George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

Tommy really keeps Jorch on a tight leash.

[expat]

I know.  She looks like my yoga teacher, who's 60, but could pass for 45.

Robin is 64.

[CornyCrow]

Oh great. An acolyte of Deepak Chopra's.  No thanks.

Chopra once had a voracious appetite for women.  That's what happens if you meditate a lot. 

[CornyCrow]

'Why do you think the afterlife was created?'

It's a holding pen for the soul between lives.  A kind of spiritual Disneyland.  It's another cage.

[CornyCrow]

Ah, yes, the classic "Old Yellow."  Dave, the never ending joke.

My sadistic witch of a mother used to play this song to me when I was a kid.  I'd cry and she'd laugh.
OLD SHEP
When I was a lad
And old Shep was a pup
Over hills and meadows we'd stray
Just a boy and his dog
We were both full of fun
We grew up together that way

I remember the time at the old swimmin' hole
When I would have drowned beyond doubt
But old Shep was right there
To the rescue he came
He jumped in and then pulled me out

As the years fast did roll
Old Shep, he grew old
His eyes were fast growing dim
And one day the doctor looked at me and said
"I can do no more for him, Jim"

With hands that were trembling
I picked up my gun
And aimed it at Shep's faithful head
I just couldn't do it, I wanted to run
I wish they would shoot me instead

He came to my side and looked up at me
And laid his old head on my knee
I had struck the best friend a man ever had
I cried so I scarcely could see

Old Shep, he has gone where the good doggies go
And no more with old Shep will I roam
But if dogs have a heaven there's one thing I know
Old Shep has a wonderful home

[Nick el Ass]

I wonder if Jorch gets Brazilian waxes

Dave gets waxed, and then they glued his back hair on his head... or use it to cover up things when he accidentally cuts his stache off.

[21st Century Man]

My sadistic witch of a mother used to play this song to me when I was a kid.  I'd cry and she'd laugh.
OLD SHEP
When I was a lad
And old Shep was a pup
Over hills and meadows we'd stray
Just a boy and his dog
We were both full of fun
We grew up together that way

I remember the time at the old swimmin' hole
When I would have drowned beyond doubt
But old Shep was right there
To the rescue he came
He jumped in and then pulled me out

As the years fast did roll
Old Shep, he grew old
His eyes were fast growing dim
And one day the doctor looked at me and said
"I can do no more for him, Jim"

With hands that were trembling
I picked up my gun
And aimed it at Shep's faithful head
I just couldn't do it, I wanted to run
I wish they would shoot me instead

He came to my side and looked up at me
And laid his old head on my knee
I had struck the best friend a man ever had
I cried so I scarcely could see

Old Shep, he has gone where the good doggies go
And no more with old Shep will I roam
But if dogs have a heaven there's one thing I know
Old Shep has a wonderful home

One of Elvis's early songs.  I can't listen to it without bawling.  Red Foley originally recorded it.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Tonight Linda Moulton Howe hosts with George Noory as guest, should be a good show.

[nextgen.fm]

Tonight Linda Moulton Howe hosts with George Noory as guest, should be a good show.

I hope she tells another cool story of her hiking up into the mountains

[Nick el Ass]

One of Elvis's early songs.  I can't listen to it without bawling.  Red Foley originally recorded it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kezoXHhk8Y

[21st Century Man]

Another dead baby story. 

[Nick el Ass]

Another dead baby story. 

Dave should use this song as his open.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEe-N80w7Rs

[21st Century Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kezoXHhk8Y

Song really hits home for those of us who love dogs.

[aldousburbank]

Dave should use this song as his open.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEe-N80w7Rs

He is not worthy.

[21st Century Man]

Dave should use this song as his open.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEe-N80w7Rs

You got that right. Excellent pick, Nick. Dave is one sick puppy.

[Nick el Ass]

Alice is great, and so are the albums Killer and Flush the Fashion.

[21st Century Man]

Alice is great, and so are the albums Killer and Flush the Fashion.

Welcome To My Nightmare is probably my favorite album of his though Love It To Death and Billion Dollar Babies are great to as is Killer.  I'm not really familiar with Flush The Fashion.  I'll have to give it a listen if it is up on youtube.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

The topic is a frozen lake in Antarctica and the bumper music is about a jungle and a lion?  Errrmkay.

[21st Century Man]

The topic is a frozen lake in Antarctica and the bumper music is about a jungle and a lion?  Errrmkay.

Jorch just puts up whatever shit he wants to play.  There's no rhyme or reason to it a lot of the time.  Of course he works a bit harder on his bumpers when LMH comes on.  Count on Tom Jones being thrown into the mix.  Usually Delilah or She's a Lady.

[Guy From V]

Will someone tell these frigging jokers that this Vostok stuff is pretty much the plot of Who Goes There? / The Thing From Another World / John Carpenter's The Thing.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Jorch just puts up whatever shit he wants to play.  There's no rhyme or reason to it a lot of the time.  Of course he works a bit harder on his bumpers when LMH comes on.  Count on Tom Jones being thrown into the mix.  Usually Delilah or She's a Lady.

Haha ain't that the truth, but starting off the LMH interview with Chris Isaak is a bit edgy for what he's used to.

[coaster]

His pre-LMH bumper music is so obvious. She must think he's a creep.

[Heather Wade]

Tonight Linda Moulton Howe hosts with George Noory as guest, should be a good show.

I'm so bummed out for her.  Has anyone mentioned to Linda that Art's returning in July? 

[ItsOver]

Haha ain't that the truth, but starting off the LMH interview with Chris Isaak is a bit edgy for what he's used to.

I'm up tonight and thought I'd catch LMH and ignore Dave.  Usually pretty easy to do when Linda's on, since Dave takes the opportunity to examine the back side of his eyelids.

I'm just drinking water and just about upchucked when Isaak started playing prior to LMH.  At least it wasn't "Lady in Red."  Time to close the shades. 

[21st Century Man]

Haha ain't that the truth, but starting off the LMH interview with Chris Isaak is a bit edgy for what he's used to.

LOL. I know that's right.

[Étouffée]

Haha ain't that the truth, but starting off the LMH interview with Chris Isaak is a bit edgy for what he's used to.

Holy eviscerated cow was that "Wicked Game" Noory played?  Jeezus wept.

[21st Century Man]

 I heard one time Jorch threw his underwear at Tom Jones and Jones ran off the stage in terror.  The whole stage had to be defumigated after the offending article was removed.

[Morgus]

Noory's pal Billy Mumy dressed up in 1957 as Zorro, just like Noory claimed he did as a little kid in the 50s:

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Good show tonight, George, more-or-less.

[Bleefy]

I'm up tonight and thought I'd catch LMH and ignore Dave.  Usually pretty easy to do when Linda's on, since Dave takes the opportunity to examine the back side of his eyelids.

I'm just drinking water and just about upchucked when Isaak started playing prior to LMH.  At least it wasn't "Lady in Red."  Time to close the shades. 

The haunting Jorgo theme!