George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[136 or 142]

It's a blow hard promoter who has no clue how the program works, and his paleocon silent (literally silent) partner who does all the work.

I don't know how much work getting a monkey to throw darts on a bulletin board takes.

[pate]

What would a 'less hard working' Noory sound like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

[CornyCrow]

I enjoy Hogue.  I find him quite insightful.

Well, I do hope we get rid of the big money that is buying our politics.  How could that happen?  We'd need several new Justices in the Supremes and they would have to be willing to overturn a prior ruling - or we'd need a Constitutional Convention, which would open the Constitution to other changes as well.  I don't think anyone wants to go there, especially with both Houses stacked with one party. 

[pate]

Well, I do hope we get rid of the big money that is buying our politics.  How could that happen?  We'd need several new Justices in the Supremes and they would have to be willing to overturn a prior ruling - or we'd need a Constitutional Convention, which would open the Constitution to other changes as well.  I don't think anyone wants to go there, especially with both Houses stacked with one party.

I totally agree, Dave sux...

GNS

[ItsOver]

Well, I do hope we get rid of the big money that is buying our politics.  How could that happen?  We'd need several new Justices in the Supremes and they would have to be willing to overturn a prior ruling - or we'd need a Constitutional Convention, which would open the Constitution to other changes as well.  I don't think anyone wants to go there, especially with both Houses stacked with one party.

It's interesting to see how Dave is the great unifier, as far as unifying so many diverse backgrounds in agreeing upon his suckage.  I believe The Anti-Dave Party would solve a number of problems.

[giza2200]

The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


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"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

[giza2200]

I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?...
Jan 27, 2005 interview with George Corrales

[Juan Cena]

George is such a jackass.  He asserted that Joni Mitchell's birth date was 1925 even when the guest claimed several sources said it was 1943.  Anyone who knows of her knows 1925 is just stupid.  Here's what George was looking at:

"Joan Mitchell (February 12, 1925 â€" October 30, 1992) was a "second generation" abstract expressionist painter and printmaker."
-Wikipedia

Joan Mitchell, not Joni.

And that's why using Wikipedia as a source for a term paper you get you an "F," Charlie Brown.

[Juan Cena]

Well, John Hogue is the dictionary definition of a blowhard... and is probably more pissed he couldn't plug his books a million times a second on Dark Matter. "Something horrible is going to happen, but buy my book even if it has nothing to do with what I'm saying." The guy is terrible.

I actually fell asleep last night and missed all of C2C. Was Hogue showing his manlove for Vlad Putin again?

[Juan Cena]

Ok so I forgot my Mp3 player full of Art bell shows. Some guy is on talking about time tracks. As I do not listen to C2C I have no idea what this is. You think Noory would ask the guest to explain it for new listeners.

Missing Paul Guerico was one of the things I hated about falling asleep early last night. The Merlin Project interests me for some reason. At least it does when someone with even a smidgen of interviewing capabilities (like Wells) more than Dave has is doing the interview.

[Nick el Ass]

I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?...
Jan 27, 2005 interview with George Corrales

I wonder if Dave himself might be some kind of a hybrid Chupacabra, but than again they usually suck goats... and Dave just plain sucks.

[albrecht]

And that's why using Wikipedia as a source for a term paper you get you an "F," Charlie Brown.

What a dolt. I did not listen last night but did he mention "Morgellons disease" with regard to Joni Mitchell? That would be an actual C2C topic as the disease she thinks she has is not an "official" disease recognized by medicine but lots of people and "alternative healers" think it is a real thing. Mainstream medicine thinks "it" could be several things; most likely a combination of some real symptoms with a large mental belief (Delusional parasitosis) that it is "morgellons."
-GNS

[aldousburbank]

I wonder if Dave himself might be some kind of a hybrid Chupacabra, but than again they usually suck goats... and Dave just plain sucks.

Chupacaca?

[ItsOver]

Chupacaca?

Chupagrande?  Sounds like something from Taco Bell.

[ziznak]

thats the chalupa grande!!  its a type of hot dog!

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Chupagrande?  Sounds like something from Taco Bell.

Chupagrande means "big suck," in other words a pretty accurate description of a certain radio show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

And that's why using Wikipedia as a source for a term paper you get you an "F," Charlie Brown.

