George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Guy From V]

Brad Dourif doesn't even like Chucky.

[Alienigma]

Dave's favorite horror villain is Chucky, a possessed child doll. No surprise there.

[21st Century Man]

I have an idea for a new movie.  A horror comedy called Coast To Coast AM with George Noory.   George always wanted to be the movie star.

[Nick el Ass]

Brad Dourif doesn't even like Chucky.

Billy Bibbit.

[Nick el Ass]

Sounds like George has been watching tentacle porn.

[Heather Wade]

I have an idea for a new movie.  A horror comedy called Coast To Coast AM with George Noory.   George always wanted to be the movie star.

Simple George in theaters this summer.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, tonight's had a few gems.

- A medium with a big build up and then a performance failure worthy of SCTV.
- Bill the AAA back story.
- Noory admitting Ian was incoherent and drugged out on meds when he called in.
- An elaboration regarding George's creepy karaoke performances at live shows.

And it's only one o'clock.

[zeebo]

Noory's convinced Tommy's house has someone living in his attic.  So looks like we've solved the Case of the Missing Donuts.

[Nick el Ass]

George did a radio show out of a funeral home, and heard weird noises. I'm guessing the listeners could say the same.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory's convinced Tommy's house has someone living in his attic.  So looks like we've solved the Case of the Missing Donuts.

George saying blue bowls sounded more like blue balls.

[21st Century Man]

Simple George in theaters this summer.

It could be a variation of The Producers about a really bad radio show that takes the nation by storm.  Throw in some horror elements.  Art can have a part in it playing Professor Van Helsing to Noory's Chocula.

[Nick el Ass]

The fish oil commercial is on, and alas no O-fu Phil will not be heard by me. Hurray.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The fish oil commercial is on, and alas no O-fu Phil will not be heard by me. Hurray.

Krill?

[Alienigma]

"As the year clicks by..."

That clicking sound Dave hears is millions of listeners blowing their brains out.

[Alienigma]

It could be a variation of The Producers about a really bad radio show that takes the nation by storm.  Throw in some horror elements.  Art can have a part in it playing Professor Van Helsing to Noory's Chocula.

Tommy could make a cameo appearance as The Blob.

[21st Century Man]

Tommy could make a cameo appearance as The Blob.

ROFLMAO!

[Nick el Ass]

Krill?

Normally that is what they talk about, but now it is juicing and super berries. They cut off the last hour on the weekends because George sucks so bad, but sadly they cut it off when he usually isn't on like during Knapp shows. Grrr.

[PB the Deplorable]

I have an idea for a new movie.  A horror comedy called Coast To Coast AM with George Noory...

Done right, it could be the Rocky Horror of it's generation.

Picture the Friday late night movie crowd - each dressed as their favorite Coast, The Movie character - rising to its feet in unison to yell 'Hi Tommy' as he makes his first appearance in the second scene...

[PChirp]

Jorch is cutting out early again this evening.   

[michio]

NoMoreNoory isn't even making any of that up.  I missed the first one, but caught the other two.  Quayle figures Satan wants the God Particle so he can take over the universe.

That's a part of Quayle's "logic." The scientists are playing god by peering into the sacred domain of god, so they must be connected to Satan and want to be god.  This "ignorance is bliss" idea goes way back in religion and its confrontations with science.  The other part is the CERN logo where people see 666, even though there are five "numbers" in the logo, making the logo 66666. They just discard the other two numbers and concentrate on the three numbers they want to see, similar to picking and choosing what to follow in the bible.  The CERN logo is based on the design of a particular particle accelerator, from what I've read.

And the "god particle" is really the "goddamn particle." [see link below]  But you couldn't convince holy rollers Quayle and sNoory of a fact that might conflict with their fiction.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/forbesleadershipforum/2013/10/09/the-higgs-boson-wins-the-nobel-why-we-call-it-the-god-particle/

[21st Century Man]

I miss Glenn Kimball.  He was always a great guest even if some of his claims were questionable.  Things got really strange with him during his long illness.  A lot of paranormal things went on.  He claimed he was seeing demons.

[Morgus]

Jorch is cutting out early again this evening.   

Noory uses some past guest passing away to sneak out early on Friday nights, leaving his staff to play a tape of part of an old interview.

[zeebo]

Bill, Cornelieus, & Annie trifecta is complete.

[Morgus]

Now its Annie in Alabama calling in.
We got the full trifecta of regular  Noory c2c callers tonight: Bill the AAA, Corny, and now Annie

[21st Century Man]

Annie made it through.  I'm starting to think that Tommy calls these regulars to fill time.

[trostol]

i havent heard Jeff in some time ...has he been banned lol

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Interesting, Noory saying disparaging remarks about how apparently Ian Punnett does not like holistic medicine.

[PChirp]

Totally missed Annie from Alabama!   

[Nick el Ass]

Interesting, Noory saying disparaging remarks about how apparently Ian Punnett does not like holistic medicine.

He is going after Ian tonight by first using Corny's losing it the night before, and now this. I wonder if Ian has a new show coming up... or George is just paranoid?!?

[21st Century Man]

No Brother Iz!!!  Wow, George is really mixing things up tonight.