George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[anagrammy]

I'll say this, if Georgie could turn a phrase like you Anagrammy, and had even one-tenth the vocabulary, he'd be worth listening to.  If he had any sense, he'd hire you to write for him, although I'm quite hopeful that you would say NO!

Of course, fysisist, I promised Nogod that I would only use my powers for good......

Ana

[anagrammy]

and PLEASE someone PM me a Demonoid invite code!

PM Coastfan - he may be able to give you one.

[b_dubb]

The Nooron is the result of alien/human hybridization experiments.  so why is he on the radio?  he's one of the failed experiments that the aliens turned loose because .... well ... the aliens are assholes.  his hair/hairpiece acts to keep the stupid in.  unfortunately he's more than able to let the stupid out through his mouth.  well documented in this thread

noory sucks

[fysisist]

... the aliens are assholes. 

I've always suspected this.

[fysisist]

The 5/24 show - While the first hour guest speculates wildly on the dangers of cell phones, Georgie wonders if cell phones are responsible for the declining bee population.  Are you f'ing serious??  Has Georgie been lending his phone to any bees??  What a jackass.  The guest William Thomas is not much better.  Do these two geniuses understand that we have been bathed in high frequency radiation since the 1950's?  How about microwave ovens, Georgie, how much energy do those bad boys put out??  Has he ever looked at a cell phone battery?  What's the output of that little mofo, Georgie??  Miscreant.  Cretin.  Buffoon.  Worse than all that, a fear-monger.

[anagrammy]

The 5/24 show - While the first hour guest speculates wildly on the dangers of cell phones, Georgie wonders if cell phones are responsible for the declining bee population.  Are you f'ing serious??  Has Georgie been lending his phone to any bees??  What a jackass.  The guest William Thomas is not much better.  Do these two geniuses understand that we have been bathed in high frequency radiation since the 1950's?  How about microwave ovens, Georgie, how much energy do those bad boys put out??  Has he ever looked at a cell phone battery?  What's the output of that little mofo, Georgie??  Miscreant.  Cretin.  Buffoon.  Worse than all that, a fear-monger.

Silly.  Just keep your cellphone in the tumeric tin, George.  No worries.

[The General]

     I remember a show where Noory had on an author who'd written about RFK's assassination and the author said "June 4, 1968 was the California primary and Robert Kennedy was in Los Angeles.." only to be interrupted by George intoning with "that's my birthday" like he was an eight year old...the interview died right there as the author seemed to realize he was dealing with a fool.

Ha ha ha ha... classic Noory.

[PChirp]

"If I can do it, anyone can do it."

--George Noory, 5/31/2011, on promoting the P90X fitness system. Who the hell is he kidding? 

[rangers1919]

Has anybody seen what the ratings numbers are for the show lately? I have to assume that they are very low compared to what they used to be. In the past there would be callers constantly saying that they had been trying to get on the air for weeks, but now there are callers saying that they've been able to get through on multiple shows, or in at least a couple of cases that I've witnessed saying that they've been able to get through twice during the same show.

[valdez]

Good God Almighty! 

Is it just me or has Coast turned into a self-promoting forum for Dick C. Hoagie and his wacky wife, "Dr." Robin Falkov?  Tonight (5/31), Snoory ran through his usual pre-show news reporting schtick breaking in to personally speak to BOTH of these nuts!  The show might as well be divided equally between Snoory, Linda Moulton Foul, and the Hoagies.  Apparently, Snoory will endorse any product if the price is right as he's now touting the P90X fitness system.  His exact quote, "If I can do it, anyone can do it".  George Noory into P90X?  Has he totally LOST his mind?!?  This is truly a gem!

     I must have missed this.  I would have liked to hear Hoagland's explanation on why NASA didn't make the "moon water" announcement last week that he assured us would happen.
     I honor of Memorial Day George invites Douglas Deitrich to talk about the USS Indianapolis shark fest.   An odd way to commemorate military sacrifice, and, upon viewing his website, Deitrich himself seems to be a bit of a wacky conspiratorial type.  George also does the Secret Door , which is an idea that should be tossed out the door.  Really dumb, and with only one hour allocated for each guest, do you really have time to take calls?  The answer, producer Tom, is no.  Of course not.

[Treading Water]

Silly.  Just keep your cellphone in the tumeric tin, George.  No worries.

HaHaHaHaHaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................Still catching up.  No electricity for a day, computer out for two days.  Confirmed tornado, but no injuries or deaths here.  Just tons of trees down, and a few houses halved.  (All my trees fell away from my house.)  Whew.
Oh, yeah.........I was stuck at a convenience store.  Some scary damn shit.  It's been 95 since so I'm really slow at cleaning up my yard.  Oh well.  Glad to still be here.   

[JustOneFix]

Last night's show sucked even more than normal, from Noron mispronouncing words, that lame assed "secret door" bullshit and much more.

Noron really needs to consider hanging it up. If he doesn't, the Alzheimer's or stroke symptoms will force him to hang it up.

[fysisist]

HaHaHaHaHaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................Still catching up.  No electricity for a day, computer out for two days.  Confirmed tornado, but no injuries or deaths here.  Just tons of trees down, and a few houses halved.  (All my trees fell away from my house.)  Whew.
Oh, yeah.........I was stuck at a convenience store.  Some scary damn shit.  It's been 95 since so I'm really slow at cleaning up my yard.  Oh well.  Glad to still be here.   

I know your pain.  I live in Huntsville, AL where we got strafed by tornadoes last month.  Power was out for 4 days at my place.  It was oddly calming, no distractions for a few days.  Anyways, I wasn't close to any of the tornadoes but glad to hear you survived it. 

[anagrammy]

HaHaHaHaHaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................Still catching up.  No electricity for a day, computer out for two days.  Confirmed tornado, but no injuries or deaths here.  Just tons of trees down, and a few houses halved.  (All my trees fell away from my house.)  Whew.
Oh, yeah.........I was stuck at a convenience store.  Some scary damn shit.  It's been 95 since so I'm really slow at cleaning up my yard.  Oh well.  Glad to still be here.   

Glad you and Fys are still here.  We really find out what Big Government does for us in times like this. Let us know when the FEMA plane flies over your devastated neighborhood dropping leaflets "Call 800-FOR-HELP."

Anagrammy

PS to all who have emailed me:  WORD is a nineties term young people used as slang for "YOU BET".  When a person my age uses it, it is hilarious --probably more funny in person.  It cracks my kids up every time.  They always say, "Mom- that went out a decade ago."  OK, I say, I'll replace it with it's negative counterpart, "HURL."   Yes, I like to make fun of youthful slang.  Somehow just my using it takes it immediately out of the "cool" category!  I personally have stomped out horrific sexual slang such as my alltime unfavorite, "That's right on the head."  First time I used it, the entire room went "EWwwww!" and it left my children's vocabulary like an alien popping out of their chests and whipping out the door.

[Treading Water]

Let us know when the FEMA plane flies over your devastated neighborhood dropping leaflets "Call 800-FOR-HELP."

Anagrammy

Aren't they just using a big banner pulled behind the plane to save money on printing costs?  Or are they re-printing the leaflets to create new jobs and boost the economy?   

[El Kragen]

George showed again last night why he's the champ of killing air time. He has his news segment with RCH and Falkov, then he plays the entire USS Indianapolis scene from Jaws. WTF? He then has the guest on for 5 minutes and goes to break. Comes back from the break and plays almost all of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" or so it seemed. George chewed up nearly 45 minutes with all that crap lol.

[HorrorReporter]

After all this.. I just cannot fathom the thought: George Noory as a spokesman for P90X... 

[fysisist]

hey if P90X can resurrect the zombie Noory, then it can take the love-handles off of C2C fan, I suppose.

[anagrammy]

Aren't they just using a big banner pulled behind the plane to save money on printing costs?  Or are they re-printing the leaflets to create new jobs and boost the economy?   

FEMA drops pamphlets over flooded neighborhoods and asks people with no phone service to call if they need help.  The city used the big banner-airplane method after the Northridge earthquake and after THREE weeks people were still incommunicado. I think they are inefficient on purpose because down the line they will introduce a bill which will list these failures to communicate during disasters and suggest that it would be much safer/faster/better to find tornado/flood/hurricane/earthquake survivors if they had RFID implants....

Anagrammy

[Treading Water]

I think they are inefficient on purpose because down the line they will introduce a bill which will list these failures to communicate during disasters and suggest that it would be much safer/faster/better to find tornado/flood/hurricane/earthquake survivors if they had RFID implants....

Anagrammy

Kinda' makes me glad I'm on the downside of the hill.  I live less than a half-day's drive from DC, surrounded by various military installations, and can see the cooling towers of a nuclear plant if I make a trip to the "big" mall. 

