George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[fabucat]

I didn't listen to the program, but just heard that posted sound byte in which Mr. George Noory "suddenly" realizes that people have to watch what they say on air. Sure, that didn't keep him and his Fox-Sports Radio buddy Tomm Looney from basically convicting people who use three names as being assassins and murderers.

Now he's careful? After defaming some good people? What a joke Noory is. He's never offered an apology for his blunders and dumb theories, no matter how many good people get defamed.

As far as his quote that it "throws off his whole system," what he is referring to is called "reckless disregard for the truth" in mass-media law. I didn't get how that applied in the sound byte I heard, but I've heard Noory make references that would could bring Premiere Radio Networks under civil responsibility for their words. Like Fox-Sports Radio, too.

I don't recall Noory ever slandering any one.  And let's face it, C2C shouldn't be relied upon for literal "truth."  Art used to bring on crackpots as well and he never was sued. 

I'm not a Noory acolyte by any means, but I don't think that he's a hateful guy, which is more than what I can say about a lot of people on the airwaves these days.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hellosandy... an excellent first post. Hope to see you in the forums regularly. Welcome.

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[999]

Noory is very hateful. Anti government right wing christian nut.  He has ruined a good show and his nice guy act might fool you but he is a con man.  really sad what he has done to this show.  Its now not about an open forum for the nutty, the strange or the lone voice in the wilderness, its now has a corp agenda of rupert murdock and the vatican.  His endorsement of Congressman Paul should give us all pause.  Noory is an idiot.

Geez, it's bad enough that I share the same hometown as Noory, he's got to endorse my candidate of choice as well. 

Did he say he is voting for him?

[999]

Here's the un-bleeped exchange.  It was a minor incident.

He sound perturbed that the guest actually made him do some work.

[M Knight]

The source of suck.

[MV/Liberace!]

Geez, it's bad enough that I share the same hometown as Noory, he's got to endorse my candidate of choice as well. 

i felt the same way... well, about the candidate part at least.  being from cape girardeau, i almost share noory's home town, but not quite.  about 120 miles south, thank you very much.


<<<wipes sweat from brow.

[kingdomofsigh]

Here's the un-bleeped exchange.  It was a minor incident.


Slap The

Art would always say something like, "whoops, you can't curse on the air" after he hit the button that used to play "Do the wild thing at 775-1295."

"….and I have this hostility, and I've had these abhorrent thoughts about slapping the shit out of George Noory…"

[valdez]

Did anyone else listening last night notice the elderly caller who rambled a lot and threw into the pot  that "some of your guests keep saying the same things over and over"?  I held my breath waiting for George to react ... the silence was deafening though, and the caller chickened out and switched back to a non-George-threatening subject.

Thought we had a winner there for a few seconds. 

Yeah.  I think the caller was on to a good tactic:  sounding confused and all over the place, then throwing in a dig at the show, then going right into something like, "...anyway, George, do you believe in angels?"

[starrmtn001]

There is new tension in the Noory voice.  It is higher, tinnier--there is fear.  The dream of the Hawaiian semi-retirement in a glass-encased Noory Shrine-Studio is gone along with the nubile girls waiting to fan him with palm fronds.  The dream of milking Art's creation for the rest of his life has >poof< vanished.  Someone has told him he'll be fine if he just sticks with the system.  The system of questions the guest gave him, his own computer-generated fav five and turning the guest's last comment into a question.


As they used to say on Battlestar Gallactica (2004), "Something has changed.  The Cylon is here."


There is a strange energy coming out of Pahrump.  It's radiation signature has hit the Premiere studio in Los Angeles.  It has the power to destroy the Noory and everything he doesn't stand for.


Art is back.


Anagrammy

Well said my friend, WELL said.

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

Did anyone else listening last night notice the elderly caller who rambled a lot and threw into the pot  that "some of your guests keep saying the same things over and over"?  I held my breath waiting for George to react ... the silence was deafening though, and the caller chickened out and switched back to a non-George-threatening subject.

Thought we had a winner there for a few seconds. 

The problem with that guy was he didn't like ghost, Bigfoot and UFO shows......what, he wants more of Snoory's bullshit health scams and political agenda?