It wasn't Wikipedia that was wrong.  It was George's reading / writing / listening comprehension.

[albrecht]

It wasn't Wikipedia that was wrong.  It was George's reading / writing / listening comprehension.

Good point. He just looked at the first name that popped up. Sort of like people who, with a straight-face, will tell you an answer to a fairly simple math problem which is clearly wrong but "the cash register or calculator says this is the answer." Did he mention the Morgellons? Apparently Joni Mitchell thinks she has it. It is a very C2C disease, if it exists at all.
-GNS

[aldousburbank]

It is a very C2C disease, if it exists at all.

Little known Morgellons' fact; you can only contract the condition by listening to shows about it on C2C.

[albrecht]

Little known Morgellons' fact; you can only contract the condition by listening to shows about it on C2C.

A worse parasite is the C2C earworm in which you hear Norryisms in your head 24/7. If left untreated it can worm its way into your brain and you actually start believing the Norryisms and walk around in a daze, often with a burnt tongue, pondering if any baby you see is "mean" or if anything you see is a "portal, possibly an angel," in addition to other symptoms. The only known cure is listening to U7 or selections from the 'ultimate torrent'- though experts are working on a faster cure which should debut in late July.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Good point. He just looked at the first name that popped up. Sort of like people who, with a straight-face, will tell you an answer to a fairly simple math problem which is clearly wrong but "the cash register or calculator says this is the answer." Did he mention the Morgellons? Apparently Joni Mitchell thinks she has it. It is a very C2C disease, if it exists at all.
-GNS

Not that I heard, but wasn't listening closely, only on account that I think the Merlin project guy's head is an empty vessel spewing hot hoagie scented air while he takes all the credit for his paleocon poindexter partner who works like a slave making the scam all come together.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hoagland's 70th birthday was not celebrated on C2C -- much to his chagrin, I imagine. Here's a report of the podcast with Ritchie Allen:

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2015/04/richard-hoaglands-70th-birthday.html

George, get on this.

This is Hoagland's Wikipedia entry:

Richard Charles Hoagland[3] (born April 25, 1945 in Morristown, New Jersey[4]), is an American author, and a proponent of various conspiracy theories about NASA, lost alien civilizations on the Moon and on Mars and other related topics.
-Wikipedia

and not this, as you may have thought:

George Richard Chamberlain (born March 31, 1934)[1] is an American stage and screen actor and singer, who became a teen idol in the title role of the television show Dr. Kildare (1961â€"66).
-Wikipedia

[Faustina]

Any word yet on what the BIG NEWS coming that George hinted about on his Twitter the other day?  Obviously, it is not that he stole Keith, so it must be something else.

[ItsOver]

Any word yet on what the BIG NEWS coming that George hinted about on his Twitter the other day?  Obviously, it is not that he stole Keith, so it must be something else.

Maybe he stole Hoagland's hair.  I'll have to say for being 70, 'ol Hoagie has one fine head of it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Any word yet on what the BIG NEWS coming that George hinted about on his Twitter the other day?  Obviously, it is not that he stole Keith, so it must be something else.

All joking aside, I'm pretty sure it's whatever new George Noory television show Falkie is supposed to be involved with.

[136 or 142]

I actually fell asleep last night and missed all of C2C. Was Hogue showing his manlove for Vlad Putin again?

Yes, he compared Putin to Peter the Great.

[136 or 142]

I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?...
Jan 27, 2005 interview with George Corrales

My favorite is something like "I think bigfoot is real...I mean look at Chewbacca."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not that I heard, but wasn't listening closely, only on account that I think the Merlin project guy's head is an empty vessel spewing hot hoagie scented air while he takes all the credit for his paleocon poindexter partner who works like a slave making the scam all come together.

That may have been a little harsh.  The Timetraks idea interested me because I was hoping to do something vaguely similar, but I find the concept they have gone with disappointing.

[Morgus]

Any word yet on what the BIG NEWS coming that George hinted about on his Twitter the other day?  Obviously, it is not that he stole Keith, so it must be something else.

Maybe the big Hoagland 70th birthday party extravaganza? 

[136 or 142]

Maybe the big Hoagland 70th birthday party extravaganza? 

If we all pitch in, maybe we could buy Hoagland a one way ticket to Mars.