George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I heard him say members of his family have come across this site and it's embarrassing for him...

But not embarrassing enough to try to improve a single aspect of his lazy unprepared performance

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You also "are unemployed, live in your mom's basement, and eat rats." Well, at least for dinner.

Hey!  I resent that if you're including me.  I only eat rats if they were already dead on the roadside.

[PB the Deplorable]

Ther's uh small munthly fee, bhut if yuh use thuh code GOORGE yuh get a huuge diiscount

How can the discount be huuge, but the fee small?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOoYrUqb60A

[albrecht]

But not embarrassing enough to try to improve a single aspect of his lazy unprepared performance

How embarrassing for his family if they actually came across his show, especially if they came across the show when amongst friends or colleagues or on a date.

[ItsOver]

Hey!  I resent that if you're including me.  I only eat rats if they were already dead on the roadside.

Sorry.  Dave made me forget that at least some of us have class.

[nextgen.fm]

My favourite part was when he said "Hell no" to one of (Redacted)'s questions, and then corrected it to "Heck No."  That really shouldn't be my favourite part.  I guess it shows my level of maturity.

I noticed that too! Bwhaha

Premiere has him on such a  tight leash its laughable

[PB the Deplorable]

... Edit: also, last nite, I found out I am not just a hater, I am now a lowlife hater, according to Dave.

That's one of his favorite comments when replying to email he doesn't like..

[PB the Deplorable]

I noticed that too! Bwhaha

Premiere his mommy has him on such a  tight leash its laughable

FIFY

[PathoJen]

Ther's uh small munthly fee, bhut if yuh use thuh code GOORGE yuh get a huuge diiscount

How can the discount be huuge, but the fee small?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOoYrUqb60A

Hahah! This is too much. It's weird how people approach him "all the time" at speaking engagements and ask him about dating.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hahah! This is too much. It's weird how people approach him "all the time" at speaking engagements and ask him about dating.

Stop it!  You're embarrassing him, and his family reads this thread

[Rico999]

Listening to Dave's "performance" on GabCast told me several things:  First, his appearance was an obvious threat to MV that he and his handlers are thinking about suing.  The repeated denials that he was considering such an action was proof to me that's exactly what's on his mind.  You know the old adage "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?"   Well, it should go both ways and I trust that the people who run this site understand that's the way it is.   My conclusion is that Dave wants to tame down this site so as to render it ineffective.  Even though he's using a subtle, "good cop" approach to the operators of this site,  his message was pretty clear.

I think Dave being tardy in coming on the GabCast was a result of him and his staff discussing what should be said for public consumption and how it would be presented -- or if he should go on the program in the first place.  Evidently, they decided it would work for him.   I don't think Noory does anything public off the cuff.   The whole idea is to reinforce the idea to the public, i.e., supporters and members of this forum, is that he's a "good guy," and "approachable."

I would be very hesitant to communicate with Dave on a personal level.  I think he and his handlers would love to find out who exactly the people who post on this forum are for security purposes.  And I wouldn't at all be surprised if they are able to find out who the posters are, that they share that information with law enforcement or other government entities, certainly their own corporate security people.  If you're a member of Coast Insider, you can guarantee that information has been shared.  Further, I'm certain that given the nature of the topics covered on the program,  elements of the US government security apparatus would like to know the identities of listeners and callers to this program -- for obvious reasons.

This goes for not only Coast, but the whole lineup of programs on Premiere Radio Networks.   Edward Snowden's revelations about how extensive the government intrusion is into our private lives -- and the participation of corporate entities cooperating with the government to accomplish this tells me that one has to take care to be mindful of our own personal security.

"Paranormal Date" is a really good example of what I'm talking about. 

Dave's not only a lamebrain radio talker, he's probably a useful idiot for people who want to know who you are.

[Izintit?]

Yeah I agree, he vacillates between hey guys help me do better and you guys are horrible.  But I doubt he's deep enough to think of strategic manipulation.  I bet his people try to keep him away from here -- for a public person directly engaging critics is a big PR no-no.  I guess I see his ambivalence, wanting it both ways, as a normal human reaction to the circumstances here, and fascinating in an armchair-psychology way.

His people may TRY to keep him away from here but George can`t help himself. One can almost hear Tommy saying "Why do you let it bother you?"  We all knew there would be more incidents after the failed Falkie Foray. I think Onan is right. George is past coming here to win anybody over;he wants the haterz banned which would lead to the closure of the thread. It`s quite funny that the only thing interesting about George is this puffed- up,anal retenive side. Kind of like a Ted Baxter/Adolf Hitler blend. GNS

[Izintit?]