[someguy]

This is my first post here, but I have hated George Snoory for a long time.  A robot could replace him in his job.  It would just need to respond in ways like "That's staggering!!!" and "That's incredible." and other mindless exclamatory phrases.  Noory is so unbelievably dumb, I do multiple facepalms whenever I listen to him (I try not to if possible).  I hate how when a guest makes an astute comment that is well above GN's ability to understand, he just says "good point" when it's obvious that he has no idea what the guest is talking about.  He is also a lazy bastard, I doubt it takes 10 minutes to prep for a show.  Ian Punnett (who I am a big fan of, and I know there's some hate for him here) at least reads the material and educates himself and you can tell with his hosting.  He asks good questions after reflecting on the material.  Snoory doesn't and he probably can't even comprehend the material if he did read it.  I also hate his formulaic style, how his first question is always "what got you interested in this field" like anybody really cares about that.  I could go on griping for a while, about his slurred, semi-retarded speaking style, his overuse of the word "synchronicity", how he pronounces "nucular" and thinks that everyone says it that way.  The only thing Snoory has going for him is that he lets the host do most of the work and he barely comments.  Like I said, a robot could do his job.  I think that the inadequacy of Snoory is out there as reflected by this site and also when people call to Punnett and tell him how he's the best host etc.  Just wanted to spew some hatred, thanks guys and gals.

Hey look, I found an exclusive video of george noory and tom danheiser



The Simpsons DJ - 3000

[Cheerful Cynic]

A few months ago, I switched to Doug McIntyre's Red Eye Radio largely because I had it with George Noory. I'd like to expand on what hellosandy wrote. For years now, I have had the "George Noory Must Go" debate w/a family member who until very recently thought he was great. Hellosandy and myself use different words to express the same ideas. In no particular order:

" . . . his slurred, semi-retarded speaking style . . . " [hellosandy]
" . . . slobber-talking . . . " [Cheerful Cynic]"

" . . . he lets the host (actually guest, maybe?) do most of the work and he barely comments . . . " [hellosandy]
" . . . autopilot guest . . ." [Cheerful Cynic]"

" . . . when a guest makes an astute comment . . . he just says "good point" . . . " [hellosandy]
" . . . George Noory has never, ever disagreed with a guest, no matter how crackpot. GN would never believe that 2 + 2 = 5, so far, but if, for example, you use hyperdimensional physics, he will believe that 2 + 2 = 22 . . . " [Cheerful Cynic]

Very rarely, George Noory actually does good work: some time back, for example, he spent time focusing on the Jimmy Hoffa disappearance, an issue personal to him because IIRC, George was the last person, or at least last reporter, known to have seen Hoffa alive. George cared about the topic and it showed - his voice got a little too squeaky, but the show was great. In contrast, Ian Punnett is fantastic because as hellosandy explains, really cares about the material, does his research, and engages the guest. Think back to his shows re: the Smiley Face murders. My family member/foil disagrees with me re: IP but I won't back down. Fortunately, we agree on George Knapp - he's great. I only hope Art Bell comes back to free AM talk radio somehow/somewhere  because he deftly handled the crackpot guests in a way that put him on our side as listeners, and he did it with a subtle, minimalist humor that put the joke on the guest, not the audience, if the guest was a dork. From an intelligent guest, Art Bell would only bring out the best. Heck - he even did it with the Open Line callers. I know - I was one of them after the Mars Observer mission failed and I called to rant. I can't judge if I was a dork or intelligent, but Art and myself, and hopefully the C2C world, had a lot of fun with the call . . .

[b_dubb]

The source of suck.

I don't appreciate you posting a photo of your bunghole. Not one bit

[Frys Girl]

What happened to Nighthawkzone.com?

[M Knight]

What happened to Nighthawkzone.com?

Tumeric flatulence.

[Frys Girl]

Tumeric flatulence.

LMAO no really. What's funny is even abovetopsecret still gets the shoutouts on Fridays, and THEY HAVE hater posts and vent posts, as does Imaginative Worlds. LMAO LMAO. Noory is desperate.

[fabucat]

LMAO no really. What's funny is even abovetopsecret still gets the shoutouts on Fridays, and THEY HAVE hater posts and vent posts, as does Imaginative Worlds. LMAO LMAO. Noory is desperate.

