George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[11angeleyes11]

I've got to say that Noory had the strangest introduction to the Lyme disease portion at the start (prior to his little news update segment).

Later, we'll talk about a man who was alive one moment . . . and dead the next.  [Chuckling]  So get ready for that!

Alive one moment and dead the next?  Isn't that how it usually happens?  I'd have been interested if he had said "Dead one moment and alive the next."  And why was he laughing?  And I don't remember the Lyme disease guy actually dying, just being very close to dying. . . . 

Sign me,
Confused as usual by Snoory.

(Maybe it's just because I'm a middle kid.)

Commenting on "Alive one moment and dead the next", did that not draw you in?  Didn't you want to hear more about the spinetingling tale?  Were you mesmerized by the description of someone that was alive in a second and dead the next?  It made you want to hear more didn't it?  George was doing the tease, and it was very clever. 

Lyme disease, on just the mere mention of the topic, does not get your adrenlin rushing.  He did what he could with the topic at hand. 

What if he had said,  "Stay tuned for a tick bite story?" 

[McPhallus]

A bit of false advertising.  I was assuming it would be another NDE thing, but instead it was a totally unrelated (albeit somewhat interesting) story about Lyme Disease.  Maybe he was confused about which guest was coming up?

The middle child thing... I can't imagine Art having a guest or even a caller on that particular subject.  Belongs more on Oprah than a show grounded in the paranormal.

I've got to say that Noory had the strangest introduction to the Lyme disease portion at the start (prior to his little news update segment).

Later, we'll talk about a man who was alive one moment . . . and dead the next.  [Chuckling]  So get ready for that!

Alive one moment and dead the next?  Isn't that how it usually happens?  I'd have been interested if he had said "Dead one moment and alive the next."  And why was he laughing?  And I don't remember the Lyme disease guy actually dying, just being very close to dying. . . . 

Sign me,
Confused as usual by Snoory.

(Maybe it's just because I'm a middle kid.)

[fabucat]

The middle child thing... I can't imagine Art having a guest or even a caller on that particular subject.  Belongs more on Oprah than a show grounded in the paranormal.

Ain't that the truth!  Listen I'm intrigued by the freakezoid guests even if they piss me off or even if they're criminal like that psychotic psychologist, but if C2C is becoming Oprah after dark, I'm soooooooooooooo out of here.  I'd take Steve Quayle any day over normal sh*t.

[Wahnfried]

Later, we'll talk about a man who was alive one moment . . . and dead the next.  [Chuckling]  So get ready for that!

Alive one moment and dead the next?  Isn't that how it usually happens?  I'd have been interested if he had said "Dead one moment and alive the next."  And why was he laughing?  And I don't remember the Lyme disease guy actually dying, just being very close to dying. . . . 

Sign me,
Confused as usual by Snoory.

(Maybe it's just because I'm a middle kid.)

I am seriously LOL'ing here. I've never seen one person work so little. If I were to put this tiny amount of effort I'd be looking for a job.

It just gets worse and worse.

[Frys Girl]

 
    Catherine Salmon and Katrin Schumann on "middle" kids.  Tom Grier on lyme disease.  I got nothing to say about this show.

Everyone hits rock bottom at some point.

[coaster]

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

Tell us how you really feel.

[VtaGeezer]

I'd take Steve Quayle any day over normal sh*t.

Even Steve Quayle is driving fans off lately.  He used to be one of my favorite C2C guests but he's become more of a born-again evangelist than cryptosleuth.

[Frys Girl]

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

George's family is at it again. Also, I haven't had action in a very long time.

[11angeleyes11]

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

Blanket statements do not cover the trufff. I am a fan and support George, I just like to be a mole.

[onan]

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

So I guess you are a cocksucking winner? I bet you have trophies. What is your specialty distance or time?

[Frys Girl]

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

Just doing a random poll: Are you a hoarder or a drunk? Most George Noory fans fall into one category but rarely both. Your spelling and tone indicate drunk.

[Avi]

So I guess you are a cocksucking winner? I bet you have trophies. What is your specialty distance or time?

Onan for the win!

It's just hard to imagine anyone actually losing their rag over insults to the sadly comedic George Noory - why, it's almost sadly comedic in itself.

[General Johnson Jameson]

So I guess you are a cocksucking winner? I bet you have trophies. What is your specialty distance or time?

Hahahaha!
Noory sucks

[Frys Girl]

So I guess you are a cocksucking winner? I bet you have trophies. What is your specialty distance or time?

In the old days, this site would allow us to give money to people. It was a sort of rating system and it was fun. I usually had negative a million dollars. Anyway you get my $$ here. Hilarious.

[rbduck]

Snooooooore. Lyme Disease. Snooooooore.
I use to listen to C2C rather often. Now that Premier Radio or GN is on the
New Age binge or other topics so worn out that The History Channel won't even touch them. What are they thinking?

[McPhallus]

"whinners"

Really? What's that?

Check out this guy's posting history.... he's the troll from the John B. Welles thread.

This whole board is for cock sucking losers like mike...bunch of fucked up whinners..get a life losers.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Check out this guy's posting history.... he's the troll from the John B. Welles thread.

MBrown, looks like he changed username to get MV to delete him?