Do you listen to the gab cast a lot? F-bombs are pretty mild compared to something discussed on the show. The only thing that is embrassing is Noory's behavior. He tries to come off like I nice guy, but when I pressed him the true George came out for everyone to see.

Yes, you just exposed a thin-skinned,lazy,talentless fraud. ^ 5

[Izintit?]

My favourite part was when he said "Hell no" to one of (Redacted)'s questions, and then corrected it to "Heck No."  That really shouldn't be my favourite part.  I guess it shows my level of maturity.

LOL  I used to love to play poker against people like Noory. It was like taking candy from a baby, or as George would say "like taking candy out of a baby". GNS

[PathoJen]

  Yes, you just exposed a thin-skinned,lazy,talentless fraud. ^ 5

Norry begin to exhibit his true colors I suspect, when NIA called in. His personality did a 180 during that call.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOoYrUqb60A

Noory flogs Paranormaldate.com

Noory quotes, from the Huffington Post [credits:  FortRock]

"I know what it's like to try to look for somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with, and it's not that easy. Society is at a point now where you don't want to meet people in a bar," said George Noory, co-founder of ParanormalDate.com, and the popular host of "Coast to Coast AM," with nearly 600 stations, the biggest nightly radio talk program in North America.

"Digital and dating has turned into billions of people online all over the world, looking for that special person. It's amazing to me how digital has created the ability for people to get to know each other before they even meet," Noory told HuffPost.

"At any given time, we have three-and-a-half million listeners, and one of the things I've always done on the show is to broadcast live on holidays, because there are a lot of lonely people out there. So, this is just another thing I've created that I hope will help people get together and meet others of like interests."

"Generally, this will be for people who are interested in the unusual -- the mysteries -- so it's really not for anybody who's just looking for a date. If they're not interested in the genre, into the topics that we cover on 'Coast to Coast,' it's probably a waste of time for them. But if they're truly interested in the unusual, this is a great site for them," said Noory, pictured at left.

"In the old days of courtship, you had to meet someone and go out. Nowadays, with text messaging and digital websites, like ParanormalDate.com, you'll get a pretty good understanding of that person before you meet. And then, when you meet, it's as if you've known that person all along, and that, to me, is the most fascinating aspect of all of this."

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

So this is the big announcement?  Just gets more and more farcical every day.

[starrmtn001]

Is tonight the big announcement night?  George will probably make us wait until hour 4 - which I won't do.

Any "big announcement" dave has, is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.  There will probably be some mention of it here tomorrow.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

MV needs to start horsedate.com.

[coaster]

you don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com.
Seems every subsection of humanity has their own dating site now. The sites are all the same, only the name is changed, and people are gullible enough to sign up because they think these site owners care enough about them to create a site just for them. The site "adult friend finder", which is very pornographic in nature, also runs religious themed singles sites.
Whatever puts money in your pocket I guess.

[albrecht]

MV needs to start horsedate.com.

Jason the Horse could be featured as the spokesmanhorse

[PathoJen]

MV needs to start horsedate.com.

Broney dating dot com

[coaster]

He should start a site for anyone who has ever suffered side effects from TaintCo products. Thats a pretty big chunk of the population. He could call it taintdate.

[albrecht]

you don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com.
Seems every subsection of humanity has their own dating site now. The sites are all the same, only the name is changed, and people are gullible enough to sign up because they think these site owners care enough about them to create a site just for them. The site "adult friend finder", which is very pornographic in nature, also runs religious themed singles sites.
Whatever puts money in your pocket I guess.

Will be funny when a hacker, or just some system glitch, mixes up the sites and you get the various urbanhipsterdate meeting farmersonly, muslimdate meeting jewishdate, mytimedate meeting teendate, and any of the marriagedate or friendshiponlydate meeting up the with "adult friend finder" dates etc

[coaster]

I just find it weird. Can you imagine meeting a couple and asking how they met, and them saying they met on paranormaldate.
"I just found it so hot how he was into alien abductions, and it just sealed the deal when he found out I hunt ghosts for a living"
How would you like to have them as neighbors...no thanks.

[lonevoice]

[nextgen.fm]

it begins 

[albrecht]

Check your six for paralegals.
-GNS

[lonevoice]

it begins 

Indeed.   

Here's a blank so you guys can make your own captions for "Dave Noorie's greatest ponderings"

[Dateline]

It just becomes more bizarre and creepier by the day.

Bad marriages, bad relationships and court problems, and hosting a dating site?