George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

This is an authentic tweet from Norry:

GN: Use code TURKEY when you sign up with http://ParanormalDate.com  to get a substantial discount.

Gotta love the code and the nuance of it. 

[ItsOver]

The hilarity never stops with Jorch and company.  Sure enough, straight from the C2CAM website. :

Coast to Coast AM        ✔ @coasttocoastam
GN: Use code TURKEY when you sign up with http://ParanormalDate.com  to get a substantial discount.

Just replace Michael Richard's head with Richard Noory's.

[PB the Deplorable]

... GN: Use code TURKEY when you sign up with http://ParanormalDate.com  to get a substantial discount...

Uh-maze-een

[ziznak]

mmmmmmm.... smells like turmeric!

[ItsOver]

mmmmmmm.... smells like turmeric!

Hahaha.  I was hoping you'd work your Jorch magic.  "Stick a pizza roll in it's mouth.  That turkey is done!"

[albrecht]

Normally if I listen I do so without the commercials and bumpers but today I listened to the Paulaides show with the bumper music. I was shocked how much of Art's bumpers Norry still uses. Has he no shame whatsoever?

[PB the Deplorable]

... Has he no shame whatsoever?

No

[Morgus]

Normally if I listen I do so without the commercials and bumpers but today I listened to the Paulaides show with the bumper music. I was shocked how much of Art's bumpers Norry still uses. Has he no shame whatsoever?

Yep Noory has no shame, c2c still plays 90% from Art's classic bumper music list.
The few times Noory picks his own music is on Friday nights, when they play a few Frank Sinatra songs, theme from the children's show Fireball XL-5, and of course the UFO-Phil song.

Noory even had the audacity to mention recently that he saw the movie "The Martian" and said they were playing all of "HIS" bumper music... 

[ItsOver]

I'm just glad Art decided to keep using The Chase to open MITD.  I'll bet that pisses-off Noory and PremRat .  )

[CornyCrow]

Last night I listened to C2C.  Connie Willis (sp?)was the host.  She introduced Travis Walton as 'infamous'.  His first remark was, 'You said I am infamous'.  She, still clueless, asked how he'd like to be introduced.  Geeze!

Today, Lisa Garr is the host.  I remember her name because the last program I heard with her on left me with the impression that she is just another right wing shill. 

[Quiet quest]

Has Dave ever interviewed his hair and mustache?  I can hear it now.  "What's it like to get slathered with black shoe polish?".  "Have you ever been on a mean baby?".  "Do angels color their hair?.  "Are you portals?.

[Quiet quest]

It has been revealed that the pic on Coast was after Norry's photo shoot.  That is his new publicity shot for ParanoramalDate.com.  The guy in the mask is the subscriber.  The mean, mean alien baby is his date.  That's what you get when you join that date site..

noory should have worn a mask though

[Inglorious Bitch]

Normally if I listen I do so without the commercials and bumpers but today I listened to the Paulaides show with the bumper music. I was shocked how much of Art's bumpers Norry still uses. Has he no shame whatsoever?

No shame, no brains.

[Insomniac Missourian]

Yep Noory has no shame, c2c still plays 90% from Art's classic bumper music list.
The few times Noory picks his own music is on Friday nights, when they play a few Frank Sinatra songs, theme from the children's show Fireball XL-5, and of course the UFO-Phil song.

Noory even had the audacity to mention recently that he saw the movie "The Martian" and said they were playing all of "HIS" bumper music... 

The one that really ticked me off was back during the Dark Matter days and Noory played the Dreamland theme for the first time in ages, IIRC.  I think he also played Ride My Seesaw soon after Dark Matter ended.

[ItsOver]

It's baaaacccckkkkk! 


http://download.coasttocoastam.com/pages/HolidayMagic2015b.jpg

[Morgus]

Linda Howe is supposed to be the main guest on c2c with Noor this coming Thursday night.
But right now on c2c with host Lisa Garr there is a fake Linda Howe as the guest...

[PB the Deplorable]

It's baaaacccckkkkk! 


http://download.coasttocoastam.com/pages/HolidayMagic2015b.jpg

''2014 Edition''

Another example of the Coast crew's high standard of quality, and keen eye for detail.  I wonder how many unsold copies they have stored up from last year.


It may be worth buying though, just for this year's bonus tracks - Richard C's rendition of "I Screwed The Turkey", and Kathy's wistful tune wishing to avoid children at Christmastime.

[Morgus]

Listing of the CD's tracks

Includes such singers as UFO Phil's Blue Christmas, Whitley Streiber, Dr Sky, Dannion Brinkley, Catherine Austin Fitts, Joshua P. Warren, and Marc Zicree (TZ expert) 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXTduSUA2w

[coaster]

"Popular demand" must mean something different to Noory. I love this one star review on Amazon- "My wife laughed at me for ordering it".
Hey family, let's all gather around the fireplace and celebrate by enjoying some traditional holiday music.  Because nothing says traditional holiday music like UFO Phil. And Grandma loves the classic "O come All Ye Faithful" when it's being belted out by George Noory and "Rocky". Why, she can barely keep her hands out of her pants when that idiot starts singing.