IW hates Ian more than they hate George for the most part.  Their criticism of Ian is valid, yet I STILL like Ian better, lol.

[aldousburbank]

This is my first post here, but I have hated George Snoory for a long time... 

I could go on griping for a while, about his slurred, semi-retarded speaking style, his overuse of the word "synchronicity", how he pronounces "nucular" and thinks that everyone says it that way.  The only thing Snoory has going for him is that he lets the host do most of the work and he barely comments.  Like I said, a robot could do his job.  I think that the inadequacy of Snoory is out there as reflected by this site and also when people call to Punnett and tell him how he's the best host etc.  Just wanted to spew some hatred, thanks guys and gals.

Hello Sandy,
Loved your whole post.  A nice rendering of what got me here, a place where everyone know the emperor wears no clothes.  I'm so glad you noticed that Noory sucks like bad dog soup or something because it means there's another person who's not freekin braindead. 

Time for my 3 minutes of Nooratron before I pass out from unintelligible shock.  Welcome fellow hater.

[Max Level]

I had to go change my shirt and mop up the keyboard after noodlebrain slurped his way over San Fransiscos "Embarkadero". (ph)
I learned two things. If you are going to drink coffee while listening to george, wear a raincoat. Number two...always count on georgie to slaughter at least one word per show. Ah me...what a world.

[michio]

No time for a proper hello because I must relate what I heard a few moments ago.  Noory asked his guest, who is a physics professor, if moving from one time zone to another is the same as time travel.  Yes, time travel!  I'm dumbfounded that a grown man, the main host of a national talk radio show that commonly deals with science matters and the like, would waste time asking such a lame and juvenile question.  And Noory claims that he loves science?  What a "HUGE" load of poop that is.  He's anti-science and proud of it.

BTW, his exact quote (I was paraphrasing) would probably fit into the long list of unbelievable 'Nooryisms.'  I expect to add many more as time marches on.

[Morgus]

What's funny is even abovetopsecret still gets the shoutouts on Fridays, and THEY HAVE hater posts and vent posts, as does Imaginative Worlds.

thats only because Noory doesn't visit at those sites like he does at the ones like FF2 he has registered at and gotten a deal with the owners to outlaw anti-noory postings.
if lots of folks emailed Noory and his staff specific sites he mentions on the air and tell them they are noory haters there, he might remove them from his friday onair shoutout list. 

[valdez]

No time for a proper hello because I must relate what I heard a few moments ago.  Noory asked his guest, who is a physics professor, if moving from one time zone to another is the same as time travel.  Yes, time travel!  I'm dumbfounded that a grown man, the main host of a national talk radio show that commonly deals with science matters and the like, would waste time asking such a lame and juvenile question....

     Welcome, Michio.  An excellent first post.  Yeah, that was George with Ronald L. Mallett, who seems to have figured out how to build a time machine involving something to do with lasers and warping gravity.  What caught my ear was during the first segment with privacy guy Lauren Weinstein when George said he had never heard of  google + .   Huh?  Anyone who even does a cursory scan of the news on a daily basis would know of this, and anyone who's job it is to host a big time radio show, that opens with a short news review, would definitely have to keep up on what's going on in the world.  Does Tom feed him those stories?  George is always talking about the old days when he had to go through newspapers, clipping stories out, and what not, and how the internet has made all that easier.  Perhaps not easy enough.  Just when I think I've got Noory pegged, more is revealed, thus widening the incredible universe that is Snoorology.

...Waiting on his grandson

who will one day come back from the future

to test some stupid

"grandfather paradox"

theory.

[rangers1919]

No time for a proper hello because I must relate what I heard a few moments ago.  Noory asked his guest, who is a physics professor, if moving from one time zone to another is the same as time travel.  Yes, time travel!  I'm dumbfounded that a grown man, the main host of a national talk radio show that commonly deals with science matters and the like, would waste time asking such a lame and juvenile question.  And Noory claims that he loves science?  What a "HUGE" load of poop that is.  He's anti-science and proud of it.