I grew up tremendously paranoid.  Then I decided it might be OK to be taken out in the first wave.  Fast and relatively painlessly.  Unfortunately, I now believe we'll be done in by some very slow acting, gut-wrenching germ. 

Whoa, too depressing.  I'm grumpy, sweaty, and tired from dragging tree limbs around my yard most of the day.  At least I still have my yard.  And I won't have to mow for a while.   

Maybe I'll tune in to George tonight.  He seems to have such a pleasant, calming voice.  His voice, it doesn't matter what he says.  It's the way he says it.  Yes, yes, I'll follow.............I'll call in to tell him how much I just loooove him................I can buy some gold and freeze-dried food.  I already have a 50-pound bag of rice under my bed..............................Soon it will all be better...............................................


TW

[bmd88]

What the hell is this shit?

Sorry if this has already been posted, but I don't have time to read through this all.  I just spent almost 72 hours straight painting my foyer and hallways and thought I was going insane after clicking on C2C's website and seeing the image below.  Seriously?  That's Photoshopped (yeah, I know- no shit)- because I have seen that "headshot" of Norry before, not on that body, and it clearly doesn't blend proportionately with the body.  I say "the body" because it may not be his.... it is gross, pale, and hairy enough to be- just not enough sagging in my opinion.  But, I digress...

[JustOneFix]

I run Adblock on my browser so I don't see the ads, but you have to got to be fucking kidding, is that ad for real?

God damn.........LOL

[bmd88]

I run Adblock on my browser so I don't see the ads, but you have to got to be fucking kidding, is that ad for real?

God damn.........LOL

Yes, it's real- fooled the hell out of me!  It was on my first click too and somehow I got TWO ads for the same thing.  My first reaction was  What the fuck- it's definitely sunk to a new sick low!  Those pictures make me want to retch

[Eddie Coyle]

     That picture is too fuckin' funny. Noory looks like a Saddam Hussein henchman on R&R. That's the BEFORE picture, right?  

    My word, is that man oblivious or what...

[anagrammy]

This reminds me of women I see on the street ever so often.  Too old, WAY too old to be a hooker, but OMG the make-up!  The makeup has Salvador Dali-ed their face and they don't even know it!  Red circles on the cheeks closer to clown than woman...huge blue or purple blobs over each eye and globs of black.  You just know they have poor eye sight and it looks ok to them in the dim one-bulb light they have in their room with bathroom down the hall, no mirror.  As the eyesight fades, it takes more and more makeup to look the same.  Poor things.

George is becoming the male equivalent of Gloria Swanson in the classic movie where she says, "I'm ready for my CLOSE UP...."  and they are just trying to lure her out of the house to take her to get some help.  She's a fright face coming down the stairs grimacing for the camera.

Please God don't anyone tell him there's a niche that Jack Lalanne just left, he could step right in.  First bare arms and then will we have bare chest!  GOD NO ---MY EYES!!!!

Anagrammy

[gandalf50]

I run Adblock on my browser so I don't see the ads, but you have to got to be fucking kidding, is that ad for real?

God damn.........LOL

Nothing George says or does surprises me anymore.  He is beyond words.  He has up to 5 pics of himself cycling on the C2C front page. Is he serious? The only thing growing on C2C is George's pathetic ego and I seriously doubt it's his massive chest. The man is shameless hack.

~G

[Scully]

Tonight I could actually picture George beating his hairy chest as he said with his usual arrogance that C2C is so successful because he listens to what others are saying and doesn't interrupt. :

[HorrorReporter]

i am revolted by the Noory era, each night gets worse.. tonight a relatively interesting guest, Frank Demarco sounded confused and frustrated with noory's odd on air behavoir

[HorrorReporter]

the p90x 'saddam' pictures sealed the deal, c2c is a mockery.. once great and now shameless...  so sad

[HorrorReporter]

http://hologrambooks.com/hologrambooksblog/index.php/2011/05/30/night-owl-special/

This is just a reminder that I will be the featured guest on George Noory’s Coast to Coast AM show:

Eastern ….. 2 a.m. â€" 5 a.m. Wednesday June 1

Central ….. 1 a.m. â€" 4 a.m. Wednesday June 1

Mountain ….. midnight  - 3 a.m. Wednesday June 1

Pacific ….. 11 p.m. Tuesday May 31 â€" 2 a.m. Wednesday June 1

Tune in to see if I can put together a coherent sentence at 2 a.m.

i bet demarco didnt know the HOST cannot put a coherent sentence together at any time. i cannot believe how frustrated tonight's show made me