George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

Can it be too long before Jorch becomes a minister and starts officiating marriages at his meet and greets?  For a small price, of course.

I can see that happening. As good  a singer as George is,though, you know he wants to cut an album inviting LMH to duet with him on "Some Velvet Morning". I can`t wait.

[CornyCrow]

Jorch DID pronounce nuclear properly, although he seemed a bit hesitant. 
He began by saying he got a call from that Congressman's office about all the calls they'd been getting, but I never heard him follow up on what they had to say.
I keep falling asleep.
That vitamin guy seems like such a schill. He mentions a 'magic' mineral for certain ailments but refuses to say what it is.  It's in HIS PRODUCT.  Jorch should have kicked him off the show, with that comment, but he actually backed the jerk up.  What an insult to the intelligence of the audience.  What a snake oil salesman.

[PathoJen]

Ya he is the worst guest/salesman the have on the show. It is so sad what has happened to c2c. It is nothing but a 4 hour infomercial

Ya, nothing new to hear.
However, according to the website, he interviewed someone in the second half regarding the Common core standardized testing. Could have been interesting. Probably not tho.

[Dateline]

I was on Facebook anyway this morning, so just out of curiosity, the nose wiggles when it is curious, I went the Coast to Coast AM Facebook page to review the comments from last evening.

There were only 76 comments and all were dissatisfied about how Norry has sold out, Coast has become an infomercial, they are glad Art Bell is coming back, want more aliens and ghosts and so forth.  I did not see many, if any positive comments from last night's show.

I don't mind an occasional health show, but one that is an obvious infomercial is a waste of my time and I will not subject myself to it.  Whoever is steering the waters at Coast is running aground.  Listen to your audience before you sink!

[NoMoreNoory]

Since he is on so often he should bring on one of his patients who used to be homosexual but is now straight.  Now that I would like to hear. I think there is something to all the hormones being injected into our food supply.  There has to be an effect on people.  Why it affects some people and not others is another question.

What now? Food additives make you gay??

[wr250]

What now? Food additives make you gay??

no they make you a closeted rat eating hatur.

[albrecht]

I was on Facebook anyway this morning, so just out of curiosity, the nose wiggles when it is curious, I went the Coast to Coast AM Facebook page to review the comments from last evening.

There were only 76 comments and all were dissatisfied about how Norry has sold out, Coast has become an infomercial, they are glad Art Bell is coming back, want more aliens and ghosts and so forth.  I did not see many, if any positive comments from last night's show.

I don't mind an occasional health show, but one that is an obvious infomercial is a waste of my time and I will not subject myself to it.  Whoever is steering the waters at Coast is running aground.  Listen to your audience before you sink!

I also don't mind if it was an occasional health show, even if it is quackery- which can sometimes be funny. Key word is OCCASIONAL and with a "doctor" with some new or unique claim (like the guy that said smoking is good for you and can even cure cancer and so is eating meat!) Or about some new disease or discovery (Schrader was riveting with the "Brain on Fire" gal, for a more recent example.) But Norry has the same friggin people peddling the same crap and his show is an infomercial.

[Izintit?]

I also don't mind if it was an occasional health show, even if it is quackery- which can sometimes be funny. Key word is OCCASIONAL and with a "doctor" with some new or unique claim (like the guy that said smoking is good for you and can even cure cancer and so is eating meat!) Or about some new disease or discovery (Schrader was riveting with the "Brain on Fire" gal, for a more recent example.) But Norry has the same friggin people peddling the same crap and his show is an infomercial.

SSSSSSSSSSH You`re supposed to be too stupid and/or desperate to notice they are quacks. That`s why they`re on in the middle of the freakin` night. GNS

[NoMoreNoory]

no they make you a closeted rat eating hatur.

No closets around here.

Say it loud
We hate, we eat rats
And we're proud!