BTW, his exact quote (I was paraphrasing) would probably fit into the long list of unbelievable 'Nooryisms.'  I expect to add many more as time marches on.

I heard this. I couldn't believe it and I have had no faith in this idiot's intellectual abilities for quite some time. After a long explanation about how you could build a machine, get in it, and travel in time to go back in time George asked whether your body would actually be there, or just your mind. The time travel episode has really put a fine point on how stupid this man is. I used to think he was just not very intellectually curious, but now I think that he is actually a very, very dumb individual. I think I might be pretty close to being permanently done with the show, even when I am bored and cannot sleep. He's about to attempt the "grandfather paradox"; I'm sure it will start with a semi-coherent explanation read directly off of a prepared card, followed by illogical, confused, borderline retarded questions.

BTW, has anybody seen the movie Primer, it essentially has the same time travel mechanism the guest explained tonight, a machine that makes time travel possible, but only as long as the machine has been operating. 

[MV/Liberace!]

BTW, has anybody seen the movie Primer, it essentially has the same time travel mechanism the guest explained tonight, a machine that makes time travel possible, but only as long as the machine has been operating.

i haven't.  time to hit netflix...

[Frys Girl]

No time for a proper hello because I must relate what I heard a few moments ago.  Noory asked his guest, who is a physics professor, if moving from one time zone to another is the same as time travel.  Yes, time travel!  I'm dumbfounded that a grown man, the main host of a national talk radio show that commonly deals with science matters and the like, would waste time asking such a lame and juvenile question.  And Noory claims that he loves science?  What a "HUGE" load of poop that is.  He's anti-science and proud of it.

BTW, his exact quote (I was paraphrasing) would probably fit into the long list of unbelievable 'Nooryisms.'  I expect to add many more as time marches on.

When I heard this, I was so angry. To be a physicist and have to put up with this trash, Noory, for a host.

[fysisist]

I heard this. I couldn't believe it and I have had no faith in this idiot's intellectual abilities for quite some time. After a long explanation about how you could build a machine, get in it, and travel in time to go back in time George asked whether your body would actually be there, or just your mind. The time travel episode has really put a fine point on how stupid this man is. I used to think he was just not very intellectually curious, but now I think that he is actually a very, very dumb individual. I think I might be pretty close to being permanently done with the show, even when I am bored and cannot sleep. He's about to attempt the "grandfather paradox"; I'm sure it will start with a semi-coherent explanation read directly off of a prepared card, followed by illogical, confused, borderline retarded questions.

BTW, has anybody seen the movie Primer, it essentially has the same time travel mechanism the guest explained tonight, a machine that makes time travel possible, but only as long as the machine has been operating.

There is no question, Snoors has the intelligence of a parakeet.  Oddly though, I was listening to a so-called "classic" show from 2005, and as much as I hate to admit it, it was a different Snoory.  He sounded kinda like a regular guy, didn't bumble around so much, didn't mispronounce every other word, even bordering on average intelligence.  What does it all mean??  Dementia, the Big A, Flowers for Algernon??  What it doesn't mean is that the show will in any way go uphill from here. 

And yes that movie Primer kicks ass.  A very intelligent movie, very enjoyable.

[M Knight]

There is no question, Snoors has the intelligence of a parakeet. 

How dare you disparage parakeets worldwide.

[fysisist]

How dare you disparage parakeets worldwide.

True enough!  I had a parakeet many years ago and he was not anybody's fool.  One of his favorite pass times was to swoop in and perch on the edge of your glass of beer and help himself to a little.  Pretty impressive.  And "he" actually turned out to be a "she" when she laid an egg.  I'd like to see Snoors pull any of that off.

[MV/Liberace!]

True enough!  I had a parakeet many years ago and he was not anybody's fool.  One of his favorite pass times was to swoop in and perch on the edge of your glass of beer and help himself to a little.  Pretty impressive.  And "he" actually turned out to be a "she" when she laid an egg.  I'd like to see Snoors pull any of that off.

well, i have to admit, snoors does frequenly lay an egg.

[stevesh]

well, i have to admit, snoors does frequenly lay an egg.

I doubt very much if Noory lays anything (or anyone) frequently or otherwise, unless the chicks get a look at him in the wife-beater in the P90X ad.