[Morgus]

Another recent posted review at amazon:

By Home Theater Guyon October 18, 2015
I didn't buy this ... wouldn't dare. A friend bought it for me as a gag gift. And I indeed gagged -- and even threw up in my mouth a little bit. You have got to be kidding me. Just shows that there is no depths too low for the mediocrity of C2C since Art Bell left. Thankfully Art is back with his new show -- Midnight in The Desert.

[ItsOver]

Another recent posted review at amazon:

By Home Theater Guyon October 18, 2015
I didn't buy this ... wouldn't dare. A friend bought it for me as a gag gift. And I indeed gagged -- and even threw up in my mouth a little bit. You have got to be kidding me. Just shows that there is no depths too low for the mediocrity of C2C since Art Bell left. Thankfully Art is back with his new show -- Midnight in The Desert.

Mediocrity, thy name is C2C.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Another recent posted review at amazon:

By Home Theater Guyon October 18, 2015
I didn't buy this ... wouldn't dare. A friend bought it for me as a gag gift. And I indeed gagged -- and even threw up in my mouth a little bit. You have got to be kidding me. Just shows that there is no depths too low for the mediocrity of C2C since Art Bell left. Thankfully Art is back with his new show -- Midnight in The Desert.

Sounds like Phrodo.

[ItsOver]

Another recent posted review at amazon:

By Home Theater Guyon October 18, 2015
I didn't buy this ... wouldn't dare. A friend bought it for me as a gag gift. And I indeed gagged -- and even threw up in my mouth a little bit. You have got to be kidding me. Just shows that there is no depths too low for the mediocrity of C2C since Art Bell left. Thankfully Art is back with his new show -- Midnight in The Desert.

MV should ask for a complimentary copy of Jorch's holiday CD from Gnoory.  He could play it during a GabCast.  Just in time for the holidays. )

[BellBoy]

MV should ask for a complimentary copy of Jorch's holiday CD from Gnoory.  He could play it during a GabCast.  Just in time for the holidays. )

Just imagine all of the poor bastards on Dave's periphery that receive a copy of that, each and every year, as a "thank yewww!" for their dedicated service, all year long. The postman, his wig stylist, that guy down at the 7-11 that makes those wunnerful turkee sammiches...

[ItsOver]

Just imagine all of the poor bastards on Dave's periphery that receive a copy of that, each and every year, as a "thank yewww!" for their dedicated service, all year long. The postman, his wig stylist, that guy down at the 7-11 that makes those wunnerful turkee sammiches...

I was on the road last night and couldn't get access to MITD so I thought I'd get a few laughs from Jorch.  He was busy plugging the CD last night on the show.  Jorch was saying it was to help the Vets but no word on just how much or how little is actually going to them. 

He informed his first guest he was known as "Captain Bizarre" when he was working in Detroit.  Big surprise with that revelation.  :

His second guest mentioned a devastating German air attack on London in May of 1941.  History expert Jorch commented that the assault no doubt included V-2 rocket attacks.  The guest corrected Doofus Dave by noting it would have been too early for a V-2 assault.

Jorch just contributes so much to the show.

[Nebraska888]

I was on the road last night and couldn't get access to MITD so I thought I'd get a few laughs from Jorch.  He was busy plugging the CD last night on the show.  Jorch was saying it was to help the Vets but no word on just how much or how little is actually going to them. 

He informed his first guest he was known as "Captain Bizarre" when he was working in Detroit.  Big surprise with that revelation.  :

His second guest mentioned a devastating German air attack on London in May of 1941.  History expert Jorch commented that the assault no doubt included V-2 rocket attacks.  The guest corrected Doofus Dave by noting it would have been too early for a V-2 assault.

Jorch just contributes so much to the show.

[albrecht]

Captain Bizarre, George Noory, Richard Norry, Dave, Dexter Moneterrey, the Nighthawk....the man has many names but they all suck.

[albrecht]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/11/17/us-doj-investigation-dietarysupplements-idUSKCN0T628320151117
This could be a sign of some trouble for the network and Norry's sidejob, maybe? Cracking down on supplements and quackery.

[Inglorious Bitch]

''2014 Edition''

Another example of the Coast crew's high standard of quality, and keen eye for detail.  I wonder how many unsold copies they have stored up from last year.


It may be worth buying though, just for this year's bonus tracks - Richard C's rendition of "I Screwed The Turkey", and Kathy's wistful tune wishing to avoid children at Christmastime.

Now it's "for the veterans"? I don't remember that angle from last year. What a gimmick for a shitty way to milk what's left of C2C.