[Scully]

I deliberately skipped the 1st hour of economic gloom and doom.  Just tuned in for the Iroquois Supernatural stuff they have scheduled for the last 3 hours -- just in time to hear the Fool emphasizing yet again that there is an unlimited supply of abiotic oil and "there always has been."

Now he's got callers who want to talk End of Times.  What happened here??? I hate that man. 

[PB the Deplorable]

George's contribution to tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens was to assure us that 'no one has thuh answers' to the mysteries of the Easter Island statues.

Pretty deep for someone who's been 'innerested' in all this, studying it since childhood.  They must have cut the more profound portions of his commentary...

[WOTR]

Very bad news... George just gave himself an "eight year mission" to get everybody in America to listen to C2C.  The only option now is "forced retirement."

... There was a guy last night who said he was a trucker.  There was no motor sound in the background and neither Noory or the caller indicated where he was.  Remember in the old days, the trucker would say: "Right now I'm getting out of Dallas and heading to Tulsa, on highway whatever." 

C2C has to get decent sound effects for their fake callers.

When is the last time somebody actually heard the motor of the trucks?  So far tonight three truckers that I have heard.  The first one (I don't recall much for specifics) then "Robert" who was "hauling coal" and now "Chuck" who is trucking "in Indiana."  Each of them had silence in the background and were clear as though they were calling from a land line (or at least were stationary.)

Do you Americans have awesome noise cancelling technology and amazing cell phone coverage, or should I be getting a little more suspicious that the truckers might not really be on the road?  (I have travelled through America a number of times and I think I may already know the answer.)

[Frys Girl]

George Noory's contribution to tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens was to assure us that 'no one has thuh answers' to the mysteries of the Easter Island statues.

Pretty deep for someone who's been 'innerested' in all this, studying it since childhood.  They must have cut the more profound portions of his commentary...

George Noory's canned responses are as bad as his obsession with canned foods/ efoods.


"Something is happening."


"Someone knows."


"I can feel something."


"Something will happen."


"It's something, huh?"


"What is it?"


"Nobody knows."

[M Knight]

George Noory's canned responses are as bad as his obsession with canned foods/ efoods.

I am surprised he did not claim that the Easter Island statues were formed by wind erosion and sunlight.

Set against the backdrop of truly entertaining paranormal issues, Noory is wearing an ill-fitting Madonna Halloween costume.  Cone tits and all.

[onan]

MBrown, looks like he changed username to get MV to delete him?

Sounds like the guy has some experience in getting pissed off and getting kicked... now that is a testament.

[Lovely Bones]

Commenting on "Alive one moment and dead the next", did that not draw you in?  Didn't you want to hear more about the spinetingling tale?  Were you mesmerized by the description of someone that was alive in a second and dead the next?  It made you want to hear more didn't it?  George was doing the tease, and it was very clever.

Uh, in a word, no.  I kept thinking about how everyone who dies is alive one moment and dead the next and how (knowing GN) George must have bollixed up the order. 

But I'm an obsessive-compulsive personality type and got hung up on that, so I never saw anything spine-tingling in it.     

[Lovely Bones]

Very bad news... George just gave himself an "eight year mission" to get everybody in America to listen to C2C.  The only option now is "forced retirement.

No kidding, WOTR.  I heard this and had visions of the coastgab crew all buying TracFones (for anonymity) so we could send massive numbers of text messages to GN telling him the best way to ensure everyone in America listens to C2C would be TO QUIT.  (Followed of course by a massive email campaign and a call-in campaign.)

[PB the Deplorable]

On the Ancient Aliens shows George looks like he's showered within the past 48 hours, clean clothes, hair combed.  He's even pronouncing words and doesn't look like he's reading.  Probably still reeks of cologne though.

No long term 'ironclad' deal with that show.  I wonder if the people from the meat and greets even ecognize him.


"Ma, who was that bum you took a picture with down at the radio station?"

[General Johnson Jameson]

Sounds like the guy has some experience in getting pissed off and getting kicked... now that is a testament.

Perhaps Noory's interns are at least trying to get 100 posts before they blow their cover. Naturally I'm paranoid. Living 600 feet below the ground in a Y2K bunker will do that to a person.

[fysisist]

I deliberately skipped the 1st hour of economic gloom and doom.  Just tuned in for the Iroquois Supernatural stuff they have scheduled for the last 3 hours -- just in time to hear the Fool emphasizing yet again that there is an unlimited supply of abiotic oil and "there always has been."

Yes, this abiotic oil theory is similar to the inherent idiocy theory.  Within the Fool, there is an unlimited supply of stupidity and irrelevant and inane commentary, and "there always has been".

[fysisist]

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George Noory's canned responses are as bad as his obsession with canned foods/ efoods.


"Something is happening."


"Someone knows."


"I can feel something."


"Something will happen."


"It's something, huh?"


"What is it?"


"Nobody knows."

I rest my case.

[VtaGeezer]

George's contribution to tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens was to assure us that 'no one has thuh answers' to the mysteries of the Easter Island statues.

Saw that. I've been interested in Easter Island since Thor Heyerdahl's "Aku Aku". Sorry George, anthropologists now DO know almost every detail of how the statues were made and moved. Real mysteries are one thing, denial another.