[nextgen.fm]

Call the special "RAT LINE" at 1-800-RAT-KING

[Jorch Einstein]

Does anybody remember when Jorch used to wrassle under the name Jorch "The Animal" Noory? Remember how he used to eat the stuffing out of the ring padding? I think it was toxic, and his prolonged exposure to it has undone what little brain power he ever had. Poor Jorch. Still, he did win special notice for being the most hirsute wrassler.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Does anybody remember when Jorch used to wrassle under the name Jorch "The Animal" Noory? Remember how he used to eat the stuffing out of the ring padding? I think it was toxic, and his prolonged exposure to it has undone what little brain power he ever had. Poor Jorch. Still, he did win special notice for being the most hirsute wrassler.

Looks like a 'Chia Pet' ..........

[albrecht]

Does anybody remember when Jorch used to wrassle under the name Jorch "The Animal" Noory? Remember how he used to eat the stuffing out of the ring padding? I think it was toxic, and his prolonged exposure to it has undone what little brain power he ever had. Poor Jorch. Still, he did win special notice for being the most hirsute wrassler.

I always suspected the Great Kabuki was spitting toomeric in his "Asian Mist" to blind opponents. I need to call in and ask the "doctor experts" on C2C if any wrestlers die of cancer considering the cancer-fighting agents found in that amazing herb and when Norry and Tommy "wrestle" if they favor singlets or the speedo uniforms.

[PathoJen]

Dave was playing the Scorps last night for bumper music. Rocker \m/

[nextgen.fm]

Dave was playing the Scorps last night for bumper music. Rocker \m/

the night NSYNC was played I questioned many things

[Jorch Einstein]

Dave was playing the Scorps last night for bumper music. Rocker \m/

Jorch is so hip, he only liked The Scorpions when Uli Jon Roth was in the band.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nqEwJGL3pI

[Paradox]

Higher stands of living. 

Meant higher standards of living.

[nextgen.fm]

Higher stands of living. 

Meant higher standards of living.

that didn't take long

[Juan Cena]

Since he is on so often he should bring on one of his patients who used to be homosexual but is now straight.  Now that I would like to hear. I think there is something to all the hormones being injected into our food supply.  There has to be an effect on people.  Why it affects some people and not others is another question.

I think I am going to turn this show off as it stands.  I'm tired of the quacks.

I'd like to see the same sex wedding pics from Wallach's former patients.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dear George,

If time were speeding up, you wouldn't know about it because you and everything else would be speeding up with it.  In fact, since speed is defined by time, it doesn't even make any sense to say time is speeding up.

Please come up with better memes.

[trostol]

Dear George,

If time were speeding up, you wouldn't know about it because you and everything else would be speeding up with it.  In fact, since speed is defined by time, it doesn't even make any sense to say time is speeding up.

Please come up with better memes.

better yet..just stop talking George

Thanks from

Everyone

[NoMoreNoory]

Sounds to me like Dave and Tommee went for that second bottle of wine over show prep dinner. Mushing and slurring all over the place. Seems half asleep, too. For once, time is slowing down for Dave.

[Juan Cena]

Interesting to see how the interview with the author of the Putin book goes. It could be fascinating...if Knapp were doing the interview.

[aldousburbank]

Higher stands of living. 

Meant higher standards of living.

George has a way of speaking like my car has a way of mowing grass.

[nextgen.fm]

George has a way of speaking like my car has a way of mowing grass.

Lower stands of death lol

[Dateline]

Wrong, Norry, you set the site up so that you could make buckos off all of the "lonely" people in your audience. 

If you were soooo helpful, you would have set it up as a not for profit. 

[Dateline]

This week has been one big long Coast senior moment.

[starrmtn001]

George has a way of speaking like my car has a way of mowing grass.

LOL!  You're funny Aldous.  Love your replies. 

[Juan Cena]

It figures Dave would waste most of the interview with Mezrich not talking about the Putin book.

[Dateline]

My question is what is the next big show that will topple Coast?  MITD.