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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on May 19, 2015, 09:57:52 PM
I have this weird normal feeling that tonite's gonna suck.
That would be certain, if you tune into Dave.  Dave sucking out-certains death and taxes. 

Nahh Lisa will do fine.  Unlike Noory she can get by on her silky voice alone.  But I happen to think she is better as a host than Noory (I realize that's not saying much, but still).

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on May 19, 2015, 10:26:55 PM
Nahh Lisa will do fine.  Unlike Noory she can get by on her silky voice alone.  But I happen to think she is better as a host than Noory (I realize that's not saying much, but still).


Noory is certainly at the bottom of the list of hosts for his own show. Knapp is number one.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 19, 2015, 10:02:04 PM
Two of the worst hosts that C2C has to offer on the air at the same time makes that a guarantee.  I can see George Dave breaking out the creepiest music for her tonight.

Abshoultely. Let's see...there will be Tom Jones' "She's a Lady," Chris de Burgh's "Lady in Red," Exile's "Kiss you all Over."  ::)

Gassy Man

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 19, 2015, 08:01:29 PM
We're no Valdez, but happy to oblige.
Whatever happened to Valdez?  I miss his (or her) recaps, too.

Gassy Man

George is particularly phlegmy tonight.  He's got that mushy wetness to his voice when he pronounces "p" and "b" sounds.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on May 19, 2015, 10:11:13 PM
That would be certain, if you tune into Dave.  Dave sucking out-certains death and taxes.

True certainty is difficult to find in the natural world, but Dave's suckage is like a nightly wonder of science.

zeebo

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 19, 2015, 11:12:10 PM
Whatever happened to Valdez?  I miss his (or her) recaps, too.

Valdez's incisive recaps are sorely missed.

George sure sounds funny when he blows his nose.

edit:  nevermind, that was a recording of whale song.

Gassy Man

Ugh, Annunaki.   Hours of blather about nothing that can be proven one way or the other.

Lilith

Everything you all say may very well be TRUE, but you surely must admit that George Noory has a most extraordinarily beautiful singing voice. 

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 19, 2015, 11:21:28 PM
Ugh, Annunaki.   Hours of blather about nothing that can be proven one way or the other.

Perfect.  George should be able to handle this one.

Quote from: brig on May 19, 2015, 11:22:04 PM
Everything you all say may very well be TRUE, but you surely must admit that George Noory has a most extraordinarily beautiful singing voice.

George's singing has been much maligned on here.  I think it's okay depending on which clip I hear.

Gassy Man

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 19, 2015, 11:22:11 PM
Perfect.  George should be able to handle this one.
I dunno . . . I wouldn't put money on that.  :D

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 19, 2015, 11:25:48 PM
I dunno . . . I wouldn't put money on that.  :D

Money?  No.. no, definitely no money.

zeebo

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 19, 2015, 11:21:28 PM
Ugh, Annunaki.   Hours of blather about nothing that can be proven one way or the other.

Hey George just said he's "convinced that some rich guy has the Ark of the Covenant somewhere", which pretty much sounds like a fact.

Kojiro

I'm convinced that George Noory doesn't know any other way to give his opinion without saying "I'm convinced."

Nick el Ass

Did he say Hogue would be talking about priphecy during the next coast insiders chat?

Quote from: brig on May 19, 2015, 11:22:04 PM
Everything you all say may very well be TRUE, but you surely must admit that George Noory has a most extraordinarily beautiful singing voice.

Yeah, if you like Ethel Merman.

WOTR

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 19, 2015, 11:12:10 PM
Whatever happened to Valdez?  I miss his (or her) recaps, too.
Every now and then I wonder where he is... just seemed to fade off into the sunset one day.  Perhaps when Art returns we will see Valdez again?


zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 19, 2015, 11:23:41 PM
George's singing has been much maligned on here.  I think it's okay depending on which clip I hear.

And don't forget, he doesn't just sing, as we learned last week he dances too (with those lucky ladies he calls up on stage).  A double-charmer.

Quote from: popple on May 19, 2015, 11:44:51 PM
I am only listening for Lee Cigar.

Thought experiment:  Is it possible to say Lisa Garr without saying Lee Cigar?  They all do it.  Noory did it earlier.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: wotr1 on May 19, 2015, 11:44:16 PM
Every now and then I wonder where he is... just seemed to fade off into the sunset one day.  Perhaps when Art returns we will see Valdez again?

I hope a lot of the older posters would return along with a lot of the new people, and have a feeling they will as the day gets closer. This place is gonna' explode.

Immy

I like how Michael Tellinger set Jorch straight after the break by going back to answer a question he asked before the break "out of respect to the listeners." Certainly more than Jorch has. Idiot.

The guest said some miners broke through a tunnel floor and fell into an ancient mining tunnel of such precision we couldn't produce it today.  This begs the question:  Did the Annunaki possess Horta?

Noory changed the schedule tonight.  He was going to have a guest talking about his late father's conspiracy book written in the early 70's and demons.  I think he was like a 22 year old kid who had been on once before.  A bit of a wacko.  I can't remember his name.  Then Garr was going to follow him.  I turn on the radio and Tellinger is on talking about the Annunaki.

Kojiro

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 19, 2015, 11:54:43 PM
Noory changed the schedule tonight.  He was going to have a guest talking about his late father's conspiracy book written in the early 70's and demons.  I think he was like a 22 year old kid who had been on once before.  A bit of a wacko.  I can't remember his name.  Then Garr was going to follow him.  I turn on the radio and Tellinger is on talking about the Annunaki.

Frankly I see nothing wrong with that change. That other guy is a right-wing religious wacko.

Quote from: Kojiro on May 19, 2015, 11:56:00 PM
Frankly I see nothing wrong with that change. That other guy is a right-wing religious wacko.

Well, I'm rather right-wing (I don't trust government) and a bit religious but the kid was definitely wacko.  Tellinger was a better choice.

WOTR

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 19, 2015, 11:46:00 PM
I hope a lot of the older posters would return along with a lot of the new people, and have a feeling they will as the day gets closer. This place is gonna' explode.
I hope you are right.  Camatoz has been a little quiet lately, Saradondi drifted away, Valdez (as noted) has been absent lately and I still find myself wondering where Anagrammy is now (I think just because I remember the name...)  At the same time, it is great to get some fresh prey posters.

***I have to keep remembering that Art asked us not to devour the new posters too quickly...

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