to correct any misfires of his brain and mouth, repeated the word "catapult" with the proper pronunciation to save face for his good friend. A short time later in the show, I believe I heard Davi say "idear." The next sound I heard was me throwing the computer out of the nearest window.

[ziznak]

A 'Holiday Magic Coast Style' album is great to have around the house....for trap shooting.  PULL!

Robby Davi was on 'The Georgie sNoory Show' talking about this and that.   My what a singing voice the man commands.  The sNooron was talking about something and uttered the word "cantapult." Davi, remembering the sNooron had permanently skipped English class and as one who refuses to correct any misfires of his brain and mouth, repeated the word "catapult" with the proper pronunciation to save face for his good friend. A short time later in the show, I believe I heard Davi say "idear." The next sound I heard was me throwing the computer out of the nearest window.

i can't wait til februwabry

[zeebo]

How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Ah thank you.  lol ... this put me in a rare mood of holiday cheer.

[akwilly]

Hey George, well you are back to being the only game in town. Please, please do better or at least only host 1 time a week.

[SnapT]

Congrats, Mr. Noory.  You win again.

For the love of God, give the people what they want and let Falkie co-host the show with you!

[cweb]

George Noory still sucks

[akwilly]

I have a feeling that this thread will be picking up steam in the days to come.

[trostol]

I have a feeling that this thread will be picking up steam in the days to come.

maybe..but i doubt i could ever return to that douchebags show

[Morgus]

Will bellgab turn back into coastgab again?

[akwilly]

Will bellgab turn back into coastgab again?

I think it will. Hey at least C2C has some pretty cool guests and topics coming up this week.

[albrecht]

At least we get to wait until Monday night to hear Norry gloat, he already made some digs about skipping shows for stubbed toes the other night. iHate and Norry win. Don't like. 

[CornyCrow]

Will there be C2C Live Show Chat Threads, too? 
Man, I hate listening to this creep.
Half the time the guests are not worth listening to, and you KNOW with Noory he can never turn a boring guest into an interesting one. 
I like Jimmy Church, though.  Maybe I'll listen tonight.

[21st Century Man]

Premiere should replace Noory with Dave Schrader.  Have Darkness Radio replace Coast but as it would have network syndication, the guest pool will be better than Dave currently gets.  Maybe slowly morph the show into Darkness Radio.  Keep Knapp and lose the others.

[pate]

Will there be C2C Live Show Chat Threads, too? 

They come out at night mostly...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrVZHxH2O1I

Welcome, Segundus!

[Bleefy]

Premiere should replace Noory with Dave Schrader.  Have Darkness Radio replace Coast but as it would have network syndication, the guest pool will be better than Dave currently gets.  Maybe slowly morph the show into Darkness Radio.  Keep Knapp and lose the others.

I agree wholeheartedly with this. Overall, he's an enjoyable host. Schrader has just the right mix of curiosity, humor, and intelligence. C2C could certainly do much ...well.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Come back George, all is forgiven. At least you never ever ever ever ever will quit.

[wr250]

dave appears to have won.

[Alienmojo]

Thank God there is Art.  I've about given up on Hoagland.

You cursed us is what you did. I blame you.

[LuvFineArt]

WELL, seems Mr. Bell has quit yet again.......should we be surprised? This says it all!   

https://youtu.be/LX22AQVNWnE

[Dateline]

I think Coast needs an overhaul.  Give Dave Schrader the show.  Keep Knapp, Syrett, and perhaps Lisa Garr, to satisfy that portion of the audience and go forth.